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Gender: male
Age: 69
Facebook Profile: TonyTheTroll
Steam Profile: Hyypex
Consoles Owned: Pc, 360
Video Games Played: Dota 2, Civ, Counter strike, pretty much anything
Interests: animu and mango noises, vidya, current events, politics, shitposting
Date Signed Up:11/21/2012
Last Login:9/02/2014
Location:NOREG
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I aim to be the top commenter on a barely known site that reposts shitty content from all over the internet


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#48 - for those of you joining darkmoon covenant...  [+] (15 new replies) 07/28/2014 on 420 praise it +4
#52 - newprinny (07/28/2014) [-]
>implying you wouldn't hit that, dood
User avatar #118 - WolfPrince (07/28/2014) [-]
I'd hit it, with a sunlight spear.
#120 - newprinny (07/28/2014) [-]
You disgust me, dood.
#96 - dehnoobshow (07/28/2014) [-]
Things like that make me happy I'm gay.
#97 - newprinny (07/28/2014) [-]
Hell yeah, dood.
#98 - dehnoobshow (07/28/2014) [-]
I mean, he is really adorable.
#99 - newprinny (07/28/2014) [-]
Yes, guys in girly clothes are best thing, dood.
User avatar #60 - roflbacon (07/28/2014) [-]
Damn dood
#143 - maximtiger (07/28/2014) [-]
#53 - hypex (07/28/2014) [-]
i uttered no such thing as not wanting to hit that
#58 - reaperslayer (07/28/2014) [-]
here's the unedited for those who want.
User avatar #102 - apotato (07/28/2014) [-]
Is this Mega XLR?
#148 - reaperslayer (07/29/2014) [-]
#59 - hypex (07/28/2014) [-]
youre doing gods work son
#55 - newprinny (07/28/2014) [-]
Good, dood.
#335 - time to go search for brittany o'connel, all for science and m… 07/28/2014 on celebrities and pornstars... 0
#99 - DS2 powerstancing 2 zweihanders both enchanted with fire weapo… 07/27/2014 on Regular Souls 0
#27 - god i hate this country sometimes summer 30 - 40 C …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/27/2014 on Summer in Norway +14
#179 - spermtroll (07/27/2014) [-]
nowhere near 40C. its been stable around 30C in the warmest parts of norway.
User avatar #51 - fukkentyranitar (07/27/2014) [-]
You live in Canada?
User avatar #48 - sirkanesixtytwo (07/27/2014) [-]
Wanna change places? That sounds like heaven right about now.
#30 - saltyfries (07/27/2014) [-]
sounds like Wisconsin
#11 - rip in peace people :^) 07/27/2014 on (untitled) +1
#184 - Comment deleted 07/27/2014 on Scream and pass out 0
#40 - but so many monies  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2014 on PC masterrace -3
User avatar #46 - roxasmovess (07/26/2014) [-]
Eh.
#7 - sometimes its hard killing yourself alltogether …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/26/2014 on (untitled) +6
User avatar #10 - bluestrawberry (07/27/2014) [-]
Its hard killing yourself when you have friends and family who would be disappointed in you.
But then you realise that when you are dead you don't give a shit
User avatar #11 - hypex (07/27/2014) [-]
rip in peace people :^)
User avatar #8 - solidderking (07/26/2014) [-]
we are so privileged to be able to kill ourselves
#15 - anonymous (07/27/2014) [-]
soppy cunt
#31 - a gaming pc AND every console  [+] (3 new replies) 07/26/2014 on PC masterrace -2
User avatar #37 - roxasmovess (07/26/2014) [-]
Because playing an exclusive on the console it was designed for is much more satisfying than playing an emulated version.
User avatar #40 - hypex (07/26/2014) [-]
but so many monies
User avatar #46 - roxasmovess (07/26/2014) [-]
Eh.
#5 - moose. and the only thing norway does is bathe in its oil …  [+] (8 new replies) 07/26/2014 on (untitled) +16
User avatar #66 - trollmobile (07/27/2014) [-]
it's 'cause we're so far north
vitamin D deficiency is one of the leading causes of depression
it's why we're so happy in summer (those of us that go outside that is)
User avatar #68 - deficiency (07/27/2014) [-]
nice
User avatar #6 - solidderking (07/26/2014) [-]
at least you don't kill each other, African countries have a low suicide rate its hard killing yourself when you are already starved/shoot
#7 - hypex (07/26/2014) [-]
sometimes its hard killing yourself alltogether



this is the only relevant picture i had
User avatar #10 - bluestrawberry (07/27/2014) [-]
Its hard killing yourself when you have friends and family who would be disappointed in you.
But then you realise that when you are dead you don't give a shit
User avatar #11 - hypex (07/27/2014) [-]
rip in peace people :^)
User avatar #8 - solidderking (07/26/2014) [-]
we are so privileged to be able to kill ourselves
#15 - anonymous (07/27/2014) [-]
soppy cunt
#1 - get in here faggots, its so chill in here my toes are about to… 07/26/2014 on New plug.dj room 0
#3 - have fun with your EU germonies best wishes - Norwegia  [+] (21 new replies) 07/26/2014 on (untitled) +112
User avatar #119 - hotschurl (07/27/2014) [-]
fok yuo
User avatar #4 - solidderking (07/26/2014) [-]
thanks, have fun with whatever Norway does does Norway has elks or moose ?
#33 - anonymous (07/27/2014) [-]
Elks, mooses live in America.
User avatar #25 - SirMartin (07/27/2014) [-]
we have elk and moose
User avatar #32 - frohtastic (07/27/2014) [-]
and reindeers up north.
#13 - puffyclouds (07/27/2014) [-]
right now we're arresting every muslim we see because there's a terrorist threat here now
User avatar #26 - SirMartin (07/27/2014) [-]
hva for no? xD eg har ikkje følt med på nyhetene på en stund
User avatar #36 - brainix (07/27/2014) [-]
Serr? TLDR; PST har fått opplysninger om at noen fra syra skal gjøre noe slemt med Norge, Norge trapper opp sikkerheten på alle flyplasser og veier inn til landet. Politiet går nå med skarpt.
User avatar #40 - SirMartin (07/27/2014) [-]
å vist det er Syria så er det vell stor mulighet at det er ISIS som truer oss?
#95 - anonymous (07/27/2014) [-]
Svensk-norska gränsen kollar allas id från och med nu, svensk polis har också påbörjat ett större sammarbete, med kontroller över allt här med.
User avatar #55 - brainix (07/27/2014) [-]
I dunno
#14 - anonymous (07/27/2014) [-]
getting a head start I see? good luck from Britain! give one of 'em a boot in the 'ed from me will ye?
User avatar #5 - hypex (07/26/2014) [-]
moose.
and the only thing norway does is bathe in its oil monies and laugh at our high suicide rates
;_;
User avatar #66 - trollmobile (07/27/2014) [-]
it's 'cause we're so far north
vitamin D deficiency is one of the leading causes of depression
it's why we're so happy in summer (those of us that go outside that is)
User avatar #68 - deficiency (07/27/2014) [-]
nice
User avatar #6 - solidderking (07/26/2014) [-]
at least you don't kill each other, African countries have a low suicide rate its hard killing yourself when you are already starved/shoot
#7 - hypex (07/26/2014) [-]
sometimes its hard killing yourself alltogether



this is the only relevant picture i had
User avatar #10 - bluestrawberry (07/27/2014) [-]
Its hard killing yourself when you have friends and family who would be disappointed in you.
But then you realise that when you are dead you don't give a shit
User avatar #11 - hypex (07/27/2014) [-]
rip in peace people :^)
User avatar #8 - solidderking (07/26/2014) [-]
we are so privileged to be able to kill ourselves
#15 - anonymous (07/27/2014) [-]
soppy cunt
#4 - thats japan, no genetics excuses allowed 07/26/2014 on Only kawaii people allowed +26
#26 - i like how over the past months console peasants have just acc…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/26/2014 on PC masterrace -7
User avatar #106 - heartlessrobot (07/27/2014) [-]
No, we're just ignoring the shrieking neckbeards.
User avatar #29 - roxasmovess (07/26/2014) [-]
No, actually, the "not a filthy peasant who can't afford a gaming PC and every console" master race won.
#31 - hypex (07/26/2014) [-]
a gaming pc AND every console
User avatar #37 - roxasmovess (07/26/2014) [-]
Because playing an exclusive on the console it was designed for is much more satisfying than playing an emulated version.
User avatar #40 - hypex (07/26/2014) [-]
but so many monies
User avatar #46 - roxasmovess (07/26/2014) [-]
Eh.
#74 - >not having seen enough hentai you fukken casul git gud 07/26/2014 on Left 4 Dead +34
#93 - someone is calling me ugly/wrong/dumb/etc on the internet, thi… 07/26/2014 on A True Veteran 0
#3144 - **hypex rolled image ** oh dis gun be gud 07/21/2014 on Pregnancy 0
#67 - Picture 07/20/2014 on Oh sorry, did I break your... 0
#1303 - weltschmertz and kualeifarne  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2014 on FJ Friends 0
#1764 - kualeifarne (07/20/2014) [-]
#21 - related 07/17/2014 on Wait, what? +118
#97 - it looks like QoP (here have a qt3.14 cm w… 07/17/2014 on LOGIC LOST 0
#114 - dude being stones is ******* dangerous, **… 07/17/2014 on The devastating effect of... 0
#143 - i ******* hate tutorials so ******* … 07/17/2014 on i got no title +1
#69 - tumblr is seriously the weirdest ******* place, i…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2014 on Augh +39
#87 - withstrangeraeons (07/17/2014) [-]
You know even people who try to fight the patriarchy make jokes about it sometimes, right?


As for the Sherlock I'm afraid that really is the Tumblr. I'm afraid there's no longer anything you can do for her.
#125 - and then you see her face....  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2014 on The cat wouldn't pose... 0
#132 - slovak (07/17/2014) [-]
even if, i see no problem
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#62 - havockwzy ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
heard you like the dotes
#64 to #63 - havockwzy ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
EU or US?
#65 to #64 - hypex ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
EU Russia

you?
#66 to #65 - havockwzy ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
EU!
#67 to #66 - hypex ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
brilliant! if you wanna hit me up some time im id/hyypex and id/hyypex2 on steam, right now im playing DS2 though
#68 to #67 - havockwzy ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
invite sent, might play more later tonight
User avatar #59 - shipoga (06/12/2014) [-]
bitches aint **** but hoes and tricks
User avatar #60 to #59 - hypex ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
Watcha gonna do about it faggot?
User avatar #61 to #60 - shipoga (06/21/2014) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #57 - hydromatic (06/02/2014) [-]
Jesus christ what a ******* retard you are dude.
User avatar #58 to #57 - hypex ONLINE (06/03/2014) [-]
y u heff 2 do dis 2 me? ;_;
#55 - anonymous (05/27/2014) [-]
stop deleting comments when you deserve red thumbs... faggot!
#56 to #55 - hypex ONLINE (05/27/2014) [-]
im too lazy to go about and explain my original meaning, so i rather just deleted it. and stop being so ironic posting as anon faggot
User avatar #54 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (11/26/2013) [-]
I'm not dumb I just don't look at content others upload most of the time thanks for telling me it was on the front page so I can delete it though
User avatar #47 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
herd u wer gey
#48 to #47 - hypex ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
yep
User avatar #49 to #48 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
dats homo
#50 to #49 - hypex ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
yeah thats kinda the point
User avatar #52 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
jk i love u plz no h8
User avatar #51 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
Bet u kiss girls f faggot
#53 to #51 - hypex ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
>girls
User avatar #34 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Hi.
#35 to #34 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
hi
User avatar #36 to #35 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
How are you?
WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?
#37 to #36 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
a friend



k
User avatar #38 to #37 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Are you a man or a fabulous man?
or even..
the legendary..
WOMAN?
#39 to #38 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
a fabulous faggot of major degrees


tl;dr i like men, and faggots
User avatar #40 to #39 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Oh delicious.
User avatar #41 to #40 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #42 to #41 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
I'm a gal.
#43 to #42 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
Cool
Cool
#45 to #44 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
what made you start talking to me btw?
User avatar #46 to #45 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Dunno
User avatar #32 - grundo (06/02/2013) [-]
It's me
The blind TV
User avatar #33 to #32 - hypex ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
awesome
#30 - fjponythread (05/24/2013) [-]
Happy (late) Birthday
User avatar #31 to #30 - hypex ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #28 - killingsin (05/23/2013) [-]
Happy birthday!!! I hope that you have an awesome day!
User avatar #29 to #28 - hypex ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #26 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I added you on steam. Don't be afraid...
User avatar #9 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
When will you be on next?
User avatar #10 to #9 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
in about...11-10 hours...

c:
User avatar #11 to #10 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I'll probably be online with my friend tomorrow evening on GW2 but on thursday i'll prob be on
User avatar #12 to #11 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
ok c:
User avatar #13 to #12 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
See you round then you sexy beast you :3
User avatar #14 to #13 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
>implying sexy

anyhow >.>

sup? :p
User avatar #15 to #14 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Not much. Just doing my before bed preps so I can get a good nights sleep.
User avatar #16 to #15 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
wich incluuuudes? >.>
User avatar #17 to #16 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Fap, brush teeth, get into PJs.
User avatar #18 to #17 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
cool :u
User avatar #19 to #18 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Indeed. Shouldn't you be sleeping? You have school in 1h :P
User avatar #20 to #19 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
**** SLEEP

i mean.. if i go to bed now i wont wake up before in like 8 hours...
no time for sleep now :u
User avatar #21 to #20 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Who needs sleep anyway?!

For 3 years straight, I only slept 3 hours a night and I'm still alive. It may have ****** me up but I'm still fine.
User avatar #22 to #21 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
wut ._.
User avatar #23 to #22 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
Haha. Insomnia is a bitch.
User avatar #24 to #23 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
what happens EVERY night

>6 in the afternoon evening ish "ill play some Dota! thats fun :D
>looks at clock, 11 "hmm i can play one more game but then its off to bed or ill be too tired in the morning!
>looks at clock again 4 "FFFFFFF-"
>stays up all night not to miss school because of being too tired
;_;
User avatar #25 to #24 - Archolas (02/06/2013) [-]
I often end up in the infinity loop of "one more". It be a tempting wench.
User avatar #7 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (02/03/2013) [-]
So you play LoL ?
User avatar #8 to #7 - hypex ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
not really.. its a horrible game with the galaxy's worst community and the champions are more unbalanced than what starcraft was at launch
#5 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (02/02/2013) [-]
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Thanks for the advices of yesterday, it was amazing...

Sincurlzi
Me <3
Picture of me :3
User avatar #6 to #5 - hypex ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
awww :3
User avatar #1 - omenaaa (12/28/2012) [-]
So you like my avatar! Warcraft 3 is one of my favourite RTS games, and I really like auras there. I noticed you play Dota 2, so do I. And I looked you up and I see you play carries. I play support myself, we should play sometime. :)

Regards,
Your neighbour
User avatar #2 to #1 - hypex ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
sounds cool! :D i play mostly on the EU server on WC3 FT, add "Hypex" in-game :D
User avatar #3 to #2 - omenaaa (12/28/2012) [-]
I don't know where my retail copies of Warcraft 3 are, so I just sometimes play them solo on cracked versions. :( But I added you on Steam. Also, I said neighbour because jag är finsk.
User avatar #4 to #3 - hypex ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
kult ^^
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