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Gender: male
Age: 20
Video Games Played: GTA, Skyrim, Zelda: OOT, CoD
X-box Gamertag: LouisF97
Interests: Films, Music, Video Games, Fishing etc.
Date Signed Up:11/24/2009
Last Login:7/31/2014
Location:Scotland
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#23709
Highest Content Rank:#1314
Highest Comment Rank:#268
Content Thumbs: 4408 total,  5057 ,  649
Comment Thumbs: 19697 total,  21125 ,  1428
Content Level Progress: 8% (8/100)
Level 144 Content: Faptastic → Level 145 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 63.9% (639/1000)
Level 319 Comments: Wizard → Level 320 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:11
Content Views:4894
Times Content Favorited:288 times
Total Comments Made:1799
FJ Points:7583

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#9 - That's cool, but can he make fire like a true man-cub?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2013 on We All Dead +210
User avatar #222 - endlesslulz (06/02/2013) [-]
But can a man-cub see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
#14 - Dave Hester sex method -Fuck the girl - "YUUUUU… 06/01/2013 on Yep +9
#13 - Comment deleted 06/01/2013 on Yep 0
#333 - I knew I should've picked the username "iWin" 06/01/2013 on It Keeps Happening +1
#332 - **iFail rolled a random comment #71 posted by hihomoho at…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2013 on It Keeps Happening +1
#333 - iFail (06/01/2013) [-]
I knew I should've picked the username "iWin"
#46 - The weirdest one of those porn chat bots I've had on a website… 05/31/2013 on Porn sites +68
#32 - Anybody know what film this is from? Quite like James McAv…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2013 on celebrity portraits 0
User avatar #35 - commanderparrot (05/30/2013) [-]
It's from Wanted. Angelina Jolie is really hot in it.
#37 - "It might be cold, but wearing underwear with your kilt i… 05/30/2013 on Four is a saga right? +2
#66 - I'm glad to see that they both went on to bigger and better th… 05/29/2013 on Yearbook Joke +4
#199 - I think maybe some fake hair was added, but it was waxed off a… 05/29/2013 on Fun facts 0
#68 - Why don't you read the rest of the comments? I thought it was … 05/29/2013 on Mindfuck 0
#23 - The "chest wax" scene from the 40 Year Old Virgin wa…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/28/2013 on Fun facts +88
#103 - anonymous (05/29/2013) [-]
so Steve Carrell is really that much of a fuzz-ball?
User avatar #199 - iFail (05/29/2013) [-]
I think maybe some fake hair was added, but it was waxed off along with his real hair.
However, I could be wrong, there's a good chance he is actually that hairy.
#12 - Ah. Thank you. 05/28/2013 on Mindfuck +18
#10 - Oh. I already knew that. So what is this meant to look like?  [+] (11 new replies) 05/28/2013 on Mindfuck +47
#11 - bostpost (05/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #59 - voltic (05/28/2013) [-]
And what about the girl standing on the water?
#62 - anonymous (05/28/2013) [-]
<Girl> <water>
<thin layer of water> <boy>
<rock> <hole in rock, more water>
<rock>
User avatar #38 - zacharlfreeman (05/28/2013) [-]
Oh internet you so funny.
#35 - dawdawdwa (05/28/2013) [-]
#27 - AmaterasuNoOkami (05/28/2013) [-]
#19 - cnlsanders (05/28/2013) [-]
oh my god my sides
#18 - lolfire (05/28/2013) [-]
#77 - anonymous (05/29/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
User avatar #82 - lolfire (05/29/2013) [-]
Why me ?
Why now ?
User avatar #12 - iFail (05/28/2013) [-]
Ah. Thank you.
#8 - So, how is this done?  [+] (17 new replies) 05/28/2013 on Mindfuck +52
#67 - anonymous (05/29/2013) [-]
Please tell me that you are blind, older than 90, younger than 6 or a licenced retard.
Seriusly, how can you not see how they did that?
User avatar #68 - iFail (05/29/2013) [-]
Why don't you read the rest of the comments? I thought it was so blatantly obvious that I failed to see the illusion and instead thought it was just kind of neat. I then decided to question how it was done, as I seen nothing wrong with the picture and I thought if there was something deeper to it, then I had missed something - which there wasn't.
#34 - anonymous (05/28/2013) [-]
Living up to your username now aren't you?
User avatar #69 - ilovehitler (05/29/2013) [-]
I didn't know DJ 4DM1N let his private sex slaves civilians have internet.
User avatar #9 - defeats (05/28/2013) [-]
It's water.
User avatar #10 - iFail (05/28/2013) [-]
Oh. I already knew that. So what is this meant to look like?
#11 - bostpost (05/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #59 - voltic (05/28/2013) [-]
And what about the girl standing on the water?
#62 - anonymous (05/28/2013) [-]
<Girl> <water>
<thin layer of water> <boy>
<rock> <hole in rock, more water>
<rock>
User avatar #38 - zacharlfreeman (05/28/2013) [-]
Oh internet you so funny.
#35 - dawdawdwa (05/28/2013) [-]
#27 - AmaterasuNoOkami (05/28/2013) [-]
#19 - cnlsanders (05/28/2013) [-]
oh my god my sides
#18 - lolfire (05/28/2013) [-]
#77 - anonymous (05/29/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
User avatar #82 - lolfire (05/29/2013) [-]
Why me ?
Why now ?
User avatar #12 - iFail (05/28/2013) [-]
Ah. Thank you.
#47 - Oh great, he got hotdogs! Hang on, I have a middle-Eastern…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/28/2013 on Patriotic feels +24
User avatar #62 - blarglestheclown (05/28/2013) [-]
because they haven't bombed buildings in our homeland right?

Ya dumb twat.
#71 - anonymous (05/28/2013) [-]
No, THEY haven't.
User avatar #73 - blarglestheclown (05/28/2013) [-]
QQQQ sell out on their terrorist raghead friends and wed be gone already.
#65 - badpeace (05/28/2013) [-]
Because all middle-eastern people blow up buildings and kill innocent people, and there is in no way just a fanatically religious group called the Al-qaeda who does these kind of things right?

Ya dumb twat.
User avatar #66 - blarglestheclown (05/28/2013) [-]
No shit who happen to have safe Harbor is Middle Eastern countries? So to destroy said terrorist group we have to go in to the fucking countries.

Nothing anyone says will bring back the lives of people, but at least my countries not pussy enough to roll over and die after terrorist attacks.

User avatar #67 - badpeace (05/28/2013) [-]
Thing is, war has a way of fucking things up for civilian populations in a battle-striken country.
User avatar #70 - blarglestheclown (05/28/2013) [-]
as true as that is Maybe they should work with the government to oust Al Qaeda start pointing the fucking guns in the right places instead of letting this shit pander on.

And you act as if Sharia Law itself doesn't kill plenty of fucking people. AlQaeda was killings off its own people way before we ever arrived there.
#132 - anonymous (05/28/2013) [-]
saddam hussein was fighting al quaeda since the 90'.
#84 - anonymous (05/28/2013) [-]
Aw just fuck off mate you have shite patter. I'm with badpeace on this. And if you're so concerned then why don't you go do something about it yourself? aye that's right ya dick. And OFCOURSE al qaeda are off their heads, doesn't mean the rest of the population wants it or supports it.
#25 - How often do you get notifications because of your username? …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/28/2013 on Happy Memorial Day +113
User avatar #83 - lot (05/28/2013) [-]
I see what you did there.
And yes, a bunch, atm I have 327...
I didn't have my brightest moment that day.
User avatar #149 - ieatbengay (05/28/2013) [-]
you made it in 2011, did they have username mentions back then?
User avatar #182 - YourAnalProbe (05/28/2013) [-]
No it's a 2013 thing
#33 - This annoyed me so much because I couldn't help but think that… 05/27/2013 on Facebook +2
#49 - Wow, I just wanted a tame sidewards smiley, what the fuck is t…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2013 on you all thought it looked... +1
User avatar #50 - itsmewaffle (05/24/2013) [-]
You can thank the royal faggotness, DJ 4DM1N, for this cancer.
User avatar #107 - gavinchase (05/24/2013) [-]
Why is he receiving red thumbs for this? He is correct. It seems you are thumbing him down because he said some wrongful things, by all means you do that. Although you are also being a dick by thumbing down unrelated comments.

Sorry bro, take my ONE thumb. You are being a bit of an asshole though.
#48 - Thanks for understanding.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/24/2013 on you all thought it looked... +1
User avatar #49 - iFail (05/24/2013) [-]
Wow, I just wanted a tame sidewards smiley, what the fuck is that thing? That's gay as fuck, funnyjunk.
User avatar #50 - itsmewaffle (05/24/2013) [-]
You can thank the royal faggotness, DJ 4DM1N, for this cancer.
User avatar #107 - gavinchase (05/24/2013) [-]
Why is he receiving red thumbs for this? He is correct. It seems you are thumbing him down because he said some wrongful things, by all means you do that. Although you are also being a dick by thumbing down unrelated comments.

Sorry bro, take my ONE thumb. You are being a bit of an asshole though.
#43 - Don't worry I won't. Just thought I'd add clarification fo…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/24/2013 on you all thought it looked... +1
User avatar #46 - shazmo (05/24/2013) [-]
You don't need to call it Soccer if you clarify you live in Europe. Not all of us Americans are close minded fools.
#78 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [-]
Its Futbol thats typically how people differentiate the 2 its not that hard to do most of the people (Ifail i love you your a great guy) who call it football here are trying to start a shitstorm. I play both im fuckin terrible at soccer but i respect the sport and the fans just as much as i do Football or any other sport besides baseball softball and the NBA of course.
User avatar #48 - iFail (05/24/2013) [-]
Thanks for understanding.
User avatar #49 - iFail (05/24/2013) [-]
Wow, I just wanted a tame sidewards smiley, what the fuck is that thing? That's gay as fuck, funnyjunk.
User avatar #50 - itsmewaffle (05/24/2013) [-]
You can thank the royal faggotness, DJ 4DM1N, for this cancer.
User avatar #107 - gavinchase (05/24/2013) [-]
Why is he receiving red thumbs for this? He is correct. It seems you are thumbing him down because he said some wrongful things, by all means you do that. Although you are also being a dick by thumbing down unrelated comments.

Sorry bro, take my ONE thumb. You are being a bit of an asshole though.
#42 - It would appear that the least arrogant countries are Italy an…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2013 on Fucking Greece +17
#226 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [-]
its typcal but still sweet, that the czechs voted for Slovakia for "least arrogant".
#182 - trojka (05/24/2013) [-]
What? My mother was a saint!

No, you spelled it right
#22 - Story time: >Be me, 10, in the boys brigade &g…  [+] (15 new replies) 05/23/2013 on you all thought it looked... +100
#99 - senseofpurpose (05/24/2013) [-]
#52 - presentdent (05/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #42 - itsmewaffle (05/24/2013) [-]
don't you ever call it soccer.

NEVER.
#71 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [-]
Well ive only gotten green thumbs today so its time to fuck that up. If we are getting into what the sports should be called like the soccerfags believe football should be called hand egg we will change it to handegg or testosteroball when you call soccer by what it really is,Flopball, Longassboringkickball, Faggotball, Mexiball, or barcelonakicksallourassesball.
User avatar #56 - itsmewaffle (05/24/2013) [-]
What americunt is thumbing this down.
#75 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [-]
Shutup you german faggot hows your record in the wars who was it that came in and made hitler dome himself US mother fucker US. USA!!! USA!!!! USA!!!!! USA!!!! and britain... TEA AND CRUMPETS!!!! TEA AND CRUMPETS!!!! TEA AND CRUMPETS!!!!
#61 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [-]
Generally not the response when being thumbed down...
User avatar #43 - iFail (05/24/2013) [-]
Don't worry I won't.
Just thought I'd add clarification for the American friends. I'm sure Sir Alex Ferguson will forgive me, for I have sinned.
User avatar #46 - shazmo (05/24/2013) [-]
You don't need to call it Soccer if you clarify you live in Europe. Not all of us Americans are close minded fools.
#78 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [-]
Its Futbol thats typically how people differentiate the 2 its not that hard to do most of the people (Ifail i love you your a great guy) who call it football here are trying to start a shitstorm. I play both im fuckin terrible at soccer but i respect the sport and the fans just as much as i do Football or any other sport besides baseball softball and the NBA of course.
User avatar #48 - iFail (05/24/2013) [-]
Thanks for understanding.
User avatar #49 - iFail (05/24/2013) [-]
Wow, I just wanted a tame sidewards smiley, what the fuck is that thing? That's gay as fuck, funnyjunk.
User avatar #50 - itsmewaffle (05/24/2013) [-]
You can thank the royal faggotness, DJ 4DM1N, for this cancer.
User avatar #107 - gavinchase (05/24/2013) [-]
Why is he receiving red thumbs for this? He is correct. It seems you are thumbing him down because he said some wrongful things, by all means you do that. Although you are also being a dick by thumbing down unrelated comments.

Sorry bro, take my ONE thumb. You are being a bit of an asshole though.
#36 - darthblam (05/24/2013) [-]
Heheh.. I read the boy's dialogue in Pip's voice..
#5617 - Skinny male buckethead looking for female buckethead for hardc… 05/23/2013 on Pictures of you sexy bastards +14
#8 - Agreeing with this guy. The majority of this tumblr shit isn't… 05/22/2013 on Why do I blame Tyrone? 0
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User avatar #26 - helpmeplz (08/06/2013) [-]
You seem to have some FJ points, which are used in the FJ collecting game and nothing else,
if you're willing to give them away just click this link: www.funnyjunk.com/items/4236130#4236130
and click the (T) next to my name. Send them using the arrow next to the points.
Note that they will not affect your thumbs in anyway.
User avatar #22 - BiohazardSammich (03/12/2013) [-]
That's a little overpriced, the souls are pretty common
User avatar #23 to #22 - iFail (03/12/2013) [-]
Sorry, I don't send a lot of trading requests, I'm not too great with the values and stuff of items so I just put in what I need.
I'm happy to give you all my pride souls, could you send me a trading requests with all the demonic/angelic ingots you'd give me for them?
User avatar #24 to #23 - BiohazardSammich (03/12/2013) [-]
I'd be glad to, and thank you for understanding.
User avatar #25 to #24 - iFail (03/12/2013) [-]
Thanks for that buddy, happy trading.
Let me know if there's anything else you ever need, I'm always looking for demonic/angelic ingots.
User avatar #18 - missfoxgirl (12/08/2012) [-]
I never got to say thank you. Now i did :)
- Foxgirl
User avatar #19 to #18 - iFail (12/09/2012) [-]
Ha, it's no problem. Much like yourself, I was only being honest. :)
I like girls who can be upfront about that kind of thing, it's a relief.
- iFail
User avatar #20 to #19 - iFail (12/10/2012) [-]
(P.s, it would be lovely to talk to you more often.) ;)
User avatar #21 to #20 - missfoxgirl (12/15/2012) [-]
Just send me a pm, i love talking to new people ;)
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User avatar #17 to #16 - iFail (10/20/2012) [-]
Yeah, sure. Send me a trade request.
User avatar #14 - givingtree (10/20/2012) [-]
Could you bump up the amount a little more? Not by too much, I don't want to rip you off or anything, just a few more gems if possible.
User avatar #15 to #14 - iFail (10/20/2012) [-]
Yeah man, no problem. Hold on.
User avatar #8 - pffrad (10/19/2012) [-]
I can trade to you 2 arms + torso for the wooden key. o.o

Or i can add more stuff if you add some demonic ingots :D
User avatar #9 to #8 - iFail (10/19/2012) [-]
2 arms and torso for the key will work, I'll send you a trade request.
User avatar #10 to #9 - pffrad (10/19/2012) [-]
`k, it`s a deal :D
User avatar #11 to #10 - iFail (10/19/2012) [-]
Nice doing business with you!
User avatar #12 to #11 - pffrad (10/19/2012) [-]
same here. If you need anything else just let me know.
User avatar #13 to #12 - iFail (10/19/2012) [-]
Alright, thanks, will do.
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#4 - captainhippie **User deleted account** (07/07/2010) [-]
gotta do a stairway to heave one man....or something like light my fire, but i dont think that's long enough.
#7 to #4 - captainhippie **User deleted account** (07/07/2010) [-]
heaven*
#3 - kohunt (07/06/2010) [-]
the meme rhapsody was the shit! great job!
User avatar #2 - elektra (07/06/2010) [-]
Hey..what a epic job on Bohemian Rhapsody . Moar !
User avatar #1 - PaddyZilla (04/17/2010) [-]
Comment Virginity is mine.
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