i think it has something to do with the site

No it happens in many other places too

I know it was destined to fail....see what I do is sit at the bottom rung of the ladder, so when you fail you don't have very far to fall

Yeah I was about to say he looks like a bit of a big eared, sunken eyed, vacant braindead expression drooling stooge even without the tattoos if my imagination is serving me well enough.

Like calmly asking it to stop?

no, what you have to do is order a nice dinner. Go somewhere romantic, like McDonalds. Take your domesticated animal and sit opposite them. While you eat your lovely meal of refried carbs and saturated fats, lean over and whisper in your animals ear and ask them to stop. But do it politely and gently. You don't' want to let them down too harshly in public. With any luck, you'll only have to do this once.

The first reason to buy a gun is for hunting, and if you need to use an automatic gun to hunt, then you shouldn't be doing it in the first place. You should be able to kill anything with a semi if you're going to hunt.

An assault weapon is semi-automatic, an assault rifle is not. Assault rifles should be banned, but i don't think assault weapons should be

Indeed. Made me think of Adam Sandler's "The Longest Pee" from "They're all gonna laugh at you."