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Gender: male
Age: 21
Consoles Owned: Xcocks
Video Games Played: I don't play video games, I endure them.
X-box Gamertag: Guitarnivore
Interests: I play guitar. Great isn't it.
Date Signed Up:8/29/2010
Last Login:9/18/2014
Location:Lol i dunno im playing tennis
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21/06/2012, 20:43.
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#10 - >Takes dicks in 200 meters >Succumbs Well … 06/14/2013 on I bet he took it hard, the... +27
#100 - Have you ever been hit by a downy, that **** hurt…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/14/2013 on touch my kid again +3
User avatar #162 - brigettasandra (06/14/2013) [-]
Did the kid look hurt?
#56 - Oh yes. You are.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/14/2013 on Captian Thorki +37
#137 - sentryram (06/14/2013) [-]
#16 - >Notch >Millionaire >Wonders what's going wro…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/26/2013 on Gamer problems +229
#76 - lorddrake (05/26/2013) [-]
Millionaire.

Still a gamer, having the same problems as us.
#119 - Womens Study Major (05/26/2013) [-]
are you kidding? He can do whatever he wants, he doesn't have the same problems...
While I'm here wondering what to do with my life, with my studies, and feeling that everything make no sense, if I stop working for something i dont even enjoy, I will have nothing, while he can live however he wants
User avatar #125 - lorddrake (05/26/2013) [-]
I didn't meant all our problems. Just the usual gamer problems.
#18 - Keoul (05/26/2013) [-]
Why be millionaires when you can be...
Billionaires
#617 - Ps3 had nogaems anyway 05/26/2013 on Shots Fired -7
#42 - Why is it called the Xbox One? Because when you see i…  [+] (11 new replies) 05/23/2013 on What a silly name +6
#58 - rollmania (05/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #46 - responsibletim (05/23/2013) [-]
180 degrees*
User avatar #43 - tankerdude (05/23/2013) [-]
so you turn very fucking slightly left or right and walk right into it
#44 - Vincenzo (05/23/2013) [-]
Unless you're really far away and viewing it though binoculars.
User avatar #45 - tankerdude (05/23/2013) [-]
but turning one degree is barely turning at all
User avatar #48 - cthumoo (05/23/2013) [-]
yeah but I wouldn't go within a mile of it, so that works out great
User avatar #50 - tankerdude (05/23/2013) [-]
were talking degrees not distance go away
User avatar #51 - cthumoo (05/23/2013) [-]
are you fucking stupid?
#54 - xchocolatethunderx (05/23/2013) [-]
He's a moron.
User avatar #53 - tankerdude (05/23/2013) [-]
well you said you wouldn't go within on one mile of it so I figured you were joking at the one part so I just lashed out
User avatar #55 - cthumoo (05/23/2013) [-]
Yeah, I wouldn't go within a mile of it so turning one degree would probably walk past it rather than into it
#72 - >Have PC >People on facebook defending the Xblock …  [+] (16 new replies) 05/23/2013 on halbox +3
User avatar #107 - captchakid (05/23/2013) [-]
Their target price tag earlier this year was $299.
User avatar #111 - departed (05/23/2013) [-]
I thought it was like 400?
User avatar #112 - departed (05/23/2013) [-]
Did some research and found this? Not sure if it's reliable. www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/gaming/microsofts-xbox- one-have-the-price-399-and-release-date-30-november-been-leaked-by-online-retail er-zavvi-8627186.html
User avatar #82 - tonkkax (05/23/2013) [-]
600$ according to my friend's sources.
#90 - thewasteland (05/23/2013) [-]
Damn i wouldn't even pay for that even if it is in my price range (My 360 is breaking so i'm in the market for a new console) so far it looks like a fucking paperweight or app machine.
I hope MS doesn't become the new EA i like playing split screen with my friends and i never was into playstation and PC doesn't make for good split screen.
#103 - tonkkax (05/23/2013) [-]
...Wii U?
#109 - thewasteland (05/23/2013) [-]
Not a bad suggestion you get to live.. for now
User avatar #116 - tonkkax (05/23/2013) [-]
Well, in about 2 or 3 weeks when E3 rolls its fat arse around, Nintendo will announce the next Mario Kart and Smash Bros games. The 3rd party developers will notice the hype and make (at the very least) a million games for it.
User avatar #133 - chuckledarkly (05/23/2013) [-]
doubtful one of the big reasons the wiiu and 3ds dont have many games is because there dam hard to program for and nintendo is tight with the developer software.
source: works in gaming industry.
User avatar #136 - tonkkax (05/23/2013) [-]
No, the reason why people aren't developing games for the Wii U is because it hasn't sold as well as it should have and could have.
User avatar #137 - chuckledarkly (05/23/2013) [-]
that's another reason yes, but that's why if you would take the time to properly read my comment i said ONE of the reasons. Also again sitting right next to a programmer here I'm telling you this straight from the horses mouth.
#138 - tonkkax (05/23/2013) [-]
Okay then.
User avatar #139 - chuckledarkly (05/23/2013) [-]
ha gif made me laugh thumbs 4 u
User avatar #75 - tankerdude (05/23/2013) [-]
you can't put a price on happiness
#100 - threenippledcousin (05/23/2013) [-]
£10 blowjobs?
User avatar #101 - tankerdude (05/23/2013) [-]
touche good sir
#94 - It's dead to me. 05/23/2013 on Scumbag Activision +5
#477 - >Thinking this is a good argument against gun control …  [+] (6 new replies) 05/20/2013 on Gun Control? -1
#533 - atr (05/20/2013) [-]
Most of the huns that are used to kill people were illegally obtained and were destined to be a throwaway.

All of my guns were legally obtained, but If I really wanted to do some harm, I'd get something that had no markings, use it, wipe it, and toss it in a river/dumpster.
#484 - oniiking (05/20/2013) [-]
With the current system, I could go out and do the same thing with Piano wire, putting a limit on guns won't stop shit. They will either be obtained through illegal methods or new objects will be found both leaving honest citizens who want to protect themselves defenseless.
User avatar #478 - pebar (05/20/2013) [-]
So how would YOU solve the problem?
#500 - superafromanxd (05/20/2013) [-]
lets bring back duels that way if u wanna kill someone they have the equal chance to kill you
User avatar #567 - PFCMadness (05/20/2013) [-]
In Texas, it is legal to kill someone provided you give them 24 hours notice. This, however, conflicts with the federal law of no killing anybody unless in self-defense(Or defense of another)
#521 - sabcy (05/20/2013) [-]
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they're still legal in Rhode Island
#38 - Picture 05/10/2013 on Hurting the crew +3
#27 - >Thinking people who don't bother to learn about cowadoody … 05/08/2013 on CoD Logic +1
#51 - Because Nintendo would rather make another console that doesn'…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2013 on Pokemon HD -1
User avatar #70 - grrphc (05/06/2013) [-]
GameFreak*

Nintendo doesn't just stop what they're doing and all work as an entire corporation on a Pokemon game.
Same way Sonic Team makes Sonic games, not Sega.
#776 - >This comment >Your profile picture is pedobear 05/04/2013 on Katie +13
#128 - Chivalry: Medieval Warfare, it's on steam  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2013 on Chivalry in nutshell 0
User avatar #129 - karmaghost (04/27/2013) [-]
Is it worth a purchase>?
#49 - Only Fools And Horses? Only Fools And Horses. 04/24/2013 on Uncle Albert +1
#52 - Comment deleted 04/24/2013 on all amateur guitar players 0
#155 - Comment deleted 04/24/2013 on READ DESCRIPTION! VERY... 0
#198 - American politicians just blocked a law requiring decent backg…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/22/2013 on yep +2
User avatar #735 - blackberryjack (04/23/2013) [-]
These laws actually exist already and so do the methods, however, neither are being used effectively between agencies and jurisdictions
User avatar #283 - unpricedcdn (04/22/2013) [-]
Background checks are already required to purchase a firearm at a dealer with an FFL. Private transactions do not. The cost of trying to implement background checks on private sales would be enormous, it wouldn't work without registration, it could not be well enforced, and frankly, would not really be effective.
#267 - LocoJoe (04/22/2013) [-]
We already have back ground checks for gun sales that go through a FFL. They stopped a law that required background checks for ALL gun sales like face to face private sales. That would require national registration. Registration historically leads to confiscation.

victory for freedom
User avatar #238 - protomario (04/22/2013) [-]
Because that'll stop the people who buy illegal guns, which many of them can not afford the legal way of purchasing weapons.

Lol one track minds are so funny.
#88 - I actually like that little kids play cod Because I don't 04/22/2013 on Kids on COD 0
#314 - >Aims for South Korea >Hits Texas 04/19/2013 on Explosion from fertilizer... +25
#455 - What about dildos? I heard there's dildos.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2013 on Rammstein +1
#458 - tippidyt (04/18/2013) [-]
Lots of them, my special friend!
#156 - >Mfw it's a middle eastern person  [+] (2 new replies) 04/17/2013 on Be Careful Reading the News +1
User avatar #173 - DiabloStrawhat (04/17/2013) [-]
"LOOK AT THAT SHIT-EATING GRIN!"
#193 - jackthefurfag (04/17/2013) [-]
#42 - Sorry for actually wanting to enjoy SimCity. 04/14/2013 on Ubisoft 0
#78 - Picture 04/14/2013 on Overly Attached 0
#174 - >"So we're developing this new game" >&quo…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/13/2013 on Lessons for devs +6
User avatar #177 - Nightinear (04/13/2013) [-]
Well, some sees video games as art
User avatar #181 - toughactintinactin (04/13/2013) [-]
Well it's a fusion of narrative, visuals, music, and interaction. I would consider it a very valid form of art, how or what one chooses to express through the artistic medium of video games doesn't invalidate it.
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keep trying and if its not dubs, delete the comment and try again...
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Got dubs first time.
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