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#66 - > Implying the average 13 year old has the maturity of mind…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2014 on This generation +2
User avatar #132 - imnotbrad (12/09/2014) [-]
Im implying that the average 30 year old doesn't understand love.
Love is a chemical reaction to get you to have sex. Just because in younger people it is stronger and more fleeting than in older people doesn't mean it isn't the same reaction.
Im saying we never truly understand our idea of 'love' because we think that we are pretty little snowflakes in a world of seething carbon creations. In reality, we are a seething carbon creation bound to the same rules as the animals.
#63 - ******* a HELL of a lot more than I am, that's what. 12/07/2014 on This generation +5
#61 - I figure 16 is sensible. though I suppose it co…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2014 on This generation 0
User avatar #105 - letting (12/07/2014) [-]
Indeed, they are raging.
#35 - lol it's hijab. 12/07/2014 on oh YikYak PaddyWack 0
#46 - I thought Shakespearean literature was kind of a standard thin…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/07/2014 on bf is kill 0
User avatar #51 - TheHutchie (12/07/2014) [-]
It probably is, but this teacher would have had us read it if it were illegalised and frowned upon.

If you want a good movie adaptation, try the first movie they made of Lord of the Flies. That was the most unintentionally hilarious film I've ever seen.
User avatar #53 - hydraetis (12/07/2014) [-]
While we're on the topic of movie adaptations of literature, Stardust is a good one (depending on how fussy you are you might not like it overall, but god help you if you don't like the part where Robert de Niro dances around in a bright pink tutu).
#44 - Looks like either an intro to a ****** kid's show…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2014 on bf is kill +4
User avatar #67 - NeucularNINJA (12/07/2014) [-]
Still from Ninja Sex Party's newest music video, Peppermint Creams
#18 - Drilling companies competing with other drilling companies for… 12/07/2014 on Makes you wonder. 0
#30 - How stable/complete have they gotten that game thus far?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2014 on "Original" Film 0
User avatar #51 - norwegiansnowman (12/07/2014) [-]
its much better now than it was a couple of months ago. still not perfect. The pokemon are starting to look really smooth tho.
And Infinity mc is one of the best servers ive been to! I heavily recommend it!
#36 - **hydraetis always wondered how to do that fancy 3rd person n… 12/07/2014 on Subway eat flesh 0
#48 - From the pictures I've seen, they're worse. at least in …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2014 on David Cross +3
User avatar #49 - bendingtimeisgood (12/07/2014) [-]
If they just listened to their music and wore their makeup, it wouldn't be so bad. But what gets me is, all these white trash twelve-year-olds think they're so fucking hardcore.
#53 - Does that make you his girlfriend? 12/07/2014 on Christmas morning +2
#28 - not sure if you did it on purpose or not but you got the…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/07/2014 on oh YikYak PaddyWack +5
#33 - rollfourexplain (12/07/2014) [-]
**rollfourexplain rolls 1,009**


Now they both sound painfully incorrect to me.
User avatar #35 - hydraetis (12/07/2014) [-]
lol it's hijab.
#32 - rollfourexplain has deleted their comment.
#49 - It's a passive animal that's normally more likely to flee from…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2014 on Australian Problems Pt 5 +1
User avatar #50 - exotic (12/06/2014) [-]
#45 - Did that not already come out? 12/06/2014 on and his merry niggas 0
#42 - Kinda his fault for getting done in by a sting ray of all things  [+] (3 new replies) 12/06/2014 on Australian Problems Pt 5 0
#48 - anonymous (12/06/2014) [-]

It was a freak accident and it wasn't exactly something you can protect against very well.
User avatar #49 - hydraetis (12/06/2014) [-]
It's a passive animal that's normally more likely to flee from someone than attack.

I was just never a fan of how he always went up and got physical with animals, most particularly the wild ones which I believe is part of why he got offed by one in the end

Here's a quote that sums up how I feel: some wildlife experts, such as Jean-Michel Cousteau, frown upon the idea of hauling exotic animals around in an endless parade of shows and exhibits and disturbing animals in their natural habitats. Cousteau stated that Irwin would “interfere with nature, jump on animals, grab them, hold them, and have this very, very spectacular, dramatic way of presenting things. Of course, it goes very well on television. It sells, it appeals to a lot people, but I think it’s very misleading. You don’t touch nature, you just look at it.”
User avatar #50 - exotic (12/06/2014) [-]
#68 - The microtransactions are kinda definitely a piece of *…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2014 on Ubishit +3
User avatar #74 - heartlessrobot (12/05/2014) [-]
The vast majority of glitches people have encountered are on PCs using that AMD shit.
And micro transactions are annoying, but hey, if people want to pay real money instead of actually playing the game to get shit, I say let them.
#64 - Didn't Rogue turn out to be okay though? (at least in comparis…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/05/2014 on Ubishit 0
#212 - fallenfootwear (12/06/2014) [-]
i like unity because of co op and the customization but yes rogue did have a fuckin sweet story
User avatar #67 - letriggs (12/05/2014) [-]
so far Rogue is the more interesting one story wise but Unity has far better gameplay and luckily I haven't had any issues
#64 - >Still claiming to rule the world Post says "…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/05/2014 on Rule Britannia +4
User avatar #71 - Conquistador (12/05/2014) [-]
Almost every brit I've seen acts like that in a jingoistic sense. I wasn't referencing the picture.
User avatar #82 - mrwalkerfour (12/05/2014) [-]
oh really? how many have you met.
User avatar #99 - reginleif (12/05/2014) [-]
I can name a couple of assholes on FunnyJunk, but I can do you one better. I live in SF, I meet your assholes every day. They're drunk, belligerent, and they speak funny. They're also cheap (which is the American tourist's saving grace) 1/10 would not show them around town.
User avatar #100 - mrwalkerfour (12/05/2014) [-]
User avatar #102 - reginleif (12/05/2014) [-]
San Francisco, California.
User avatar #103 - mrwalkerfour (12/05/2014) [-]
oh yes san francisco, .....brimming with brits, well i live in a place called britain, it has a few brits you know, nobody here claims we rule the world, in fact some of us hate how our country is at the moment. and ive literally never ever heard anybody here claim to be the best humanitarians, in fact nobody in any country ive been to claims that
#22 - I wrote my comment badly. What it really is is that I have abs…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2014 on How did the dog score that... 0
User avatar #23 - skittlesinexcess (12/05/2014) [-]
I guess not... I mean, you used to burn his effigy but... I don't think anyone now a days has that strong of an opinion.
#84 - For some reason I always just thought it was Ben Franklin …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2014 on Look what somebody found 0
User avatar #115 - elcreepo (12/05/2014) [-]
Nah and Franklin would be too busy trolling congress to go through the effort to read a tiny-print newspaper
#2 - Just because they're complaining doesn't mean they weren't prepared. 12/05/2014 on I hate children, I wouldnt... +17
#21 - Considering their forearms are probably the size of my torso, … 12/05/2014 on Film it and get $100,000 0
#19 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2014 on Look what somebody found +149
User avatar #138 - Chizypuff (12/06/2014) [-]
wow. It works as a response and it explains it at the same time.
#36 - Well yea I just forgot about that 12/05/2014 on earth g spot 0
#15 - I find it interesting how Bioware made both Mass Effect and Dr… 12/05/2014 on Cassandra kinda scars me. +2
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User avatar #11 - revengeforfreeze (03/30/2014) [-]
are you from denmark or norway?
User avatar #10 - lolollo (01/14/2014) [-]
So were you hoping to get in on the conversation where you just went through a thumbed down all my comments or are you just looking for a petty victory? I'm not having much luck with the other guy, and seeing as how it's obvious you disagree with what I said. I just wanted to pinpoint which part it was.
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User avatar #3 - someponynew (04/12/2013) [-]
Thanks for your help with that dude last night, he was probably the worst troll I've ever seen.
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