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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: SNES, N64, Gameboy (colour and pocket), Gamecube, Wii, Xbox 360, DS, PC, 3DS
Video Games Played: Zelda, Tales of Symphonia, Halo, Smah Bros, Terraria, HL, Runescape
Interests: MTB, Gaming, Eating
Date Signed Up:8/12/2012
Last Login:3/26/2015
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Total Comments Made:996
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I eat, I bike, I sleep, I go on crusades through the internet, all there is to it.

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#182 - reminds me of paga min 02/26/2015 on Manly Military 0
#60 - ass pennies? 02/25/2015 on Random Interesting Facts... +4
#563 - Money isn't always the ******* answer. There's a really… 02/25/2015 on Feels 0
#260 - You want to leave? then leave. Go outside. Explore the world, …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/24/2015 on Feels 0
User avatar #329 - faggotishshit (02/24/2015) [-]
I will answer those questions with one word.

Money.

You cannot go somewhere "never explored" without money. You cannot go out without money. You can't even leave through your front door without money... not for long, anyway. If you don't have the money, you will no longer have a front door, or a place to live, or anything, at all. You cannot have an adventrue without money.

I should fucking know.
User avatar #563 - hypocritical (02/25/2015) [-]
Money isn't always the fucking answer. There's a really good chance that this lump on my neck isn't just a lump, but cancer. I'm getting it checked out and should have results within a week. I'm 19, and i'm fucking sure i'm not ready to die yet. You can get by without money. Need a meal? ask a cheap restaurant to work for them for a bit for a meal. You want to explore, you got 2 feet and a heartbeat.
Don't talk to be about being incapable, I could be dead by this time next year, and I don't plan on dying in a cold dark building strapped to 6 machines.
#42 - but beakers are the least precise out of all the volume measur…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2015 on Adoreable +1
#43 - floran (02/24/2015) [-]
Then it would be a petite pipette
#4 - I gotta ask  [+] (17 new replies) 02/23/2015 on Adoreable +19
#41 - floran (02/24/2015) [-]
Little lab problems require short solutions
User avatar #42 - hypocritical (02/24/2015) [-]
but beakers are the least precise out of all the volume measuring devices in a lab, it'd be better to make a 1mL pipette
#43 - floran (02/24/2015) [-]
Then it would be a petite pipette
User avatar #25 - zerokelvin (02/24/2015) [-]
For sample preparation when running an analytical instrument like an HPLC
User avatar #31 - YoursTruley (02/24/2015) [-]
WHY DO YOU HAVE MY ICON i think we have had this discussion before
User avatar #33 - zerokelvin (02/24/2015) [-]
I've always thought of you as my hero. I just want to be like you. I don't remember having this conversation before, but I could be wrong
User avatar #83 - YoursTruley (02/24/2015) [-]
No it was supername wtf
User avatar #114 - supername (02/28/2015) [-]
I didn't realize anyone knew me, I'm honoured.
User avatar #115 - YoursTruley (02/28/2015) [-]
me you are zerokelvin all have the same damn icon WHY
#12 - anonymous (02/23/2015) [-]
Used them once in chem to make plastic....put the chemicals in there and swirl it up a glass rod. The amount in there made a good foot of spaghetti style plastic string...anything bigger and you start needing comically large other stuff
#11 - namdelliks (02/23/2015) [-]
User avatar #5 - endodoobiesmoke (02/23/2015) [-]
the question is "why not?"
#6 - wcpapier (02/23/2015) [-]
because you already have these little things
User avatar #110 - shadowblaziard (02/24/2015) [-]
Ik kan deze epjes voorlopig niet meer zien
User avatar #72 - buttinspecter (02/24/2015) [-]
For fuck's sake, I'm not cloning dinosaurs over here.
User avatar #106 - animedudej (02/24/2015) [-]
but are you cloning butts for your research...?
#8 - anonymous (02/23/2015) [-]
And surely beakers are more for holding things until you pour them into another container.
It would surely take a lot of effort to break surface tension and pour 1ml of fluid out of a container that size.
#309 - HIV  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2015 on Mods tell you something... 0
#42 - gotta love that natural asian sixth sense that makes the perfe… 02/21/2015 on Rice cooker +6
#36 - for the ladies 02/21/2015 on expand 0
#86 - I can't tell whether it's real or just an act 02/20/2015 on MAN FALLING FOR 9 SECONDS... +2
#219 - Iron Giant 02/20/2015 on FJ Movie Night +1
#77 - Fukang beautiful 02/20/2015 on cool shit comp part 1 of 5 +3
#247 - rune(t) scrub. gotta get on the tetsu train 02/20/2015 on Cringe adventures #5 +3
#183 - already got it, boo getting 99 div is a whole different matter 02/20/2015 on Today I became a man FJ 0
#45 - does he love bon heurs? 02/19/2015 on rev up those dicks +1
#1042 - the postal service changed their expected delivery date to two…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2015 on What games are you playing? +1
User avatar #1101 - answer (02/17/2015) [-]
That sucks, man
My Mom went through my shit to "clean my room" and managed to fucking lose my DS so I won't be able to play for an indefinite period of time
#613 - I ordered the game, it's supposed to come here today. Every pa…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/16/2015 on What games are you playing? 0
User avatar #839 - answer (02/17/2015) [-]
Mine got to my house today... but I am at university :'(
#1042 - hypocritical (02/17/2015) [-]
the postal service changed their expected delivery date to two days ahead, what a bunch of cheating whores
User avatar #1101 - answer (02/17/2015) [-]
That sucks, man
My Mom went through my shit to "clean my room" and managed to fucking lose my DS so I won't be able to play for an indefinite period of time
#16 - please, you gotta have actually dated someone in the first pla…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2015 on (Titled) +9
#24 - jalthelas (02/15/2015) [-]
Alone Always April
#44 - Picture 02/15/2015 on That burn is hotter than... +27
#62 - Picture 02/15/2015 on Tumblr Compilation Part 11... 0
#46 - always nice to see some dark souls content on FJ 02/13/2015 on Dark Souls lore comp... 0
#190 - Waiting on a delivery 02/13/2015 on What are you doing today? 0
#426 - i'll try to fit into the control group next time 02/13/2015 on FJ-Valentines 0
#388 - don't have that one either  [+] (2 new replies) 02/13/2015 on FJ-Valentines 0
User avatar #390 - edgeworthy (02/13/2015) [-]
Damn, that's a shame then... Oh well, just know that this probably won't be my last give-away.
User avatar #426 - hypocritical (02/13/2015) [-]
i'll try to fit into the control group next time
#332 - too poor for OR AS  [+] (4 new replies) 02/13/2015 on FJ-Valentines 0
User avatar #386 - edgeworthy (02/13/2015) [-]
You could still get it on x&y...
#388 - hypocritical (02/13/2015) [-]
don't have that one either
User avatar #390 - edgeworthy (02/13/2015) [-]
Damn, that's a shame then... Oh well, just know that this probably won't be my last give-away.
User avatar #426 - hypocritical (02/13/2015) [-]
i'll try to fit into the control group next time

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User avatar #9 - megpoidgumibear (4 hours ago) [-]
I'm your first.
User avatar #10 to #9 - megpoidgumibear (4 hours ago) [-]
Or your number 9.
#11 to #10 - hypocritical ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
yes, but why
yes, but why
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