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Date Signed Up:11/24/2009
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#20 - Decent buddy! 07/29/2016 on A girl blinks at Anon +7
#60 - It's just a joke pal, hahaha. Like, where did we get 'blac… 07/29/2016 on You don't know how hard we... +1
#35 - Well, that was entirely clear in your original comment. … 07/29/2016 on It's just a prank bro +1
#15 - Judging by the use of the troll face meme - I think you may ha… 07/28/2016 on I wish i can go back in... 0
#24 - Times are a-changin' I don't necessarily think it's a bad …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/28/2016 on It's just a prank bro +3
#30 - docvolto (07/28/2016) [-]
What the fuck are you on about?
I'm talking about an eight year old with nearly unlimited access to the internet in the palm of his hands.

You couldn't install Tinder and get Catfished by 44 year old Greg from down the block on a fuckin Gameboy.
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#37 - balanced (07/29/2016) [-]
Wanna talk about it champ?
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#35 - iFail (07/29/2016) [-]
Well, that was entirely clear in your original comment.

But anyway, you could buy your kid a bike and he could get snatched off it cycling home from the park. His parents will no doubt teach him responsible use of an iPhone.
I was born in 1997, and had my own internet-connected PC when I was 8; I wasn't raped by anybody called Greg either.

Kids should be taught how to use the internet from an early age so we can teach them against the pitfalls - I maintain my view that this is an appropriate gift for an 8 year old.
#69 - Remember what it was like before you were born? It'll be kind … 07/27/2016 on What happens after we die? +2
#10 - Reminds me of Bold Guy. (WARNING: Cringe)  [+] (5 new replies) 07/27/2016 on It's weird how you know... +6
#35 - creamgravy (07/28/2016) [-]
That was relevant, but i'm wondering what the point of that video even is? There wasn't even any point, there was nothing interesting in the video except some some OK parkour. The highlight of that whole video was a girl doing a flip.
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#36 - labree (07/28/2016) [-]
did she even do a flip? to be honest it all just looked like normal climbing over stuff.
#19 - borderlineparanoid (07/28/2016) [-]
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#14 - morelazors (07/28/2016) [-]
careful he's going to sue you
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#11 - comexx (07/27/2016) [-]
Well... you didn't lie.
#8 - Good stuff bud, does wonders for your sperm count. 07/27/2016 on Have a blessed day. 0
#9 - What do you mean you're waiting for Europe to agree? Broth… 07/27/2016 on Problem Solved +5
#15 - Aw, I didn't know we could do that lol. Colour me embarrassed.… 07/27/2016 on hilary -1