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#11 - two guys walk into a building. you'd think one of them would'v…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/30/2010 on JokeRuiner's profile 0
User avatar #13 - JokeRuiner (04/30/2010) [-]
This joke is funny for the following reason: the phrase "walk into" has two meanings in this joke. One is that they walk "inside" the building. The other is that they walk "straight into" the building. This is funny because the former definition is what the reader first assumes, but then the second sentence causes the reader to realize that the latter definition could also apply.
User avatar #18 - i eat babies (04/30/2010) [-]
haha thanks so much
#7 - you sir, are quite win. level 1 slowpoke now, but you'll be…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/30/2010 on JokeRuiner's profile 0
User avatar #9 - JokeRuiner (04/30/2010) [-]
Haha thanks. Yes, please, I'll gladly try to ruin anything XD
User avatar #11 - i eat babies (04/30/2010) [-]
two guys walk into a building. you'd think one of them would've seen it.
User avatar #13 - JokeRuiner (04/30/2010) [-]
This joke is funny for the following reason: the phrase "walk into" has two meanings in this joke. One is that they walk "inside" the building. The other is that they walk "straight into" the building. This is funny because the former definition is what the reader first assumes, but then the second sentence causes the reader to realize that the latter definition could also apply.
User avatar #18 - i eat babies (04/30/2010) [-]
haha thanks so much
#224 - ....is that spongebob? 04/26/2010 on im not sure where to start... 0
#301 - Rapereham Lincoln! my friend on DeviantArt drew that. 04/25/2010 on Equip Your Rape Face! +1
#158 - don't make me sit on you. 04/22/2010 on WTF Japan Compilation! 0
#108 - in your throat.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2010 on Lady Gaga lieks mudkipz 0
User avatar #114 - TheOddGod (04/21/2010) [-]
So THAT'S why it's been sore all day...
#180 - pics or it didn't happen. 04/21/2010 on The dumb 8th grader #3 0
#89 - i want that ******* Domo-kun dress...  [+] (2 new replies) 04/21/2010 on WTF Japan Compilation! 0
User avatar #123 - SinclairSolutions (04/21/2010) [-]
we're sorry to inform you that they dont have the dress as size XXXL, maybe next time :/
User avatar #158 - i eat babies (04/22/2010) [-]
don't make me sit on you.
#104 - didn't Hitler kill himself in a basement?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2010 on Shoe on head +2
#116 - anonymous (04/21/2010) [-]
Well maybe not Hitler SPECIFICALLY, but the Nazis did.
#106 - the one on the right side of Chucky is the scariest of all. 04/21/2010 on Lookalike Compilation 0
#59 - i read that in Stewie's voice. 04/20/2010 on Buttscratcha? +1
#85 - all aboard the fail train  [+] (4 new replies) 04/20/2010 on Random Shit Part 7 -1
User avatar #122 - tehleetzorz (04/20/2010) [-]
CHOO CHOO I did it to...
#257 - JcSuRfer (04/21/2010) [-]
Lol U guys FAIL xD
User avatar #276 - Toki (04/21/2010) [-]
dont act like you didnt do it too
#279 - JcSuRfer (04/21/2010) [-]
no i didnt..i just laughed at the guys in the pic o`_0
#58 - i can explain the pig one. cops sometimes use pigs to find evi… 04/20/2010 on WTF Compilation 7 +2
#120 - why is your name lazy puppy but your icon a cat?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2010 on Help! I caught my dad with... 0
User avatar #121 - LazyPuppy (04/19/2010) [-]
Oh boy... I sure could use a distraction right now...

And now ladies and gentleman... Mr. Conway Twitty
#41 - genius. just pure ******* genius. 04/19/2010 on Epic Stop Motion Race 0
#84 - small colorful pedobears  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2010 on gummy bear surgery +7
User avatar #102 - raider (04/19/2010) [-]
holy shit all of you are right
#103 - O /]__ / [][][]..........[][][] [][][] \_\O..[… 04/18/2010 on What are your toys doing now? +1
#20 - <3 om nom nom nom 04/16/2010 on The Day I Got To Level 28 -1
#71 - really? just now? wow. 04/16/2010 on i eat babies's profile 0
#17 - **** YEA you did it! alriiiiiight!  [+] (3 new replies) 04/16/2010 on The Day I Got To Level 28 -1
User avatar #18 - BingTheDinosaur (04/16/2010) [-]
all cus of you my love, have a cookie
User avatar #20 - i eat babies (04/16/2010) [-]
<3 om nom nom nom
#19 - thecakeisntalie has deleted their comment.
#44 - you need to make a **** YEA about this!  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2010 on Awesome and Annoying Alarm... +1
User avatar #58 - BingTheDinosaur (04/16/2010) [-]
done and DONE my friend
#44 - i do. 04/15/2010 on I Found A Bug On FJ +1
#30 - best. compilation. ever. 04/15/2010 on Photobomb Face Swap... 0
#56 - isn't it obvious? it's a bike made of people :D 04/15/2010 on Sense 0
#37 - brix. were shat. 04/15/2010 on Baby face 0

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User avatar #73 - ACanadianEh (05/24/2010) [-]
A user? What else could I be?
User avatar #72 - ItsBoobyWhoElse (05/16/2010) [-]
dont ******* look at me like that, kittehs.
User avatar #70 - BingTheDinosaur (04/16/2010) [-]
iv just noticed ur name is i eat babies
User avatar #71 to #71 - i eat babies (04/16/2010) [-]
really? just now? wow.
User avatar #68 - whassup (02/01/2010) [-]
thanks for the comment baby eating apple
User avatar #67 - whassup (01/30/2010) [-]
thanks baby eating apple vampire
User avatar #66 - i eat babies (01/29/2010) [-]
i find the childish way that the anons thumbs down all our comments quite amusing. :) they really need a life.
User avatar #65 - whassup (01/29/2010) [-]
uh yo baby eatin apple nice avatar
#63 - freedomfromsmart **User deleted account** Comment deleted by i eat babies [-]
#62 - thespammer **User deleted account** (10/06/2009) [-]
spam for you!
User avatar #61 - Go Weegee (08/06/2009) [-]
You will die slowly...
#59 - anonymous (07/11/2009) [-]
ur pic r so gay
#58 - AdmiralApparent **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#57 - battle of britain **User deleted account** (07/07/2009) [-]
-4 that sucks! i have nothing against Americans as such. for your information im not from a place you boomed you retarded **** . look at my name.
User avatar #56 - treehugger (07/05/2009) [-]
yes how did you know?
User avatar #55 - COCK CHAOS (06/26/2009) [-]
it sucks he died.....
User avatar #76 to #55 - cognosceteipsum (11/28/2014) [-]
who died
User avatar #53 - Lilly (06/23/2009) [-]
Your not getting my babies!!!! NEVER!
User avatar #54 to #53 - COCK CHAOS (06/23/2009) [-]
she already has. check the crib, its empty, with some blood stains.
User avatar #52 - Shoop Da Whoop (06/16/2009) [-]
I'm touched, look at all those pictures of me. I'm going get a picture and dedicate it to you.
#47 - Family Guy **User deleted account** (06/11/2009) [-]
girl.
User avatar #46 - i eat babies (06/11/2009) [-]
wow... i haven't been a member for more that a month, and i already have haters! how does that happen? I'm a nice guy, right?
User avatar #48 to #46 - Glen Quagmire (06/12/2009) [-]
Dude, to-tal-ly But you don't get my GIGGITY goin..
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