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Gender: male
Age: 69
Facebook Profile: TonyTheTroll
Steam Profile: Hyypex
Consoles Owned: Pc, 360
Video Games Played: Dota 2, Civ, Counter strike, pretty much anything
Interests: animu and mango noises, vidya, current events, politics, shitposting
Date Signed Up:11/21/2012
Last Login:9/02/2014
Location:NOREG
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Content Ranking:#1546
Comment Ranking:#500
Highest Content Rank:#871
Highest Comment Rank:#437
Content Thumbs: 7425 total,  8525 ,  1100
Comment Thumbs: 16297 total,  18666 ,  2369
Content Level Progress: 8% (8/100)
Level 166 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 167 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
Comment Level Progress: 79.5% (795/1000)
Level 314 Comments: Wizard → Level 315 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:2
Content Views:358081
Times Content Favorited:954 times
Total Comments Made:2405
FJ Points:21866
Favorite Tags: nigger (2)
I aim to be the top commenter on a barely known site that reposts shitty content from all over the internet


what a time to be alive folks

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#2 - DID I HEAR SOMETHING UBER GAY? 07/16/2014 on weltschmertz's profile 0
#39 - Picture 07/15/2014 on Friendship +12
#26 - at this point i would rather the US and whatever european coun…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/15/2014 on Weather forecast -1
#56 - theshade (07/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #50 - yellowpedobear (07/15/2014) [-]
Take it easy there, Hitler
#1144 - Battlefield 4 and Heroes 3... what the **… 07/15/2014 on This will be interesting 0
#47 - honestly i think feminists and women activists make things wor… 07/15/2014 on Completely Equal +4
#42 - imagine how dumb the average person is and half of th… 07/15/2014 on Completely Equal -1
#24 - >do it again  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2014 on Germany swells with... +3
User avatar #54 - warzon (07/15/2014) [-]
*replaces brazil with argentina*
#1632 - **hypex rolled image ** 07/03/2014 on zombified 10 year olds +1
#60 - Watcha gonna do about it faggot?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2014 on hypex's profile 0
User avatar #61 - shipoga (06/21/2014) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#58 - y u heff 2 do dis 2 me? ;_; 06/03/2014 on hypex's profile 0
#17 - more favourites than thumbs, i will allways love you FJ 05/28/2014 on Always be prepared +2
#4293 - i can work with this 05/28/2014 on *roll picture* +1
#4290 - **hypex rolled image ** dear god please be something good  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2014 on *roll picture* 0
#4293 - hypex (05/28/2014) [-]
i can work with this
#56 - im too lazy to go about and explain my original meaning, so i … 05/27/2014 on hypex's profile 0
#15 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 05/27/2014 on Fat Privilege Comp #1 -3
#23 - anonymous (05/27/2014) [-]
#18 - anonymous (05/27/2014) [-]
you fucking dumbass

this is satire
#7 - as i dont watch tv alot and tend to avoid my family and play v…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2014 on Your caption here. +1
User avatar #9 - redstonealchemist (05/27/2014) [-]
conchita seems to be a transgender, but is actually a srs crossdresser.
i can't remember his birthname, but i do know he's serious enough about it that he requests people to use female pronouns when he's dressed femininely
#53 - Here, as #13 stated. this might be all of them but im not…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/27/2014 on Stuffed Friend with Clarissa +2
#90 - kingkaga (05/27/2014) [-]
artists' website is here
www.whatisdeepfried.com/clarissa/
User avatar #82 - biscuitsunited (05/27/2014) [-]
....That made me feel bad
#32 - who is this chick? /fit/'s waifu? 05/27/2014 on Aroused and Afraid 0
#7 - this is my dad when grumpy/tired/nothadhisnapyet &quo…  [+] (17 new replies) 05/27/2014 on Part 1 weekend at grandpas +27
#12 - adr (05/27/2014) [-]
another Anthony
#13 - agreatusername (05/27/2014) [-]
TFW I never meet other Cody's on this site.
#53 - privatepumpanickel (05/27/2014) [-]
I doubt there will be any Daisys...
User avatar #21 - spanishiqiustion (05/27/2014) [-]
Are there any noahs out their?
User avatar #48 - Noah (05/27/2014) [-]
Yes.

I am the OG.
User avatar #26 - cacti (05/27/2014) [-]
Yes
User avatar #29 - spanishiqiustion (05/27/2014) [-]
good because my names spanishiqiustion
User avatar #30 - cacti (05/27/2014) [-]
good
User avatar #31 - spanishiqiustion (05/27/2014) [-]
I bet you dont believe me
User avatar #32 - cacti (05/27/2014) [-]
yes
#33 - spanishiqiustion (05/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #34 - cacti (05/27/2014) [-]
I can not argue with that solid evidence.
#36 - spanishiqiustion (05/27/2014) [-]
#16 - nierydoc (05/27/2014) [-]
Did you say another Cody?
User avatar #17 - agreatusername (05/27/2014) [-]
Its happening...
#19 - itsmedumbass (05/27/2014) [-]
Do we have any Matts here
User avatar #20 - jeffrakiss (05/27/2014) [-]
Is there another jeff?
#20 - oh irony you cruel bastard  [+] (2 new replies) 05/27/2014 on When OP stickies a negative... +25
#66 - nought has deleted their comment.
User avatar #55 - zomitlu (05/27/2014) [-]
That's not irony

It'd be irony if op stickied himself and got lots of red thumbs
#50 - this comic is a part of a long series by the same artist depic…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/27/2014 on Stuffed Friend with Clarissa +11
#52 - anonymous (05/27/2014) [-]
Do you happen to have a link to the other parts? Please?
User avatar #53 - hypex (05/27/2014) [-]
zyguy.imgur.com/clarissa_comics#0
Here, as #13 stated. this might be all of them but im not sure if the artist has done anything new recently since i havent followed up on the issue
#90 - kingkaga (05/27/2014) [-]
artists' website is here
www.whatisdeepfried.com/clarissa/
User avatar #82 - biscuitsunited (05/27/2014) [-]
....That made me feel bad
#2 - "Love the police force tenderly in the evening, watching … 05/27/2014 on (untitled) 0
#43 - Picture 05/27/2014 on I literally can't evening 0
#24 - nonono, you misunderstand, we like to laugh at them for their …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/27/2014 on Feels good to be skinny, bro +1
User avatar #38 - herbolifee (05/27/2014) [-]
I know, but, the joke's been made SO many times already man...
User avatar #30 - thumbingthumbing (05/27/2014) [-]
Some of you laugh, the majority will just complain in the comments.
It's not fun.
#24 - but why use red torches? now his base looks like some sort of … 05/27/2014 on Generations +1
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#62 - havockwzy (08/28/2014) [-]
heard you like the dotes
#65 to #64 - hypex (08/28/2014) [-]
EU Russia

you?
#67 to #66 - hypex (08/28/2014) [-]
brilliant! if you wanna hit me up some time im id/hyypex and id/hyypex2 on steam, right now im playing DS2 though
#68 to #67 - havockwzy (08/28/2014) [-]
invite sent, might play more later tonight
User avatar #59 - shipoga (06/12/2014) [-]
bitches aint **** but hoes and tricks
User avatar #60 to #59 - hypex (06/16/2014) [-]
Watcha gonna do about it faggot?
User avatar #61 to #60 - shipoga (06/21/2014) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #57 - hydromatic (06/02/2014) [-]
Jesus christ what a ******* retard you are dude.
User avatar #58 to #57 - hypex (06/03/2014) [-]
y u heff 2 do dis 2 me? ;_;
#55 - anonymous (05/27/2014) [-]
stop deleting comments when you deserve red thumbs... faggot!
#56 to #55 - hypex (05/27/2014) [-]
im too lazy to go about and explain my original meaning, so i rather just deleted it. and stop being so ironic posting as anon faggot
User avatar #54 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (11/26/2013) [-]
I'm not dumb I just don't look at content others upload most of the time thanks for telling me it was on the front page so I can delete it though
User avatar #47 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
herd u wer gey
User avatar #49 to #48 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
dats homo
#50 to #49 - hypex (11/17/2013) [-]
yeah thats kinda the point
User avatar #52 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
jk i love u plz no h8
User avatar #51 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
Bet u kiss girls f faggot
User avatar #34 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Hi.
User avatar #36 to #35 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
How are you?
WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?
#37 to #36 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
a friend



k
User avatar #38 to #37 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Are you a man or a fabulous man?
or even..
the legendary..
WOMAN?
#39 to #38 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
a fabulous faggot of major degrees


tl;dr i like men, and faggots
User avatar #40 to #39 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Oh delicious.
User avatar #42 to #41 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
I'm a gal.
#43 to #42 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
Cool
Cool
#45 to #44 - hypex (06/11/2013) [-]
what made you start talking to me btw?
User avatar #46 to #45 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Dunno
User avatar #32 - grundo (06/02/2013) [-]
It's me
The blind TV
User avatar #33 to #32 - hypex (06/02/2013) [-]
awesome
#30 - fjponythread (05/24/2013) [-]
Happy (late) Birthday
User avatar #31 to #30 - hypex (05/24/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #28 - killingsin (05/23/2013) [-]
Happy birthday!!! I hope that you have an awesome day!
User avatar #29 to #28 - hypex (05/23/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #26 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I added you on steam. Don't be afraid...
User avatar #9 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
When will you be on next?
User avatar #10 to #9 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
in about...11-10 hours...

c:
User avatar #11 to #10 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I'll probably be online with my friend tomorrow evening on GW2 but on thursday i'll prob be on
User avatar #12 to #11 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
ok c:
User avatar #13 to #12 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
See you round then you sexy beast you :3
User avatar #14 to #13 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
>implying sexy

anyhow >.>

sup? :p
User avatar #15 to #14 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Not much. Just doing my before bed preps so I can get a good nights sleep.
User avatar #16 to #15 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
wich incluuuudes? >.>
User avatar #17 to #16 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Fap, brush teeth, get into PJs.
User avatar #18 to #17 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
cool :u
User avatar #19 to #18 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Indeed. Shouldn't you be sleeping? You have school in 1h :P
User avatar #20 to #19 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
**** SLEEP

i mean.. if i go to bed now i wont wake up before in like 8 hours...
no time for sleep now :u
User avatar #21 to #20 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Who needs sleep anyway?!

For 3 years straight, I only slept 3 hours a night and I'm still alive. It may have ****** me up but I'm still fine.
User avatar #22 to #21 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
wut ._.
User avatar #23 to #22 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Haha. Insomnia is a bitch.
User avatar #24 to #23 - hypex (02/06/2013) [-]
what happens EVERY night

>6 in the afternoon evening ish "ill play some Dota! thats fun :D
>looks at clock, 11 "hmm i can play one more game but then its off to bed or ill be too tired in the morning!
>looks at clock again 4 "FFFFFFF-"
>stays up all night not to miss school because of being too tired
;_;
User avatar #25 to #24 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I often end up in the infinity loop of "one more". It be a tempting wench.
User avatar #7 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (02/03/2013) [-]
So you play LoL ?
User avatar #8 to #7 - hypex (02/03/2013) [-]
not really.. its a horrible game with the galaxy's worst community and the champions are more unbalanced than what starcraft was at launch
#5 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (02/02/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Thanks for the advices of yesterday, it was amazing...

Sincurlzi
Me <3
Picture of me :3
User avatar #6 to #5 - hypex (02/02/2013) [-]
awww :3
User avatar #1 - omenaaa (12/28/2012) [-]
So you like my avatar! Warcraft 3 is one of my favourite RTS games, and I really like auras there. I noticed you play Dota 2, so do I. And I looked you up and I see you play carries. I play support myself, we should play sometime. :)

Regards,
Your neighbour
User avatar #2 to #1 - hypex (12/28/2012) [-]
sounds cool! :D i play mostly on the EU server on WC3 FT, add "Hypex" in-game :D
User avatar #3 to #2 - omenaaa (12/28/2012) [-]
I don't know where my retail copies of Warcraft 3 are, so I just sometimes play them solo on cracked versions. :( But I added you on Steam. Also, I said neighbour because jag är finsk.
User avatar #4 to #3 - hypex (12/28/2012) [-]
kult ^^
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