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#41 - Now that is a man. 09/20/2014 on why 0
#56 - Honestly the closest any sort of game or movie can get to scar…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/20/2014 on Nope 0
#59 - WTFROFLOL (09/20/2014) [-]
It is probably because it always comes out when you least expect it. For the atmosphere though since it is always there and you are staring at it, you can still try to get used to it.

Even though jumpscares scare the living hell out of me, i still prefer horrific atmosphere due to the fact that if the producer can send fear down my spine through environment and atmosphere alone, i say that is more than a job well done. Jumpscares don't really achieve much because it is way too easy to scare someone with that.
User avatar #61 - hydraetis (09/20/2014) [-]
Well yea, I generally find jumpscares in things like Paranormal Activity to just be a complete cop-out, because I'm not really scared by it. The best use of jump scares is to not actually use one at all, meaning to use that anticipation to its fullest. So if you're going to have a long creepy hallway, make it really seem like something is going to jump out, but don't actually have anything jump out. That way you maximise the effect of the atmosphere, and you more legitimately are able to get to those, like me, who are otherwise impossible to get without cheap tactics.
#65 - WTFROFLOL (09/20/2014) [-]
One of the tactics that i loved to see is running through a dark hallway being chased by something but you don't actually see it, all while having an intense music. Then after a while the music slowly stops and you turn around to see the thing is gone. And just when you are finally relieved, you turn back only to have a face right in front of you. And the face smiles, accompanied by either a scream or a sudden loud noise and transition to black screen.
User avatar #66 - hydraetis (09/20/2014) [-]
Meh even that is still a little bit cheap to me, but again that's just because I'm a major hard-ass when it comes to the horror genre. I just like horror when it's executed more like a psychological thriller.
#70 - How would bringing the corruption of 4Chan to the media do any… 09/20/2014 on 8chan may need us. Read desc 0
#11 - Nah it's a candlestick 09/20/2014 on Face off 0
#74 - SJW's trivialise basically every single issue they bring up. … 09/20/2014 on Effect of feminism +2
#89 - Fapping doesn't even feel all that good to me anymore. The onl… 09/20/2014 on The most annoying gif +6
#220 - And then you become one of the pc gamers addicted to 60fps max… 09/20/2014 on Graphics +1
#217 - Because if you're talking desktop, sure it'll be cheaper. But … 09/20/2014 on Graphics 0
#6 - reminded me of this 09/20/2014 on Shoes +1
#42 - Lol, men chose to do that buddy. pre 1900s women weren't allow…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/20/2014 on ouch -4
User avatar #48 - catdownstairz (09/20/2014) [-]
Yeah cause Joan of Arc didnt exist, nor did cleopatra, Eleanor of Aquitaine, Hatshepsut, Maria Theresa, Empress Theodora, Wu Zetian, Isabella I of Castile, Elizabeth I of England, Empress Dowager Cixi, Catherine II of Russia, Queen Victoria or Boudicca
User avatar #101 - fausticorn (09/20/2014) [-]
A lot of those names make me think you've played a lot of Civ V
#114 - catdownstairz (09/21/2014) [-]
#18 - And exactly how do you expect Scotland would instantly raise m… 09/20/2014 on mfw watching the Referendum 0
#13 - Kollektivet. Browse channel, click on funny music videos. 09/20/2014 on Doctor OC comic 0
#45 - 60fps in a movie disgusting  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2014 on Listen with headphones,... 0
User avatar #46 - nimithecat (09/20/2014) [-]
Well, what if you were able to look around in each scene a little bit? Like a cutscene from metal gear solid 2 when you hold the R1 button?
#57 - So they don't have the right to kill but criminals do? … 09/20/2014 on Simplicity of Design +2
#85 - Lol you're ****** stupid. Lemme guess, … 09/20/2014 on Which seems real to you? -9
#78 - Okay even without being an sjw I think that's getting a little… 09/20/2014 on Which seems real to you? +22
#76 - Why yes, it is an absolutely horrific thing. So horrific that …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/20/2014 on Which seems real to you? +2
#354 - nahbro (09/20/2014) [-]
virtually nobody chooses to get circumcised, even fewer do it for non-medical reasons.

they're not exactly reliable sources because they don't know what a natural dick feels like, are they?

if someone's family had a tradition of permanently removing their male babies' toenails on the basis that they weren't going to suffer from ingrown toenails and "it looks better" and "less things to clean" would you support them?
#348 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/20/2014) [-]
That doesn't give anyone the right to make that choice for their child. I don't understand how fucking delusional you have to be to think it is perfectly fine for a parent to have their kid mutilated for arbitrary reasons because in your mind "It's not a big deal".

Is this just a denial complex? That's exactly what it sounds like.

If some woman had the small toe of their child removed at birth people would be losing their minds but because circumcision is a wide spread practice in the US people are justifying it for themselves.
User avatar #80 - katarinaismywaifu (09/20/2014) [-]
Good Goy
User avatar #85 - hydraetis (09/20/2014) [-]
Lol you're fuckin stupid.

Lemme guess, statutory rape involving a consenting 16 year old guy and a 26 year old woman is just as bad as any form of non-consensual rape?
#172 - I prefer movies and tv to be lower. Looks more like real life,… 09/20/2014 on MFW seeing Avatar in 60fps +1
#86 - You may be even, but a ******** of americans stil…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/20/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... +1
#109 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/20/2014) [-]
The French are rude cunts, everyone hates them and they hate everyone.
#90 - mrmcput (09/20/2014) [-]
It's not just Americans that call them pussies, and I'm sure the French talk plenty of shit about Americans as well.
#48 - Yea that sounds like a load of ******** . 09/20/2014 on nice job jim 0
#39 - The problem is, it's going to take more than a year to come up… 09/19/2014 on /b/ on Wales +1
#46 - in Australia, you check ****** everything for spi… 09/19/2014 on Irrational Fear 5 +1
#17 - Oh wait there's something on the sign?? On my screen it looks …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/19/2014 on homecoming proposal 0
User avatar #18 - notsureiffunnyorjk (09/19/2014) [-]
#46 - "Look both ways before crossing the street" seems to… 09/19/2014 on Drive safely +1
#30 - lol think about it this way: I once heard a guy walk up to peo…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/19/2014 on nice job jim +2
#47 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/20/2014) [-]
But it is when you're in the middle of an fps and that micro-nanosecond is the difference between getting a kill and being killed
User avatar #48 - hydraetis (09/20/2014) [-]
Yea that sounds like a load of bullshit.
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User avatar #11 - revengeforfreeze (03/30/2014) [-]
are you from denmark or norway?
User avatar #10 - lolollo (01/14/2014) [-]
So were you hoping to get in on the conversation where you just went through a thumbed down all my comments or are you just looking for a petty victory? I'm not having much luck with the other guy, and seeing as how it's obvious you disagree with what I said. I just wanted to pinpoint which part it was.
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User avatar #3 - someponynew (04/12/2013) [-]
Thanks for your help with that dude last night, he was probably the worst troll I've ever seen.
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