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Date Signed Up:12/07/2010
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#93 - You guys took Texas from Mexico didn't you? And aside…  [+] (13 new replies) 10/15/2014 on IM SO POLOTICAL Sfafd -3
User avatar #94 - damping (10/15/2014) [-]
We were not a super power at that time. Not even close. And what actually happened is that Americans moved to Texas, the succeeded from Mexico. Texas was independent for a few years because the US wouldn't take them in right away because they didn't want to piss off Mexico.
User avatar #99 - hydraetis (10/15/2014) [-]
Saying that you've taken the least amount of land as a superpower is still not really much of a point.
User avatar #100 - damping (10/15/2014) [-]
How isn't it? Compare the Soviet Union's land expansion to ours during the Cold War. The only reason Europe doesn't still invade places is because they are weak. Let's not forget who created the UN to stop all of the wars Europeans kept starting.
User avatar #108 - hydraetis (10/15/2014) [-]
And while the US hasn't taken land, it sure as fuck has practised imperialism. In public knowledge it's been the most active when it comes to manipulating foreign governments to make sure they're being led by people who are favourable for the US.
User avatar #109 - damping (10/15/2014) [-]
At least we still allow the people to have their own governments. My point is that when Yurop was a super power, you guys had no problem raping the rest of the world, but when someone else becomes a superpower, you guys tell us that we are being imperialist. Talk about hypocritical. The only reason the UK doesn't control India anymore is because they couldn't. Same with France and Vietnam.

Europeans and hypocrite might as well be synonyms.
User avatar #110 - hydraetis (10/15/2014) [-]
Lol I'm not even from Europe. And "at least they have their own governments" hardly applies when those people have less of an influence on the actions of said government than a nation sitting in a completely different quadrant of the Earth.
User avatar #115 - damping (10/15/2014) [-]
Also funny how Germany doesn't like us even though we saved their asses too. If it wasn't for us, they would be no better than Poland is now. The only difference between the opinions of Japan and South Korea vs Germany is that Germans are insecure about the US being more powerful than them.

User avatar #111 - damping (10/15/2014) [-]

Funny how all those Asian and Africa places we intervened really like us. (South Korea, Vietnam, Kenya, Tanzania).

But whatever. I'm sure they love the Europeans. (Africans hate Eurofags, raped the continent of all its wealth).
User avatar #102 - hydraetis (10/15/2014) [-]
The reason they don't invade is because it's been considered for a long time as not a globally acceptable thing to do.
User avatar #104 - damping (10/15/2014) [-]
And what made it a globally unacceptable thing to do? Hint Hint. It was the UN. Created by the US to foster peace.
#203 - fulgrimventris (10/15/2014) [-]
you. i like you.
User avatar #205 - damping (10/15/2014) [-]
I do my part to show Europeans how hypocritical and pathetic they are.
#208 - fulgrimventris (10/15/2014) [-]
You're doing God's work, son.
#99 - 3rd worldish view? Only rich people and minorities should get … 10/15/2014 on Shots fired 0
#52 - Van Gogh is the first thing I thought of when I saw that picture. 10/14/2014 on Awful fan man drawings. +1
#32 - So basically use Newground's voting system? 10/14/2014 on Light Bulb +5
#19 - close enough 10/14/2014 on wrestlemania XXXIIVIVV +1
#17 - With hilarious **** like this, why wouldn't you w…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/14/2014 on wrestlemania XXXIIVIVV 0
#18 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2014) [-]
thats not wwe
User avatar #19 - hydraetis (10/14/2014) [-]
close enough
#32 - I'm still jealous. 10/14/2014 on Daniel Radcliffe 0
#105 - So Route 50 leads to a Halo? 10/14/2014 on Random Fact Comp. 57 +1
#139 - So massive over consumption leading to the depletion of the wo… 10/14/2014 on Natural Order 0
#59 - Well all the unnatural things we've been doing has led to majo…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/14/2014 on Natural Order 0
User avatar #65 - dongers (10/14/2014) [-]
That brings up the point of what is good and what is bad, overpopulation also means more people and less % of deaths before making more people which could be considered good.
Good is subjective.
User avatar #139 - hydraetis (10/14/2014) [-]
So massive over consumption leading to the depletion of the world's resources, such as available food (mostly in terms of fish), fresh water, etc. is a good thing for the survival of anything on the planet?
#39 - >over level 200 for like 5 months. Apparently we do. 10/14/2014 on Ken.M +2
#82 - Doesn't even need an enb to be one of the best-looking games. … 10/13/2014 on Bordersouls 0
#12 - Best line of the video. 10/11/2014 on Tumblr in a Nutshell 0
#56 - Canada's culture is still largely identical to various parts o…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/30/2014 on trudat 0
User avatar #57 - heartbleed (09/30/2014) [-]
Well of course, but you could say that about quite a few areas in any first world country.
User avatar #81 - bloodredspark (09/30/2014) [-]
Eh. Eh? I dunno about that. Canada and America /are/ quite similar, in a lot of things. It's too long to go into details, but yeah.

inb4 "but America sux".
#53 - Canada doesn't want to be like America, but most of it has end…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/30/2014 on trudat +2
User avatar #55 - heartbleed (09/30/2014) [-]
I live in Vancouver and it's not much like what I've seen of America.. Looks alot cleaner, and has alot more Asians.
User avatar #65 - kingarturi (09/30/2014) [-]
well that's hongcouver for you.
User avatar #68 - heartbleed (09/30/2014) [-]
Asians aren't bad, they're not bad imo. Atleast compared to Indians, I lived in Surrey and all I smelled was fucking curry and weed. They also caused all sorts of violence problems with their gangs, and add to the fact that they bring their whole damn family and make gigantic oversized houses.
User avatar #56 - hydraetis (09/30/2014) [-]
Canada's culture is still largely identical to various parts of the US. Like Vancouver would have similarities to places like Seattle and LA, Toronto is similar to NYC, and Alberta is like a Canadian Montana.
User avatar #57 - heartbleed (09/30/2014) [-]
Well of course, but you could say that about quite a few areas in any first world country.
User avatar #81 - bloodredspark (09/30/2014) [-]
Eh. Eh? I dunno about that. Canada and America /are/ quite similar, in a lot of things. It's too long to go into details, but yeah.

inb4 "but America sux".
#52 - You can never truly get rid of it. No matter what, the contrab…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2014 on trudat 0
#58 - ronjeremysweiner (09/30/2014) [-]
i think if we actually dealt with the situation with millitary, and made getting blood eagled a punishment for cartel leaders, it would strongly discourage people from joining them
#44 - Related. 09/30/2014 on I'm the ghost of Halloweenie +3
#35 - Or just a simple Uruk-Hai costume. 09/30/2014 on Tags are content +11
#127 - seems strange that they'd put in a legendary drop that only so… 09/30/2014 on True 0
#126 - Man if you think Destiny is incomplete you should see Steam's …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2014 on True 0
#132 - wraithguard (09/30/2014) [-]
We're not talking about steam. That's a whole different animal.
#34 - ...I never turned the radio on. 09/30/2014 on Fallout 0
#99 - Sooo why didn't you shoot? The cooldown should have been enoug…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2014 on Halo:Reach 0
User avatar #107 - kazene (09/30/2014) [-]
Cons of doing that: He could have had grenades and the distance could have provided him enough time to chuck one (I had an AR so yea.) and possibly kill us both or just me depending on distance. He also could have had another weapon, like a DMR, to waste me in a shot. Also, he had already been hit TWICE. I could have used a grenade but the EMP blast could send it right back towards me and I don't wanna risk that.

He should have already been dead so I figured hell, I'll just melee him again and that better do the trick. Apparently not. Only one of the many examples of why I hate armor lock. Atleast in Team Deathmatches. Big Team Battle or stuff like that where you can use it to destroy vehicles is fine. But armor lock had too many quirks to begin with and there was little to no balance for it.
#98 - Only overpowered as long as you suck fighting against it. I ne… 09/30/2014 on Halo:Reach -3
#386 - Okay seriously though, I highly doubt the guy was referring so… 09/30/2014 on Whore. I got nothing for a... 0
#429 - I thought that was a little weird. Like seriously what the … 09/30/2014 on Morbid pictures comp part 2 0
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User avatar #11 - revengeforfreeze (03/30/2014) [-]
are you from denmark or norway?
User avatar #10 - lolollo (01/14/2014) [-]
So were you hoping to get in on the conversation where you just went through a thumbed down all my comments or are you just looking for a petty victory? I'm not having much luck with the other guy, and seeing as how it's obvious you disagree with what I said. I just wanted to pinpoint which part it was.
User avatar #9 - revengeforfreeze (10/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #3 - someponynew ONLINE (04/12/2013) [-]
Thanks for your help with that dude last night, he was probably the worst troll I've ever seen.
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