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Date Signed Up:12/07/2010
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#10 - Wouldn't the vacuum **** them up though?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2014 on actual oc 0
#24 - phantomfivefive (12/07/2014) [-]
Depends on your Vacuum. A shop Vac is, in short, an air pump put onto a trashcan with a hose attached to the trashcan. That is they type I see them using for that.
#45 - And that is why you never make the first move. Attacking first… 12/07/2014 on Mother REKTsia 0
#44 - He wasn't even hitting anywhere that would cause any real pain… 12/07/2014 on Mother REKTsia 0
#43 - Well whoops. The throat is my first target. And if I fee… 12/07/2014 on Mother REKTsia 0
#36 - Well god dammit. 12/07/2014 on Brock is best waifu 0
#42 - If you hit them right it doesn't take too much force. 12/07/2014 on Mother REKTsia 0
#38 - Someone needs to shop this somehow to make it look even more majestic 12/07/2014 on Dressing provocatively +1
#35 - That's what I thought too. Either way, the picture is… 12/07/2014 on Dressing provocatively +1
#38 - you could pull out then finish off with your hand … 12/07/2014 on Fleshlight Holder 0
#53 - While we're on the topic of movie adaptations of literature, S… 12/07/2014 on bf is kill 0
#30 - Form during the flips were impressive but to me his final land… 12/07/2014 on Nadia Comaneci 0
#31 - It always bugs the **** out of me how the one cha…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/07/2014 on Brock is best waifu 0
User avatar #35 - Kadzait (12/07/2014) [-]
iirc, that is the original Greek pronunciation.
User avatar #36 - hydraetis (12/07/2014) [-]
Well god dammit.
#66 - > Implying the average 13 year old has the maturity of mind…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2014 on This generation +2
User avatar #132 - imnotbrad (12/09/2014) [-]
Im implying that the average 30 year old doesn't understand love.
Love is a chemical reaction to get you to have sex. Just because in younger people it is stronger and more fleeting than in older people doesn't mean it isn't the same reaction.
Im saying we never truly understand our idea of 'love' because we think that we are pretty little snowflakes in a world of seething carbon creations. In reality, we are a seething carbon creation bound to the same rules as the animals.
#63 - ******* a HELL of a lot more than I am, that's what. 12/07/2014 on This generation +5
#61 - I figure 16 is sensible. though I suppose it co…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2014 on This generation 0
User avatar #105 - letting (12/07/2014) [-]
Indeed, they are raging.
#35 - lol it's hijab. 12/07/2014 on oh YikYak PaddyWack 0
#46 - I thought Shakespearean literature was kind of a standard thin…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/07/2014 on bf is kill 0
User avatar #51 - TheHutchie (12/07/2014) [-]
It probably is, but this teacher would have had us read it if it were illegalised and frowned upon.

If you want a good movie adaptation, try the first movie they made of Lord of the Flies. That was the most unintentionally hilarious film I've ever seen.
User avatar #53 - hydraetis (12/07/2014) [-]
While we're on the topic of movie adaptations of literature, Stardust is a good one (depending on how fussy you are you might not like it overall, but god help you if you don't like the part where Robert de Niro dances around in a bright pink tutu).
#44 - Looks like either an intro to a ****** kid's show…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2014 on bf is kill +4
User avatar #67 - NeucularNINJA (12/07/2014) [-]
Still from Ninja Sex Party's newest music video, Peppermint Creams
#18 - Drilling companies competing with other drilling companies for… 12/07/2014 on Makes you wonder. 0
#30 - How stable/complete have they gotten that game thus far?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2014 on "Original" Film 0
User avatar #51 - norwegiansnowman (12/07/2014) [-]
its much better now than it was a couple of months ago. still not perfect. The pokemon are starting to look really smooth tho.
And Infinity mc is one of the best servers ive been to! I heavily recommend it!
#36 - **hydraetis always wondered how to do that fancy 3rd person n… 12/07/2014 on Subway eat flesh 0
#48 - From the pictures I've seen, they're worse. at least in …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2014 on David Cross +3
User avatar #49 - bendingtimeisgood (12/07/2014) [-]
If they just listened to their music and wore their makeup, it wouldn't be so bad. But what gets me is, all these white trash twelve-year-olds think they're so fucking hardcore.
#53 - Does that make you his girlfriend? 12/07/2014 on Christmas morning +2
#28 - not sure if you did it on purpose or not but you got the…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/07/2014 on oh YikYak PaddyWack +5
#33 - rollfourexplain (12/07/2014) [-]
**rollfourexplain rolls 1,009**


Now they both sound painfully incorrect to me.
User avatar #35 - hydraetis (12/07/2014) [-]
lol it's hijab.
#32 - rollfourexplain has deleted their comment.
#49 - It's a passive animal that's normally more likely to flee from…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2014 on Australian Problems Pt 5 +1
User avatar #50 - exotic (12/06/2014) [-]
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User avatar #11 - revengeforfreeze (03/30/2014) [-]
are you from denmark or norway?
User avatar #10 - lolollo ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
So were you hoping to get in on the conversation where you just went through a thumbed down all my comments or are you just looking for a petty victory? I'm not having much luck with the other guy, and seeing as how it's obvious you disagree with what I said. I just wanted to pinpoint which part it was.
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User avatar #3 - someponynew (04/12/2013) [-]
Thanks for your help with that dude last night, he was probably the worst troll I've ever seen.
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Hello, it's just your friendly neighbourhood spiderman. Dropping bye to steal your comment virginity!!!! EH!
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