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#40 - And you got enough information to nail him as a schizophrenic … 12/17/2014 on Chief of medicine on his... 0
#33 - You might as well just ask where he lives so you can come find… 12/17/2014 on Chief of medicine on his... 0
#32 - So we're just going to assume that because one person accused …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/17/2014 on Chief of medicine on his... 0
User avatar #52 - aldkai (4 hours ago) [-]
You see,that's exactly how it starts. It's so easy to start a rumor,and near impossible to stop it. Nobody needed to actually KNOW if I was anything,or to be proven than I was;they just needed to hear about it. They would hear about one person that said "yeah he's a schizophrene" and BAM! I'm a schizophrene! Then they repeat it,and when they repeat it to each other they start to ensure themselves that this is the truth... Basically,how you build a narrative. The only person they never ever cared about was me,ironically. They never stopped to see me for themselves and ask me what I had to say! I was just an inanimate object,and they would talk around me,as if I didn't matter,of matters that were based by me. After all,we know he's schizophrenic,and his mother is the one that takes care of him.


And I wasn't a little kid,I was like,16,17 years old... One thing I will never forgive is how my distant family has been fed a narrative abotu me behind my back. They have heard terrible,humiliating stories,I have been entirely demonized to my aunts,my uncles,my cousins,my grandparents... Because she wanted to destroy me entirely,from everywhere. Nobody ever thought that she belonged to an asylum,but because of one hearsay,without even looking at me,they all thought I did.

Sorry,I'm ranting again.
#38 - kingpongthedon (12/17/2014) [-]
No, but I'm seeing many of the same traits I saw in one of my best friends before he took his life. It's not because his mom said it, it's because I recognize them myself.
User avatar #41 - hydraetis (12/17/2014) [-]
Besides, he's not going for the "everyone and everything is out to get me".

His story is simply "my mum is a fucking twat, tried to get me admitted into a psychiatric ward". Not "the psychiatric system as a whole is coming after me behind the scenes to lock me up so they can run crazy experiments on me day in and day out without anyone on the outside batting an eye."
User avatar #48 - cya (7 hours ago) [-]
" Whenever something was wrong,I could not go see a psychiatrist and ask them to do something,because my enemy would take this opportunity to "prove" I was crazy"
for him the psychiatric system as a whole is out to get him
User avatar #40 - hydraetis (12/17/2014) [-]
And you got enough information to nail him as a schizophrenic just from a couple of written paragraphs?

Why is it that everyone on the internet seems to assume the person is in the wrong in their story? (eg. someone having major issues with a parent? They're probably just an entitled little shit <- I see this occur all the time).
#36 - Dammit, beat me to the reference 12/17/2014 on The other side of things. +1
#26 - Suicune and Latios are mandatory party members whenever I capt… 12/17/2014 on Disgusting 0
#98 - I wipe my crack down with a soap bar every time I have a showe…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/17/2014 on bumburner +2
#145 - anonymous (12/17/2014) [-]
Just a little odd, at least antibacterial hand soap which is a completely different thing.

Also, what is your method of cleaning? Do you actually swipe the soap bar through your cheeks like a card?
User avatar #146 - hydraetis (12/17/2014) [-]
I wipe my ass down with soap just like how I wipe down the rest of my body with it. Since when was this a weird thing to do?
User avatar #180 - lawlfailwinepic (12/17/2014) [-]
nothing. i have a separate bar for my bum.

it's weird not to wash it, imo
#97 - The only time I have that **************** proble…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/17/2014 on bumburner +12
#109 - thetrobadour (12/17/2014) [-]
thats whay im doing man, trust me i became an expert in ass-hair, no matter what i do or how much time it takes, if its a big juicy and slimy poop, my ass hairs are gonna clog my anus
#151 - atomschlumpf (12/17/2014) [-]
Shave your ass that's fucking disgusting dude
#293 - "I personally wish we had a different category for dev/pu… 12/17/2014 on Indie Games +1
#290 - I think Starbound has promise, but for now (and probably for a… 12/17/2014 on Indie Games +1
#288 - To be fair, most indie games (particularly the ones making up … 12/17/2014 on Indie Games 0
#287 - Bastion is definitely the gold standard for Indie games. 12/17/2014 on Indie Games 0
#285 - The amount of content that has been added to that game since i… 12/17/2014 on Indie Games 0
#32 - I think he's a mailman. Seems weird that they'd send a mailman… 12/17/2014 on Edgy Political stuff 0
#192 - I think you're onto something. No way a game so simple in conc… 12/17/2014 on Aliens 0
#109 - That **** isn't fake? Good god excuse me while I …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2014 on (untitled) +6
#130 - jvizzlez (12/17/2014) [-]
booga ooga doob oog, brother. Ooga doob doob.
#26 - What's in the GIF isn't even complicated. 12/16/2014 on Paranaueeee Paranaueeee,... +1
#9 - the son has searched for the porn version so that's what his m… 12/16/2014 on How about a nice cream pie? 0
#23 - I don't get what's going on... 12/16/2014 on Mama? +2
#11 - **** it if I was in the same situation I'd be tak… 12/16/2014 on /soc/alist is a spy 0
#23 - Maybe they were bored and felt like playing lego  [+] (3 new replies) 12/16/2014 on Aliens +1
User avatar #27 - klick (12/16/2014) [-]
What if Aliens are behind Minecraft O.O
User avatar #192 - hydraetis (12/17/2014) [-]
I think you're onto something. No way a game so simple in concept could reach millions in sales without even a cent paid in advertising, and its ability to turn players into mindless drones wasting their lives on nothing but the game calls for great suspicion as well.

Without a doubt, Notch must be an alien.
#130 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
#34 - ******* english majors, man. 12/16/2014 on Tumblrinas 0
#2681 - **hydraetis used "*roll cis privilege*"** **hydraetis rolls… 12/16/2014 on Fun roll types 0
#184 - Then don't put your feet on the god damn dashboard you animal  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2014 on Spoopy fears comp part 2 +5
User avatar #188 - JebusOfSerbia (12/16/2014) [-]
#47 - No biggie. Good to see you aren't super dead though lol  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2014 on Name Change 0
User avatar #50 - thatlittledoll (12/15/2014) [-]
Yep! Cya around! Have an awesome evening and an even better tomorrow.
#101 - What if one is so far into no ***** given territo…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2014 on I Never Asked for This +4
#215 - midkupficker (12/16/2014) [-]
That's actually one of the paradoxes Buddhism leads to and why it's such bullshit.
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User avatar #11 - revengeforfreeze (03/30/2014) [-]
are you from denmark or norway?
User avatar #10 - lolollo ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
So were you hoping to get in on the conversation where you just went through a thumbed down all my comments or are you just looking for a petty victory? I'm not having much luck with the other guy, and seeing as how it's obvious you disagree with what I said. I just wanted to pinpoint which part it was.
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User avatar #3 - someponynew ONLINE (04/12/2013) [-]
Thanks for your help with that dude last night, he was probably the worst troll I've ever seen.
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