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#35 - Zedbra is not correct no matter where you're from. 08/04/2014 on Canadians 0
#135 - Democracy and algebra are kind of a big deal.  [+] (9 new replies) 08/04/2014 on Random fact Comp. #47 -1
#136 - stalini (08/05/2014) [-]
But the only democratical state in those times was Athens and that kind of a democracy is not like by anyone today, so it's useless.

And Algebra? top lel, do you think they knew more than modern mathematicians?
User avatar #137 - hydraetis (08/05/2014) [-]
Lol and guess what our modern systems were based on? Next you're going to tell me the Wright brothers have no significance in history because our planes are vastly more advanced than the shit they built.
#138 - stalini (08/05/2014) [-]
shitty analogue.
It would not change a shit now.
User avatar #139 - hydraetis (08/05/2014) [-]
Well I'm just gonna stop falling for the negative level bait now
#140 - stalini (08/05/2014) [-]
of course you will mate, you got no arguments
User avatar #141 - hydraetis (08/05/2014) [-]
Lol and you do?
#142 - stalini (08/05/2014) [-]
Well, I don't think your brain can comprehend them.
User avatar #143 - hydraetis (08/05/2014) [-]
Wow, outstanding argument.
#144 - stalini (08/05/2014) [-]
See?
#56 - More the mistakes of a much higher number of people than it should be. 08/03/2014 on oh oho ho 0
#54 - My feelings exactly when it comes to islam. They say they aren…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2014 on oh oho ho 0
#72 - greyhoundfd (08/04/2014) [-]
Sorry, but le fancy meme arrows work best for explaining this.
>Western World fucks over Middle-Eastern nations during the Cold War/Modern Era as part of the proxy fight against the Warsaw Pact/Russia
>Muslim radicals claim that they will be able to bring prosperity back to the former Ottoman Empire
>Muslim Radicals are installed as rulers of countries.
>Said Radicals reveal that they are actually radicals and rule using systemic oppression and militant actions
>People are afraid that they will be killed if they do not follow the rule of these regimes
>Some flee the country to go to the United States so they will not be killed
>Radicals, now only ruling over people fearful of them, are able to establish complete control over the Middle-East.
>Shit Goes Down tm
>Repeat.
#79 - Yes because nothing out of ancient writings and philosophy has…  [+] (11 new replies) 08/03/2014 on Random fact Comp. #47 -1
#95 - stalini (08/04/2014) [-]
tell me examples what could be used today from ancient knowledge?
User avatar #135 - hydraetis (08/04/2014) [-]
Democracy and algebra are kind of a big deal.
#136 - stalini (08/05/2014) [-]
But the only democratical state in those times was Athens and that kind of a democracy is not like by anyone today, so it's useless.

And Algebra? top lel, do you think they knew more than modern mathematicians?
User avatar #137 - hydraetis (08/05/2014) [-]
Lol and guess what our modern systems were based on? Next you're going to tell me the Wright brothers have no significance in history because our planes are vastly more advanced than the shit they built.
#138 - stalini (08/05/2014) [-]
shitty analogue.
It would not change a shit now.
User avatar #139 - hydraetis (08/05/2014) [-]
Well I'm just gonna stop falling for the negative level bait now
#140 - stalini (08/05/2014) [-]
of course you will mate, you got no arguments
User avatar #141 - hydraetis (08/05/2014) [-]
Lol and you do?
#142 - stalini (08/05/2014) [-]
Well, I don't think your brain can comprehend them.
User avatar #143 - hydraetis (08/05/2014) [-]
Wow, outstanding argument.
#144 - stalini (08/05/2014) [-]
See?
#109 - good attitude. 08/03/2014 on REKT +7
#95 - I beat the campaign like 4-5 times lol. And yea, the new Spart… 08/03/2014 on We all did this 0
#16 - Dude, I'm impressed he hasn't straight up stabbed some of the … 08/03/2014 on shit 0
#92 - In my opinion Reach was the best one.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/03/2014 on We all did this 0
User avatar #93 - commontroll (08/03/2014) [-]
I completely agree. Absolutely loved that whole game and every aspect of it. Though I do like the armor abilities of 4, but holy shit those armor designs are absolutely hideous in 4.
User avatar #95 - hydraetis (08/03/2014) [-]
I beat the campaign like 4-5 times lol. And yea, the new Spartan armor looks ridiculous. Looks like they just put on a spandex suit and tape on random contoured chunks of metal.
#97 - Plus unlike DS1, dual wielding is actually a thing you can do in DS2  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2014 on Another eligible dark souls... 0
#99 - angelious (08/03/2014) [-]
yes.combat is one of the things they did manage to improve from the last games.but dual wielding was still viable in ds1 if you tweaked things enough
#96 - The last time I fought Looking Glass Knight I didn't get hit o…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2014 on Another eligible dark souls... 0
#98 - angelious (08/03/2014) [-]
and i dont die to the early mobs anymore at all but it still wont change the fact that their hitboxes are broken and their attacks home at you. and the homing is bad because its cheap,unfair and most of all stupid design choise that is used to compensate for crappy ai design. and yes. most of the people going through the royal sentinels usually dont panic and dodge to the main arena....and even if you kill the first one solo you still face two of them with unlimited stamina and ludicrous poise

and ds 1 had one cheap boss design and that was the taurus demon wich gave you no time to look around, and bombarded you with mobs.


smelter demon, not only has high defence( avg dmg of 100 or 60 to him with piercing wepaons at +6) and broken hitboxes.
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this guy showcases it pretty well Dark Souls 2 Critique
#94 - I don't remember the music being any better in DS1. The mobs w…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/03/2014 on Another eligible dark souls... 0
#95 - angelious (08/03/2014) [-]
the music varied. plus the overall style was more recognizable. most of the boss fights in ds2 use the same song that is something of a mash up of artorias and smoughstein fight soundtrack.

also do tell me on how fair and fun the royal sentinels boss fight was. or how looking glass knight could not home at you like a chosen undead seeking missile with his jump.

and the torch system was more of a killing off a great gimmick for the game because some beta testers whined about not having shields(the game was A LOT darker before release,forcing people to use torch a lot more)

and its not the fact that you can get npc.its because the npc had no other role in the game than being there to help you kill a boss if you cant get proper help. also most bosses in ds1 could kill you.but its usually smart to avoid their attacks instead of seeing how much dmg they do.


and anor londo and ornstein boss fights may have been hard. but they were fair.


you had two bosses. one of them had lower health. you could summon an extremely overpowered npc to help if you had trouble with it, and the pillars added a nice cover to go for.

meanwhile fights like royal sentinel rushes you with 3 bosses if you arent fast enough.and it also drops you into the fight with no time to prepare for what is coming. the smelter demon was notably broken with his hitboxes,move set and defense. rat king was a boring reskin of sif with added mobs wich was more of an annoyiance than fun fight.

and thats not even talking about the revisited bell tower gargoyles wich basicly zerg rushes you with 5 of the gargoyles. and that ends up with badly placed rush of 1 invader and 10 fucking dogs.


also mob balancing was also shit, they had unlimited stamina and nearly never got stunned, they also made shitload of damage and their attacks homed at you like a undead seeking missile. not to mention there was shitload of them in every corner.
User avatar #97 - hydraetis (08/03/2014) [-]
Plus unlike DS1, dual wielding is actually a thing you can do in DS2
#99 - angelious (08/03/2014) [-]
yes.combat is one of the things they did manage to improve from the last games.but dual wielding was still viable in ds1 if you tweaked things enough
User avatar #96 - hydraetis (08/03/2014) [-]
The last time I fought Looking Glass Knight I didn't get hit once. I still don't see what's such a big deal about the 'homing'. Royal Sentinels only rushes you with all 3 if you're a dingus and you jump down from the ledge straight away, and there is no boss fight in any Dark Souls where you know what's coming without needing to look at a walkthrough. As for preparation, in both DS1 and DS2 I stuck to the theory of "bosses are always behind a fog gate, therefore always be prepared to have to fight a big enemy when walking through a fog gate." Kind of common sense. And again for the Smelter Demon, even with the burning in close proximity I took no more than 50% health damage tops, both him and Looking Glass Knight I found to be a piece of cake.
#98 - angelious (08/03/2014) [-]
and i dont die to the early mobs anymore at all but it still wont change the fact that their hitboxes are broken and their attacks home at you. and the homing is bad because its cheap,unfair and most of all stupid design choise that is used to compensate for crappy ai design. and yes. most of the people going through the royal sentinels usually dont panic and dodge to the main arena....and even if you kill the first one solo you still face two of them with unlimited stamina and ludicrous poise

and ds 1 had one cheap boss design and that was the taurus demon wich gave you no time to look around, and bombarded you with mobs.


smelter demon, not only has high defence( avg dmg of 100 or 60 to him with piercing wepaons at +6) and broken hitboxes.
'

this guy showcases it pretty well Dark Souls 2 Critique
#20 - Virtual reality would be neat but having a bright screen 2 inc…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/03/2014 on Oh cool, Futurama is on! 0
User avatar #21 - Shramin (08/03/2014) [-]
Can't argue with that, which would be why they are trying to make it so it is in fact comfortable, since we don't have the technology to make an entire room the screen yet.
#36 - anonymous (08/03/2014) [-]
actually we do, but it would be expensive as shit, harder to maintain, and wont be for everyone
User avatar #38 - Shramin (08/03/2014) [-]
That would be the list of Oculus Rift virtual reality as well before we figured out how to get to where we are now. Things will change but gotta give it time and start somewhere first.
#56 - listerthepessimist (08/03/2014) [-]
they've had time
#75 - Even under non-emergency situations you don't force people to … 08/03/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... +4
#14 - I don't get the whole ******** rainbows over ocul…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/03/2014 on Oh cool, Futurama is on! 0
User avatar #18 - Shramin (08/03/2014) [-]
You sound like the people who disliked Cinema when that was brand new.
User avatar #20 - hydraetis (08/03/2014) [-]
Virtual reality would be neat but having a bright screen 2 inches from my eyes does not sound pleasant.
User avatar #21 - Shramin (08/03/2014) [-]
Can't argue with that, which would be why they are trying to make it so it is in fact comfortable, since we don't have the technology to make an entire room the screen yet.
#36 - anonymous (08/03/2014) [-]
actually we do, but it would be expensive as shit, harder to maintain, and wont be for everyone
User avatar #38 - Shramin (08/03/2014) [-]
That would be the list of Oculus Rift virtual reality as well before we figured out how to get to where we are now. Things will change but gotta give it time and start somewhere first.
#56 - listerthepessimist (08/03/2014) [-]
they've had time
#74 - I had a mini heart attack when it knocked the glass over 08/03/2014 on Meanwhile in Germany +2
#39 - With how anal people seem to be about god damn everything, I'm… 08/03/2014 on The Hangover +3
#80 - I really don't understand what the problem is with DS2. Person…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/03/2014 on Another eligible dark souls... +1
#91 - angelious (08/03/2014) [-]
well. to keep it short:

the boss battles were boring(large humanoid,usually with mobs or several bosses to achieve false difficulty), music was most of the time bland and boring(seriously i think i can remember like 1 or 2 songs from the entire game that were somewhat memorable) it used cheap tactics like huge amount of strong mobs packed together, homing attacks(can best be seen with the heides knights) and traps that could not be predicted(for instance some of the ogres in the aldias keep) also the dumbing down of the torch system to pander to the needs of some casual fans(lack of better term) was annoying, the npcs were just glorified crutches for people who cant summon real players into the game(only one who actually had story was patches. and the only interesting one was that knight who was hollowing,and that only because it was just a glorious exposition of how hollowing works in lore wise) best example of this is the blacksmith and his daughter who never interract despite being father and daughter. it also got wrong most of the things that made dark souls and demon souls good games.(for instance the hard difficulty was not the main focus of the game,and the previous games while hard,were mostly fair)


User avatar #94 - hydraetis (08/03/2014) [-]
I don't remember the music being any better in DS1. The mobs were only an issue with the Royal Rat Vanguard and Rat Authority boss fights, if they're homing I didn't notice because I can still dodge them all well enough, the Seathe insta-kill fight was only predictable if you read about it on a walkthrough, I don't see how the torch system of DS1 was advanced in any way like seriously. how is lighting a torch dumbed down in comparison to holding up a lantern? They are effectively the exact same , I don't see any problem with increased NPC summons for bosses, and just to finsih, the Anor Londo snipers and Ornstein boss fights were just as annoying as any part of DS2.
#95 - angelious (08/03/2014) [-]
the music varied. plus the overall style was more recognizable. most of the boss fights in ds2 use the same song that is something of a mash up of artorias and smoughstein fight soundtrack.

also do tell me on how fair and fun the royal sentinels boss fight was. or how looking glass knight could not home at you like a chosen undead seeking missile with his jump.

and the torch system was more of a killing off a great gimmick for the game because some beta testers whined about not having shields(the game was A LOT darker before release,forcing people to use torch a lot more)

and its not the fact that you can get npc.its because the npc had no other role in the game than being there to help you kill a boss if you cant get proper help. also most bosses in ds1 could kill you.but its usually smart to avoid their attacks instead of seeing how much dmg they do.


and anor londo and ornstein boss fights may have been hard. but they were fair.


you had two bosses. one of them had lower health. you could summon an extremely overpowered npc to help if you had trouble with it, and the pillars added a nice cover to go for.

meanwhile fights like royal sentinel rushes you with 3 bosses if you arent fast enough.and it also drops you into the fight with no time to prepare for what is coming. the smelter demon was notably broken with his hitboxes,move set and defense. rat king was a boring reskin of sif with added mobs wich was more of an annoyiance than fun fight.

and thats not even talking about the revisited bell tower gargoyles wich basicly zerg rushes you with 5 of the gargoyles. and that ends up with badly placed rush of 1 invader and 10 fucking dogs.


also mob balancing was also shit, they had unlimited stamina and nearly never got stunned, they also made shitload of damage and their attacks homed at you like a undead seeking missile. not to mention there was shitload of them in every corner.
User avatar #97 - hydraetis (08/03/2014) [-]
Plus unlike DS1, dual wielding is actually a thing you can do in DS2
#99 - angelious (08/03/2014) [-]
yes.combat is one of the things they did manage to improve from the last games.but dual wielding was still viable in ds1 if you tweaked things enough
User avatar #96 - hydraetis (08/03/2014) [-]
The last time I fought Looking Glass Knight I didn't get hit once. I still don't see what's such a big deal about the 'homing'. Royal Sentinels only rushes you with all 3 if you're a dingus and you jump down from the ledge straight away, and there is no boss fight in any Dark Souls where you know what's coming without needing to look at a walkthrough. As for preparation, in both DS1 and DS2 I stuck to the theory of "bosses are always behind a fog gate, therefore always be prepared to have to fight a big enemy when walking through a fog gate." Kind of common sense. And again for the Smelter Demon, even with the burning in close proximity I took no more than 50% health damage tops, both him and Looking Glass Knight I found to be a piece of cake.
#98 - angelious (08/03/2014) [-]
and i dont die to the early mobs anymore at all but it still wont change the fact that their hitboxes are broken and their attacks home at you. and the homing is bad because its cheap,unfair and most of all stupid design choise that is used to compensate for crappy ai design. and yes. most of the people going through the royal sentinels usually dont panic and dodge to the main arena....and even if you kill the first one solo you still face two of them with unlimited stamina and ludicrous poise

and ds 1 had one cheap boss design and that was the taurus demon wich gave you no time to look around, and bombarded you with mobs.


smelter demon, not only has high defence( avg dmg of 100 or 60 to him with piercing wepaons at +6) and broken hitboxes.
'

this guy showcases it pretty well Dark Souls 2 Critique
#384 - Hence "different type of skill"/sand-bending. Differ…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2014 on 4chinchong 0
#411 - oneupforme (07/30/2014) [-]
I don't think it's so much as them being a different type as much as being used to that particular enviornment.
#15 - Why yes, they had sooo much freedom.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/29/2014 on Skyrim 0
User avatar #16 - numbertwozeldafan (07/29/2014) [-]
Far more than they had under the British, that's for sure.
#21 - anonymous (07/29/2014) [-]
actually, both are the wrong sides. Both may have good intentions, but the corruption/etc is on their roots. But yes i took the imperial route mainly because i'm a man of tradition
#13 - As if. If Ulfric has the throne they're still going to be boun…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/29/2014 on Skyrim +4
User avatar #14 - numbertwozeldafan (07/29/2014) [-]
As did the early Americans.
User avatar #15 - hydraetis (07/29/2014) [-]
Why yes, they had sooo much freedom.
User avatar #16 - numbertwozeldafan (07/29/2014) [-]
Far more than they had under the British, that's for sure.
#21 - anonymous (07/29/2014) [-]
actually, both are the wrong sides. Both may have good intentions, but the corruption/etc is on their roots. But yes i took the imperial route mainly because i'm a man of tradition
#15 - And it's far easier to just keep things the way they are rathe… 07/29/2014 on English, You're Drunk 0
#9 - I think dreadlocks look ****** no matter who they're on. 07/29/2014 on So this is why people use them 0
#89 - Well if you're looking for modelling jobs that probably means …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2014 on How important it is to be... 0
User avatar #95 - makejuicebro (07/29/2014) [-]
I meant other jobs that were more reliable and constant and it just depends if i fit what the ad is looking for age/ nationallity/ looks wise
#79 - Crows = pigeon size Raven = practically eagle size sometimes 07/29/2014 on crow asks for water +1
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User avatar #11 - revengeforfreeze (03/30/2014) [-]
are you from denmark or norway?
User avatar #10 - lolollo (01/14/2014) [-]
So were you hoping to get in on the conversation where you just went through a thumbed down all my comments or are you just looking for a petty victory? I'm not having much luck with the other guy, and seeing as how it's obvious you disagree with what I said. I just wanted to pinpoint which part it was.
User avatar #9 - revengeforfreeze (10/10/2013) [-]
ijustwanttobecool
User avatar #3 - someponynew ONLINE (04/12/2013) [-]
Thanks for your help with that dude last night, he was probably the worst troll I've ever seen.
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