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Gender: male
Age: 69
Facebook Profile: TonyTheTroll
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Consoles Owned: >2014 >Console
Video Games Played: Dota 2, Civ, Counter strike, pretty much anything
Interests: animu and mango noises, vidya, current events, politics, shitposting
Date Signed Up:11/21/2012
Last Login:9/16/2014
Location:NOREG
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latest user's comments

#9 - you must have a amazing dick to make other men gay, ive been t… 11/21/2013 on Confession boar 0
#8 - >choice 11/21/2013 on Confession boar 0
#20 - >go to raccoon city >there is nothing but dust, ever…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/21/2013 on Pick your poison +16
#53 - nizzie (11/21/2013) [-]
Like cancer?
User avatar #23 - satrenkotheone (11/21/2013) [-]
Like what? Dust?
#30 - anonymous (11/21/2013) [-]
Radioactive dust!
#24 - hypex (11/21/2013) [-]
leftovers covered in dust?

or things i found IN the dust?

or dust that consists of blown up zombies?
User avatar #25 - satrenkotheone (11/21/2013) [-]
Or... dust.
#26 - hypex (11/21/2013) [-]
im gonna fill a jar with it
User avatar #69 - tobyrogers (11/21/2013) [-]
What, you too good for dirt?
User avatar #27 - satrenkotheone (11/21/2013) [-]
Can I have one too?
#39 - hypex (11/21/2013) [-]
YOURE ALL GETTING DUST IN JARS FOR CHRISTMAS
#270 - **** 11/21/2013 on I Will Always Love You 0
#27 - use photoshop with the magic selection tool or quick selection… 11/21/2013 on If planets were as close as... 0
#14 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 11/20/2013 on Fill in the blank time... +44
#22 - ragingcalm (11/20/2013) [-]
#19 - leutdan (11/20/2013) [-]
i understood that
#127 - Die hard 11/20/2013 on describe your poop in a... 0
#22 - well 11/20/2013 on FunnyJunk acient history 0
#20 - **hypex rolls 76** anyone else love MLP? xDD 11/20/2013 on FunnyJunk acient history 0
#23 - the guy in pic 3 has his **** set straight … 11/20/2013 on Epic comp - Righto edition +4
#62 - "sonicftfwxdatheism" you got to be *…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2013 on Ruining the day. 0
User avatar #63 - sonicftwxdatheism (11/20/2013) [-]
"hypex"


trolled harder thx
#33 - Ahh this pleases me 11/19/2013 on Evil Bastard 0
#64 - **hypex rolls 9** They cant say no when they're stunned  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2013 on Legal Loli +1
#72 - lilRican (11/18/2013) [-]
#35 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2013 on Sony's Face When PS4 Launch +2
User avatar #36 - sonicftwxdatheism (11/18/2013) [-]
your tears are delicious
#35 - nonono you got it all wrong Canadians are NICE …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/18/2013 on The Problem With British... +11
User avatar #126 - savethepandas (11/18/2013) [-]
Speaking of...

>be me 20 yo, college, english class
>its a foreign language so we all cool during lesson
>first english test
>me and my pals late, been copying reading material
>walk in like christopher, 5 min late
>the teacher is a nice 30yo lady
>teacher looks us dead in the eye
>expecting shitstorm
>teacher says 'bloody wankas'
>everyone laughs
>dis year gon be gud
#93 - zezenzerg (11/18/2013) [-]
They are only polite as long as you are.
User avatar #58 - schmuxy (11/18/2013) [-]
I am a british people and I can confirm this.
#205 - tfw i get mentioned 11/18/2013 on TFW getting a mention 0
#181 - THIS IS TOO CUTE AWWW GOD DAMMIT WHY CANT THIS HAPPEN TO ME ;_; 11/18/2013 on Pretty boy 0
#617 - Picture 11/18/2013 on Many grown men will cry... +2
#53 - >girls 11/18/2013 on hypex's profile 0
#47 - >competitive >console pick one  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2013 on When you have work -12
#49 - rapeyrapey (11/17/2013) [-]
>Pick one
>Pick one

Pick one
#50 - Then i dont do that to him?` trying to hit on st…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/17/2013 on Bart joins the "Clueless... +19
#94 - hammarhead (11/17/2013) [-]
I'm glad you get that. I've met one that didnt.
#63 - ennemi (11/17/2013) [-]
wait so you don't make sandwich for hetero ?
#52 - oceanfrank (11/17/2013) [-]
oh see you left that part about the man actually being gay out.
#143 - adunsaveme (05/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #59 - greenstrongworld (11/17/2013) [-]
DAMMIT I FORGOT HE WAS GAY. FUCK, MAN.
#50 - yeah thats kinda the point  [+] (3 new replies) 11/17/2013 on hypex's profile 0
User avatar #52 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
jk i love u plz no h8
User avatar #51 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
Bet u kiss girls f faggot
#53 - hypex (11/18/2013) [-]
>girls
#48 - yep  [+] (5 new replies) 11/17/2013 on hypex's profile 0
User avatar #49 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
dats homo
#50 - hypex (11/17/2013) [-]
yeah thats kinda the point
User avatar #52 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
jk i love u plz no h8
User avatar #51 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
Bet u kiss girls f faggot
#53 - hypex (11/18/2013) [-]
>girls
#2 - >CoD >not casual pick one  [+] (28 new replies) 11/17/2013 on When you have work +240
#141 - arcticassassin (11/17/2013) [-]
Take this
User avatar #88 - gnillort (11/17/2013) [-]
believe me.. you can play any game in a non-casual way. I over-did many Call of Duty's.

Modern Warfare 2
#43 - anonymous (11/17/2013) [-]
> ignorant faggot

pick one

The majority of the CoD community are casuals, but far from everyone. CoD has the largest Competitive community for console. Overall the CoD competitive is only beat by LoL and SC2
#47 - hypex (11/17/2013) [-]
>competitive
>console

pick one
#49 - rapeyrapey (11/17/2013) [-]
>Pick one
>Pick one

Pick one
#6 - coloki (11/17/2013) [-]
>implying CoD doesn't take skill

way to hop on the bandwagon
User avatar #156 - dyalibya (11/18/2013) [-]
Now compare it to Arma II
#42 - furiousmarshmellow (11/17/2013) [-]
Because only professionals can press trigger buttons and shoot things.
#30 - thisisbait has deleted their comment.
User avatar #93 - folkflunky (11/17/2013) [-]
I never felt the planes were hard to control in BF3. I mean, they aren't easy as hell but it ain't that hard.
Maybe playing in Xbox has something to do with it.
User avatar #113 - Jwako (11/17/2013) [-]
Not the flying but shooting things while flying. I always fet a .1 second to shoot things before i pull up so i dont crash.
User avatar #115 - folkflunky (11/17/2013) [-]
Yeah hitting ground targets is hard. But not impossible. You just gotta use the force.
User avatar #45 - toncheky (11/17/2013) [-]
Bullshit, the difference between a player who has 100hrs and 2000hrs on COD is huge. Skill ceiling appears to be low, but it's really not. Of course, BF and ARMA have a LOT higher skill ceiling, but "learning buttons and you're good to go" for COD is not true.
User avatar #65 - cheatman (11/17/2013) [-]
Dude, even Infinity Ward have gone on record saying 90% of their target audience aren't hardcore, and I agree with them. Been playing since CoD4 and I see a huge increase of campers, quick to no scopers and cheap ass weapons.

uk.ign.com/articles/2013/10/21/call-of-duty-players-arent-hardcore-gamers-says-infinity-ward
User avatar #66 - toncheky (11/17/2013) [-]
I never said that it's not an accessible game, bu there's room for hardcore. I meet those casuals. They have 5-20 scores. But I also meet hardcores with 20-5 or so.
User avatar #68 - cheatman (11/17/2013) [-]
I never said it was an inaccessible game, I said the complete opposite, that it's a very accessible and easy to get into game. I can get an average score of 20K 15D in Hardcore TDM, but most other multiplayer games I'll get my ass handed in.

I have a friend who practically gave up gaming to get his life in order, hasn't touched a controller in years, then i'll put him on CoD and he'll get 10K 8D, an average score.

Most CoD players who claim they're hardcore will often turn out to be, as a previous poster put up, a little bitch using cheap tricks, probably not even played many other games.
User avatar #75 - toncheky (11/17/2013) [-]
There's no talking to COD haters like you, they have a mindset that is not penetrable...
User avatar #80 - cheatman (11/17/2013) [-]
I don't hate CoD, I love it, I play it almost all day every day. As I've already said, I've been playing since CoD4, but I'm also realistic, I'm fully aware that it's not the best it can be and there are better games out there.

If Activision ever get out of the mind set of treating CoD as a cash cow and decide to go all out on making it good, they'd probably achieve making the best Modern Warfare FPS game around, but sadly that's never gonna happen.
#178 - anonymous (11/18/2013) [-]
That seems to be the way most of the gaming industry is treating games nowadays unfortunately
#24 - envinite (11/17/2013) [-]
There's no way to fight the bandwagons

Just accept it
Ya dun goofed
#11 - anonymous (11/17/2013) [-]
The head developer himself stated COD is geared towards casual players
#9 - imthepunkkid (11/17/2013) [-]
IT DOESN'T
User avatar #188 - hachigomo (11/18/2013) [-]
The only people I hear say that tend to have a 1.2 k/d or lower. As in they are not good at all. Those very same people tend to suck at every other FPS as well.
#187 - anonymous (11/18/2013) [-]
If it didn't take skill, I wouldn't roflwalk all over everyone every game play. The saddest part is that my squad in BF4 all have 2.75+ k/ds. So much for BF4 taking so much skill
#112 - anonymous (11/17/2013) [-]
All FPS games take skill.
#32 - anonymous (11/17/2013) [-]
It does, even if it is casual as fuck you can still be better than other people at it if you practice.
User avatar #25 - explore (11/17/2013) [-]
Actually to play the game well (not quickscoping/being a complete faggot) it does take a level of skill. I'm not saying it's not for casuals, just giving my input.
#4 - flapz (11/17/2013) [-]
All CoD players is casual players?
#5 - god damn im so glad im gay bring a man sandwiches and…  [+] (29 new replies) 11/17/2013 on Bart joins the "Clueless... +85
User avatar #78 - thenuglife (11/17/2013) [-]
Hell yeah! High five!
#72 - tkich (11/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #54 - tonkkax (11/17/2013) [-]
God fucking damnit i wish i was gay.
#49 - oceanfrank (11/17/2013) [-]
what if that man isn't gay tho?
#50 - hypex (11/17/2013) [-]
Then i dont do that to him?`


trying to hit on straight guys is about as usefull as trying to make two peanuts have sex
#94 - hammarhead (11/17/2013) [-]
I'm glad you get that. I've met one that didnt.
#63 - ennemi (11/17/2013) [-]
wait so you don't make sandwich for hetero ?
#52 - oceanfrank (11/17/2013) [-]
oh see you left that part about the man actually being gay out.
#143 - adunsaveme (05/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #59 - greenstrongworld (11/17/2013) [-]
DAMMIT I FORGOT HE WAS GAY. FUCK, MAN.
User avatar #43 - UberAndrew (11/17/2013) [-]
Homesex is best sex.
#39 - FiddySpense (11/17/2013) [-]
Das gay bro.
#33 - azelot (11/17/2013) [-]
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thumbs for rilay !
User avatar #122 - Virt (11/17/2013) [-]
whats that from?
User avatar #123 - azelot (11/17/2013) [-]
the source of comic is right there, and the content is about the game dota 2
User avatar #124 - Virt (11/17/2013) [-]
yea i meant the game, thanks tho
#23 - sonicftwxdatheism has deleted their comment.
User avatar #41 - xyxoz (11/17/2013) [-]
Yes. It can also be genetic or simply a matter of circumstance, such as muscle strength, memory, most skills, and social ability.
Relationship and sexual skills are things that need to be practiced before you get down exactly what you like/are good at.
#40 - grandogger (11/17/2013) [-]
maybe some people choose to be gay. others just are pre-inclined (if that's a word) to be homosex, and their environment facilitates it. I'm not arguing for nature or nurture exclusively as the reason some are gay. I think a lot of it has to do with the nature of their nurture.
#30 - anonymous (11/17/2013) [-]
Go ahead, then. Choose to be gay. Just decide that you love sucking dick.
User avatar #118 - savvasp (11/17/2013) [-]
What if you like, watch enough gay porn and read enough gay stories that you force yourself into becoming homosexual
User avatar #31 - aquaekk (11/17/2013) [-]
There's no stopping people from actually doing that.

Not saying I'd do that, though.
#22 - masterboll (11/17/2013) [-]
>YFW
#119 - spasticpuppet (11/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #11 - timmity (11/17/2013) [-]
being bi, I`ll take whatever comes my way, I can`t be bothered intentionally searching for a person anyway, too much 12 hour work days
User avatar #99 - soulterminatorm (11/17/2013) [-]
That's what I call "Despresexual"
User avatar #100 - timmity (11/17/2013) [-]
not really lol
User avatar #37 - divinecreator (11/17/2013) [-]
damn dude you dont even care to look thats fucking hardcore man i need someone to teach me how to be as cool as you
User avatar #34 - playercz (11/17/2013) [-]
oh.
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#62 - havockwzy (08/28/2014) [-]
heard you like the dotes
#65 to #64 - hypex ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
EU Russia

you?
#67 to #66 - hypex ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
brilliant! if you wanna hit me up some time im id/hyypex and id/hyypex2 on steam, right now im playing DS2 though
#68 to #67 - havockwzy (08/28/2014) [-]
invite sent, might play more later tonight
User avatar #59 - shipoga (06/12/2014) [-]
bitches aint **** but hoes and tricks
User avatar #60 to #59 - hypex ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
Watcha gonna do about it faggot?
User avatar #61 to #60 - shipoga (06/21/2014) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #57 - hydromatic (06/02/2014) [-]
Jesus christ what a ******* retard you are dude.
User avatar #58 to #57 - hypex ONLINE (06/03/2014) [-]
y u heff 2 do dis 2 me? ;_;
#55 - anonymous (05/27/2014) [-]
stop deleting comments when you deserve red thumbs... faggot!
#56 to #55 - hypex ONLINE (05/27/2014) [-]
im too lazy to go about and explain my original meaning, so i rather just deleted it. and stop being so ironic posting as anon faggot
User avatar #54 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (11/26/2013) [-]
I'm not dumb I just don't look at content others upload most of the time thanks for telling me it was on the front page so I can delete it though
User avatar #47 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
herd u wer gey
#48 to #47 - hypex ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
yep
User avatar #49 to #48 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
dats homo
#50 to #49 - hypex ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
yeah thats kinda the point
User avatar #52 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
jk i love u plz no h8
User avatar #51 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
Bet u kiss girls f faggot
#53 to #51 - hypex ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
>girls
User avatar #34 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Hi.
#35 to #34 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
hi
User avatar #36 to #35 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
How are you?
WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?
#37 to #36 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
a friend



k
User avatar #38 to #37 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Are you a man or a fabulous man?
or even..
the legendary..
WOMAN?
#39 to #38 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
a fabulous faggot of major degrees


tl;dr i like men, and faggots
User avatar #40 to #39 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Oh delicious.
User avatar #41 to #40 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #42 to #41 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
I'm a gal.
#43 to #42 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
Cool
Cool
#45 to #44 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
what made you start talking to me btw?
User avatar #46 to #45 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Dunno
User avatar #32 - grundo (06/02/2013) [-]
It's me
The blind TV
User avatar #33 to #32 - hypex ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
awesome
#30 - fjponythread (05/24/2013) [-]
Happy (late) Birthday
User avatar #31 to #30 - hypex ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #28 - killingsin (05/23/2013) [-]
Happy birthday!!! I hope that you have an awesome day!
User avatar #29 to #28 - hypex ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #26 - Archolas ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
I added you on steam. Don't be afraid...
User avatar #9 - Archolas ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
When will you be on next?
User avatar #10 to #9 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
in about...11-10 hours...

c:
User avatar #11 to #10 - Archolas ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
I'll probably be online with my friend tomorrow evening on GW2 but on thursday i'll prob be on
User avatar #12 to #11 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
ok c:
User avatar #13 to #12 - Archolas ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
See you round then you sexy beast you :3
User avatar #14 to #13 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
>implying sexy

anyhow >.>

sup? :p
User avatar #15 to #14 - Archolas ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
Not much. Just doing my before bed preps so I can get a good nights sleep.
User avatar #16 to #15 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
wich incluuuudes? >.>
User avatar #17 to #16 - Archolas ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
Fap, brush teeth, get into PJs.
User avatar #18 to #17 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
cool :u
User avatar #19 to #18 - Archolas ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
Indeed. Shouldn't you be sleeping? You have school in 1h :P
User avatar #20 to #19 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
**** SLEEP

i mean.. if i go to bed now i wont wake up before in like 8 hours...
no time for sleep now :u
User avatar #21 to #20 - Archolas ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
Who needs sleep anyway?!

For 3 years straight, I only slept 3 hours a night and I'm still alive. It may have ****** me up but I'm still fine.
User avatar #22 to #21 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
wut ._.
User avatar #23 to #22 - Archolas ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
Haha. Insomnia is a bitch.
User avatar #24 to #23 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
what happens EVERY night

>6 in the afternoon evening ish "ill play some Dota! thats fun :D
>looks at clock, 11 "hmm i can play one more game but then its off to bed or ill be too tired in the morning!
>looks at clock again 4 "FFFFFFF-"
>stays up all night not to miss school because of being too tired
;_;
User avatar #25 to #24 - Archolas ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
I often end up in the infinity loop of "one more". It be a tempting wench.
User avatar #7 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (02/03/2013) [-]
So you play LoL ?
User avatar #8 to #7 - hypex ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
not really.. its a horrible game with the galaxy's worst community and the champions are more unbalanced than what starcraft was at launch
#5 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (02/02/2013) [-]
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Thanks for the advices of yesterday, it was amazing...

Sincurlzi
Me <3
Picture of me :3
User avatar #6 to #5 - hypex ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
awww :3
User avatar #1 - omenaaa (12/28/2012) [-]
So you like my avatar! Warcraft 3 is one of my favourite RTS games, and I really like auras there. I noticed you play Dota 2, so do I. And I looked you up and I see you play carries. I play support myself, we should play sometime. :)

Regards,
Your neighbour
User avatar #2 to #1 - hypex ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
sounds cool! :D i play mostly on the EU server on WC3 FT, add "Hypex" in-game :D
User avatar #3 to #2 - omenaaa (12/28/2012) [-]
I don't know where my retail copies of Warcraft 3 are, so I just sometimes play them solo on cracked versions. :( But I added you on Steam. Also, I said neighbour because jag är finsk.
User avatar #4 to #3 - hypex ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
kult ^^
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