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Gender: male
Age: 69
Facebook Profile: TonyTheTroll
Steam Profile: Hyypex
Consoles Owned: >2014 >Console
Video Games Played: Dota 2, Civ, Counter strike, pretty much anything
Interests: animu and mango noises, vidya, current events, politics, shitposting
Date Signed Up:11/21/2012
Last Login:9/15/2014
Location:NOREG
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#1535
Comment Ranking:#299
Highest Content Rank:#871
Highest Comment Rank:#429
Content Thumbs: 7428 total,  8537 ,  1109
Comment Thumbs: 17836 total,  20263 ,  2427
Content Level Progress: 11% (11/100)
Level 166 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 167 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
Comment Level Progress: 97% (970/1000)
Level 315 Comments: Wizard → Level 316 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:2
Content Views:359967
Times Content Favorited:957 times
Total Comments Made:2489
FJ Points:23044
Favorite Tags: nigger (2) | niggers (2)
I aim to be the top commenter on a barely known site that reposts shitty content from all over the internet


what a time to be alive folks

latest user's comments

#78 - the image thing is weird, i can still see the images if i mous…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2014 on THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES! +1
#80 - ninjabadger (08/14/2014) [-]
Oddly I cannot...

Have this as compensation
#77 - "doctor i have cancer" "uhm. no you dont, w…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/14/2014 on stop that +9
User avatar #106 - rektmate (08/14/2014) [-]
Just like feminist saying they have PTSD
User avatar #84 - womo (08/14/2014) [-]
To be fair, there have been times when doctors are wrong. Not so much when it comes to cancer but there have been instances where they were wrong.
#2 - "good dads clothed"  [+] (6 new replies) 08/14/2014 on gayporn +227
#37 - schitzopsycho (08/14/2014) [-]
#14 - ultratoaster (08/14/2014) [-]
I guess better than "bad dads naked"
User avatar #3 - unusualember (08/14/2014) [-]
He probs did that because his first search yielded DILF porn.
#33 - animedudej (08/14/2014) [-]
is that gay porn or is it just a stud banging chicks
User avatar #45 - unusualember (08/14/2014) [-]
Which would you prefer?
User avatar #25 - nefarian (08/14/2014) [-]
I don't want to acknowledge its existence
#18 - i get some error saying **** about max regex dept… 08/14/2014 on (untitled) 0
#17 - Picture 08/14/2014 on (untitled) +2
#7 - Picture 08/14/2014 on Jewing intensifies 0
#2 - "i just wanted to play stalker" i smell /k/  [+] (5 new replies) 08/14/2014 on what the hell family +50
User avatar #27 - friedgreenpomatoes (08/14/2014) [-]
Um, duh?
#22 - europe (08/14/2014) [-]
Well it IS a good game
User avatar #13 - ilikethisusername (08/14/2014) [-]
man stalker was such a fucking good game
#4 - caffeinecommissar (08/14/2014) [-]
No shit Sherlock.
#41 - winiacz (08/14/2014) [-]
No shit STRIELOK
#31 - id hit it 08/13/2014 on Gwyndolin +5
#4 - Picture 08/13/2014 on Diabeetus +1
#14 - oh but mr johnson our insurance doesnt cover that! 08/13/2014 on hello darkness my old friend +1
#124 - lots of people hating admin because he "acts like a faggo… 08/13/2014 on Test out multi-image uploading 0
#28 - >expecting the internet to know about a barely known french…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/13/2014 on THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES! +5
#71 - ninjabadger (08/14/2014) [-]
Love you too bb
User avatar #78 - hypex (08/14/2014) [-]
the image thing is weird, i can still see the images if i mouse over them though oddly enough
#80 - ninjabadger (08/14/2014) [-]
Oddly I cannot...

Have this as compensation
#72 - ninjabadger (08/14/2014) [-]
Err
#4 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2014 on See Description 0
User avatar #5 - redbrutal (08/14/2014) [-]
shocking
#5 - my spider sense is tingling 08/13/2014 on that's not a wall spiderman +8
#1 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 08/13/2014 on See Description +3
User avatar #3 - redbrutal (08/13/2014) [-]
What?
#4 - hypex (08/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #5 - redbrutal (08/14/2014) [-]
shocking
#30 - i cant read this **** 08/13/2014 on Добрый день! +1
#10 - Comment deleted 08/13/2014 on Good Gamer Hitler +5
#14 - i of makings myself 08/13/2014 on Police around the world +3
#14 - Norway is mentioned? swell with breivik and suicide rates 08/13/2014 on >white +10
#14 - >the description 08/13/2014 on the average chimp +6
#4 - did not expect feel post 08/13/2014 on Feelings +7
#25 - **** you kschmidty  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2014 on Noisy kittens waiting for... +13
#29 - kschmidty (08/13/2014) [-]
#876 - im gonna listen to this song so many ******* time… 08/13/2014 on What's your favorite song... -1
#254 - her face has a cleavage in it 08/12/2014 on Sorry for all of these ads 0
#3 - everyone hates teemo even dota players hate teemo …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/10/2014 on We all hate Teemo +10
#27 - notjewelry (08/15/2014) [-]
It's because he reminds them of riki who is a little shit
#14 - glacerose (08/11/2014) [-]
#9 - MaelRadec (08/10/2014) [-]
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#62 - havockwzy (08/28/2014) [-]
heard you like the dotes
#65 to #64 - hypex ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
EU Russia

you?
#67 to #66 - hypex ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
brilliant! if you wanna hit me up some time im id/hyypex and id/hyypex2 on steam, right now im playing DS2 though
#68 to #67 - havockwzy (08/28/2014) [-]
invite sent, might play more later tonight
User avatar #59 - shipoga (06/12/2014) [-]
bitches aint **** but hoes and tricks
User avatar #60 to #59 - hypex ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
Watcha gonna do about it faggot?
User avatar #61 to #60 - shipoga (06/21/2014) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #57 - hydromatic (06/02/2014) [-]
Jesus christ what a ******* retard you are dude.
User avatar #58 to #57 - hypex ONLINE (06/03/2014) [-]
y u heff 2 do dis 2 me? ;_;
#55 - anonymous (05/27/2014) [-]
stop deleting comments when you deserve red thumbs... faggot!
#56 to #55 - hypex ONLINE (05/27/2014) [-]
im too lazy to go about and explain my original meaning, so i rather just deleted it. and stop being so ironic posting as anon faggot
User avatar #54 - brokenmemories **User deleted account** (11/26/2013) [-]
I'm not dumb I just don't look at content others upload most of the time thanks for telling me it was on the front page so I can delete it though
User avatar #47 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
herd u wer gey
#48 to #47 - hypex ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
yep
User avatar #49 to #48 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
dats homo
#50 to #49 - hypex ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
yeah thats kinda the point
User avatar #52 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
jk i love u plz no h8
User avatar #51 to #50 - astraea (11/17/2013) [-]
Bet u kiss girls f faggot
#53 to #51 - hypex ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
>girls
User avatar #34 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Hi.
#35 to #34 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
hi
User avatar #36 to #35 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
How are you?
WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?
#37 to #36 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
a friend



k
User avatar #38 to #37 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Are you a man or a fabulous man?
or even..
the legendary..
WOMAN?
#39 to #38 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
a fabulous faggot of major degrees


tl;dr i like men, and faggots
User avatar #40 to #39 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Oh delicious.
User avatar #41 to #40 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #42 to #41 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
I'm a gal.
#43 to #42 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
Cool
Cool
#45 to #44 - hypex ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
what made you start talking to me btw?
User avatar #46 to #45 - amissingmouse (06/11/2013) [-]
Dunno
User avatar #32 - grundo (06/02/2013) [-]
It's me
The blind TV
User avatar #33 to #32 - hypex ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
awesome
#30 - fjponythread (05/24/2013) [-]
Happy (late) Birthday
User avatar #31 to #30 - hypex ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #28 - killingsin (05/23/2013) [-]
Happy birthday!!! I hope that you have an awesome day!
User avatar #29 to #28 - hypex ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #26 - Archolas ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
I added you on steam. Don't be afraid...
User avatar #9 - Archolas ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
When will you be on next?
User avatar #10 to #9 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
in about...11-10 hours...

c:
User avatar #11 to #10 - Archolas ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
I'll probably be online with my friend tomorrow evening on GW2 but on thursday i'll prob be on
User avatar #12 to #11 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
ok c:
User avatar #13 to #12 - Archolas ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
See you round then you sexy beast you :3
User avatar #14 to #13 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
>implying sexy

anyhow >.>

sup? :p
User avatar #15 to #14 - Archolas ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
Not much. Just doing my before bed preps so I can get a good nights sleep.
User avatar #16 to #15 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
wich incluuuudes? >.>
User avatar #17 to #16 - Archolas ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
Fap, brush teeth, get into PJs.
User avatar #18 to #17 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
cool :u
User avatar #19 to #18 - Archolas ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
Indeed. Shouldn't you be sleeping? You have school in 1h :P
User avatar #20 to #19 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
**** SLEEP

i mean.. if i go to bed now i wont wake up before in like 8 hours...
no time for sleep now :u
User avatar #21 to #20 - Archolas ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
Who needs sleep anyway?!

For 3 years straight, I only slept 3 hours a night and I'm still alive. It may have ****** me up but I'm still fine.
User avatar #22 to #21 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
wut ._.
User avatar #23 to #22 - Archolas ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
Haha. Insomnia is a bitch.
User avatar #24 to #23 - hypex ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
what happens EVERY night

>6 in the afternoon evening ish "ill play some Dota! thats fun :D
>looks at clock, 11 "hmm i can play one more game but then its off to bed or ill be too tired in the morning!
>looks at clock again 4 "FFFFFFF-"
>stays up all night not to miss school because of being too tired
;_;
User avatar #25 to #24 - Archolas ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
I often end up in the infinity loop of "one more". It be a tempting wench.
User avatar #7 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (02/03/2013) [-]
So you play LoL ?
User avatar #8 to #7 - hypex ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
not really.. its a horrible game with the galaxy's worst community and the champions are more unbalanced than what starcraft was at launch
#5 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (02/02/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Thanks for the advices of yesterday, it was amazing...

Sincurlzi
Me <3
Picture of me :3
User avatar #6 to #5 - hypex ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
awww :3
User avatar #1 - omenaaa (12/28/2012) [-]
So you like my avatar! Warcraft 3 is one of my favourite RTS games, and I really like auras there. I noticed you play Dota 2, so do I. And I looked you up and I see you play carries. I play support myself, we should play sometime. :)

Regards,
Your neighbour
User avatar #2 to #1 - hypex ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
sounds cool! :D i play mostly on the EU server on WC3 FT, add "Hypex" in-game :D
User avatar #3 to #2 - omenaaa (12/28/2012) [-]
I don't know where my retail copies of Warcraft 3 are, so I just sometimes play them solo on cracked versions. :( But I added you on Steam. Also, I said neighbour because jag är finsk.
User avatar #4 to #3 - hypex ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
kult ^^
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