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Gender: male
Age: 21
Consoles Owned: Xcocks
Video Games Played: I don't play video games, I endure them.
X-box Gamertag: Guitarnivore
Interests: I play guitar. Great isn't it.
Date Signed Up:8/29/2010
Last Login:12/19/2014
Location:Lol i dunno im playing tennis
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21/06/2012, 20:43.
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#44 - Comment deleted 08/18/2012 on Find it, and kill it. 0
#155 - Actually, the music industry ruined hip hop Pic relat… 08/18/2012 on Lil Wayne +11
#35 - "If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2012 on Facebook(1) +6
#168 - anonymous (08/18/2012) [-]
newfags cant starwars.
#20 - If you start going out with Krusty the Clown, you should reall… 08/18/2012 on Our Love +2
#547 - Do you enjoy being misinformed? Ignorance should be bliss, so … 08/17/2012 on Good Guy Stan Lee 0
#441 - Homophobes sometimes don't like gays because they think said g…  [+] (21 new replies) 08/17/2012 on Good Guy Stan Lee +35
#521 - schneidend (08/17/2012) [-]
It's a shame that all homophobes now have to suffer through life with melted-to-shit faces from the heat wafting off of that burn.
#446 - anonymous (08/17/2012) [-]
No we just don't want your kind giving children HIV because you want to suck a cock in a bathroom stall.
#547 - iAmAWizard (08/17/2012) [-]
Do you enjoy being misinformed? Ignorance should be bliss, so why are you so frustrated?

Also, sign in or piss off.
#522 - bateking (08/17/2012) [-]
Id this nigga serious
#451 - anonymous (08/17/2012) [-]
Because every gay is a paedophile and is born with diseases! Right?
Go fuck yourself.
User avatar #507 - misshapentoast (08/17/2012) [-]
Epically awesome anon is epically awesome
#457 - anonymous (08/17/2012) [-]
No not every gay is like that but the ones who are don't even try to hide it ever hear of NAMBLA? Go fuck yourself.
User avatar #472 - ninjasquirle (08/17/2012) [-]
Also before I forget there is a book that completely promotes pedophilia marriages with underage girls and men who are old enough to be their grandad... oh what was it called again oh wait its the bible because apparently you can be in god's good graces being a pedophile as long as you're not gay... Fucking religious hypocrites.
#475 - anonymous (08/17/2012) [-]
I'm religious now? You're such an idiot, you assume everyone who disagrees with gay marriage is religious. You use Christianity when just about ALL religions forbide gay shit not all but most. Get off your high horse faggot and accept not everyone shares your same view, grow up.
User avatar #481 - ninjasquirle (08/17/2012) [-]
Then what fucking argument is their against gay marriage that has no religious origins can you list any?
#487 - anonymous (08/17/2012) [-]
The only arguments are ones that don't really matter in todays world, such as baring children and diseases. We have medicine and people can adopt so those go out the window. Religious arguments are opinions which should be kept to themselves. However there are some gays who play the "hate crime" card when they are called out for doing bad shit like raping straight men and children giving them HIV/aids but straights do those things to. I myself hate gays because of the hypicrisy, they can marry in a couple states that should be good enough for now until the world can accept it as normal and more people would accept them if they stop their bullshit.
User avatar #506 - ninjasquirle (08/17/2012) [-]
You mean like how like blacks should have just stayed in their own neighborhoods and not go to college or try to drink from the same water fountains? You're logic only encourages boundaries and most first world countries don't have issues with this because their politics is not corrupted by religion as least as much as the U.S. But you know what I really hate people from New Jersey so lets stop them from getting married too until we all can learn to live with their bullshit on the Jersey shore. (you see the hypocrisy in that statement? How is it any different from yours.)
And second when do they play the hate card when caught molesting or raping? can you list any sources saying that or I am just to assume you get all information from fox news at this point because these are the same arguments they used.
#514 - anonymous (08/17/2012) [-]
There you go assuming I am a conservative now, I can list some sources. Blacks should stay in their own neighborhoods they ruin everyone elses. Every race should be segregated why would I want to spend my time hanging around niggers who destroy things and blame everyone but themselves for their crime rate? There is such a thing as responcibility but can they man up and acknowledge their own horse shit, no they can not. In America nothing gets done because it is either religious shit, gay shit, race shit, gender shit and just random bullshit. Oh and for assuming I'm a conservative now I have to tell you I hate liberals, conservatives, republicans and democrats they all lie and cause to many damn problems. Also I hate MSNBC and Fox news.
User avatar #517 - ninjasquirle (08/17/2012) [-]
And so we have it people the troll admits he's a troll because he hates everybody because his life sucks
#526 - anonymous (08/17/2012) [-]
How am I a troll? You people on FJ are nothing but imbeciles who refuse to accept other people have different opinions. You all jump on bandwagons to pretend you mean something to the world and go through fads to want to be accepted by the other morons on this site but lets face it you're all ingrates.
#533 - ninjasquirle (08/17/2012) [-]
Oh golly gee batman an anon that hates everybody, comes of FJ to stir up a shitstorm fails and is now mad. Yep definitely a troll alright go back to 9gag bitch
#537 - anonymous (08/17/2012) [-]
You're still assuming things again. But whatever everything I said was true.
User avatar #541 - ninjasquirle (08/17/2012) [-]
here's a protip for trolling don't go off saying you hate everybody and defending your status and somehow not a bigot (or obvious troll in this case) a good troll plays on stereotypes to make people mad and if your were any good you would know that.
User avatar #470 - ninjasquirle (08/17/2012) [-]
while clearly a troll I will just point there are far more straight pedophiles than there are gays ones and second women catch diseases all the time HIV isn't exclusive to just the gays. In fact its easier for women to catch an std due to the conductive nature of a vagina promotes bacterial and viral growth since its not exposed to the elements.
#479 - anonymous (08/17/2012) [-]
Same goes for a mans anus and I'm no troll. I pointed out NAMBLA and you cry about christianity calling me religious. You say only womens vaginas, same thing applies to a mans anus. Instead of calling me a troll or religious without even knowing me you're an idiot because I'm neither.
#442 - anonymous (08/17/2012) [-]
BA-ZING
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#211 - anonymous (08/16/2012) [-]
10/10 genius!
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#218 - According to FJ, Christians are insane cultists who judge athe…  [+] (11 new replies) 08/16/2012 on faith in humanity restored +23
User avatar #249 - Daeiros (08/16/2012) [-]
what they are referring to is the neo-christian subculture that has arisen due to rampant stupidity, and as you may know, the stupid voices are often the loudest.

studies have shown that the vast majority of adults who claim to be christian have never actually read the bible in it's entirety, or even a good chunk of it, and many don't read it at all. I remember seeing a figure that something like 60% of christians can't name 4/12 apostles even though the first four books of the new testament are written by the apostles and named after them, mathew, mark, luke, john.

They typically let the pastor read it to them, and a lot of pastors "read" the bible during sermons by stringing together a series of verses from different books, mixing old testament and new testament, and weave falsehoods through combining unrelated lines taken out of context to support whatever message they want to deliver.

it's the same concept as when the bible was only available in latin and only the clergy could read latin, and they regularly lied in order to control people. Now the bible is in english, but not the vernacular english, and people get confused by the "Thou shalt, thy art" and many people are barely literate as it is and read less then a book a year in adult life. the priciple is the same, it just takes a tad more creativity to pull it off.

When you read things out of order and context, you can fabricate anything, take a stack of doctor seuss books and pick out individual lines from different stories and I'm sure you could string together some sort of hate speech, and this is what a sad number of pastors have done to breed groups such as the westboro baptist church.

a frightening amount of people, typically more concentrated in higher crime areas, are so obsessively religious that they can not go five minutes without mentioning religion, and questioning the religious views of everyone they meet as casually as if they were asking their name.

this is what leads to the stereotype.
#288 - anonymous (08/16/2012) [-]
But Mark and Luke weren't apostles!- Which if anything will prove your point further because people will try to name them as such. -.-
User avatar #228 - ccccmoney (08/16/2012) [-]
The truth.

Everyone I've ever met ,who considers themselves a "true christian," fits this description perfectly.
User avatar #247 - connorsg (08/16/2012) [-]
well you havent met me old chap
User avatar #234 - pilipinosavior (08/16/2012) [-]
Then those "true christians" aren't true christians, because a true christian wouldn't bitch about their religion other people, and criticize people who don't share the same relegion.
User avatar #240 - ccccmoney (08/16/2012) [-]
Tried telling them that, all I got was "YOU'RE GOING TO HELL HEATHEN" screamed in my face, then they walked away
User avatar #248 - pilipinosavior (08/16/2012) [-]
Then they're shitty Christians. We're not supposed to judge someone like that, It's in our belief that only God can truly judge us...

Romans 14:13 "Therefore let us not pass judgment on one another any longer, but rather decide never to put a stumbling block or hindrance in the way of a brother"
User avatar #229 - ccccmoney (08/16/2012) [-]
The ones who call themselves "normal christians" are pretty cool however.
#222 - dectomo (08/16/2012) [-]
My archbishop is a tank
#224 - Awesomenessniss (08/16/2012) [-]
What?
#226 - dectomo (08/16/2012) [-]
ridiculously relevant image
#211 - >America >Gives more of a **** about sp…  [+] (11 new replies) 08/16/2012 on well done aussies +17
#239 - anonymous (08/16/2012) [-]
So what you're saying is that because america has more resources it should be ashamed to take advantage? If you want to think that way, then we should just limit one competitor per country and not have to listen to people like you spew half baked ideas.
User avatar #249 - TheCodFather (08/16/2012) [-]
No, just that its not a fucking surprise that they have the most medals

...use your brain ya fucking wolly
#232 - ReeferTrees (08/16/2012) [-]
but it doesn't matter how many people we have, we can only send a few. We don't flood the olympics with ONLY our competitors and win by default
#255 - anonymous (08/16/2012) [-]
if i get 100 cars and their make/model is random, and you get 10 cars (randomised). then i say "okay, both of you pick 5 cars each to compete". It doesn't take a genius to work out what would happen. Now lets add in the fact that because of my RESOURCES i can ALSO upgrade my cars further than yours. don't be a dumb shit mate, its just embarrassing
#315 - tommygentz (08/16/2012) [-]
but then explain china, and India for that matter. They had way more people to choose from and 'Murica still won.
User avatar #257 - ReeferTrees (08/16/2012) [-]
right, let me just upgrade my legs to run faster. And My lungs to breath better, and my heart to pump stronger....

My god... are you all that stupid where you come from or is it just because you're inbred?
#269 - anonymous (08/16/2012) [-]
Says the guy called: ReeferTrees.
User avatar #271 - ReeferTrees (08/16/2012) [-]
HAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! Yes, I am called ReeferTrees... Was that supposed to be an insult?
#279 - anonymous (08/16/2012) [-]
k
User avatar #280 - ReeferTrees (08/16/2012) [-]
No K, only F and U
#334 - anonymous (08/16/2012) [-]
I know you would ;)
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#26 - auesis (08/15/2012) [-]
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#65 - iAmAWizard (08/15/2012) [-]
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its been 19 hours and it's got 162, i think we're okay
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User avatar #180 - gangjaman (08/12/2012) [-]
loudest laugh was just achieved from this comment
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User avatar #108 - galtro (08/12/2012) [-]
CONGRATULATIONS, PIG HAS EVOLVED INTO BACON!
#107 - AnonymousDonor (08/12/2012) [-]
i wish i could favorite a comment
#186 - struttndatass (08/12/2012) [-]
Your newfaggity tendencies put your fellow blue-names to shame.
#296 - AnonymousDonor (08/12/2012) [-]
meh im okay with it
#112 - anonymous (08/12/2012) [-]
You can favorite comments.
#111 - ANONpirate (08/12/2012) [-]
...... you can... two over from the green thumb icon... look left.
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User avatar #76 - Natelawl (08/12/2012) [-]
you're too busy up with your "OMG GUISE INTERNET SUCKS LOLOL" that you havn't used it in awhile. if you go the right computer, it's pretty fast. I got no complaints using it. inb4OH YOU DON'T USE FIREFOX/GOOGLECHROME YOU'RE A FAGGOT
User avatar #51 - rokulda (08/12/2012) [-]
Yeah don't you just love that WUBWUB musik guise?
User avatar #88 - captainrattrap (08/12/2012) [-]
I think WUBWUB is a cool guy, eh is background for internet explorer and dosnt afraid of anything.
#195 - If my girlfriend broke a copy of CoD, I'd giver her a blowjob 08/09/2012 on Oh, VERY severe... +14
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User avatar #163 - cadencee (08/09/2012) [-]
Are you to claim that the bible isn't literal? If the bible were at all metaphorical how then would we judge what was literal and what was metaphorical? If one story is metaphorical we must then assume all stories are metaphorical.

If all stories are metaphorical then there was no adam and eve, there was no original sin, there was no Jesus christ and there certainly is no God.

Keep it up ignorant Christians, you're killing us with your funny. Really.

#116 - twilightdusk (08/09/2012) [-]
If you are religious about things, well, didn't that story end with God promising that he'd never do anything like that again?
#100 - anonymous (08/09/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #32553 at Brony Board Nice Edition: Hugs & Smiles **

moral of the story: if you fuck up you must die... and then start over
#91 - trolololer (08/09/2012) [-]
#38 - >"Sniping like a boss" >Actually camping a…  [+] (11 new replies) 08/09/2012 on So fucked! +9
#202 - virtigo (08/09/2012) [-]
You know that's what sniper rifles are made for, right?
#111 - beep (08/09/2012) [-]
Yeah, because snipers are meant to run around in close range and 360 quickscoping people.

<YFW
#98 - auesis (08/09/2012) [-]
I know right, we should all snipe like we're making a dubstep 720 ladder-shot noscope montage. That works in a game like Battlefield!
User avatar #78 - dramakid (08/09/2012) [-]
sure, man, I feel you so much!
because while playing recon you just have to be assault with only one difference of having a high-velocity rifle, which isn't even heavy or big enough! Fuck him, right?
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User avatar #43 - uberneinthousand (08/09/2012) [-]
Yeah because the agressive recon tactic was totally in mind when DICE created the Recon class ಠ_ಠ
#41 - bossguycumsplash (08/09/2012) [-]
Yeah why the hell is he using a Very long range rifle at ranges over medium that's just fucking stupid right?
#142 - theangrydoodle (08/09/2012) [-]
Well done.
#259 - bossguycumsplash (08/13/2012) [-]
mfw top 100
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#261 - bossguycumsplash (08/13/2012) [-]
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keep trying and if its not dubs, delete the comment and try again...
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Got dubs first time.
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