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Date Signed Up:12/07/2010
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#88 - You were saying "it worked for skyrim why doesn't it work…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/21/2014 on Steam 0
User avatar #91 - mhden (09/21/2014) [-]
What 4 attacks ? Isnt it just Light Attack Heavy Attack ?Or are you counting Blocks aswell ? All the other stuff can be EASILY be added to the keyboard , like item switching 1-4 num
consume q , 2 handed tab etc etc . And my real problem is the movement (wasd) and Camera on mouse and keyboard NOT the placement of the rest of the keys .Its fucking HORIFYING .
#156 - dontread (09/21/2014) [-]
dual wielding weapons...
User avatar #100 - hydraetis (09/21/2014) [-]
Well what do you expect from a game reliant on target locking? While you're not fighting the camera works like a regular camera but once you enter combat the 4 directions on the right stick function like buttons, which can't be very pleasantly done on a mouse.

I really find it hilarious how you people in the pc gaming community are so fucking stuck-up that you'd rather bitch than apply some logic and use a damn controller.
#40 - Those are pursuers, they are far easier to parry than hollows …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/21/2014 on How many takes do you think... 0
User avatar #51 - TarnRazor (09/21/2014) [-]
I had so much trouble fighting just one pursuer though..
User avatar #57 - hydraetis (09/21/2014) [-]
Lol yea they used to fuck me up big time, but that's really the key to killing them. All you gotta do is parry, hit him 3 times, run back, parry, hit him 3 times, etc.

Just like I said, if you have a buckler, just press parry once they dash at you and you'll get them pretty much every time. So long as you keep your distance you'll have nothing to worry about, even their special attack (sword starts glowing) won't matter.
#75 - I wouldn't consider no online to be that bad. 09/21/2014 on Steam 0
#74 - Because Skyrim combat is kindergarten in comparison to Dark Souls.  [+] (5 new replies) 09/21/2014 on Steam 0
User avatar #76 - mhden (09/21/2014) [-]
What does that have anything to do with the fact that the mouse+keyboard of DS sucks ?
User avatar #88 - hydraetis (09/21/2014) [-]
You were saying "it worked for skyrim why doesn't it work for DS?"

Because Skyrim controls are simple as piss. All you need are standard movement/camera, two buttons for attacking, and menu. Dark Souls needs 4 buttons for attacks, standard movement/camera plus lock-on, full D-Pad, and two more buttons for item consumption and switching to two-hand hold.

That makes
Skyrim: 5 buttons (sprint, jump, crouch, left and right attack)

Dark Souls: 13 buttons (4 attacks, 4 item switching, sprint, jump, lock-on, consume item, two-hand mode)
User avatar #91 - mhden (09/21/2014) [-]
What 4 attacks ? Isnt it just Light Attack Heavy Attack ?Or are you counting Blocks aswell ? All the other stuff can be EASILY be added to the keyboard , like item switching 1-4 num
consume q , 2 handed tab etc etc . And my real problem is the movement (wasd) and Camera on mouse and keyboard NOT the placement of the rest of the keys .Its fucking HORIFYING .
#156 - dontread (09/21/2014) [-]
dual wielding weapons...
User avatar #100 - hydraetis (09/21/2014) [-]
Well what do you expect from a game reliant on target locking? While you're not fighting the camera works like a regular camera but once you enter combat the 4 directions on the right stick function like buttons, which can't be very pleasantly done on a mouse.

I really find it hilarious how you people in the pc gaming community are so fucking stuck-up that you'd rather bitch than apply some logic and use a damn controller.
#104 - That's new to me. 09/21/2014 on guns don't kill 0
#142 - Well honestly a significant number of the users on this site p…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2014 on silly Zoe, that's not a penis +1
#145 - greenwithenvy (09/21/2014) [-]
but most of the users on this site are beta-nerds who can't do better. Those guys could obviously do better with their position.
#61 - Don't worry, OP. Funnier is a word. 09/21/2014 on oops 0
#74 - Let's keep going and see what happens  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2014 on Talk Like a Pirate Day 0
#75 - thepuckisthis (09/21/2014) [-]
#66 - Meh even that is still a little bit cheap to me, but again tha… 09/20/2014 on Nope 0
#26 - It a ******** of gay relationships there is a mor… 09/20/2014 on Philosoraptor 0
#29 - You don't build an empire by killing all of your best men upon…  [+] (10 new replies) 09/20/2014 on Anime then +67
User avatar #35 - jaegarbombastic (09/20/2014) [-]
Hitler did nothing wrong.
User avatar #69 - thewulfman (09/21/2014) [-]
He lost the war.
#102 - dontread (09/21/2014) [-]
but he killed hitler
User avatar #104 - thewulfman (09/21/2014) [-]
Yeah, but he also killed the guy who killed Hitler.
#141 - dontread (09/21/2014) [-]
screw that guy then
User avatar #70 - jaegarbombastic (09/21/2014) [-]
It's not about the war.

it's about sending a message.
#92 - ddoggdiggity (09/21/2014) [-]
didnt work they are still here
User avatar #94 - jaegarbombastic (09/21/2014) [-]
But does the world like them?
#95 - ddoggdiggity (09/21/2014) [-]
they never liked em
#108 - ddoggdiggity (09/21/2014) [-]
i guess i found the jew
#61 - Well yea, I generally find jumpscares in things like Paranorma…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/20/2014 on Nope 0
#65 - WTFROFLOL (09/20/2014) [-]
One of the tactics that i loved to see is running through a dark hallway being chased by something but you don't actually see it, all while having an intense music. Then after a while the music slowly stops and you turn around to see the thing is gone. And just when you are finally relieved, you turn back only to have a face right in front of you. And the face smiles, accompanied by either a scream or a sudden loud noise and transition to black screen.
User avatar #66 - hydraetis (09/20/2014) [-]
Meh even that is still a little bit cheap to me, but again that's just because I'm a major hard-ass when it comes to the horror genre. I just like horror when it's executed more like a psychological thriller.
#41 - Now that is a man. 09/20/2014 on why 0
#56 - Honestly the closest any sort of game or movie can get to scar…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/20/2014 on Nope 0
#59 - WTFROFLOL (09/20/2014) [-]
It is probably because it always comes out when you least expect it. For the atmosphere though since it is always there and you are staring at it, you can still try to get used to it.

Even though jumpscares scare the living hell out of me, i still prefer horrific atmosphere due to the fact that if the producer can send fear down my spine through environment and atmosphere alone, i say that is more than a job well done. Jumpscares don't really achieve much because it is way too easy to scare someone with that.
User avatar #61 - hydraetis (09/20/2014) [-]
Well yea, I generally find jumpscares in things like Paranormal Activity to just be a complete cop-out, because I'm not really scared by it. The best use of jump scares is to not actually use one at all, meaning to use that anticipation to its fullest. So if you're going to have a long creepy hallway, make it really seem like something is going to jump out, but don't actually have anything jump out. That way you maximise the effect of the atmosphere, and you more legitimately are able to get to those, like me, who are otherwise impossible to get without cheap tactics.
#65 - WTFROFLOL (09/20/2014) [-]
One of the tactics that i loved to see is running through a dark hallway being chased by something but you don't actually see it, all while having an intense music. Then after a while the music slowly stops and you turn around to see the thing is gone. And just when you are finally relieved, you turn back only to have a face right in front of you. And the face smiles, accompanied by either a scream or a sudden loud noise and transition to black screen.
User avatar #66 - hydraetis (09/20/2014) [-]
Meh even that is still a little bit cheap to me, but again that's just because I'm a major hard-ass when it comes to the horror genre. I just like horror when it's executed more like a psychological thriller.
#70 - How would bringing the corruption of 4Chan to the media do any… 09/20/2014 on 8chan may need us. Read desc 0
#11 - Nah it's a candlestick 09/20/2014 on Face off 0
#74 - SJW's trivialise basically every single issue they bring up. … 09/20/2014 on Effect of feminism +2
#89 - Fapping doesn't even feel all that good to me anymore. The onl… 09/20/2014 on The most annoying gif +6
#220 - And then you become one of the pc gamers addicted to 60fps max… 09/20/2014 on Graphics +1
#217 - Because if you're talking desktop, sure it'll be cheaper. But … 09/20/2014 on Graphics 0
#6 - reminded me of this 09/20/2014 on Shoes +1
#42 - Lol, men chose to do that buddy. pre 1900s women weren't allow…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/20/2014 on ouch -3
User avatar #48 - catdownstairz (09/20/2014) [-]
Yeah cause Joan of Arc didnt exist, nor did cleopatra, Eleanor of Aquitaine, Hatshepsut, Maria Theresa, Empress Theodora, Wu Zetian, Isabella I of Castile, Elizabeth I of England, Empress Dowager Cixi, Catherine II of Russia, Queen Victoria or Boudicca
User avatar #101 - fausticorn (09/20/2014) [-]
A lot of those names make me think you've played a lot of Civ V
#114 - catdownstairz (09/21/2014) [-]
.....maybe
#18 - Comment deleted 09/20/2014 on mfw watching the Referendum 0
#13 - Kollektivet. Browse channel, click on funny music videos. 09/20/2014 on Doctor OC comic 0
#45 - 60fps in a movie disgusting  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2014 on Listen with headphones,... 0
User avatar #46 - nimithecat (09/20/2014) [-]
Well, what if you were able to look around in each scene a little bit? Like a cutscene from metal gear solid 2 when you hold the R1 button?
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User avatar #11 - revengeforfreeze (03/30/2014) [-]
are you from denmark or norway?
User avatar #10 - lolollo (01/14/2014) [-]
So were you hoping to get in on the conversation where you just went through a thumbed down all my comments or are you just looking for a petty victory? I'm not having much luck with the other guy, and seeing as how it's obvious you disagree with what I said. I just wanted to pinpoint which part it was.
User avatar #9 - revengeforfreeze (10/10/2013) [-]
ijustwanttobecool
User avatar #3 - someponynew (04/12/2013) [-]
Thanks for your help with that dude last night, he was probably the worst troll I've ever seen.
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