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hydraetis

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Gender: male
Steam Profile: Hydraetis
X-box Gamertag: Azhaius
PSN: Hydraetis
Date Signed Up:12/07/2010
Last Login:3/29/2015
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Content Ranking:#3649
Comment Ranking:#1780
Highest Content Rank:#3653
Highest Comment Rank:#1548
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Total Comments Made:5836
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#97 - I feel slightly ashamed for making the boob touch my first pic… 03/10/2015 on Take your pick +1
#929 - Picture 03/10/2015 on Post your picture, Admin... +1
#10 - [Hide All] 03/10/2015 on In Soviet Russia... 0
#10 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2015 on Olivia Huynh +23
#39 - tarabostes (03/10/2015) [-]
#21 - Pretty much every language has some kind of weird **** .… 03/10/2015 on Ajar 0
#20 - The comic makes sense anyway. Doesn't even need the visual for…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2015 on Ajar 0
User avatar #23 - discobleach (03/10/2015) [-]
no, it does not need the visual. but when the visual actively contradicts the writing, we have a problem.
#19 - "I'm not sure if the goat can handle the weather." … 03/10/2015 on Ajar 0
#66 - It's called a hypothetical situation. As in, if they were to f…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2015 on Well played, Bruce... 0
User avatar #84 - juter (03/10/2015) [-]
All fights between them are hypothetical situations. If you're going to compare characters, at least do it right. Neither of them would willingly kill the other.
#64 - And thus we come to the last-ditch cop-out that all batman fan…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/10/2015 on Well played, Bruce... 0
User avatar #65 - juter (03/10/2015) [-]
Winning doesn't equal killing. You claim to take Superman's side but don't even recognize this? And you call us the retards
User avatar #66 - hydraetis (03/10/2015) [-]
It's called a hypothetical situation. As in, if they were to fight, no holds barred (meaning no dumb cop-outs with such rules), Batman wouldn't stand a chance in hell.
User avatar #84 - juter (03/10/2015) [-]
All fights between them are hypothetical situations. If you're going to compare characters, at least do it right. Neither of them would willingly kill the other.
#63 - Holy **** . Here's an idea, use the following statement:… 03/10/2015 on Well played, Bruce... 0
#60 - Superman was barely doing **** . The hell are you talking about? 03/10/2015 on Well played, Bruce... +8
#54 - pretty sure 4chan isn't "dead" like everyone keeps c…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/10/2015 on Internet over the years +1
User avatar #55 - handsomestalin (03/10/2015) [-]
moot is dead
User avatar #92 - mgsexplain (03/10/2015) [-]
RIP
#12 - He looks pretty damn polynesian to me. 03/09/2015 on Safety 0
#44 - But I don't think Havel is human tho  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2015 on Swords Comp 1-? 0
User avatar #55 - droitesorel (03/09/2015) [-]
He was, until he went bonkers
#10 - Bruce Lee was born in San Francisco. Does that mean he's not asian?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/09/2015 on Safety 0
User avatar #11 - anatolic (03/09/2015) [-]
yes but dwayne johnson doesnt look asian
User avatar #12 - hydraetis (03/09/2015) [-]
He looks pretty damn polynesian to me.
#8 - Dwayne Johnson is already asian  [+] (4 new replies) 03/09/2015 on Safety 0
User avatar #9 - anatolic (03/09/2015) [-]
but he was born in the US
User avatar #10 - hydraetis (03/09/2015) [-]
Bruce Lee was born in San Francisco. Does that mean he's not asian?
User avatar #11 - anatolic (03/09/2015) [-]
yes but dwayne johnson doesnt look asian
User avatar #12 - hydraetis (03/09/2015) [-]
He looks pretty damn polynesian to me.
#7 - Or maybe it shouldn't happen at all. 03/09/2015 on Dave Fincke 0
#19 - If any country is allowed to lose a battle with animals, it's … 03/09/2015 on dick move +1
#16 - ahhh okay. 03/09/2015 on Lashes 0
#14 - I don't get it.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/09/2015 on Lashes 0
User avatar #15 - malhaloc (03/09/2015) [-]
Lashes refer to being whipped. So 80 lashes would be being whipped 80 times. But the joke is Patrick is thinking of eye lashes.
User avatar #16 - hydraetis (03/09/2015) [-]
ahhh okay.
#46 - Sounds horrific. 03/09/2015 on I just found out +2
#14 - Personally I usually find the build up to be more arousing tha…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2015 on Amazing porn movie idea. +14
User avatar #35 - ScottP (03/09/2015) [-]
It's always the build-up that feels good
#67 - You do this on like every single one of your posts. Aren't you…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2015 on how it works +5
#69 - sebring (03/09/2015) [-]
no
#5 - I feel that way with the conflict between the Abrahamic religions. 03/09/2015 on Matter of Perspective +3
#43 - True, but it can still be played in a more casual way at least…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2015 on So true it hurts +1
User avatar #63 - zzzanzitron (03/09/2015) [-]
don't forget Complete the Monument challenge maps in Minecraft

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User avatar #13 - muchoslibros (03/09/2015) [-]
Funeral March (Chopin; High Audio Version) Thank you.
User avatar #12 - muchoslibros (03/09/2015) [-]
Answer it you ******* faggot.
User avatar #11 - revengeforfreeze (03/30/2014) [-]
are you from denmark or norway?
User avatar #10 - lolollo (01/14/2014) [-]
So were you hoping to get in on the conversation where you just went through a thumbed down all my comments or are you just looking for a petty victory? I'm not having much luck with the other guy, and seeing as how it's obvious you disagree with what I said. I just wanted to pinpoint which part it was.
User avatar #9 - revengeforfreeze (10/10/2013) [-]
ijustwanttobecool
User avatar #3 - someponynew (04/12/2013) [-]
Thanks for your help with that dude last night, he was probably the worst troll I've ever seen.
#1 - uGoTpWnD (11/03/2011) [-]
Hello, it's just your friendly neighbourhood spiderman. Dropping bye to steal your comment virginity!!!! EH!
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