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Video Games Played: Dota 2, Civ, Counter strike, pretty much anything
Interests: animu and mango noises, vidya, current events, politics, shitposting
Date Signed Up:11/21/2012
Last Login:9/22/2014
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#6 - Picture 09/11/2014 on pre-halloween aww +2
#96 - i ******* lose it each time i see the catapult ar… 09/11/2014 on Im not the repost you need... +17
#44 - all these people in the comments getting mad as dicks about th… 09/11/2014 on Nice parking, asshole +1
#68 - god ******* dammit 09/10/2014 on MMORPG 0
#96 - that doesnt make it a ******** movie it …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2014 on anon watches a film 0
User avatar #97 - secretdestroyers (09/10/2014) [-]
Oh, I didn't say it wasn't bad, I was just saying that being a retard drug addict was Jordan Belfort's life for a long time...I didn't really understand the need for it, either. I've seen a lot of interesting biopics, this was not one of them...
#87 - The wolf of wall street its literally a ******…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/10/2014 on anon watches a film +1
User avatar #92 - secretdestroyers (09/10/2014) [-]
Accept for when you realize that it was basically a pretty accurate description of Jordan Belfort's life, according to Belfort himself.

The only thing they got wrong were the circumstances that ended his second marriage. "Although he admitted to having hit his wife during a fight, he claims that it happened earlier during the height of his drug addiction, and that their break-up occurred without incident when he was clean and sober." -IMDb (www.imdb.com/title/tt0993846/trivia?ref_=tt_trv_trv#spoilers)
#96 - hypex (09/10/2014) [-]
that doesnt make it a not-shit movie

it was like movie dramatization called Kon-Tiki

even though its a real event that happened doesnt mean it needs a movie about it, if you want to make a movie about something that happened somewhere, make a fucking documentary
User avatar #97 - secretdestroyers (09/10/2014) [-]
Oh, I didn't say it wasn't bad, I was just saying that being a retard drug addict was Jordan Belfort's life for a long time...I didn't really understand the need for it, either. I've seen a lot of interesting biopics, this was not one of them...
#90 - dross (09/10/2014) [-]
The 'Ludes' scene is probably the best single piece of physical comedy I've ever seen.
#83 - Picture 09/10/2014 on Lolwut +2
#294 - but he didnt want to kill kerrigan, havent you learned the lor…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2014 on Strong Female Characters +1
User avatar #377 - sovietsamurai (09/10/2014) [-]
I know that already ...

Dat Protoss demise alternate-ending though ... That shit sorta gave me feels

lol, I got major trophies for that part, killed soo fucking many
#16 - heres a instruction manual for the harder pens 09/10/2014 on I did this all the time.. +8
#64 - Picture 09/10/2014 on food porn +2
#11 - **** 09/08/2014 on anon shows off his rig +2
#100 - Picture 09/08/2014 on Rused Again +5
#5 - Donglover Dunce Dickhead Douche Dickwad Di… 09/08/2014 on my nigga +11
#1 - but what if none of them were wrongly translated?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/08/2014 on Translation Errors +7
User avatar #27 - tfwigetbanned (09/09/2014) [-]
is "wrongly" grammatically correct?
#9 - egosumparduas (09/09/2014) [-]
funny thing is a few of them are indeed more or less correctly translated e.g. dying here is prohibited. i still have no idea why that message in particular was sprayed onto the wall...
#24 - ^this ******* **** i rememb… 09/08/2014 on Nuclear Powa! +2
#10 - instructions unclear 09/08/2014 on Damn it IKEA +8
#2 - >whoopsy dicksy brb looking for thi… 09/08/2014 on whups +22
#97 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 09/08/2014 on Rused Again +7
#99 - CIS White Male (09/08/2014) [-]
Get the fuck over yourself. I mean seriously, you think this is bait just because you disagree with it? That's really fucking pathetic.
#100 - hypex (09/08/2014) [-]
#94 - Picture 09/08/2014 on Rused Again +1
#22 - "sir i would strongly advise you on implementing nuclear …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/08/2014 on Nuclear Powa! +23
#27 - guilesset (09/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, it's like people are now avoiding to use planes for travel in light of recent events.
#23 - Anonomousthirteen (09/08/2014) [-]
That's why I don't eat bacon anymore. Once, this one dude tried eating an entire package at once, and choked on it! I don't wanna choke to death, so I don't eat bacon. Picture is needed in case there was any doubt.
#24 - hypex (09/08/2014) [-]
^this fucking shit

i remember this once when red bull got introduced to my country (norway)
it was a pretty big deal for us little shits, i drank the stuff like water because of the bandwagoning cunt i was
not long after in the newspapers there was a article about a man drinking 6 of them and collapsing on the floor, entire school nearly shat their pants
i called fucking bullshit, went to the store, got 2 six packs and chugged those fuckers like it was the fountain of youth

day after in class it seemed the newspaper forgot to mention the guy had a long life of hearth problems and was weak to caffeine

this of course has nothing to do with nuclear power, but the bandwagoning effect of how misinformation spreads and causes biases towards or against certain things

thanks for the reaction image btw, i really needed one like that
#7 - just realized i misspelt "out" i…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/08/2014 on anon shows off his rig 0
#10 - CIS White Male (09/08/2014) [-]
you also misspelled something else.
#11 - hypex (09/08/2014) [-]
#6 - >people buying alienware thats like saying "i…  [+] (26 new replies) 09/08/2014 on anon shows off his rig +96
#9 - comradewinter (09/08/2014) [-]
The thing is, no self-respecting hardcore gamer would even touch Alienware. They'd just order all the parts separately and put it together themselves. Makes for a more powerful computer to a lower price.
#48 - caesarslegion (09/08/2014) [-]
Nigga I couldn't tell you two things about my laptop. I know what a keyboard is and the mouse and that's it. I still game on it tho.
#22 - nahbro (09/08/2014) [-]
Putting together a computer has nothing to do with being a gamer. Should I also inflate my own football from a pig's bladder to call myself a true football player?
#30 - comradewinter (09/08/2014) [-]
A football player needs to know how the trajectory works in order to make the most of it. Same how a gamer should know which part does what, in order to ensure quality and making the most out of his computer.

It's also about price. If you could easily put together a great football for 1k, almost like LEGO, or buy one that has the same quality for 3k, would you rather pay for it or just do something hardly any more difficult? The remaining 2k can be used to buy the rest of the equipment, or a bunch of games.
#77 - nahbro (09/09/2014) [-]
Except no, not really. Should a tennis player also make his own racquet by hand to be called a true tennis player?

And there, there it is. "It's all about price." Yes, that's exactly it and the price has nothing to do with being a gamer.

What if I were a multimillionaire? Then the difference of a few thousand would make very little difference to me. Building your own PC is great if you want to save money, otherwise just buying one amounts to the same thing and has nothing to do with being a gamer.
#79 - comradewinter (09/09/2014) [-]
A computer is equipment, and you need to know how to handle it. If a tennis player hammers the racket into the ground repeatedly or shoves a knife through it, it will break. Might be fun, but not very useful. Same as how a gamer should know what the different components do, in order to not break them. It's also better to change parts. A tennis player doesn't buy a whole new outfit just because the shoes get worn.
#80 - nahbro (09/09/2014) [-]
Handling something is not the same as building something.
#81 - comradewinter (09/09/2014) [-]
A computer isn't a physical piece of equipment used to knock stuff around with. It's got more components, and they are far more advanced than leather, string and such. Hence you should know what to do. And building a computer gives better knowledge about such.
#82 - nahbro (09/09/2014) [-]
Yeeeeah, and again, that's all for money-saving reasons.
#83 - comradewinter (09/09/2014) [-]
Look, you can be as bitching as you want. I really don't care what you waste your money on. But do keep it in mind when your graphics card fries for overuse and you order a whole new computer. Just like football players change all their equipment because their shoelaces are loose.
#85 - nahbro (09/09/2014) [-]
lol, I'm not bitching. You're getting annoyed because you think only ~*troo gamrz*~ build their gaming systems themselves and you keep on coming up with idiotic comparisons.
#27 - xchaosreaperx (09/08/2014) [-]
**xchaosreaperx rolled image**

Actually I think it holds as a very important part, In a "Samurai who forges his own blade sorta way." I dont have a gamring computer (yet) but I have painted and customized my consoles and controllers, and it gives you a hell of a sense of pride because ou made it your own. And isnt that what gaming is about, making it your own?
#78 - nahbro (09/09/2014) [-]
Well for me, gaming is about playing games.
User avatar #53 - hydraetis (09/08/2014) [-]
I thought gaming was about having fun by playing video games.
#25 - reaperslayer (09/08/2014) [-]
i think what he means is, eventually some gamers want to build their own rig and maintain it themselves as a sense of pride, some gamers even see it as a rite of passage into maturity cause it is a form of hard work, time, effort, and responsibility. but that is just my point of view.
#13 - malaysianflight (09/08/2014) [-]
Without the warranty.
#15 - comradewinter (09/08/2014) [-]
I have warranties on my parts, 2 years on my Graphics Card, for instance. Also, every ware you buy has an automatic 2 year warranty as you reclamation on it.
#16 - malaysianflight (09/08/2014) [-]
I bought a MB from Amazon, it was DoA and when I returned it, turns out that shipping broke it and they refused to honor the warranty.
#17 - comradewinter (09/08/2014) [-]
Then contact the shipping or get a better supplier. It's not guarantee your full computer will work either, and they don't have any better warranty offers. They believed you to have wrecked it, and Alienware can easily do the same.
#18 - malaysianflight (09/08/2014) [-]
I think dependent solely on the experience of the gamer. That they should build their own PC. I bought the new ROG from Asus, and it is Uh- Mazing. I think for the base models you get more for your money than if you were to buy a i7 4.2gHz CPU, 8GB DDR3, 750gb HDD, GeForce 750 GT Ti 2GB GPU, and 1000W power supply. That'll easily run you almost 900 bucks. Not counting the motherboard, usb, led, and anything else that you want to add, monitor, keyboard, mouse, pad, and headgear.

#20 - comradewinter (09/08/2014) [-]
Monitor, keyboard, mouse, pad, headgear, and stereo aren't included in base computers, though. And my computer was about 2k, which is generally cheaper than what else you get prebuilt in Norway. Intel i7 2600k, 16 GB DDR, 750 HDD, Geforce 780 and 850 power supply. And those parts were bought when brand new on the market. If I wanted something similar from Alienware or other suppliers that was prebuilt, we'd be up in 3-4k.
#21 - malaysianflight (09/08/2014) [-]
Ah, that explains the difference in opinion, in the US, alienware runs around 1k for a base model working it's way up to the most expensive being like 3k.
#19 - malaysianflight (09/08/2014) [-]
By base models, I mean of Alienware, when you get up into Aurora categories, you're better off building.
User avatar #7 - hypex (09/08/2014) [-]
just realized i misspelt "out"

im a retard ;_;
#10 - CIS White Male (09/08/2014) [-]
you also misspelled something else.
#11 - hypex (09/08/2014) [-]
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#25 - hypex (09/08/2014) [-]
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#62 - havockwzy (08/28/2014) [-]
heard you like the dotes
#65 to #64 - hypex (08/28/2014) [-]
EU Russia

#67 to #66 - hypex (08/28/2014) [-]
brilliant! if you wanna hit me up some time im id/hyypex and id/hyypex2 on steam, right now im playing DS2 though
#68 to #67 - havockwzy (08/28/2014) [-]
invite sent, might play more later tonight
User avatar #59 - shipoga (06/12/2014) [-]
bitches aint **** but hoes and tricks
User avatar #60 to #59 - hypex (06/16/2014) [-]
Watcha gonna do about it faggot?
User avatar #61 to #60 - shipoga (06/21/2014) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #57 - hydromatic (06/02/2014) [-]
Jesus christ what a ******* retard you are dude.
User avatar #58 to #57 - hypex (06/03/2014) [-]
y u heff 2 do dis 2 me? ;_;
#55 - CIS White Male (05/27/2014) [-]
stop deleting comments when you deserve red thumbs... faggot!
#56 to #55 - hypex (05/27/2014) [-]
im too lazy to go about and explain my original meaning, so i rather just deleted it. and stop being so ironic posting as anon faggot
User avatar #54 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (11/26/2013) [-]
I'm not dumb I just don't look at content others upload most of the time thanks for telling me it was on the front page so I can delete it though
User avatar #47 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
herd u wer gey
User avatar #49 to #48 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
dats homo
#50 to #49 - hypex (11/17/2013) [-]
yeah thats kinda the point
User avatar #52 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
jk i love u plz no h8
User avatar #51 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
Bet u kiss girls f faggot
User avatar #34 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #36 to #35 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
How are you?
#37 to #36 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
a friend

User avatar #38 to #37 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Are you a man or a fabulous man?
or even..
the legendary..
#39 to #38 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
a fabulous faggot of major degrees

tl;dr i like men, and faggots
User avatar #40 to #39 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Oh delicious.
User avatar #42 to #41 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
I'm a gal.
#43 to #42 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
#45 to #44 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
what made you start talking to me btw?
User avatar #46 to #45 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #32 - grundo (06/02/2013) [-]
It's me
The blind TV
User avatar #33 to #32 - hypex (06/02/2013) [-]
#30 - fjponythread (05/24/2013) [-]
Happy (late) Birthday
User avatar #31 to #30 - hypex (05/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #28 - killingsin (05/23/2013) [-]
Happy birthday!!! I hope that you have an awesome day!
User avatar #29 to #28 - hypex (05/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #26 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I added you on steam. Don't be afraid...
User avatar #9 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
When will you be on next?
User avatar #10 to #9 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
in about...11-10 hours...

User avatar #11 to #10 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I'll probably be online with my friend tomorrow evening on GW2 but on thursday i'll prob be on
User avatar #12 to #11 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
ok c:
User avatar #13 to #12 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
See you round then you sexy beast you :3
User avatar #14 to #13 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
>implying sexy

anyhow >.>

sup? :p
User avatar #15 to #14 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Not much. Just doing my before bed preps so I can get a good nights sleep.
User avatar #16 to #15 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
wich incluuuudes? >.>
User avatar #17 to #16 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Fap, brush teeth, get into PJs.
User avatar #18 to #17 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
cool :u
User avatar #19 to #18 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Indeed. Shouldn't you be sleeping? You have school in 1h :P
User avatar #20 to #19 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
**** SLEEP

i mean.. if i go to bed now i wont wake up before in like 8 hours...
no time for sleep now :u
User avatar #21 to #20 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Who needs sleep anyway?!

For 3 years straight, I only slept 3 hours a night and I'm still alive. It may have ****** me up but I'm still fine.
User avatar #22 to #21 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
wut ._.
User avatar #23 to #22 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Haha. Insomnia is a bitch.
User avatar #24 to #23 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
what happens EVERY night

>6 in the afternoon evening ish "ill play some Dota! thats fun :D
>looks at clock, 11 "hmm i can play one more game but then its off to bed or ill be too tired in the morning!
>looks at clock again 4 "FFFFFFF-"
>stays up all night not to miss school because of being too tired
User avatar #25 to #24 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I often end up in the infinity loop of "one more". It be a tempting wench.
User avatar #7 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (02/03/2013) [-]
So you play LoL ?
User avatar #8 to #7 - hypex (02/03/2013) [-]
not really.. its a horrible game with the galaxy's worst community and the champions are more unbalanced than what starcraft was at launch
#5 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (02/02/2013) [-]
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Thanks for the advices of yesterday, it was amazing...

Me <3
Picture of me :3
User avatar #6 to #5 - hypex (02/02/2013) [-]
awww :3
User avatar #1 - omenaaa (12/28/2012) [-]
So you like my avatar! Warcraft 3 is one of my favourite RTS games, and I really like auras there. I noticed you play Dota 2, so do I. And I looked you up and I see you play carries. I play support myself, we should play sometime. :)

Your neighbour
User avatar #2 to #1 - hypex (12/28/2012) [-]
sounds cool! :D i play mostly on the EU server on WC3 FT, add "Hypex" in-game :D
User avatar #3 to #2 - omenaaa (12/28/2012) [-]
I don't know where my retail copies of Warcraft 3 are, so I just sometimes play them solo on cracked versions. :( But I added you on Steam. Also, I said neighbour because jag är finsk.
User avatar #4 to #3 - hypex (12/28/2012) [-]
kult ^^
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