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#22 - Picture 03/12/2013 on One job. +21
#41 - Someone's butthurt. Also funny you're recommending basic c…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/12/2013 on Nicolas Cage Server Bomb... 0
#43 - fuckyouto (03/12/2013) [-]
Yes I am so butt hurt.
Nice did you just learn tags in your "Prestigious school" today. </lol>
#46 - hylebus (03/12/2013) [-]
<lol>You wouldn't use </lol> as that, because you use "/" in pair tags.</lol>
#47 - fuckyouto (03/12/2013) [-]
You are a fucking moron.
#48 - hylebus (03/12/2013) [-]
Oh I'm sorry, did I offend your magnificent coding skills?
#49 - fuckyouto (03/12/2013) [-]
No, you know nothing about coding. Go learn how you can close tags then come back and try to correct me.
#51 - hylebus (03/12/2013) [-]
I don't know, I'm pretty sure in this one. If you knew I was wrong, you could correct me, but you didn't. So, if you're so good in coding, tell me, how I am supposed to close tags?
#52 - fuckyouto (03/12/2013) [-]
in HTML you dont need a open and close tags for styles such as, <li/>, <br/> etc.

Lol wouldent need an open tag because its not going into a style, Apologies I miss typed to fast and did </lol> as opposed to <lol/>
#53 - hylebus (03/12/2013) [-]
See, you can actually be helpful if you want to.
And it depends anyway on the HTML interpreter anyway. In classic HTML's, like 4.01 or 5, there is no need for ending / on the end of non-pair tag, so using linebreaker as <br> is completely fine, as opposed to more XML oriented XHTML, where validator would scream if you didn't use <br /> (lol who I'm kidding, nobody uses validators).
#37 - I'm getting my diploma next year from one of the most prestigi…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/12/2013 on Nicolas Cage Server Bomb... -1
#42 - fuckyouto (03/12/2013) [-]
LAWL!
Wow, you must be like super knowledgeable in coding because you go around trying to tell people what text editor is better... On the internet...

What class was that?
'PSPad 230 'Fundamentals of why its bestest unicoder in the whole wide world"

Must be a good school if they got you using "wordpress"
Is that what they teach in schools now? to drag and drop?

But since I trust you 100% about you going to the best school bla bla bla.
Ill have you know I am the child of both bill gates and his comador 64, I dont even write code I shit it out of my computer hybrid ass. I got my diploma from the BEST SCHOOL IN THE WORLD for IT before I was even born.

Its funny how everyone on the internet is a professinal but have the need to argue and brag about it ONLINE!
#44 - hylebus (03/12/2013) [-]
I can't be arsed to write my own CMS, even if I could. I'm sorry, but I have better things to do, as opposed to you, who is internet expert on recommending learning webdesign routines to people, who know nothing about webdesign yet they want to create own website.
I don't know, it feels to me like you're saying that you should learn fishing, if you want to have fish and chips for dinner. Completely unnecessary.
#50 - fuckyouto (03/12/2013) [-]
Yeah I told him to learn some skill. I never went around on comments in webpages how to "make websites" You have a vague question I give you a vague answer.
#36 - Get your facts straight. PSPad has built FTP browser and prett…  [+] (10 new replies) 03/12/2013 on Nicolas Cage Server Bomb... 0
#39 - fuckyouto (03/12/2013) [-]
"But if you want to do any serious work" hurr hurrr hurrrrrr My girlfried knows shit about web development and even she laughed at your comment.
Please explain to me what "Serious work" is, if you have been coding for as long as you say you have been why are you all fanny frazzled ABOUT WHAT TEXT EDITOR IS BETTER? any real coder can use fucking basic notepad AND I DO! Fuck I dont even need syntax so in all honesty I dont know what you are even trying to argue with me.
All I tried to tell the first poster "what should I use instead of wordpress" Was to use a text editor and learn a language. But then you jump in waving your small limp dick around, telling me shit that really does not matter.
What I should have said was

"Use a text editor and learn a language"

Now I have to get back to my non-srs coding work.

LOL
#41 - hylebus (03/12/2013) [-]
Someone's butthurt.
Also funny you're recommending basic code editors to someone, who apparently has no idea about web design and development. <sarcasm> But nooo, you're great coder, even your girlfriend knows web development, you must be right and everyone else is wrong. </sarcasm>
#43 - fuckyouto (03/12/2013) [-]
Yes I am so butt hurt.
Nice did you just learn tags in your "Prestigious school" today. </lol>
#46 - hylebus (03/12/2013) [-]
<lol>You wouldn't use </lol> as that, because you use "/" in pair tags.</lol>
#47 - fuckyouto (03/12/2013) [-]
You are a fucking moron.
#48 - hylebus (03/12/2013) [-]
Oh I'm sorry, did I offend your magnificent coding skills?
#49 - fuckyouto (03/12/2013) [-]
No, you know nothing about coding. Go learn how you can close tags then come back and try to correct me.
#51 - hylebus (03/12/2013) [-]
I don't know, I'm pretty sure in this one. If you knew I was wrong, you could correct me, but you didn't. So, if you're so good in coding, tell me, how I am supposed to close tags?
#52 - fuckyouto (03/12/2013) [-]
in HTML you dont need a open and close tags for styles such as, <li/>, <br/> etc.

Lol wouldent need an open tag because its not going into a style, Apologies I miss typed to fast and did </lol> as opposed to <lol/>
#53 - hylebus (03/12/2013) [-]
See, you can actually be helpful if you want to.
And it depends anyway on the HTML interpreter anyway. In classic HTML's, like 4.01 or 5, there is no need for ending / on the end of non-pair tag, so using linebreaker as <br> is completely fine, as opposed to more XML oriented XHTML, where validator would scream if you didn't use <br /> (lol who I'm kidding, nobody uses validators).
#33 - Notepad++ is **** compared to PSPad. Or compared …  [+] (17 new replies) 03/12/2013 on Nicolas Cage Server Bomb... 0
#35 - fuckyouto (03/12/2013) [-]
Oh nevermind this is coming from the guy who cant code and uses wordpress...

"I like Wordpress."
#37 - hylebus (03/12/2013) [-]
I'm getting my diploma next year from one of the most prestigious IT universities in my country. I doubt your code skills are on par with mine. But if you think so, go on, entertain me.
#42 - fuckyouto (03/12/2013) [-]
LAWL!
Wow, you must be like super knowledgeable in coding because you go around trying to tell people what text editor is better... On the internet...

What class was that?
'PSPad 230 'Fundamentals of why its bestest unicoder in the whole wide world"

Must be a good school if they got you using "wordpress"
Is that what they teach in schools now? to drag and drop?

But since I trust you 100% about you going to the best school bla bla bla.
Ill have you know I am the child of both bill gates and his comador 64, I dont even write code I shit it out of my computer hybrid ass. I got my diploma from the BEST SCHOOL IN THE WORLD for IT before I was even born.

Its funny how everyone on the internet is a professinal but have the need to argue and brag about it ONLINE!
#44 - hylebus (03/12/2013) [-]
I can't be arsed to write my own CMS, even if I could. I'm sorry, but I have better things to do, as opposed to you, who is internet expert on recommending learning webdesign routines to people, who know nothing about webdesign yet they want to create own website.
I don't know, it feels to me like you're saying that you should learn fishing, if you want to have fish and chips for dinner. Completely unnecessary.
#50 - fuckyouto (03/12/2013) [-]
Yeah I told him to learn some skill. I never went around on comments in webpages how to "make websites" You have a vague question I give you a vague answer.
#34 - fuckyouto (03/12/2013) [-]
Nigger, you're trying to start a fight about what text editor is better. I dont give a shit, I use notepad++ It has C, php and python and 50 other language extentions. It also has server connection and looking over your PSPad it does not. So In all honesty I have no idea why you think one TEXT editor 'not code editor' is any better...
They are mostly all the same, would you rather me to use dreamweaver? yeah whats up now!
#36 - hylebus (03/12/2013) [-]
Get your facts straight. PSPad has built FTP browser and pretty much all things you need for webdesign. I code in it for few years and I've used Notepad++. If you want basic replacement for Windows notepad, use Notepad++, good. But if you want to do any serious work, you're gonna use better code editors. P.S. PSPad has same, or maybe even more language extensions than Notepad+.
You're worse than vi(m) vs emacs fags.
#39 - fuckyouto (03/12/2013) [-]
"But if you want to do any serious work" hurr hurrr hurrrrrr My girlfried knows shit about web development and even she laughed at your comment.
Please explain to me what "Serious work" is, if you have been coding for as long as you say you have been why are you all fanny frazzled ABOUT WHAT TEXT EDITOR IS BETTER? any real coder can use fucking basic notepad AND I DO! Fuck I dont even need syntax so in all honesty I dont know what you are even trying to argue with me.
All I tried to tell the first poster "what should I use instead of wordpress" Was to use a text editor and learn a language. But then you jump in waving your small limp dick around, telling me shit that really does not matter.
What I should have said was

"Use a text editor and learn a language"

Now I have to get back to my non-srs coding work.

LOL
#41 - hylebus (03/12/2013) [-]
Someone's butthurt.
Also funny you're recommending basic code editors to someone, who apparently has no idea about web design and development. <sarcasm> But nooo, you're great coder, even your girlfriend knows web development, you must be right and everyone else is wrong. </sarcasm>
#43 - fuckyouto (03/12/2013) [-]
Yes I am so butt hurt.
Nice did you just learn tags in your "Prestigious school" today. </lol>
#46 - hylebus (03/12/2013) [-]
<lol>You wouldn't use </lol> as that, because you use "/" in pair tags.</lol>
#47 - fuckyouto (03/12/2013) [-]
You are a fucking moron.
#48 - hylebus (03/12/2013) [-]
Oh I'm sorry, did I offend your magnificent coding skills?
#49 - fuckyouto (03/12/2013) [-]
No, you know nothing about coding. Go learn how you can close tags then come back and try to correct me.
#51 - hylebus (03/12/2013) [-]
I don't know, I'm pretty sure in this one. If you knew I was wrong, you could correct me, but you didn't. So, if you're so good in coding, tell me, how I am supposed to close tags?
#52 - fuckyouto (03/12/2013) [-]
in HTML you dont need a open and close tags for styles such as, <li/>, <br/> etc.

Lol wouldent need an open tag because its not going into a style, Apologies I miss typed to fast and did </lol> as opposed to <lol/>
#53 - hylebus (03/12/2013) [-]
See, you can actually be helpful if you want to.
And it depends anyway on the HTML interpreter anyway. In classic HTML's, like 4.01 or 5, there is no need for ending / on the end of non-pair tag, so using linebreaker as <br> is completely fine, as opposed to more XML oriented XHTML, where validator would scream if you didn't use <br /> (lol who I'm kidding, nobody uses validators).
#32 - I like Wordpress. 03/12/2013 on Nicolas Cage Server Bomb... 0
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#28 - I can press that in 1 day, when exams are close. You learn tha… 03/09/2013 on What Shall I Put Here? 0
#67 - Hurr durr, I don't think something is funny, therefore it isn'… 03/08/2013 on Oh Sheldon +2
#56 - Because generally in LCD technology, under every pixel there a… 03/06/2013 on Cult of death and honor 0
#45 - Last fact is false. iOS is from Unix family OS and has same ca… 03/05/2013 on A 500$ coaster 0
#90 - If you need a proof to say this content is ******** …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2013 on 'MURICA!! -2
User avatar #93 - thatoneweirdguy (03/04/2013) [-]
I don't.
#89 - As I am an asian living in Europe, I can safely say that asian… 03/04/2013 on 'MURICA!! -2
#87 - Did I say ONE word about the content? You're the only one talk…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/04/2013 on 'MURICA!! -2
User avatar #88 - thatoneweirdguy (03/04/2013) [-]
Yeah I am. I'm using you as proof that this content is bullshit.
#90 - hylebus (03/04/2013) [-]
If you need a proof to say this content is bullshit, I have bad news for you...
User avatar #93 - thatoneweirdguy (03/04/2013) [-]
I don't.
#84 - Did I say that? If I did, please tell me when, because I don't…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/04/2013 on 'MURICA!! -2
User avatar #86 - thatoneweirdguy (03/04/2013) [-]
You posted a link to the news. A woman being 43 looking good made the news, meaning its something people would be amazed at. Meaning its not normal for a 43 year old japanese woman to look young. You didn't have to say it. While you might be right about this one woman, the content is implying the entire country's population of women age way better than americans.
#87 - hylebus (03/04/2013) [-]
Did I say ONE word about the content? You're the only one talking about the content.
User avatar #88 - thatoneweirdguy (03/04/2013) [-]
Yeah I am. I'm using you as proof that this content is bullshit.
#90 - hylebus (03/04/2013) [-]
If you need a proof to say this content is bullshit, I have bad news for you...
User avatar #93 - thatoneweirdguy (03/04/2013) [-]
I don't.
#82 - http://blog.asiantown.net/-/9585/this-japanese-women-is-43-yea…  [+] (10 new replies) 03/04/2013 on 'MURICA!! +1
#85 - bloodyshart (03/04/2013) [-]
My content? I had content until I got banned.

Anyhow, picture related.

But still, you can't say Honey Boo Boo's mother is an accurate representation of American women, much like that woman isn't an accurate representation of Japan...well, maybe you can, because they all look the same.
#92 - bloodyshart (03/04/2013) [-]
lol a thumb down for saying asians look the same. HERP
#89 - hylebus (03/04/2013) [-]
As I am an asian living in Europe, I can safely say that asian women look generally younger than european (no idea about USA). For example, my mother is 41, I'm 20 and people usually mistake us for brother and sister.
User avatar #83 - thatoneweirdguy (03/04/2013) [-]
So, the one time a good looking japanese lady reaches 43 is so rare it makes the news, and this is your proof for the entire country?
#84 - hylebus (03/04/2013) [-]
Did I say that? If I did, please tell me when, because I don't remember saying that at all.
I was just proving the guy above me wrong.
User avatar #86 - thatoneweirdguy (03/04/2013) [-]
You posted a link to the news. A woman being 43 looking good made the news, meaning its something people would be amazed at. Meaning its not normal for a 43 year old japanese woman to look young. You didn't have to say it. While you might be right about this one woman, the content is implying the entire country's population of women age way better than americans.
#87 - hylebus (03/04/2013) [-]
Did I say ONE word about the content? You're the only one talking about the content.
User avatar #88 - thatoneweirdguy (03/04/2013) [-]
Yeah I am. I'm using you as proof that this content is bullshit.
#90 - hylebus (03/04/2013) [-]
If you need a proof to say this content is bullshit, I have bad news for you...
User avatar #93 - thatoneweirdguy (03/04/2013) [-]
I don't.
#6 - How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/03/2013 on What Would We Do Withouts... +15
User avatar #18 - irishman (03/04/2013) [-]
Why you gotta do that to me?

Too soon, bro. . .
#8 - captainmargeret (03/03/2013) [-]
funny
#46 - I'm just saying that Apple isn't that evil as mainstream media… 03/03/2013 on Taylor Swift 0
#13 - Exactly in that order. 03/03/2013 on Japan +4
#24 - Are you saying that Apple fanbase is not bad? Also, Apple …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/03/2013 on Taylor Swift 0
#45 - anonymous (03/03/2013) [-]
Being one of the lesser "evils" doesn't make it good.
#46 - hylebus (03/03/2013) [-]
I'm just saying that Apple isn't that evil as mainstream media are picturing it. They don't even sue for the money, they do it for publicity. Because if you didn't read just mainstream bullshit news, you would know that Samsung is one of the major contractors for Apple.
#19 - Same with Apple, Justin Bieber... I could go for days.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/03/2013 on Taylor Swift -5
#21 - discordwhooves (03/03/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, but I don't think it was Apple's fanbase that sued Amazon for using the phrase "appstore" and Samsung because their phones looked similar to the iPhone.
#24 - hylebus (03/03/2013) [-]
Are you saying that Apple fanbase is not bad?
Also, Apple is like Mother Teresa compared to Rambus. Look it up, but you will be disgusted.
#45 - anonymous (03/03/2013) [-]
Being one of the lesser "evils" doesn't make it good.
#46 - hylebus (03/03/2013) [-]
I'm just saying that Apple isn't that evil as mainstream media are picturing it. They don't even sue for the money, they do it for publicity. Because if you didn't read just mainstream bullshit news, you would know that Samsung is one of the major contractors for Apple.
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#95 - Excuse me, what commercial software isn't closed source? There… 02/15/2013 on -George Santayana +1
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