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Date Signed Up:12/07/2010
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#48 - Coffin. Btw, considering that "meatshield" …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2015 on Nooooooob +2
User avatar #50 - muchoslibros (03/09/2015) [-]
Funeral Music, Piano and Viola Yes.
#27 - no 03/09/2015 on Pokemon ORAS Mod 0
#45 - alright well have fun with the rest of your day **********…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/09/2015 on Nooooooob +1
User avatar #46 - muchoslibros (03/09/2015) [-]
How about you answer my fucking riddle and I quit shitposting for good.

When you see me you can't use me. When you use me you can't see me. When you buy me you can see me. What am I?

Answer it you worthless meatshield
User avatar #48 - hydraetis (03/09/2015) [-]
Coffin.

Btw, considering that "meatshield" bit, maybe you should go read up on what the cadets program is since you still apparently don't understand how it works.
User avatar #50 - muchoslibros (03/09/2015) [-]
Funeral Music, Piano and Viola Yes.
#43 - Nope. Currently third year in engineering at my provincial uni…  [+] (13 new replies) 03/09/2015 on Nooooooob +10
#56 - kulamia (03/09/2015) [-]
RCAC? I was in the US Civil Air Patrol, we did some exercises together near the border.
User avatar #47 - BlazinSun (03/09/2015) [-]
Did you complete Glider or Power?
User avatar #51 - hydraetis (03/09/2015) [-]
Neither, actually. In terms of the extracurricular stuff I just did sports and headed my squadron's range team.
User avatar #52 - BlazinSun (03/09/2015) [-]
holly hell, small world, so did I. lol
were you around for the ARMIC course?
It's pretty new, I was in the first Serial.
User avatar #54 - hydraetis (03/09/2015) [-]
Another fun fact: the only time I did summer camp I applied for the marksmanship one, but for whatever reason ended up being placed into leadership instead (even though I'm pretty sure I only applied for marksmanship and left secondary choice empty). Even without putting any real effort into it (this was after I had stopped giving a shit in cadets), I still got the highest leadership evaluation scores in my flight, even with multiple of those "shoe-in for WO 1st class"-types in my flight.
User avatar #53 - hydraetis (03/09/2015) [-]
Umm maybe? Probably not lol. I quit in I think 2012.

To be honest, the upper ranks of my squadron both in terms of cadets and the officers where loaded with total imbeciles. Like the year where pretty much everyone in my level was getting promoted to Sgt (including the most notoriously obnoxious and incompetent kid in the squadron), I was left at FCpl, and was kept at the rank until the day I quit granted after a year of not being given the promotion I stopped giving enough of a fuck to try to get it .

The last couple of years I would just hang out around the building, not giving a shit about anything. Somewhat worked out in my favour too, as a level 4+ I didn't have any lessons to go to, and as a FCpl I didn't have any responsibilities regarding running the squadron. Plus pretty much everyone got used to the idea that I just stopped giving a shit entirely (I regularly skipped opening/closing parade by just hanging out in the change rooms or empty classrooms), so most of the time they didn't bother trying to get me to do stuff.

The range team was pretty much the only thing I put any effort into. As well known as I was in the squadron for not giving a flying fuck about the regular stuff, I was equally well known for my involvement with range. I mean that to the point where our CO (only qualified range officer) would seriously just come out, hand me the keys to the supply room, then just go back into the admin office and let me run the show every practice. It was hilarious.
User avatar #62 - BlazinSun (03/09/2015) [-]
sorry to hear, I very much enjoyed my time in cadets... although i was in a similar position as you. I retired/quit at Fcpl as well... but during the time i was injured i was told by my friends that i was to be promoted several times simply by the work i had dome before my injury. would have been a Wo2 at the least, :C
User avatar #49 - BlazinSun (03/09/2015) [-]
I wasn't able to :/
I tore my ACL and MCL before I had the chance to take the course(s)...
Such a shame.
User avatar #44 - muchoslibros (03/09/2015) [-]
sure you are m8
User avatar #45 - hydraetis (03/09/2015) [-]
alright well have fun with the rest of your day shitposting then.
User avatar #46 - muchoslibros (03/09/2015) [-]
How about you answer my fucking riddle and I quit shitposting for good.

When you see me you can't use me. When you use me you can't see me. When you buy me you can see me. What am I?

Answer it you worthless meatshield
User avatar #48 - hydraetis (03/09/2015) [-]
Coffin.

Btw, considering that "meatshield" bit, maybe you should go read up on what the cadets program is since you still apparently don't understand how it works.
User avatar #50 - muchoslibros (03/09/2015) [-]
Funeral Music, Piano and Viola Yes.
#16 - I thought it was kinda funny 03/08/2015 on people with unusual names... +1
#35 - ****** lord this is giving me flashbacks of when I was …  [+] (15 new replies) 03/08/2015 on Nooooooob +7
User avatar #42 - muchoslibros (03/09/2015) [-]
I bet you failed highschool
#43 - hydraetis (03/09/2015) [-]
Nope. Currently third year in engineering at my provincial university.

By "cadets" I was referring to the youth program that is essentially just a military-esque version of scouts which is funded by the government.
#56 - kulamia (03/09/2015) [-]
RCAC? I was in the US Civil Air Patrol, we did some exercises together near the border.
User avatar #47 - BlazinSun (03/09/2015) [-]
Did you complete Glider or Power?
User avatar #51 - hydraetis (03/09/2015) [-]
Neither, actually. In terms of the extracurricular stuff I just did sports and headed my squadron's range team.
User avatar #52 - BlazinSun (03/09/2015) [-]
holly hell, small world, so did I. lol
were you around for the ARMIC course?
It's pretty new, I was in the first Serial.
User avatar #54 - hydraetis (03/09/2015) [-]
Another fun fact: the only time I did summer camp I applied for the marksmanship one, but for whatever reason ended up being placed into leadership instead (even though I'm pretty sure I only applied for marksmanship and left secondary choice empty). Even without putting any real effort into it (this was after I had stopped giving a shit in cadets), I still got the highest leadership evaluation scores in my flight, even with multiple of those "shoe-in for WO 1st class"-types in my flight.
User avatar #53 - hydraetis (03/09/2015) [-]
Umm maybe? Probably not lol. I quit in I think 2012.

To be honest, the upper ranks of my squadron both in terms of cadets and the officers where loaded with total imbeciles. Like the year where pretty much everyone in my level was getting promoted to Sgt (including the most notoriously obnoxious and incompetent kid in the squadron), I was left at FCpl, and was kept at the rank until the day I quit granted after a year of not being given the promotion I stopped giving enough of a fuck to try to get it .

The last couple of years I would just hang out around the building, not giving a shit about anything. Somewhat worked out in my favour too, as a level 4+ I didn't have any lessons to go to, and as a FCpl I didn't have any responsibilities regarding running the squadron. Plus pretty much everyone got used to the idea that I just stopped giving a shit entirely (I regularly skipped opening/closing parade by just hanging out in the change rooms or empty classrooms), so most of the time they didn't bother trying to get me to do stuff.

The range team was pretty much the only thing I put any effort into. As well known as I was in the squadron for not giving a flying fuck about the regular stuff, I was equally well known for my involvement with range. I mean that to the point where our CO (only qualified range officer) would seriously just come out, hand me the keys to the supply room, then just go back into the admin office and let me run the show every practice. It was hilarious.
User avatar #62 - BlazinSun (03/09/2015) [-]
sorry to hear, I very much enjoyed my time in cadets... although i was in a similar position as you. I retired/quit at Fcpl as well... but during the time i was injured i was told by my friends that i was to be promoted several times simply by the work i had dome before my injury. would have been a Wo2 at the least, :C
User avatar #49 - BlazinSun (03/09/2015) [-]
I wasn't able to :/
I tore my ACL and MCL before I had the chance to take the course(s)...
Such a shame.
User avatar #44 - muchoslibros (03/09/2015) [-]
sure you are m8
User avatar #45 - hydraetis (03/09/2015) [-]
alright well have fun with the rest of your day shitposting then.
User avatar #46 - muchoslibros (03/09/2015) [-]
How about you answer my fucking riddle and I quit shitposting for good.

When you see me you can't use me. When you use me you can't see me. When you buy me you can see me. What am I?

Answer it you worthless meatshield
User avatar #48 - hydraetis (03/09/2015) [-]
Coffin.

Btw, considering that "meatshield" bit, maybe you should go read up on what the cadets program is since you still apparently don't understand how it works.
User avatar #50 - muchoslibros (03/09/2015) [-]
Funeral Music, Piano and Viola Yes.
#66 - you are one cheeky son of a bitch. 03/08/2015 on Some of the Most Powerful... +4
#241 - I have a whole bunch. (Note: as I don't do any competitive pla… 03/08/2015 on Post Yours Below 0
#35 - wasn't there a picture similar to this where the person actual… 03/08/2015 on Murder she wrote 0
#78 - probably the same thing that's wrong with people that french k… 03/08/2015 on Pepole pt 13 0
#76 - maybe you should teach your sister not to french kiss animals  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2015 on Pepole pt 13 +3
User avatar #81 - elcreepo (03/08/2015) [-]
For all I know my dad persuaded her to do it.

I haven't seen her in two years.
#100 - Rob Ford was a druggie tho 03/08/2015 on Mildly interesting +1
#53 - I think that dude needs to stay away from the VR for a while. … 03/08/2015 on VR in a nutshell +1
#65 - I thought Britain won the most wars but France won the most battles 03/08/2015 on Military Comp Part 3 (ISIS... 0
#114 - well so long as you aren't implying that stuff is supposed to … 03/08/2015 on OOoow 0
#109 - I meant the ". prior to that people were living for hundr…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/08/2015 on OOoow 0
User avatar #113 - sirpatrickiii (03/08/2015) [-]
Well the old testament talks about people who lived for almost a millennium Methuselha and Noah was fucking old when he finished the acr. The part about the giants though is a bit sketchy. I don't know man.
User avatar #114 - hydraetis (03/08/2015) [-]
well so long as you aren't implying that stuff is supposed to be real-life legit
#105 - Yeaa somehow that first line of stuff sounds like a load of cr…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/08/2015 on OOoow +1
User avatar #108 - sirpatrickiii (03/08/2015) [-]
Well I mean Cain suddenly gets a wife out of nowhere so it was either one of his sisters or God created a new one for her.
User avatar #109 - hydraetis (03/08/2015) [-]
I meant the ". prior to that people were living for hundreds of years. I think I read somewhere that they found the bones of people who were so tall they would be considered Giants." part

if you were actually being serious
User avatar #113 - sirpatrickiii (03/08/2015) [-]
Well the old testament talks about people who lived for almost a millennium Methuselha and Noah was fucking old when he finished the acr. The part about the giants though is a bit sketchy. I don't know man.
User avatar #114 - hydraetis (03/08/2015) [-]
well so long as you aren't implying that stuff is supposed to be real-life legit
#60 - >>#33 03/08/2015 on BTFO 0
#86 - I can't even get 1/3 through these any more. they're too painf… 03/08/2015 on Cringe #1 +1
#43 - I'm pretty sure France is indeed the most successful in terms …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/08/2015 on Military Comp Part 3 (ISIS... +1
User avatar #49 - englishtallybopper (03/08/2015) [-]
Technically, France won more wars than any other nation.
History doesn't begin with WW2.

However Great Britain has the highest percentage of victories in the world.

Those 2 nations have the 2 greatest military histories in the world. Their domination in Europe and later in the world in the last 1000 years until WW2 proves it.
User avatar #65 - hydraetis (03/08/2015) [-]
I thought Britain won the most wars but France won the most battles
#36 - Shame he apparently still had the smarts to wear proper biking… 03/08/2015 on Instant Karma Comp 5/whatever 0
#101 - but eve was made from adam's rib. wouldn't that technically ma…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/08/2015 on OOoow +1
User avatar #104 - sirpatrickiii (03/08/2015) [-]
I don't know man. A whole lotta shit changed when the earth got flooded. prior to that people were living for hundreds of years. I think I read somewhere that they found the bones of people who were so tall they would be considered Giants. Going off of what I said earlier though when Adam was created he was perfect in every way so when Eve was created she was just as pure and perfect as Adam was so it isn't that long of a stretch to think that maybe they were created so perfectly that when they produced offspring nothing bad could come from that since they were both so perfect. TBH bro I didn't live back then nor am I a biologist or whatever profession keeps track of this stuff Also I haven't read the bible in quite a bit so I may be even more wrong so I might be completely wrong on everything I've said to this point.
User avatar #105 - hydraetis (03/08/2015) [-]
Yeaa somehow that first line of stuff sounds like a load of crap, just being honest here.
User avatar #108 - sirpatrickiii (03/08/2015) [-]
Well I mean Cain suddenly gets a wife out of nowhere so it was either one of his sisters or God created a new one for her.
User avatar #109 - hydraetis (03/08/2015) [-]
I meant the ". prior to that people were living for hundreds of years. I think I read somewhere that they found the bones of people who were so tall they would be considered Giants." part

if you were actually being serious
User avatar #113 - sirpatrickiii (03/08/2015) [-]
Well the old testament talks about people who lived for almost a millennium Methuselha and Noah was fucking old when he finished the acr. The part about the giants though is a bit sketchy. I don't know man.
User avatar #114 - hydraetis (03/08/2015) [-]
well so long as you aren't implying that stuff is supposed to be real-life legit
#87 - I doubt stingrays are any more dangerous than one of those things. 03/08/2015 on creatures 0
#156 - pretty sure that's just in your imagination  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2015 on The Real Master Chief 0
User avatar #159 - compared (03/08/2015) [-]
I'm confident they're not.
#105 - I'm not talking about the helmets. I'm talking about the body armor. 03/07/2015 on The Real Master Chief +2

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User avatar #13 - muchoslibros (03/09/2015) [-]
Funeral March (Chopin; High Audio Version) Thank you.
User avatar #12 - muchoslibros (03/09/2015) [-]
Answer it you ******* faggot.
User avatar #11 - revengeforfreeze (03/30/2014) [-]
are you from denmark or norway?
User avatar #10 - lolollo ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
So were you hoping to get in on the conversation where you just went through a thumbed down all my comments or are you just looking for a petty victory? I'm not having much luck with the other guy, and seeing as how it's obvious you disagree with what I said. I just wanted to pinpoint which part it was.
User avatar #9 - revengeforfreeze (10/10/2013) [-]
ijustwanttobecool
User avatar #3 - someponynew (04/12/2013) [-]
Thanks for your help with that dude last night, he was probably the worst troll I've ever seen.
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