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#453 - doodogger (12/22/2012) [-]
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Don't get me wrong, I love our military more than most people can understand, but the government could use it (well part of it, the rest will probably rebel against the government) against us to assert it's dominance. It's happened many times in history and don't think it can't happen in America. We don't need guns to destroy the military, we just need them to deter the government from becoming tyrannical, and if necessary, put up a fight.
That's the main reason we have the 2nd Amendment. Other reasons: To help fight off a foreign invasion, self/family/neighbor protection, protection against wild animals (most of America was unexplored at the time, which is why this reason isn't as relevant, but still necessary)
#218 - simplelife (12/21/2012) [-]
Tell that to the Taliban who are still fighting, and fighting hard might I add. Also, the US would never bomb their own people. And if they do, you can damn sure bet that another nation would intervene or we would find a way around that. Hitler and stalin took away guns from their people...I wonder why.
#230 - ferrettamer (12/21/2012) [-]
The Taliban use tactics most Americans wouldn't go to, ie suicide bombings, civilian shields etc. Also, they are usually trained for war, where as the American people are not. While you are probably right that they would never bomb their own people, I don't see why you would need to fight them in the first place (coming from a non-American).
#446 - doodogger (12/22/2012) [-]
The 2nd amendment was put in place as a "check and balance" against our government. Our founders knew governments could turn tyrannical, so they let us own any gun we can carry to protect against the government trying to impose what they want on us, and not what we want. If we didn't have guns, they could do anything they wanted without the possibility of any consequences. Maybe an ally would help the american civilians, part of the military would likely fight the government also. It's very hard to explain. Assault rifles are much more effective than bolt action rifles, even in untrained american civilians, it gives us more firepower.
#232 - simplelife (12/21/2012) [-]
You would be surprised what kind of people live in the US. I wouldn't put it past some or most Americans to do some suicide bombings. And a lot of us (Americans) with guns have some kind of formal training with said fire arms. We are war like people, in a way. Taliban are less trained than you're average joe here tbh. Also, if the gov tried to take away our guns...people would revolt. I'd bet anything on it. It's why they are trying to introduce giving guns to teachers instead of making it stricter or banning guns.
#478 - simplelife (12/22/2012) [-]
I know the abilities of the Taliban from people that have fought them. They are not that trained or organized. They give them a gun show them how to aim it and that's it. The really good ones are the old guys that have been fighting for years and the guys that are trained by the US military. Their main strength is the element of surprise and IED's. Other than that, they don't have shit. You're average American with a gun, is much more trained than that guaranteed. Our people are very experienced. So, please, don't talk shit. And it seems you have it out for me from all the replies. I strike a nerve?
#466 - doodogger (12/22/2012) [-]
No not really, you really think people would panic so bad that they start shooting their own people? No, bullshit, I know the trained soldiers would likely win every firefight, but there will be some losses. Think of the Americans who've been to war who are civilians now, think of the strong minded people. There are X factors you know.
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#605 - saybia (12/16/2012) [-]
American logic 1#: "Hey guys, there is a fire in my house, and my whole family is in there. - - Wait, i have an idea, if we put more fire on it, maybe it will stop!"
American logic 2#: "You know what - guns don't kill people, people kill people". (Slogan by NRA)
- By that logic, maybe we should just give everyone on earth their very own nuclear weapons. Because Nuclear weapons dosen't kill people, people kill people.
#598 - thatguywhohasbacon (12/16/2012) [-]
People claim to take guns for the protection of the people, but a police officer can only react to a crime if he see's it. What are you gonna do if some guy with a gun chases you into an alleyway with the intent to kill you? Aren't you gonna wish you had a gun too?
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#712 - chuca (12/16/2012) [-]
Scotland, March 1996: Gun enthusiast Thomas Hamilton shoots 16 children and their teacher dead at their primary school in Dunblane, Scotland before killing himself.
Yemen, March 1997: A man with an assault rifle attacked hundreds of pupils at two schools in Sanaa, Yemen, killing six children and two others. He was sentenced to death the next day.
Germany, March 2000: A 16-year-old pupil at a private boarding school in the Bavarian town of Branneburg, shot a 57-year-old teacher, who later died from injuries.
The teenager - who also shot himself - was facing expulsion from school after failing a cannabis test.
Germany, April 2002: Seventeen people killed after a gunman - a former pupil - opens fire in a school in Erfurt, eastern Germany. He then turned the gun on himself.
tell me more how there're never school shootings in europe
#739 - syis (12/17/2012) [-]
Tell me how Yemen is a part of Europe...
Well, I guess not everyone can be good at social sciences AND geography.
Now, in the 3 remaining "massacres, I'll take one off since it is just a single murder.
I see 2 real gun slaughters, for a whole continent, and I suppose you spent time online to find them.
I wonder if it matches with the American records...
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