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Age: 18
Video Games Played: Mass Effect, The Witcher, Dragon age, skyrim, Assassin's creed, Skyrim, Fallout 3 Battlefront 2 (back in the ps2 days), mothafuckin' spyro(back in the ps1 days)
Interests: Music (Guitar), friends, internet, xbox, blah, blah, blah
Date Signed Up:11/27/2011
Last Login:8/06/2014
Location:Denmark
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Will probably be back one day. See you then.

^ Well this is awkward. Guess i'm back now, lol

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#558 - Alot of people that would make horrible parents on FJ i see. … 08/06/2014 on Can I Get An Amen 0
#91 - Wat 07/27/2014 on The world needs more people... +3
#66 - I am straight but i wanna have gay sex with Jason Momoa 07/27/2014 on The world needs more people... +1
#65 - Is that the mother crying in the back? Damn..  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2014 on The world needs more people... +3
#80 - anonymous (07/27/2014) [-]
Do you Drink shit tea bitch ?
User avatar #91 - hydromatic (07/27/2014) [-]
Wat
#1795 - Respekt til dig, har selv prøvet at lade mit gro lidt, er dog…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2014 on itsthetie's profile 0
User avatar #1796 - itsthetie (07/27/2014) [-]
Haha, some jeg sagde til scienceexplain: jeg fik ikke tæt nok skæg til at lave fuldskæg før jeg var 25, giv det tid
#1793 - Vaske ægte viking.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/27/2014 on itsthetie's profile 0
#1794 - itsthetie (07/27/2014) [-]
Holder det ægte, yo
User avatar #1795 - hydromatic (07/27/2014) [-]
Respekt til dig, har selv prøvet at lade mit gro lidt, er dog kun lige blevet 18, så det er ikke så tæt endnu.. Det skal sgu nok komme en dag
User avatar #1796 - itsthetie (07/27/2014) [-]
Haha, some jeg sagde til scienceexplain: jeg fik ikke tæt nok skæg til at lave fuldskæg før jeg var 25, giv det tid
#15 - Lovely observation 07/27/2014 on the perfect excuse 0
#136 - I do believe you meant to say big brother admin , Gabe 07/27/2014 on (untitled) 0
#183 - **hydromatic rolled image ** Addy's orgasm 07/27/2014 on Scream and pass out +1
#567 - **** you big brother admin 07/27/2014 on How privileged are you? 0

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#583 - abstractpink (07/07/2014) [-]
Guds hjælp, Folkets kærlighed, Danmarks styrke
User avatar #579 to #578 - hydromatic (06/23/2014) [-]
The **** did i do?

Faggot
User avatar #580 to #579 - soundofwinter (06/23/2014) [-]
thumbed my content so I delivered
User avatar #577 - fourchinsbrah (06/06/2014) [-]
stay butthurt faggot. thats a 10 in britbongia. thats a 3 everywhere else
User avatar #569 - rootintootinputin (06/03/2014) [-]
answer me
User avatar #570 to #569 - hydromatic (06/03/2014) [-]
Wat answer do ya want?
User avatar #571 to #570 - rootintootinputin (06/04/2014) [-]
answer my im's!
User avatar #572 to #571 - hydromatic (06/04/2014) [-]
Haven't seen anyone
User avatar #573 to #572 - rootintootinputin (06/04/2014) [-]
i love you
User avatar #575 to #574 - rootintootinputin (06/04/2014) [-]
talk to me!
User avatar #576 to #575 - hydromatic (06/04/2014) [-]
It's 4:30 am. here. Going to bed.


Hello?
User avatar #566 - hektoroftroy (06/03/2014) [-]
You're so close to 400 dude I belieb in you
#567 to #566 - hydromatic (06/03/2014) [-]
**hydromatic rolled image**   
I hadn't even thought about that.   
   
   
What am i supposed to do after that?
**hydromatic rolled image**
I hadn't even thought about that.


What am i supposed to do after that?
User avatar #568 to #567 - hektoroftroy (06/03/2014) [-]
ascend to the heavens
User avatar #555 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (06/02/2014) [-]
are you even gay
User avatar #556 to #555 - hydromatic (06/02/2014) [-]
Only on Tuesdays.
Come back tomorrow faggot
User avatar #557 to #556 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (06/02/2014) [-]
**** you ****** i want you to be gay right now
User avatar #558 to #557 - hydromatic (06/02/2014) [-]
**** you i'm straight as a ruler
User avatar #559 to #558 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (06/02/2014) [-]
rulers are pretty gay
User avatar #560 to #559 - hydromatic (06/02/2014) [-]
Damn you're right.

Fine, bend over.
User avatar #564 to #563 - hydromatic (06/02/2014) [-]
Atleast wear a wig
User avatar #553 - nought (05/28/2014) [-]
are you even trying
User avatar #554 to #553 - hydromatic (05/30/2014) [-]
Never
User avatar #550 - hydromatic (05/23/2014) [-]
Fuk u wwhhaaq u fagot
#552 to #551 - hydromatic (05/24/2014) [-]
mah fumbs!
mah fumbs!
User avatar #536 - abstractpink (05/22/2014) [-]
o ur danish
User avatar #537 to #536 - hydromatic (05/22/2014) [-]
Yes.

Wat, is my faggotry forgiven cause im danish?
#538 to #537 - abstractpink (05/22/2014) [-]
No, as a Dane I preserve the right to hate everything including my own country.

#539 to #538 - hydromatic (05/22/2014) [-]
Der er så mange Danskere på FJ, ******* weird.
#540 to #539 - abstractpink (05/22/2014) [-]
We live in a ****** island country, I guess that's why.

I'd speak Danish, but it always takes me a while to write in Danish, because I am more familiar with English (I can't spell very good in Danish tbh)
#541 to #540 - hydromatic (05/22/2014) [-]
Speak for yourself. I live in Jylland. Atleast we're only half an island.

Fair enough. I've gotten used to writing in English anyway
#542 to #541 - abstractpink (05/22/2014) [-]
you wouldn't understand how much I hate Denmark, and love it at the same time
#543 to #542 - hydromatic (05/22/2014) [-]
I don't have huge hate for Denmark, sometimes i'm even kind of patriotic about it.
Silly i know, but i can't help it.
#544 to #543 - abstractpink (05/22/2014) [-]
Nothing wrong with being patriotic, mister, I just don't feel like...Well, I don't feel like a part of the culture, I don't feel like a Dane.
#545 to #544 - hydromatic (05/22/2014) [-]
Hmmm. Why not? If you don't mind me asking.
#546 to #545 - abstractpink (05/22/2014) [-]
I've grown to disagree with the political system, and with the cultural traditions, as well as the language and education, not to mention my mentality towards racism/foreign cultures versus many other Danes' mentality.
User avatar #547 to #546 - hydromatic (05/22/2014) [-]
I see. Do you live in Copenhagen?
#548 to #547 - abstractpink (05/22/2014) [-]
Used to, now I live in the countryside on Zealand
User avatar #549 to #548 - hydromatic (05/22/2014) [-]
I think i'd feel more like you do if i lived in Copenhagen. I don't think about it as much living outside of Aalborg.
I could be wrong though, maybe it's just the mentality i have.
Everything you mention that you disagree with i feel like is great here. Including the attitude towards foreign cultures. Of course that depends on how exactly you feel about that.
User avatar #529 to #528 - hydromatic (05/20/2014) [-]
wazzuuuuuuuuuuuup?
User avatar #530 to #529 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (05/20/2014) [-]
you were mia for a while werent you ?
User avatar #531 to #530 - hydromatic (05/20/2014) [-]
You could say that. I was gone for a couple months.
User avatar #532 to #531 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (05/20/2014) [-]
sheeet son what for enjoying irl life? ***** das gay
User avatar #533 to #532 - hydromatic (05/20/2014) [-]
I gots stuff to do dude
***** i gotta fuk bitches irl as well u know
User avatar #535 to #534 - hydromatic (05/20/2014) [-]
i ain't a ****** , but i'd **** 'er if you kno what i mean lol
#526 - posby (05/19/2014) [-]
ur ghey lol
User avatar #511 - popnotes (05/19/2014) [-]
Hey

You are useless
User avatar #512 to #511 - hydromatic (05/19/2014) [-]
I disagree.

Thanks for your input though.
#513 to #512 - popnotes (05/19/2014) [-]
You're disagreeing with fact?   
   
Typical.
You're disagreeing with fact?

Typical.
#514 to #513 - hydromatic (05/19/2014) [-]
Implying you know me
Implying you know me
#515 to #514 - popnotes (05/19/2014) [-]
Implying I don't know that you're Danish
Implying I don't know that you're Danish
User avatar #516 to #515 - hydromatic (05/19/2014) [-]
Good ******* job. You know everything about me now.

Nothing else defines me.

Kind of like how you want to **** animals. That's clearly all that defines you right?

Le logic
User avatar #517 to #516 - popnotes (05/19/2014) [-]
Yes, I like to **** animals and you're useless.

Funny world we live in.
User avatar #518 to #517 - hydromatic (05/19/2014) [-]
On what knowledge about me do you base the "fact" that i am useless?
You being turned on by animals is a fact. Me being useless is just something you seem to think. Yet you know nothing about me other than i am Danish, and i don't approve of furries.
#519 to #518 - popnotes (05/19/2014) [-]
You're Danish, therefore you're useless. Makes as much sense as saying furry = animal 						******					   
   
You know nothing about me other than the fact that I'm a furry, and I don't approve of generalizing cunts like you.   
   
Go 						****					 yourself.
You're Danish, therefore you're useless. Makes as much sense as saying furry = animal ******

You know nothing about me other than the fact that I'm a furry, and I don't approve of generalizing cunts like you.

Go **** yourself.
User avatar #520 to #519 - hydromatic (05/19/2014) [-]
Not the same at all. Denmark is a country of 6 million people, they are all different.
Furries are all attracted to animals in some shape or form. You might not want to **** an animal. You'd still **** a halfbreed or something.
Anyway, this is amusing. Do you always get this butthurt when people talk **** about furries?
#521 to #520 - popnotes (05/19/2014) [-]
Totally the same. There's a lot of furries, too. Pretty sure they're all different.   
Not all furries are attracted to animals. If you think that, you're a brainwashed idiot.   
Oh, and no, I just need someone to yell at while Insurgency downloads.
Totally the same. There's a lot of furries, too. Pretty sure they're all different.
Not all furries are attracted to animals. If you think that, you're a brainwashed idiot.
Oh, and no, I just need someone to yell at while Insurgency downloads.
User avatar #522 to #521 - hydromatic (05/19/2014) [-]
I see your point, but i still don't think it's the same.

Also calling someone "useless" is a weird insult. Especially when you don't know them.
I'd probably take that insult more to heart if i was a depressing **** , but i like my life, and i do plenty good.

Oh well. Internet fights are ******* stupid, regardless of the subject. I might be done for now.
#524 to #522 - popnotes (05/19/2014) [-]
Have this cat as a parting gift   
   
fag
Have this cat as a parting gift

fag
#525 to #524 - hydromatic (05/19/2014) [-]
Thx luv, have this in return.   
   
Don't get too turned on.   
   
jk
Thx luv, have this in return.

Don't get too turned on.

jk
User avatar #505 to #504 - hydromatic (05/16/2014) [-]
chewie pls
User avatar #506 to #505 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
pls
User avatar #507 to #506 - hydromatic (05/16/2014) [-]
Okay i'll give you the dick
User avatar #508 to #507 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
in the butt pls
User avatar #509 to #508 - hydromatic (05/16/2014) [-]
I'll give it to you everywhere bae
User avatar #501 - zerotzallander (05/13/2014) [-]
Hmm hmm. Kunne man få dit profil billede?
#502 to #501 - hydromatic (05/15/2014) [-]
Du kunne være høflig og sige "hej" først?

Men ja, selvfølgelig må du det.
#503 to #502 - zerotzallander (05/16/2014) [-]
"Hej" :3 og mange tak m8! Det er nu ikke helt tit at jeg har mødt Dansksindede mennesker på FJ
User avatar #498 - anonefgthree (05/12/2014) [-]
Shut the **** up faggot.
User avatar #476 - hydromatic (03/30/2014) [-]
applecopy who are you?
#477 to #476 - applecopy ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
Hi, I'm Applecopy
User avatar #478 to #477 - hydromatic (03/30/2014) [-]
I can't see your reply on your profile. What did i even write in the first place?
#479 to #478 - applecopy ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
I guess we'll never know

æøå
#481 to #480 - applecopy ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
If you send me a friend request you'll find out
User avatar #482 to #481 - hydromatic (03/30/2014) [-]
I was probably a dick, wasn't i?
User avatar #483 to #482 - applecopy ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
no, it's nothing special lol
User avatar #484 to #483 - hydromatic (03/30/2014) [-]
Oh. Well that was anti-climactic.
User avatar #485 to #484 - applecopy ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
hvor bor du I Danmark? :3
#486 to #485 - hydromatic (03/30/2014) [-]
Du er den anden Dansker jeg møder idag, haha

Tæt på Aalborg, hvad med dig?
#487 to #486 - applecopy ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
Pokkers, det var langt væk.
Frederiksberg København
User avatar #488 to #487 - hydromatic (03/30/2014) [-]
Pokkers? Skal du til at stalke mig? Haha.

Aner ikke hvor i KBH Frederiksberg er, har kun været der et par gange.
User avatar #489 to #488 - applecopy ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
Der er den rige og fine del af københavn :^)
User avatar #491 to #489 - hydromatic (03/30/2014) [-]
Så det er ikke bare en fra djævleøen jeg skriver med, det er en snob fra djævleøen?

jk jk jk jk jk jk jk

#492 to #491 - applecopy ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
my feelings...
my feelings...
#493 to #492 - hydromatic (03/30/2014) [-]
i is sorry
i is sorry
#494 to #493 - applecopy ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#495 to #494 - hydromatic (03/30/2014) [-]
For meget?
For meget?
#496 to #495 - applecopy ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
måske
#497 to #496 - hydromatic (03/30/2014) [-]
sorreh
sorreh
User avatar #490 to #489 - applecopy ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
det*
User avatar #474 - muertealosafricano (03/29/2014) [-]
What's it like being a faggot?
User avatar #475 to #474 - hydromatic (03/30/2014) [-]
Not sure. Why am i a faggot?
#473 - anonymous (03/24/2014) [-]
du är nog en av de få danskarna jag kan tolerera
du är schysst : )
User avatar #472 - chewieisthebest ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
such meh purple dick im here to rape your items
User avatar #465 - orrisic (12/17/2013) [-]
What's it like being banned twice in a day?
User avatar #466 to #465 - hydromatic (12/17/2013) [-]
Pretty good.

What's it like being a massive faggot?
User avatar #467 to #466 - orrisic (12/17/2013) [-]
> Implying I'm a massive faggot who doesn't win.

I keep winning.
User avatar #468 to #467 - hydromatic (12/17/2013) [-]
> Implying you can't both be a faggot and win.

I ain't even mad tho
User avatar #469 to #468 - orrisic (12/17/2013) [-]
I got you banned twice, I win.

The only way I can lose is by geting red thumb banned, and admin made that impossible.
User avatar #470 to #469 - hydromatic (12/17/2013) [-]
Oh i agree that you won.

You're still kind of a faggot dude.
User avatar #471 to #470 - orrisic (12/17/2013) [-]
If you consider me as a faggot for winning.. I guess in your opinion I am.
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