theres already lube on there so i wouldnt really help

my apologies good sir, allow me to fix that.

"i smell a white knighting, fatass"

That's much better, and hell yeah i am, i honestly have no excuse either, i'm just lazy as fuck.

Faith in humanity: slightly restored

Good to see some people are willing to help rather that just be a complete jerk towards someone. Telling someone they don't have feelings because they're fat, or saying that it's OK to be a dick toward someone because they're "stupid" is just wrong.

i smell a fatass

Just because i'm defending someone, that's amazing...by that logic i'm also a drug abuser
with bad hygiene...well..that's actually not that hard to find on this here interwebs...

my apologies good sir, allow me to fix that.

"i smell a white knighting, fatass"

That's much better, and hell yeah i am, i honestly have no excuse either, i'm just lazy as fuck.

Umm well an unpossessed Voltorb would be a poke ball.... I think thats pretty clear from the content

Maybe the electrode is merely a gengar? According to this post it seems there is no such thing as an un-possessed voltorb

un-possessed voltorb=regular pokeball its in the comic
pokeball gets possessed button disapears because of basic function of pokeball is to catch pokemon and "catches" haunter

and the dog is just pretending it is still alive......

Awww everyone at home calls me weird not the internet thinks I'm weird too? Worst day ever ):