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PSN: Hydraetis
Date Signed Up:12/07/2010
Last Login:8/22/2014
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#50 - That is a very good point. 07/18/2014 on That's probably accurate 0
#3438 - **hydraetis rolls 48** 07/18/2014 on Steam Code Giveaway! 0
#16 - Their jokes are certainly getting better.  [+] (7 new replies) 07/18/2014 on autocorrect +5
User avatar #17 - thesovereigngrave (07/18/2014) [-]
What if it's not just one guy, but a bunch of anons? And some are just better than others?
#65 - anonymous (07/18/2014) [-]
We are,

I'm the guy who helped the original guy out and tells racist jokes.

I'm also the guy who took the original photo and photoshopped the balloons and glasses/mustache disguise thing. but then that fucking ass hole who made a account and jacked my pictures and acts he made it. he only does it for the thumbs we do it for the jokes.
We Are FJ Gold Account, We Are Legion

Oh and heres a joke
''How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek?''
They don't work in the future, either.
#28 - quoterox (07/18/2014) [-]
"Their jokes"
"what if it's not just one guy?"

User avatar #29 - thesovereigngrave (07/18/2014) [-]
Some people use 'their' as a singular gender-neutral possessive.
User avatar #33 - ianchrist (07/18/2014) [-]
well they're wrong
#30 - quoterox (07/18/2014) [-]

But you *are* on funnyjunk, and we have huge-ass anti-political correctness bandwagons.
User avatar #47 - cleanmouth (07/18/2014) [-]
But "they" was used in that role in the King James Bible. "He" only appeared in the Victorian times.
#31 - Ah, but the internet is full of pretentious cunts who believe … 07/18/2014 on IT DEP -1
#29 - He probably does. 07/18/2014 on IT DEP 0
#28 - You sound like a major pretentious cunt. 07/18/2014 on IT DEP +3
#4735 - 18, cashier, total, inescapable boredom with life. 07/18/2014 on Open up to your family 0
#57 - luckily 4 people can still win against 5  [+] (3 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Lag 0
#130 - reloyjerkins (07/18/2014) [-]
And if you played dota, even 3 can win against 5 Oh yes, i did
User avatar #158 - unikornking (07/18/2014) [-]
1 can win against 5 , it just depends on how smart the 5man team is.
User avatar #160 - reloyjerkins (07/18/2014) [-]
Sure if 1 is badman.
I say the player level is averange.
#976 - **hydraetis rolls 292,178,225** 07/17/2014 on Roll for Red 0
#93 - Nothing wrong with young p00n specifically, its just the metho… 07/17/2014 on Cards of Humanity 0
#104 - He has a point though. Seemed unnecessary for him to get decked out.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2014 on That left hook, though +2
#142 - drizztrocks (07/16/2014) [-]
Not really, the two that he knocked out are obviously friends, the kid who tried to break it up stuck his hand in the mix, thats asking to get hit. It's BEGGING. And he wasn't ready to get hit, so he got knocked out, how is the guy punching supposed to know that the guy isn't fucking throwing his hands into the mix to hold him back or to hit him? He just realised there's two guys, they're friends, this guy just slapped my hand out the way and if I land the first few punches I can win. And he did. He fucked them up.
#63 - I thought the show was great  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2014 on Thank you so much 0
User avatar #108 - mrtwilightsparkle (07/17/2014) [-]
It's kinda like Eragon. It's alright when you watch it, but then you read the books and cringe.
#62 - I had like 5 Feebas on Ruby. Didn't even know they were suppos… 07/16/2014 on Feebas... 0
#104 - This is now my favourite gif. 07/16/2014 on It happens +2
#107 - Wait this isn't shopped? Awesome. 07/15/2014 on Neet 0
#87 - Picture 07/15/2014 on title 0
#97 - dont you know that people can be an age other than 12? 07/15/2014 on Doesn't everyone? -1
#164 - "Wearing seat belt makes you not be able to get out of ca…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2014 on 100 Ways to Die #8 +1
#178 - autoxx (07/15/2014) [-]
A moose kicking you makes it difficult to find and release the catch on your seat belt.
I have gotten out of trouble twice when moose have come through the windshield and I only got kicked the second time (dislocated my shoulder).

My aunt's best friend on the other hand couldn't get out of hers in her suburban and her upper body was pretty much just mush when she was found. But at least she wasn't ejected from the vehicle right?

You're all missing the point. Every choice you give up is one you won't get back.
The dumb and crazy aren't dying off like they should be so we the "normal" people (maybe not the website to use that term) are drowning in a sea of stupid.
#531 - pretty sure he already did your/you're 07/15/2014 on wordfilters for freedom! 0
#29 - That's just because printer ink is the second most valuable su…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2014 on (√ ) REKT +1
User avatar #32 - playerdous (07/14/2014) [-]
It varies but at times it's worth more than gold.
#25 - Well I'm not getting any sleep tonight 07/14/2014 on Oh fuck no 0
#48 - Holy digestive end product I'm jealous  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2014 on bang 0
User avatar #50 - captainpickles (07/14/2014) [-]
Trust me
It's not worth it
Only good thing is the internet
#22 - French Kiss got me. It got me good. 07/14/2014 on halloween already +7
#54 - It's the lead-up to WWII that everyone with a sense of logic r… 07/14/2014 on HERP 0
#52 - Yes. 07/14/2014 on 5spoopy9u 0
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User avatar #11 - revengeforfreeze (03/30/2014) [-]
are you from denmark or norway?
User avatar #10 - lolollo (01/14/2014) [-]
So were you hoping to get in on the conversation where you just went through a thumbed down all my comments or are you just looking for a petty victory? I'm not having much luck with the other guy, and seeing as how it's obvious you disagree with what I said. I just wanted to pinpoint which part it was.
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User avatar #3 - someponynew ONLINE (04/12/2013) [-]
Thanks for your help with that dude last night, he was probably the worst troll I've ever seen.
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Hello, it's just your friendly neighbourhood spiderman. Dropping bye to steal your comment virginity!!!! EH!
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