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Age: 20
Video Games Played: GTA, Skyrim, Zelda: OOT, CoD
X-box Gamertag: LouisF97
Interests: Films, Music, Video Games, Fishing etc.
Date Signed Up:11/24/2009
Last Login:7/28/2014
Location:Scotland
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#42 - I'm sorry, and screens from tumblr threads are any better? … 05/07/2013 on When there's 9gag watermark... -1
#55 - I like it. Thank you. 05/06/2013 on Avatar +8
#41 - I don't think I have an avatar on this. First person to ro…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/06/2013 on Avatar +18
#51 - graenko (05/06/2013) [-]
**graenko rolls 3**
#145 - cycloneclone has deleted their comment.
User avatar #55 - iFail (05/06/2013) [-]
I like it. Thank you.
#49 - stonedplatypus (05/06/2013) [-]
**stonedplatypus rolls 8**
#11 - It is a little bit, they have a few improv rounds, but it's a …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2013 on We all know he's right 0
User avatar #12 - shockstorm (05/04/2013) [-]
ahhh ok. cool.
I'll do that.
#20 - Is that a whippet? I have three whippets. Anybody want to …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2013 on And He Does It With Such Grace +6
#21 - lewersss (05/02/2013) [-]
Post moar!
I got a Lurcher puppy for my birthday, he's 8 months old now and I want to know why I've never had one of these super affectionate and crazy fast dogs before. Always had big wolfhounds and labs before.
Pic related, it's my pup with one of his steals, he is ultra sneak thief.
#58 - In my hometown of Stirling, a beggar was arrested earlier this…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/02/2013 on Best Prank Ever +8
#126 - catdogdora (05/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #68 - defeats (05/02/2013) [-]
Several people are actually killed by real firearms being painted bright colours like orange so they look like toys. So if you see an adult on their own with what appears to be a toy gun then you should be suspicious. But...
Being charged with carrying an "imitation firearm" without lawful permission for carrying a toy gun, is just another reason I dislike living in Scotland.

It's just like, if somebody is assaulting you and you hit them back you will also be charged with assault... My friend and his father both got ASBOs when a couple of guys jumped them and they fought back.
User avatar #136 - timmywankenobi (05/02/2013) [-]
hmm thats weird ...I don't think we do that here in Canada ...then again you don't really see adults with toy guns here either .Most folks here have real guns but we keep em in gun cabinets at home unless we are going hunting or to a firing range. So the only people you really see outside with guns kids with water guns and the police.
#78 - anonymous (05/02/2013) [-]
Well liar bee/ move to another neighborhood instead of WAITING FOR CHAPTER 11 TO BEE OVER/ NOT HAPPENING/ CUNTROL OVER LIAR/ LAREL BREATTA NOSES/ NO PROBLEM $$ RING TONE/ DEE/ JENN SET THAT STRAIGHT BEEFORE DAILEY NEWES/ WHAT SHE NO LIKE Garden/ wat hers no like her temper/ my house yesterday $$$ fuck u Asian talk/lolwe watched/ u see me$$$$$$$$
User avatar #61 - shedrule (05/02/2013) [-]
well thats Scotland for you -_-
User avatar #59 - DerpScout (05/02/2013) [-]
I swear it'll become illegal to pretend to shoot someone with your fingers soon.
User avatar #74 - triforcefox (05/02/2013) [-]
Well, I was suspended for bringing a mini (it was like two inches tall), bright green squirt gun to school last year. The cop at my school said he could have shot me if I had pointed it at anyone. And that was before all this gun control shit.
#66 - unclegrumpybastard (05/02/2013) [-]
#145 - I'm not homophobic in the slightest, and I fully support the … 05/02/2013 on Turning Black -2
#48 - Oh, I certainly can't disagree with dreaming. Dreaming's g…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2013 on Why I love sleeping 0
User avatar #88 - zurk (05/03/2013) [-]
I see your point, and am glad you are still partial to dreaming. I understand exactly what you meant when you said what you said.

And of course I won't remember this 20 years from now, but the few moments were nice. Of course, it's the moments that we sometimes truly live for. Thanks again.
#21 - So, if, I raped her , someone were to rape her after reading … 05/01/2013 on Rape Me 0
#20 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2013 on Rape Me 0
User avatar #37 - therealtjthemedic (05/02/2013) [-]
no, it wouldn't.
go for it!
#35 - I hate shit like this. Not because it's kind of gay , or beca…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/01/2013 on Why I love sleeping +1
#78 - anonymous (05/02/2013) [-]
Thank you.
Simply thank you.
#40 - zurk (05/02/2013) [-]
Truly, dreaming can also be pretty fun too. It's not nothing- but it's experiencing beauty in a different kind of way. Sort of like reading a story you wrote by instinct. So sleep isn't negative in that sense.
But I agree, and you saying what you did made me feel better for a moment. If but a moment.

'preciated it, buddy.
User avatar #48 - iFail (05/02/2013) [-]
Oh, I certainly can't disagree with dreaming.
Dreaming's great, in dreams you can become a pirate, a time traveler, a hero or a villain. I just didn't consider that when the image said "sleep" cause they talked about becoming "nothing" when they went to sleep. As if it was just a pleasure to be valued at nothing because life outside of that was so poor!

Personally, I don't think sleeping is negative at all, I love it. In fact, lying in bed at night once all my work for the day is done could be my favourite time of the day. I just felt the original motive rather than the idea behind this post was a bit glum.

Very pleased to hear that I made you feel better. If this comment doesn't go on to make others feel better, than it has succeeded at least once. I'm going to get myself some sleep now. Good night, stranger.
User avatar #88 - zurk (05/03/2013) [-]
I see your point, and am glad you are still partial to dreaming. I understand exactly what you meant when you said what you said.

And of course I won't remember this 20 years from now, but the few moments were nice. Of course, it's the moments that we sometimes truly live for. Thanks again.
#111 - The teletubbies, "the bear and the lion" sketch. Sca…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2013 on say hello! +2
#132 - puredeliciousness (05/01/2013) [-]
Jesus christ, I've never seen that before (I never watched teletubbies as a kid), but that fucking bear is creepy as shit.


But the lion just sounds like he keeps making subtle dirty jokes, it made me chuckle.

But that fucking bear... Nope.
#102 - "I'M THE BEAAAAAAAR. I'M THE BEAAAAAAAR. AND I'M COMING!  [+] (3 new replies) 05/01/2013 on say hello! +3
#104 - kaffekopp (05/01/2013) [-]
Oh my god, where have I seen this??
User avatar #111 - iFail (05/01/2013) [-]
The teletubbies, "the bear and the lion" sketch. Scariest 6 minutes of my childhood.
I had nightmares that the bear and the lion lived in the house behind ours, and that any time I entered my conservatory that looks on to that house, they would run out of their house, in to mine through the conservatory and attack me.

I had the nightmares a good few years, I was still scared of going in to my conservatory at night for a long time after that.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASnh7_zSimU
#132 - puredeliciousness (05/01/2013) [-]
Jesus christ, I've never seen that before (I never watched teletubbies as a kid), but that fucking bear is creepy as shit.


But the lion just sounds like he keeps making subtle dirty jokes, it made me chuckle.

But that fucking bear... Nope.
#33 - Ohhh, I know what you mean, haha! Very witty! I also … 04/30/2013 on When I want to play Rock... +37
#44 - "That'll teach you not to lick my fucking cheerios, you l…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/29/2013 on Ants half way through... +129
User avatar #107 - mcniggertoast (04/29/2013) [-]
5soon
User avatar #88 - ghettoswag (04/29/2013) [-]
I miss him.
User avatar #62 - erwtje (04/29/2013) [-]
GECKOSANDCHEERIOS
#145 - anonymous (04/29/2013) [-]
no shit
#146 - A piece of true philosophical beauty...  [+] (2 new replies) 04/28/2013 on Xbox messages +72
User avatar #149 - spasticbeaver (04/28/2013) [-]
I FUCKING LOST IT AT 'OH CLITERUS MAXIMUS' XD
User avatar #147 - Customer Services (04/28/2013) [-]
I'm fucking dying XD
#151 - Comment deleted 04/27/2013 on Gamer Rage 0
#77 - Immensely 04/27/2013 on free 0
#66 - Posted this on an earlier post with some of the same pictures.…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/26/2013 on Dope Parents +143
User avatar #391 - gunni (04/27/2013) [-]
The ICE stands for in case of emergency, so when medics find you lying around consciously, they'll know who to call to inform your famiry
User avatar #474 - dayasalion (04/27/2013) [-]
so they have to looks through your phone and find the contact that says ice on it? what if you're friends with O'Shea Jackson.
#28 - Free niggers? Already did.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/26/2013 on free +68
#76 - chocolatewhite (04/27/2013) [-]
And just how proud of that are you?
User avatar #77 - iFail (04/27/2013) [-]
Immensely
#41 - So deep...  [+] (5 new replies) 04/26/2013 on 2 grams +28
#59 - manythingstodohere (04/26/2013) [-]
Dad Ice's fw
User avatar #82 - bigbonew (04/26/2013) [-]
I hope you all know what that "ICE" stands for, right?
#113 - manythingstodohere (04/27/2013) [-]
thought it was "ice" like cold ass water frozen in solid state, now i see why it was capitalized
User avatar #107 - pootakka (04/26/2013) [-]
Oh god I don't think they do.

In Case of Emergency right?
User avatar #111 - bigbonew (04/26/2013) [-]
yep. I got that too. I think it is quite useful in case of emergency...
#151 - Wow bud, I think it's kind of cool that you're coming on funny…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/26/2013 on Book +2
User avatar #232 - paradox (09/06/2013) [-]
im not going to lie if it wasnt for this site i would be dead right now. i wouldve either overdosed or commited suicide a long time ago
User avatar #233 - iFail (09/06/2013) [-]
That's quite something that this site is responsible for your life not coming to an end. Are you coping now?
User avatar #234 - paradox (09/06/2013) [-]
ive been quite distracted. ive been busy planning my wedding.
User avatar #235 - iFail (09/06/2013) [-]
Wow, nice to hear that you've found someone worth sticking around for after all that shit.
Good luck!
User avatar #236 - paradox (09/06/2013) [-]
thanks. i hope you to can find a happy ending to your story
#16 - YOUNG HEAAAAARTS, BE FREEEEEE, TONIGHT! TIIIIIIIIME, IS O…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/25/2013 on GTA radio +81
#123 - anonymous (04/26/2013) [-]
i prefered that to high speed bike chases
#54 - cosminb (04/26/2013) [-]
After I've finished the game, started to play the game randomly, and found the awesomeness and fun from the radio stations... But this tune really blew my mind, I started to play the game only to hear this tune (while hunting police helicopters and airplanes with the Vidra), fell in love with it...

Nice memories.
Here link: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0C82G-lmsCI

Thank you, kind sir!
#70 - anonymous (04/26/2013) [-]
as good as the songs are for San Andreas, I also really want to point out how cool it is when they all update regularly depending on ingame actions. Like when you burn the weed farm for example. Little comments from all the station DJs hearing the news and stuff was really cool.

Oh and yeah, I still think VC had best soundtrack.
#10 - Fuck, well spotted buddy! I'll never look at this gif with… 04/25/2013 on mfw my crush gets single 0
#2 - ... 04/24/2013 on this seems legit +63
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User avatar #26 - helpmeplz (08/06/2013) [-]
You seem to have some FJ points, which are used in the FJ collecting game and nothing else,
if you're willing to give them away just click this link: www.funnyjunk.com/items/4236130#4236130
and click the (T) next to my name. Send them using the arrow next to the points.
Note that they will not affect your thumbs in anyway.
User avatar #22 - BiohazardSammich (03/12/2013) [-]
That's a little overpriced, the souls are pretty common
User avatar #23 to #22 - iFail (03/12/2013) [-]
Sorry, I don't send a lot of trading requests, I'm not too great with the values and stuff of items so I just put in what I need.
I'm happy to give you all my pride souls, could you send me a trading requests with all the demonic/angelic ingots you'd give me for them?
User avatar #24 to #23 - BiohazardSammich (03/12/2013) [-]
I'd be glad to, and thank you for understanding.
User avatar #25 to #24 - iFail (03/12/2013) [-]
Thanks for that buddy, happy trading.
Let me know if there's anything else you ever need, I'm always looking for demonic/angelic ingots.
User avatar #18 - missfoxgirl (12/08/2012) [-]
I never got to say thank you. Now i did :)
- Foxgirl
User avatar #19 to #18 - iFail (12/09/2012) [-]
Ha, it's no problem. Much like yourself, I was only being honest. :)
I like girls who can be upfront about that kind of thing, it's a relief.
- iFail
User avatar #20 to #19 - iFail (12/10/2012) [-]
(P.s, it would be lovely to talk to you more often.) ;)
User avatar #21 to #20 - missfoxgirl (12/15/2012) [-]
Just send me a pm, i love talking to new people ;)
#16 - fjcrossbow **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #17 to #16 - iFail (10/20/2012) [-]
Yeah, sure. Send me a trade request.
User avatar #14 - givingtree (10/20/2012) [-]
Could you bump up the amount a little more? Not by too much, I don't want to rip you off or anything, just a few more gems if possible.
User avatar #15 to #14 - iFail (10/20/2012) [-]
Yeah man, no problem. Hold on.
User avatar #8 - pffrad (10/19/2012) [-]
I can trade to you 2 arms + torso for the wooden key. o.o

Or i can add more stuff if you add some demonic ingots :D
User avatar #9 to #8 - iFail (10/19/2012) [-]
2 arms and torso for the key will work, I'll send you a trade request.
User avatar #10 to #9 - pffrad (10/19/2012) [-]
`k, it`s a deal :D
User avatar #11 to #10 - iFail (10/19/2012) [-]
Nice doing business with you!
User avatar #12 to #11 - pffrad (10/19/2012) [-]
same here. If you need anything else just let me know.
User avatar #13 to #12 - iFail (10/19/2012) [-]
Alright, thanks, will do.
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#4 - captainhippie **User deleted account** (07/07/2010) [-]
gotta do a stairway to heave one man....or something like light my fire, but i dont think that's long enough.
#7 to #4 - captainhippie **User deleted account** (07/07/2010) [-]
heaven*
#3 - kohunt (07/06/2010) [-]
the meme rhapsody was the shit! great job!
User avatar #2 - elektra (07/06/2010) [-]
Hey..what a epic job on Bohemian Rhapsody . Moar !
User avatar #1 - PaddyZilla (04/17/2010) [-]
Comment Virginity is mine.
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