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Gender: male
Age: 69
Facebook Profile: TonyTheTroll
Steam Profile: Hyypex
Consoles Owned: >2014 >Console
Video Games Played: Dota 2, Civ, Counter strike, pretty much anything
Interests: animu and mango noises, vidya, current events, politics, shitposting
Date Signed Up:11/21/2012
Last Login:9/22/2014
Location:NOREG
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I aim to be the top commenter on a barely known site that reposts shitty content from all over the internet


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latest user's comments

#29 - >1 guy rapes another on top of a mountain >guy 2 lik… 09/08/2014 on That's a low blow +1
#6 - Five guys at Frankies 09/08/2014 on What really goes on... +1
#30 - **** you nito you piece of **** 09/08/2014 on This site needs more skeletons +2
#34 - this once i forgot what the word for tomato was so i said inst… 09/08/2014 on Tomato +1
#27 - "Æ e egentli trønder" 09/08/2014 on Do it and show proof. +3
#33 - my name is tony i will die when cheesy… 09/07/2014 on #justBanskythings +61
#24 - i was kinda dissapointed it was tits 09/07/2014 on Except funny-junkers 0
#26 - comment section 09/06/2014 on at a london tube station +6
#13 - needs more moon scim 09/06/2014 on The daily life of a Dark... 0
#36 - Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a l…  [+] (10 new replies) 09/06/2014 on (untitled) +2
#39 - salihzzz (09/06/2014) [-]
this fucking part ruins half the song

"Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango? Thunderbolt and lightning,
Very, very frightening me. (Galileo) Galileo.(Galileo) Galileo, Galileo Figaro Magnifico.
I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me. He's just a poor boy from a poor family,
Spare him his life from this monstrosity. Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go. (Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let me go!)
Will not let you go. (Let me go!) Never, never let you go Never let me go, oh. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, mama mia, mama mia (Mama mia, let me go.) "
#40 - guu (09/06/2014) [-]
Wow.
#41 - salihzzz (09/06/2014) [-]
pipedown
#42 - guu (09/06/2014) [-]
#43 - salihzzz (09/06/2014) [-]
#45 - guu (09/06/2014) [-]
what are we doing again? I forgot
#47 - salihzzz (09/06/2014) [-]
#48 - guu (09/06/2014) [-]
#49 - salihzzz (09/06/2014) [-]
#50 - guu (09/06/2014) [-]
#53 - nonononono man, you got it all wrong! getting a high … 09/04/2014 on the evolution of man 0
#11 - class started up recently and i walked over to a possibly new … 09/04/2014 on A simple bit of browser advice 0
#50 - gonna repost my comment from a post a while back, so here goes…  [+] (12 new replies) 09/04/2014 on the evolution of man +12
#114 - CIS White Male (09/04/2014) [-]
>The only thing consoles are better for is games
And here we have proof that PC gamers don't actually give a fuck about games.
#70 - bestfoxgirl (09/04/2014) [-]
#77 - RipperMan (09/04/2014) [-]
>instant
>power / toughness box
#78 - bestfoxgirl (09/04/2014) [-]
Not mine

But it adds to funny, so I didn't bother with searching for a 'right' version
User avatar #66 - Visier (09/04/2014) [-]
Well, I'm going to play a devil's advocate here, despite being a member of master race myself. Consoles do have several advantages:
1. All games made for the console will work on that console
2. Plug and play - no knowledge needed to install or operate
3. You usually won't get together with friend at your house to play PC. This is the main purpose of consoles
User avatar #52 - youwillnevermeetme (09/04/2014) [-]
I completely agree with you. The only reason I play with consoles is because It's a hell of a lot cheaper than buying a really good PC.
User avatar #57 - trollmobile (09/04/2014) [-]
i bought my PC 3 years ago
combining the cost of xbox live for 3 years, and that my brother is now going to buy the xbox one, he has paid 400$ more than what i have

if i include the cost of the upgrades i WILL be making to my PC, to make it high-end again after 3 years.
and even after 3 years, i can still run every single game i've found, on high setting
considering the console version is usually low-medium setting, and i can run all but the most demanding games on ultra, i've both saved money, and gotten more, than my brother has with his xbox.
putting in another 300$ will make my PC high end again, so that i can play everything on ultra settings.
User avatar #58 - trollmobile (09/04/2014) [-]
not to mention the fact that steam sales and humble bundles have cut the cost of the games i've bought by about 75%


the only reason i see for ever buying a console, is if you absolutely MUST have the console exclusive games

the only thing i miss, the only thing i wish i could do on my PC that i could've done on xbox
is play halo 4.
User avatar #85 - hydraetis (09/04/2014) [-]
Consoles have way more local coop games in my experience, and personally I find that Steam Sales don't actually do that much towards cutting down the cost of games, considering the number of people that have bought 200-300+ games on Steam having only extensively played 10-20 of them. Basically, the lack of massive sales for console games forces you to be much smarter and thus less likely to empty your wallet over summer just because each of those 30 games you only played for 15 minutes tops were only $10 or less.
#87 - trollmobile (09/04/2014) [-]
i have 145 games
i've played 5+ hours of 120 of them
most of them are singleplayer or coop campaign games, so how long i play them usually depends on how long it takes me to play through it
my account is worth 2.5k $
i've payed less than 600$ for it.


PS: i'm chronically ill to the point where i barely leave the house more than twice a month, so gaming is pretty much all i do, other than the most necessary housework.
User avatar #71 - youwillnevermeetme (09/04/2014) [-]
Yeah. The only reason I'm going to buy PS4 (and only that) is because of Bloodborne.
#53 - hypex (09/04/2014) [-]
nonononono man, you got it all wrong!

getting a high end pc is only expensive on front, you save money over time because of the cost of games and services

its like buying a expensive phone with amazing over time costs in favor of buying a 1 dollar phone with ridiculous monthly costs
#57 - this cancerous may may hasnt been more relevant 09/04/2014 on I am apalled +1
#140 - so this is what they call brainless humor 09/04/2014 on Warning: Ear-rape,... +2
#38 - >Anton Yelchin >Boris Yurinov > Viggo Mortens… 09/02/2014 on slav thread 0
#81 - flagged for **** 09/02/2014 on Food Porn Dump +1
#24 - Picture 09/02/2014 on Crash Differently 0
#88 - Picture 08/31/2014 on What Can A Man Do Against... +1
#168 - Picture 08/30/2014 on Pine thingy +7
#30 - no ************* pls 08/30/2014 on Pine thingy 0
#28 - pls no  [+] (2 new replies) 08/30/2014 on Pine thingy 0
#29 - CIS White Male Comment deleted by hypex
User avatar #30 - hypex (08/30/2014) [-]
no shitposterino pls
#6 - ehhh, i want a new skin for her sure, but not sure if mecha wo…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/30/2014 on Pine thingy 0
User avatar #8 - besle (08/30/2014) [-]
Joker skin for Jinx?
User avatar #23 - zyvac (08/30/2014) [-]
Harley Quin skin for Jinx, get a Joker skin for Shaco
#101 - CIS White Male (08/30/2014) [-]
president skin for lucian, secret service skin for braum. whenever he jumps to someone, "GET DOWN MR.PRESIDENT!"
#2 - Jinx is best champion <3  [+] (14 new replies) 08/30/2014 on Pine thingy +6
#25 - cactaur (08/30/2014) [-]
Not gonna lie, that was the silliest way to spell Soraka
#257 - flaffyfloof (08/31/2014) [-]
Looks tasty.
#41 - aquaekk (08/30/2014) [-]
bot lane scrubs

it's all about the fizzle, ma nizzle

and not just cus of his kit

i liked him b4 all these ppl started playing him like mad
#44 - funnyjunkforlife (08/30/2014) [-]
your nooby fizz is no match for swain
#47 - aquaekk (08/30/2014) [-]
hao u gonna hp per sec when i grevious wounds u?

shrekt
#49 - funnyjunkforlife (08/30/2014) [-]
like if u can get close enough
#160 - hierophant (08/30/2014) [-]
I'M SORRY, BUT I CAN'T HEAR YOU ALL OVER MY GIANT QUAKING BOOTS!
User avatar #420 - funnyjunkforlife (08/31/2014) [-]
nautilus is my favourite jglr
User avatar #50 - aquaekk (08/30/2014) [-]
dat feel when u e for gapclose n hav nuttink to escape wid

rip
#3 - besle (08/30/2014) [-]
She sure is. I'm still vouching for a mecha jinx
User avatar #6 - hypex (08/30/2014) [-]
ehhh, i want a new skin for her sure, but not sure if mecha would be the right choice
User avatar #8 - besle (08/30/2014) [-]
Joker skin for Jinx?
User avatar #23 - zyvac (08/30/2014) [-]
Harley Quin skin for Jinx, get a Joker skin for Shaco
#101 - CIS White Male (08/30/2014) [-]
president skin for lucian, secret service skin for braum. whenever he jumps to someone, "GET DOWN MR.PRESIDENT!"
#1 - the new studio ghibli movie looks great  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2014 on Tiny passenger +46
#6 - akigon (08/30/2014) [-]
>Studio Ghibli
>New film
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#62 - havockwzy (08/28/2014) [-]
heard you like the dotes
#65 to #64 - hypex (08/28/2014) [-]
EU Russia

you?
#67 to #66 - hypex (08/28/2014) [-]
brilliant! if you wanna hit me up some time im id/hyypex and id/hyypex2 on steam, right now im playing DS2 though
#68 to #67 - havockwzy (08/28/2014) [-]
invite sent, might play more later tonight
User avatar #59 - shipoga (06/12/2014) [-]
bitches aint **** but hoes and tricks
User avatar #60 to #59 - hypex (06/16/2014) [-]
Watcha gonna do about it faggot?
User avatar #61 to #60 - shipoga (06/21/2014) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #57 - hydromatic (06/02/2014) [-]
Jesus christ what a ******* retard you are dude.
User avatar #58 to #57 - hypex (06/03/2014) [-]
y u heff 2 do dis 2 me? ;_;
#55 - CIS White Male (05/27/2014) [-]
stop deleting comments when you deserve red thumbs... faggot!
#56 to #55 - hypex (05/27/2014) [-]
im too lazy to go about and explain my original meaning, so i rather just deleted it. and stop being so ironic posting as anon faggot
User avatar #54 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (11/26/2013) [-]
I'm not dumb I just don't look at content others upload most of the time thanks for telling me it was on the front page so I can delete it though
User avatar #47 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
herd u wer gey
User avatar #49 to #48 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
dats homo
#50 to #49 - hypex (11/17/2013) [-]
yeah thats kinda the point
User avatar #52 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
jk i love u plz no h8
User avatar #51 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
Bet u kiss girls f faggot
User avatar #34 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Hi.
User avatar #36 to #35 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
How are you?
WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?
#37 to #36 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
a friend



k
User avatar #38 to #37 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Are you a man or a fabulous man?
or even..
the legendary..
WOMAN?
#39 to #38 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
a fabulous faggot of major degrees


tl;dr i like men, and faggots
User avatar #40 to #39 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Oh delicious.
User avatar #42 to #41 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
I'm a gal.
#43 to #42 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
Cool
Cool
#45 to #44 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
what made you start talking to me btw?
User avatar #46 to #45 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Dunno
User avatar #32 - grundo (06/02/2013) [-]
It's me
The blind TV
User avatar #33 to #32 - hypex (06/02/2013) [-]
awesome
#30 - fjponythread (05/24/2013) [-]
Happy (late) Birthday
User avatar #31 to #30 - hypex (05/24/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #28 - killingsin (05/23/2013) [-]
Happy birthday!!! I hope that you have an awesome day!
User avatar #29 to #28 - hypex (05/23/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #26 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I added you on steam. Don't be afraid...
User avatar #9 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
When will you be on next?
User avatar #10 to #9 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
in about...11-10 hours...

c:
User avatar #11 to #10 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I'll probably be online with my friend tomorrow evening on GW2 but on thursday i'll prob be on
User avatar #12 to #11 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
ok c:
User avatar #13 to #12 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
See you round then you sexy beast you :3
User avatar #14 to #13 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
>implying sexy

anyhow >.>

sup? :p
User avatar #15 to #14 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Not much. Just doing my before bed preps so I can get a good nights sleep.
User avatar #16 to #15 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
wich incluuuudes? >.>
User avatar #17 to #16 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Fap, brush teeth, get into PJs.
User avatar #18 to #17 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
cool :u
User avatar #19 to #18 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Indeed. Shouldn't you be sleeping? You have school in 1h :P
User avatar #20 to #19 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
**** SLEEP

i mean.. if i go to bed now i wont wake up before in like 8 hours...
no time for sleep now :u
User avatar #21 to #20 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Who needs sleep anyway?!

For 3 years straight, I only slept 3 hours a night and I'm still alive. It may have ****** me up but I'm still fine.
User avatar #22 to #21 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
wut ._.
User avatar #23 to #22 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Haha. Insomnia is a bitch.
User avatar #24 to #23 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
what happens EVERY night

>6 in the afternoon evening ish "ill play some Dota! thats fun :D
>looks at clock, 11 "hmm i can play one more game but then its off to bed or ill be too tired in the morning!
>looks at clock again 4 "FFFFFFF-"
>stays up all night not to miss school because of being too tired
;_;
User avatar #25 to #24 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I often end up in the infinity loop of "one more". It be a tempting wench.
User avatar #7 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (02/03/2013) [-]
So you play LoL ?
User avatar #8 to #7 - hypex (02/03/2013) [-]
not really.. its a horrible game with the galaxy's worst community and the champions are more unbalanced than what starcraft was at launch
#5 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (02/02/2013) [-]
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Thanks for the advices of yesterday, it was amazing...

Sincurlzi
Me <3
Picture of me :3
User avatar #6 to #5 - hypex (02/02/2013) [-]
awww :3
User avatar #1 - omenaaa (12/28/2012) [-]
So you like my avatar! Warcraft 3 is one of my favourite RTS games, and I really like auras there. I noticed you play Dota 2, so do I. And I looked you up and I see you play carries. I play support myself, we should play sometime. :)

Regards,
Your neighbour
User avatar #2 to #1 - hypex (12/28/2012) [-]
sounds cool! :D i play mostly on the EU server on WC3 FT, add "Hypex" in-game :D
User avatar #3 to #2 - omenaaa (12/28/2012) [-]
I don't know where my retail copies of Warcraft 3 are, so I just sometimes play them solo on cracked versions. :( But I added you on Steam. Also, I said neighbour because jag är finsk.
User avatar #4 to #3 - hypex (12/28/2012) [-]
kult ^^
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