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Age: 21
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Video Games Played: I don't play video games, I endure them.
X-box Gamertag: Guitarnivore
Interests: I play guitar. Great isn't it.
Date Signed Up:8/29/2010
Last Login:12/23/2014
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#20 - Comment deleted 01/01/2013 on I got an HDTV for christmas 0
#59 - Picture 12/30/2012 on fight me IRL +7
#32 - What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy b…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/25/2012 on Pencil +10
#56 - nachoiscool (12/25/2012) [-]
All of you........just yes
#44 - julpiter (12/25/2012) [-]
that's the funniest thing I read all day
#60 - I know this feel It is a good feel 12/23/2012 on Fart +4
#95 - Picture 12/23/2012 on Gangnam Style Billion +19
#31 - >Thinks Jesus predicted the Mayan Apocalypse  [+] (7 new replies) 12/21/2012 on 2012 +41
#63 - anonymous (12/21/2012) [-]
>thinks the mayans predicted the mayan apocalypse
User avatar #32 - chuca (12/21/2012) [-]
>thinks this joke is meant to be taken seriously
User avatar #40 - tigronn (12/21/2012) [-]
>thinks on the internet
#46 - anonymous (12/21/2012) [-]
>thinks
User avatar #59 - virtigo (12/21/2012) [-]
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User avatar #94 - Iseewhatudidthar (12/22/2012) [-]
>< I have now created a short chubby X...

This joke is not funny
#120 - tigronn (12/22/2012) [-]
#121 - >Say guns are for protection >Selling assault rifles…  [+] (15 new replies) 12/21/2012 on What do you think? +33
#173 - iviagicbanana (12/21/2012) [-]
I occasionally use an M4 or my Benelli (semi aulo 12 guage) for hunting. Game like coyotes and dove. There are other purposes for Assault weapons.
User avatar #167 - doodogger (12/21/2012) [-]
The 2nd amendment was created in a big part to protect us against a tyrannical government. We can't begin to do that with hunting rifles and shotguns.
User avatar #175 - ferrettamer (12/21/2012) [-]
I don't see what use an assault rifle would do against predator drones and trained soldiers
#453 - doodogger (12/22/2012) [-]
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Don't forget that the U.S. military has soldiers... soldiers that can die. Even if we don't win a straight up war of attrition (which no one can) against the U.S. military, we would still put up a 20 year long guerrilla war that would eventually tire out the U.S. military. You see, without an economy backing the military, it can't do it's job for long. And with the people fighting the military, it will lose power over the continent. Sure, tens of millions of American civilians would die and maybe a few thousand military personnel would die, but that's how it works. In Vietnam, Ho Chi Minh said something along the lines of "I am willing to lose 100 men for every american GI we kill."

Don't get me wrong, I love our military more than most people can understand, but the government could use it (well part of it, the rest will probably rebel against the government) against us to assert it's dominance. It's happened many times in history and don't think it can't happen in America. We don't need guns to destroy the military, we just need them to deter the government from becoming tyrannical, and if necessary, put up a fight.

That's the main reason we have the 2nd Amendment. Other reasons: To help fight off a foreign invasion, self/family/neighbor protection, protection against wild animals (most of America was unexplored at the time, which is why this reason isn't as relevant, but still necessary)
User avatar #218 - simplelife (12/21/2012) [-]
Tell that to the Taliban who are still fighting, and fighting hard might I add. Also, the US would never bomb their own people. And if they do, you can damn sure bet that another nation would intervene or we would find a way around that. Hitler and stalin took away guns from their people...I wonder why.
User avatar #230 - ferrettamer (12/21/2012) [-]
The Taliban use tactics most Americans wouldn't go to, ie suicide bombings, civilian shields etc. Also, they are usually trained for war, where as the American people are not. While you are probably right that they would never bomb their own people, I don't see why you would need to fight them in the first place (coming from a non-American).
User avatar #446 - doodogger (12/22/2012) [-]
The 2nd amendment was put in place as a "check and balance" against our government. Our founders knew governments could turn tyrannical, so they let us own any gun we can carry to protect against the government trying to impose what they want on us, and not what we want. If we didn't have guns, they could do anything they wanted without the possibility of any consequences. Maybe an ally would help the american civilians, part of the military would likely fight the government also. It's very hard to explain. Assault rifles are much more effective than bolt action rifles, even in untrained american civilians, it gives us more firepower.
User avatar #232 - simplelife (12/21/2012) [-]
You would be surprised what kind of people live in the US. I wouldn't put it past some or most Americans to do some suicide bombings. And a lot of us (Americans) with guns have some kind of formal training with said fire arms. We are war like people, in a way. Taliban are less trained than you're average joe here tbh. Also, if the gov tried to take away our guns...people would revolt. I'd bet anything on it. It's why they are trying to introduce giving guns to teachers instead of making it stricter or banning guns.
User avatar #443 - dueljockey (12/22/2012) [-]
please stop acting like you know anything about the taliban and their abillities compared to the average american. its pathetic.
User avatar #478 - simplelife (12/22/2012) [-]
I know the abilities of the Taliban from people that have fought them. They are not that trained or organized. They give them a gun show them how to aim it and that's it. The really good ones are the old guys that have been fighting for years and the guys that are trained by the US military. Their main strength is the element of surprise and IED's. Other than that, they don't have shit. You're average American with a gun, is much more trained than that guaranteed. Our people are very experienced. So, please, don't talk shit. And it seems you have it out for me from all the replies. I strike a nerve?
User avatar #455 - doodogger (12/22/2012) [-]
Millions of Americans are good shots with guns.
User avatar #458 - dueljockey (12/22/2012) [-]
in a calm environment maybe.

when it kicks off though you are more trouble to your own that the enemy.

User avatar #466 - doodogger (12/22/2012) [-]
No not really, you really think people would panic so bad that they start shooting their own people? No, bullshit, I know the trained soldiers would likely win every firefight, but there will be some losses. Think of the Americans who've been to war who are civilians now, think of the strong minded people. There are X factors you know.
User avatar #472 - dueljockey (12/22/2012) [-]
not purposely!

it happeneds though stray bullets and panic kill innocents.

not everyone is army material
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#141 - >OP >Girlfriend  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2012 on Best Neighbor Ever +45
#160 - lastsamurai (12/19/2012) [-]
Not his picture.
Read desc batman
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#63 - iAmAWizard (12/16/2012) [-]
When you really don't
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( ^ o ^ ) Ssstop it Ron!
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User avatar #78 - madjackwack (12/16/2012) [-]
and i'm not looking forward to the day i tell my grandchildren that i watch a program called my little pony as a grown man...
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#76 - hoobob (12/16/2012) [-]
Holy shit people got pissed off
#53 - iwanttofuckyourmom (12/16/2012) [-]
u faggot your gross
#93 - sexypotato (12/16/2012) [-]
Your name and your comment lead me to believe you can't be much older than 11.
#166 - iwanttofuckyourmom (01/01/2013) [-]
yeah im fucking 16 bitch
#167 - sexypotato (01/02/2013) [-]
How are those beats working for you?
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you're*! You people...
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#50 - ompalomper (12/16/2012) [-]
ILL RIP YOUR DICK OFF BEFORE YOU GET THE CHANCE
User avatar #47 - planedisaster (12/16/2012) [-]
No,no you cant.
#31 - darkjustifier (12/16/2012) [-]
Sir I am disappoint.
#61 - amadeuseap (12/16/2012) [-]
was the pony necessary? there are plenty of pics to convoy disapproval
<--use this, people rarely red thumb Will Smith.
P.S this is a recommendation, not a complaint
#62 - darkjustifier (12/16/2012) [-]
They're my main emote mate.
User avatar #63 - amadeuseap (12/16/2012) [-]
alright then, to be honest i don't really care. it just annoys me to see someone get redthumbed because they like something everyone else hates, even if it's ponies
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#646 - He mainly used a rifle, which belonged to his mother, who, tha…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2012 on Guns 0
#647 - killyojoy (12/16/2012) [-]
Well Prehaps if his mother-in-law new how to proparly lock a gun up then we would not have these sort of problems
#576 - The fact that 'murricans aren't willing to give up their guns …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/16/2012 on Do you agree? +13
#605 - saybia (12/16/2012) [-]
American logic 1#: "Hey guys, there is a fire in my house, and my whole family is in there. - - Wait, i have an idea, if we put more fire on it, maybe it will stop!"

American logic 2#: "You know what - guns don't kill people, people kill people". (Slogan by NRA)
- By that logic, maybe we should just give everyone on earth their very own nuclear weapons. Because Nuclear weapons dosen't kill people, people kill people.
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User avatar #598 - thatguywhohasbacon (12/16/2012) [-]
People claim to take guns for the protection of the people, but a police officer can only react to a crime if he see's it. What are you gonna do if some guy with a gun chases you into an alleyway with the intent to kill you? Aren't you gonna wish you had a gun too?
#582 - krobeles (12/16/2012) [-]
More like, "Home of the Inbraved"!



I know...i'll go sit in the corner and think about what i've done...
#251 - Adam Lanza's Mom didn't have cocaine in the house, so Adam did…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/16/2012 on Gun Control +5
User avatar #258 - chuca (12/16/2012) [-]
cause the only reason he did it was cuz a gun was legally avaible in the house, not like he could go get one himself or anything...
User avatar #285 - syis (12/16/2012) [-]
Again, how do you find a gun if they are illegal?
I guess you have to pay big money to some dangerous gangstas...
Then maybe you think twice before buying one.
User avatar #698 - chuca (12/16/2012) [-]
yea, cuz people who will go shoot up schools,knowing cops will come and kill them are gonna be scared of gangbangers, and they're other places to get guns illegally
User avatar #706 - syis (12/16/2012) [-]
I wonder how come these massacres don't happen in ... let's say... Europe, where guns are not publicly available...
Maybe your high social understanding may help me understand...
User avatar #712 - chuca (12/16/2012) [-]
Scotland, March 1996: Gun enthusiast Thomas Hamilton shoots 16 children and their teacher dead at their primary school in Dunblane, Scotland before killing himself.

Yemen, March 1997: A man with an assault rifle attacked hundreds of pupils at two schools in Sanaa, Yemen, killing six children and two others. He was sentenced to death the next day.

Germany, March 2000: A 16-year-old pupil at a private boarding school in the Bavarian town of Branneburg, shot a 57-year-old teacher, who later died from injuries.
The teenager - who also shot himself - was facing expulsion from school after failing a cannabis test.

Germany, April 2002: Seventeen people killed after a gunman - a former pupil - opens fire in a school in Erfurt, eastern Germany. He then turned the gun on himself.

tell me more how there're never school shootings in europe

User avatar #739 - syis (12/17/2012) [-]
Tell me how Yemen is a part of Europe...
Well, I guess not everyone can be good at social sciences AND geography.
Now, in the 3 remaining "massacres, I'll take one off since it is just a single murder.
I see 2 real gun slaughters, for a whole continent, and I suppose you spent time online to find them.
I wonder if it matches with the American records...
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keep trying and if its not dubs, delete the comment and try again...
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Got dubs first time.
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