Errks, that was long and stupid.
Let's try this again.

Hi!!

LOL.
Of course that's my name, you have me on Facebook remember!?!?!

If you didn't already know I quit Funnyjunk months ago lolol.
I just happened to log on today because someone wanted me to see something.

But yeah, Facebook and all that.

ewww

You know you like it DeMarcus.

no eye dont i liek penis not icky boobies

Just when someone sends me a link. I just happened to notice an alert so I decided to check it out since it was just one alert.

2 hours ago.
Not bad.

How you doing?
Enjoying your retirement?

Yes quite actually. Finally got off my ass and started studying. That's a start to finding an ultimatum to my priorities. Of course this means I'll be spending less time on the computer overall, and more time studying and working on getting a job at this local Subway.

>2012
>liking niggers
>Mfw

Bob, go back to your hole, you weren't invited to this party. tl;dr pls go.

>12 words
>tl;dr

Boob, jus go pls, nobudy wunts u here.

I guess I won't feature you in my next comic....

>You know what? Just for that. I'M NEVER MAKING A COMIC EVER AGAIN.
>I guess I won't feature you in my next comic....

My wat meter is going off the charts again...

I only said I'm never making a comic again because I didn't want to ruin the surprise, but you're being a jerk, so I won't make it now.

It was going to be the best thing ever. Good job kingeckhardt. Good job.

Boob, pls maik comic, I am kill self without boob comic, boob pls halp

>Mfw you're going to become a dirt napper.

>Mfw I don't know what a dirt napper is.

and *your

>Mfw ur not a good troll.

>Mfw I just put together the little common sense I have to figure out what a dirt napper is, and pls make a comic, with or without me, do it for Earth, do it for kingeckhardt.

But seriously what is a dirt napper?

A dead person.

I know now as I said in my above comment.

The Game.

.emaG ehT

Welfare.

delftware

k

Your comics are horrible, and you suck at TF2.

one out of two ain't bad

Black people is a stupid religion. God is real. Applejack isn't a good pony. Funnyjunk is hilarious. You're never going to meet Hayley or I. You smell very bad. You have a cool dad. Rap isn't a good genre of music. Kid Cudi isn't talented. Chinese food is awesome, just like the Nigel Thornberry mimi.

0/10 James you're a a shitty troll, faggot shitty ass bitch I'm not fucking mad.

Well YOUR A IDIOT!

k

Go get some friends you huge asshole NIGGER.

>Mfw I actually thought he was dressed as a TF2 Medic

>Yfw that's the point.

Now would you like me to post some chores so you have something to fap to?

That would be fantastic, James.

Don't cum in my mouth please.

Okay. I'll cum in your ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS

MOH IS EYEBROWS.

I'm gonna call my rocket launcher DeMarcus launcher.

DO IT LOL

It's funny relevant because edd died.

I heard. Haven't seen a video by him for some years now, so I'm not really phased about it. All my life people have died, so it's something I've gotten used to and never really got around to caring about ._.

Ok DeMarcus, I know that feel that your are feeling right now about that feel that you are feeling.

That .gif is creepy as hell.

OKAY!

I quit Funnyjunk, you mad?

Yes, and you forgot my name I guess you hate my ass lol.
anyways I'm gonna spend the rest of my night watching newground videos. Good night.

Lol your name is like the 6th one I mentioned first, Moh.
GOODNIGHT! 3>

Oh lol, I should put on my glasses. kk bye DeMarcus.
ps. don't delete your account.

I won't.

>Get on Funnyjunk
>See alert
>Oh cool someone wants to talk to me!
>It's you
>Mfw

WORLD HISTORY STUDY TIME AWAYYYY.

That just made me happier.

Mongolian actually.

It would be useful, but since I'm quitting FJ soon, I don't see a point in adding more to my reaction folder since this is the only site I use them for is this site.

Is there any way I could contine to harrass talk with you if that happens?

If you have a Facebook, although I hardly go on it because my annoying ass relatives.
Or Steam.

I only go on here to check for alerts, if there aren't any I go right back off.
So how about that Take FJ Back?

<---OP

www.funnyjunk.com/user/ragingbrony/3116#3116

I feel like I'm among one of the very few people who actually thumbed the post down.

Enjoy your thumb ban.
But wai would you thumb that?

I'm gonna get banned for thumbing down?

Oh, I thought you thumbed up, lol.

Hell naw bruh. Besides if I got banned from thumbing it wouldn't really matter since I don't thumb up people anyways unless it's a comic or content someone MM'd to me. I don't think one less thumb from me would affect that.

A mass IP ban would be nice to see.
I love shitstorms.

As do I. Only in Funnyjunk can you find so many conflicts and lulz between the users and the Kony, the Ugandan hero.

It's always fun.

>Mfw I have to in English or I fail the class.

mfw ur ghey

>Mfw I'm straight and all the hot wiminz want my dick

FOOTBALL AND MONSTER TRUX NIGGA!!!!!

NO.
U GHEY NIGGAH.

They say those who constantly have to mention others being gay happen to be gay themselves because they're having trouble admitting it.

YOU DON'T TELL CHINMAN TO GET OUT.

FUCKFUCKFUCK.
PLEASE TELL ME THAT YOU HAVE THE "I'LL MAKE THEM LOVE ME" PIC FROM THAT THREAD.
I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT EVERYWHERE.
PLSPLSPLSPLS.

I knew I saved it somewhere.

YES.
Thanks.
Are you going to participate in today's thread? Or any thread in the future?

What threads?

Check your MMs


www.funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/fourchanambassador/3243022/Thread/1656#1656

Oh that's why. I ignore MM's unless it's content LOL.

I'll participate next time whenever I get more time.

YES:
Also youmight wanna check this one out too.


www.funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/fourchanambassador/3243022/Thread/1513#1513

I LIKE.

"And so, DeMarcus had hot sex with multiple beautiful women. Their breasts are amazing. And their asses too. DeMarcus sure loves being irresistible, and not homosexual."

Yep, my favorite excerpt from the book.

"And so DeMarcus took it in the ass. Ah yes, I love it- said DeMarcus. I love dicks penetrating mah anus"

Now I've only read the book once, but I certainly don't remember that quote, sir. Mine is more accurate, however.

You seem... upset...

>Gone almost an hour
>See comic has 3000 thumbs
>Now it's my most thumbed up comic ever
>Read the comments
>"Unfunny" "This sucked" "OP is a fag" "Kill yourself"
>Mfw

Welcome to the internet.

At least it's one of my last comics LOL, no need to deal with Funnyjunk's high standards any further!

>"high standards"

Yeah, their standards are too high when it comes to content!

First they ask for OC, so we give them OC.
But then they complain the OC isn't funny, so we try to make it funny.
As we make it funny and continue to post OC, they continue to find it unfunny.
Then they complain that we only get thumbs for being popular, they get buttmad.
They ban together to thumb down the user until he is banned, and they wait for the next person to come along.

And yet, they still thumb up content stolen from Reddit, 9gag, etc etc., Pokemon stuff, anything with boobs in it, cool inventions, nostalgic stuff, and all that jazz.

IT'S STUPID.

Why do you think I don't comment anymore?

LAAMEEE. THIS SITE SUCKS.

I could do great things with my life, but I'm here instead!

Forget teh picturez.

I'm actually quitting soon, I got Reddit now and it's not like I really gotta go on here anymore, plus I've been going on this site since I was like 9 LOL, it's just that once I turned 11, I forgot all about it until two years ago.

IS THAT MATHS I'M SEEING?

YES. EVEN THOUGH MATH IS ICKY!

'Dem fancy mathematics.

Even though math is my weakest subject.

History and maths are the easiest ones for meh because I can use logic to make up for what I haven't studied!

I can say the exact same for History, but Math, Geometry is too easy, yet Algebra II is too hard, so I have to stay in on-level classes in Math, which is GAY.

MFW reading books for a class.

Hai.

We haven't talked properly in a while, have we?

No we have not. How was your day sir?

Not much.
At school, got home a couple of hours ago.
Nothing much interesting to say.
Wbu?

I'm on Spring Break and I have yet to do anything so far feu9wonfew.
I'm fixing to go to Barnes & Noble right now, then when I get back I wanna play TF2.

Klol.
When you're back I might have a pic for you like the one I made for bobJML (and btw YOU'RE POORLY CROPPED)

I HATH RETURN-ED.
Where is this picture?

www.funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/fourchanambassador/3243022/Thread/1530#1530

I had to scroll up to figure out what I was looking at. It shall be my new avatar, sir, since I am too lazy to make my own nowadays.

Aww shit not those gifs...

I wish I had more of them :(

Why the hell would you want more?

CUZ THEY R FUNNAY.

UR FAPIN 2 DEM DONT U?

HA HA,
PARKINSON'S.

Shh, people cannot know of this.

our little secret...

Good.
Good.

Btw I'm reading Frankenstein.
Guess what is says?

>2012
>Still reads books

Let me guess, it says how sexy as fuck I am, and that I'm totally straight. :)

Guess again.
The pics will give you a clue.

Lol yeah. Over a silly misunderstanding. What's up?

not much going thru some of my old comics to see if i can get an idea that i might of forgotten about... no luck so far.

what about yourself?

I'm just sitting here watching Nova's Happy Wheels videos since I haven't watched them in a while, while I work on this new comic of mine. Almost finished. :) Then I plan on playing TF2 right after.

SAVING THE WORLD, ONE VIDEO SHARE AT A TIME.