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hydraetis

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Steam Profile: Hydraetis
X-box Gamertag: Azhaius
PSN: Hydraetis
Date Signed Up:12/07/2010
Last Login:3/06/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#3989
Comment Ranking:#2291
Highest Content Rank:#3991
Highest Comment Rank:#1548
Content Thumbs: 928 total,  1130 ,  202
Comment Thumbs: 8345 total,  10805 ,  2460
Content Level Progress: 20% (2/10)
Level 79 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 80 Content: Srs Business
Comment Level Progress: 25% (25/100)
Level 273 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 274 Comments: Ninja Pirate
Subscribers:1
Content Views:93654
Times Content Favorited:108 times
Total Comments Made:5559
FJ Points:8223

latest user's comments

#135 - I feel like he'd fit more as the uncle 01/13/2015 on Life is hard 0
#2 - There's two of them in the Bee and Barb. Place is a bit of a r… 01/13/2015 on Skyrim Wedding Crash 0
#25 - No way man. 1) Get hired as target's gardener 2)… 01/13/2015 on Master Of Camoflage +19
#16 - These ******* artists are getting too damned good… 01/13/2015 on Fun With Statues 0
#43 - Ah, good, I was right. You were just making a funny in your or… 01/13/2015 on Algae lamps 0
#60 - "Dost thou wish to" suits better 01/13/2015 on It's Becky 0
#59 - If you're just into long they're fine I guess but they could b…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/13/2015 on It's Becky +2
User avatar #72 - becauseoprahsaidso (01/13/2015) [-]
oh god yes YES
#65 - anonexplains (01/13/2015) [-]
The selling point for me is the rope around her ankles and her screaming for mommy before the trunk shuts.
#70 - lolzthree (01/13/2015) [-]
#26 - .....what 01/13/2015 on This hit close to home for... +3
#55 - I used to do that but then I got lazy 01/13/2015 on Power Out 0
#34 - Why the **** are we still making those damn things 01/13/2015 on Play with me +6
#53 - I always have to slightly cross my eyes to refocus though that…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/13/2015 on Power Out 0
User avatar #54 - necrophyxia (01/13/2015) [-]
I just highlight it
User avatar #55 - hydraetis (01/13/2015) [-]
I used to do that but then I got lazy
#45 - Oh **** it's for DS? Fukken rights time to go see… 01/13/2015 on Just becaue 0
#215 - Ukraine already had its two months of 'breaking news' time 01/13/2015 on Anonymous declares war on ISIS 0
#214 - For now, it is absolutely cringe. But if they actually do end … 01/13/2015 on Anonymous declares war on ISIS 0
#78 - It appears the comment has been taken down up? to onl…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/13/2015 on sweatie(: +1
User avatar #85 - teevee (01/13/2015) [-]
last I checked, it reached -18000. godspeed, anon...
#79 - ohemgeezus (01/13/2015) [-]
Yeah I know, admin fucked it up, but he's still number 1
User avatar #86 - teevee (01/13/2015) [-]
9/11? What? That wasn't even remotely funny.
Neither was the last pic.
This pic fails.

-Anon; creator of the finest comment our fair site has seen...
#88 - ohemgeezus (01/13/2015) [-]
not sure why you quoted that to me, but ok
#244 - I hope to hell the day I get laid I don't pull anything as emb… 01/13/2015 on dank WebM compilation (pt... +1
#243 - Are there more videos like this? 01/13/2015 on dank WebM compilation (pt... 0
#240 - He's got some good **** 01/13/2015 on dank WebM compilation (pt... +1
#99 - "Mom, dad, I'm a real ***** ." 01/13/2015 on Niggas have no chill -Comp 0
#117 - President is just a title. If you were the leader of an author… 01/13/2015 on remember when dubstep was cool 0
#33 - Got to the woman turning her head. Had a minor heart attack. C… 01/12/2015 on gunshow -1
#40 - It wouldn't be as effective if it was in tl;dr format. 01/12/2015 on Tumblr and 4chan +1
#188 - I had the chance to lose it at 16. But I ****** i… 01/12/2015 on worth it -1
#186 - A lot of 13 year olds actually. I've heard multiple stories of… 01/12/2015 on worth it -1
#45 - What if I'm not attracted to bigger women  [+] (2 new replies) 01/12/2015 on Sneky Snek -1
#52 - piraterobins (01/12/2015) [-]
>not being attracted to child bearing hips
User avatar #56 - plasticcup (01/12/2015) [-]
I have heard the hips bear the grandest of children.

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User avatar #11 - revengeforfreeze (03/30/2014) [-]
are you from denmark or norway?
User avatar #10 - lolollo (01/14/2014) [-]
So were you hoping to get in on the conversation where you just went through a thumbed down all my comments or are you just looking for a petty victory? I'm not having much luck with the other guy, and seeing as how it's obvious you disagree with what I said. I just wanted to pinpoint which part it was.
User avatar #9 - revengeforfreeze (10/10/2013) [-]
ijustwanttobecool
User avatar #3 - someponynew (04/12/2013) [-]
Thanks for your help with that dude last night, he was probably the worst troll I've ever seen.
#1 - uGoTpWnD (11/03/2011) [-]
Hello, it's just your friendly neighbourhood spiderman. Dropping bye to steal your comment virginity!!!! EH!
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