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#42 - I'd say so.  [+] (5 new replies) 04/20/2015 on Fighting your little brother 0
User avatar #54 - Ulmer (04/20/2015) [-]
See comment above.
User avatar #55 - hydraetis (04/20/2015) [-]
Wut? My family has the DVD lol
User avatar #56 - Ulmer (04/20/2015) [-]
But the content and my gif are from Kung Fu Hustle .-.
User avatar #57 - hydraetis (04/20/2015) [-]
He was asking if Kung Fu Hustle is as funny as Kung Pow. I said that it is.
User avatar #58 - Ulmer (04/20/2015) [-]
Ohh. I didn't understand, apologies.
#132 - Yep. The US is definitely the only colony that ever …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2015 on England is not from Texas +1
User avatar #143 - cloakndagger (04/20/2015) [-]
And only 3 to do with Hockey. I was expecting more than that. Color me impressed.
#68 - I dunno, the lemon one and the hay one are both pretty good co… 04/20/2015 on Lemon stealing whore 0
#97 - Okay so that means that every single person who has played bat… 04/20/2015 on Batman meme 0
#67 - How ******* dare you 04/20/2015 on Female Autism +11
#102 - Catholic example. Even ******* worse. 04/20/2015 on Ricky Gervais 0
#101 - The temple he was talking about. The money put into that could… 04/20/2015 on Ricky Gervais 0
#89 - That's a toothpick? Also, to me it makes far more sen…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/20/2015 on Batman meme 0
User avatar #95 - poopticklersr (04/20/2015) [-]
He is smaller then Ben. Ben is our biggest batman yet I think.
User avatar #97 - hydraetis (04/20/2015) [-]
Okay so that means that every single person who has played batman in the past has been a toothpick then and should not have played batman?
#31 - I have blown many loads to those scenes 04/20/2015 on they call me lisa 0
#57 - I'd like to know how he's actually making his income, as aside…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2015 on my spriit animal 0
User avatar #58 - ablakguy (04/20/2015) [-]
I looked it up and hes been doing voice acting for Ice Ages and a TMNT tv show. His net worth is about $2.5 million. Not nearly as much as most well known celebrities but its better than being $500k in the hole.
#121 - Buzzfeed is like the Onion minus the humor. 04/20/2015 on Tampon Messages +1
#346 - I wouldn't be against it but alas society has a ******* … 04/20/2015 on Popular Opinion Puffin... +1
#345 - Lol that's a load of ******** . Nice try though. 04/20/2015 on Popular Opinion Puffin... 0
#342 - Actually I feel like he HAS had friends that smoked weed, or a… 04/20/2015 on Popular Opinion Puffin... -1
#55 - That's what I got from from Dark Souls, too. I felt like I was… 04/19/2015 on Goodnight sweet prince 0
#26 - I'd flip the **** out and go hide in a corner under the… 04/19/2015 on Butterfly 0
#23 - CONDUIT PYLOOOOOOOON 04/19/2015 on Playing with someone way... +11
#403 - I'm saying I enjoyed the series up until the ending, at which …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2015 on Tell EA to fuck off 0
User avatar #404 - sketchE (04/19/2015) [-]
fine whatever im happy with it your not lets go make breakfast im hungry
#30 - They may test the glass by shooting it, but the guy sitting be… 04/19/2015 on How they test bulletproof... 0
#399 - Good lord you are dense. The scenario he is putting f… 04/19/2015 on Tell EA to fuck off +1
#393 - "And for the love of **** , I already said that I t…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2015 on Tell EA to fuck off 0
User avatar #401 - sketchE (04/19/2015) [-]
then whats this entire fucking argument about? seriously weve been going back and forth wth me telling you the game was fine and you saying the entire thing was ruined because the ending pssed in your cornflakes seriously. yes or no its simple did the five minute cutscen ruin everything or not for you thats all ive been fucking saying and you cant pick a side on that. youll say you enjoyed the entire thing then the ending ruined the whole series
#374 - Ugh. The point of the comparison was that it would be an extre…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2015 on Tell EA to fuck off 0
User avatar #389 - sketchE (04/19/2015) [-]
ok please do explain how i havent played the first two games.
heres the difference between your scenarios and mine. your scenarios something goes catestrophicly wrong something that should not under any circumstance happen
my scenario is a good possibility. not a single fucking mass effect game give you miltiple endings.
human or alien council sovereign dies the end. cutscene about the length of the slightly different scenes in 3. in 2 the council is made of a turian a salarian and an asari who all look very similar to the old council.
at the end of two you decide to blow it up or not thats the last cutscene apparently youre decisions are solely based off of that one fucking cutscene right? all the bad assery you did before hand isnt important because 2 has one fucking cutscene
#360 - For you, maybe. But for most people, no. Here's anoth…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2015 on Tell EA to fuck off 0
User avatar #363 - sketchE (04/19/2015) [-]
youre example is kind of backwards what youre saying is instead of the good but bland ending a bad ending happened like anderson shot shepard in the face while under the illusive mans control. now to say luke walked in shot the bad guy and walked out that would be a better comparison. look im done arguing if you want to think that because the ending was lackluster in youre eyes the entire series means nothing fine
#348 - My point is that the ending was a disappointment. How good the…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2015 on Tell EA to fuck off 0
User avatar #350 - sketchE (04/19/2015) [-]
using your example the closest thing it could be compared to is the coffee was shit (big fancy multicourse meals serve coffee after dessert)
#339 - Lol, all I wanted was more obvious effects of high EMS (eg: mo…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2015 on Tell EA to fuck off 0
User avatar #340 - sketchE (04/19/2015) [-]
thats been my whole point. did five minutes really erase everything that was felt up till that point? does the entire series of improving gameplay and everything get tossed out because the final cutscene?


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User avatar #13 - muchoslibros (03/09/2015) [-]
Funeral March (Chopin; High Audio Version) Thank you.
User avatar #12 - muchoslibros (03/09/2015) [-]
Answer it you ******* faggot.
User avatar #11 - revengeforfreeze (03/30/2014) [-]
are you from denmark or norway?
User avatar #10 - lolollo (01/14/2014) [-]
So were you hoping to get in on the conversation where you just went through a thumbed down all my comments or are you just looking for a petty victory? I'm not having much luck with the other guy, and seeing as how it's obvious you disagree with what I said. I just wanted to pinpoint which part it was.
User avatar #9 - revengeforfreeze (10/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #3 - someponynew (04/12/2013) [-]
Thanks for your help with that dude last night, he was probably the worst troll I've ever seen.
#1 - uGoTpWnD (11/03/2011) [-]
Hello, it's just your friendly neighbourhood spiderman. Dropping bye to steal your comment virginity!!!! EH!
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