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#27 - **** all of them. Independent Vegas with me as ruler.  [+] (5 new replies) 03/18/2015 on The Good +54
User avatar #46 - ReeferTrees (03/18/2015) [-]
I previously posted this a while back when this very thing was brought up.

"The problem I had with all of them is they thought they could control everything just by killing others...

So I killed them all and let the land go Anarchist... Everyone died

But they died Free!"
User avatar #48 - hydraetis (03/18/2015) [-]
But the land isn't under anarchy. It's under my authoritative rule.
User avatar #49 - ReeferTrees (03/18/2015) [-]
I don't believe that was an option but I could be wrong, been years since I played it last... I was actually going to replay it a couple days ago but the case was EMPTY
User avatar #54 - civilizedwasteland (03/18/2015) [-]
You have a robot army to control and Yes Man has to do everything you say, even now more so that he uploaded himself to a computer and youre the only person that has the key to the room. I think its implied that you become the leader of New Vegas.
#20 - Forever one of my favourite pictures from the internet 03/18/2015 on Οffensive compilation part 13 +1
#14 - Okay, but then why use beginner level math on an advertisement…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2015 on Emory University 0
User avatar #15 - bossmanholms (03/18/2015) [-]
Because commonly people aren't actually looking. It's just b roll.
#11 - glorious 03/18/2015 on Murica 0
#22 - Picture 03/18/2015 on Flashy Stats on Disney... +13
#20 - Because jokes 03/18/2015 on Background +1
#322 - Final Fantasy 8 03/18/2015 on Skyrim 0
#80 - That's what I think whenever people say **** like "…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/18/2015 on an aliens guide 0
#283 - anonymous (03/18/2015) [-]
A human in his prime can outrun many animals in very long distance. That's how earlier humans hunted, like wolves.

It is true that most humans today are way below their capacity but that doesn't make the facts wrong.
User avatar #111 - wrpen (03/18/2015) [-]
Yes, we can outrun every animal on the planet, so long as we get enough of a head start.
#241 - anonymous (03/18/2015) [-]
Bullshit. No we can't. Humans don't have that much stamina. I play football and do a lot of running in general and I can't run for 4 minutes without at least slowing down.

Wolves chase bison through the snow for hours, bison manage to escape from wolves fairly often. Deer can easily bound over rocks and trees. Even the animal viewed most as a slow-moving tank, the Bear can outrun a human.
#290 - anonymous (03/19/2015) [-]
If you watch some documentaries on persistence running you'll find that a lot of the time the African tribes aren't "running" per se. A lot of that type of hunting is tracking. When the animal goes to take a rest, you interrupt it's rest by showing yourself to the prey and it runs off again. The rest it gets between the time it loses you and the time you find it eventually becomes to minimal for the animal continue and its muscles give in (not just its arms and legs but also it's heart). You aren't constantly running, you just have to continue to hunt it and track it until it gives in.
User avatar #101 - mrgilly (03/18/2015) [-]
Humans aren't physically faster than the majority of animals, that's a fact. We have the endurance and stamina to track and stalk animals for days on end though, which is what most people are referring to.
#41 - People don't naturally just float. You have to be on your back…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/18/2015 on when you balls deep +6
#58 - mrcollings (03/18/2015) [-]
nah, your body is naturally buoyant with even a small amount of air in it, so unless you have completely exhausted your lung capacity when you fall into it you will float. and most people instinctively take a breath when falling. plus like, flutter kick is a thing, you could easily get your head above water here.
User avatar #61 - aximil (03/18/2015) [-]
Head first?
#63 - hamplanet (03/18/2015) [-]
Yeah if you fall in head first you are done
User avatar #79 - nastoy (03/18/2015) [-]
Then again, who who dive headfirst into what looks like a puddle?
#177 - As long as you don't lock your knees you're fine. 03/17/2015 on Daaaaaamn +1
#299 - what?? your sac is definitely closer to your asshole …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2015 on wait... you guys exist? 0
User avatar #324 - ethkot (03/16/2015) [-]
brb gunna get my protractor out to measure the angle of my balls while sitting and standing
#296 - **** that, the people who wipe sitting down are the freaks.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2015 on wait... you guys exist? +4
User avatar #493 - shorea (03/16/2015) [-]
you gotta do a squat anyone, so why even bother standing up?
#22 - I don't think so. The train was moving slow as **** , an…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/16/2015 on Someone likes trains -3
#31 - anonymous (03/16/2015) [-]
Check comment 30 ya dingus
#29 - trollozar (03/16/2015) [-]
and to add ( i don't want to appeal as a pesimist, but i work with this on a daily basis, seeing dents shaped like skulls covered in blood and gore...
#28 - trollozar (03/16/2015) [-]
that is 80/100 tonns of steel hitting the car...
#21 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 03/16/2015 on Someone likes trains -2
#40 - anonymous (03/17/2015) [-]
Judging by the speed, and considering how heavy a fucking train is, and considering how long it takes something at that speed and of that weight to stop, the people in the car are pretty fucked. A car going that speed and hitting another car would be a pretty bad accident. Multiply the weight of the car by 10 and you've got a pretty gruesome scene.
#30 - anonymous (03/16/2015) [-]
Um. 2 of the 4 people in the car died. The man filming the train said the car was pushed almost a mile before the train stopped. He moved the camera right at impact so this gif does not show the damages.
#488 - ASUS ROG G751JT 03/16/2015 on What sort of computer do... 0
#59 - But didn't he get killed in the sentinel timeline by a s… 03/16/2015 on Hugh Jass +1
#34 - his dick must be huge. 03/16/2015 on slap slap slap slap +4
#44 - Picture 03/16/2015 on Canadian teen 0
#1467 - Samoa isn't really what I'd call a white country. 03/16/2015 on If you were stuck on an... 0
#726 - The rock already is asian.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/15/2015 on If you were stuck on an... 0
User avatar #934 - slimscheibe (03/15/2015) [-]
For realzies?
User avatar #1467 - hydraetis (03/16/2015) [-]
Samoa isn't really what I'd call a white country.
#98 - He said arts field. Arts majors that aren't related t… 03/15/2015 on Female privilege +4
#46 - >Implying there's any practical reason to evolve Eevee into…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/15/2015 on Learnering +7
#63 - shadowdmoon (03/15/2015) [-]
still needs redbull wings
User avatar #54 - Mr Unsmiley (03/15/2015) [-]
#48 - congratulations, you indeed had your terminology straight 03/15/2015 on Jesus take the Katana 0
#28 - it's like UFC except it's entertaining. 03/14/2015 on Jewish Tactics 0
#22 - Same. now if only I wasn't an unfunny **** 03/14/2015 on brushwag 0


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User avatar #13 - muchoslibros (03/09/2015) [-]
Funeral March (Chopin; High Audio Version) Thank you.
User avatar #12 - muchoslibros (03/09/2015) [-]
Answer it you ******* faggot.
User avatar #11 - revengeforfreeze (03/30/2014) [-]
are you from denmark or norway?
User avatar #10 - lolollo (01/14/2014) [-]
So were you hoping to get in on the conversation where you just went through a thumbed down all my comments or are you just looking for a petty victory? I'm not having much luck with the other guy, and seeing as how it's obvious you disagree with what I said. I just wanted to pinpoint which part it was.
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Thanks for your help with that dude last night, he was probably the worst troll I've ever seen.
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