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Date Signed Up:2/23/2012
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#85 - Ah nu cheeki breeki On that spinning wheel while the react… 03/09/2015 on Boss Battle! +1
#213 - So tell me how you want to measure time, related to earth hour…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2014 on Soon. 0
User avatar #217 - Masterpoda (12/24/2014) [-]
Given that your question is literally almost too stupid to comprehend, I apologize in advance if I fail to give a sufficient answer.

The term 'Earth hours' is limited and practically moot in the sense of physics (which you claim to know so much about).
A more versatile term would be 'observer hours' that is to say, whoever is doing the measurement of time.
If you and I were to be standing at a train station, and you were to get onto a train that shot off at the speed of light, time for you would behave differently.
you would feel as if time were passing normally and you were just on any old fast moving train.
Time would also appear to be moving normally to me at the station, but you would see time passing very quickly here, and I would see it passing very slowly on the train.

By the time you completed a 5 minute train ride, years may have passed here at the station, where I would doubtlessly have been killed by the cancer you just gave me.
#21 - Even germans don't think that this **** is funny.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/24/2014 on Not funny? -3
User avatar #28 - topperharly (12/24/2014) [-]
i am german and i think kesslers knigge is fun. sadly 99% of all german "comedians" are.....idiots.
User avatar #35 - astycz (12/24/2014) [-]
yep f.e. Raab...what a cunt
#25 - minutes (12/24/2014) [-]
It's from a german show, kesslers knigge
#91 - Let's say they measure hours in 24 units for one daycycle. So …  [+] (9 new replies) 12/24/2014 on Soon. -7
User avatar #245 - Mozzak (12/25/2014) [-]
OH MY GOD ARE YOU REALLY THIS IGNORANT
User avatar #171 - Masterpoda (12/24/2014) [-]
No he's not. General Relativity. Time passes at different rates in different places depending on gravitational distortion and relative velocity. This was discovered almost fifty years ago. I'm sorry son, the diagnosis is, you're retarded.
User avatar #213 - husidusidu (12/24/2014) [-]
So tell me how you want to measure time, related to earth hours there mr smartass.
User avatar #217 - Masterpoda (12/24/2014) [-]
Given that your question is literally almost too stupid to comprehend, I apologize in advance if I fail to give a sufficient answer.

The term 'Earth hours' is limited and practically moot in the sense of physics (which you claim to know so much about).
A more versatile term would be 'observer hours' that is to say, whoever is doing the measurement of time.
If you and I were to be standing at a train station, and you were to get onto a train that shot off at the speed of light, time for you would behave differently.
you would feel as if time were passing normally and you were just on any old fast moving train.
Time would also appear to be moving normally to me at the station, but you would see time passing very quickly here, and I would see it passing very slowly on the train.

By the time you completed a 5 minute train ride, years may have passed here at the station, where I would doubtlessly have been killed by the cancer you just gave me.
User avatar #143 - outlastgaming (12/24/2014) [-]
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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moo
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They are referring to the relativistic effects of being that close to a black hole.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_dilation#Gravitational_time_dilation
The further you travel into a so-called "gravity well" (Imagine the depression made by a bowling ball on a fabric sheet) the slower time goes.
So, if you are say on a planet orbiting a black hole (why the fuck are you on a planet orbiting a black hole for one) then the force of gravity would be strong enough to noticeably slow down time for you.
That means that the same amount of time would pass much quicker somewhere like earth (with a much shallower gravity well) then where you are.
Please, before saying that something doesn't make sense in physics, bother to actually fucking learn it.
#107 - anonymous (12/24/2014) [-]
Time bending is against physical laws. Are you in seventh grade and have never heared about special relativity?
#166 - anonymous (12/24/2014) [-]
Well actually it's general relativity, but otherwise, thumbs up to you.
#103 - anonymous (12/24/2014) [-]
pretty sure that just because thats how our system works, it may not be true for other systems.
#105 - anonymous (12/24/2014) [-]
retard
#771 - OP has clearly no clue of skinheads. Sad world. 12/24/2014 on round two! 0
#107 - Seems like you have a fabolus live when you have to identify y… 12/23/2014 on Tumblrs gender options 0
#92 - Those people just mix up schizophrenia and dissoziative identi… 12/19/2014 on Tumblr Dictionary Part 2:... 0
#373 - Just ignore this **** and attentionswhores wouldnt take… 12/12/2014 on Tumblr Mob vs Plebcomics 0
#130 - Since almost all feminazis are white, I'd welcome the end of t…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/09/2014 on Communist Kills 0
User avatar #131 - heartlessrobot (12/09/2014) [-]
But most crossdressers are either white or asian, and most of the asian ones are too hairy!
#137 - deviousdanish (12/09/2014) [-]
Think of all the crossdressers.

THINK OF THEM.
#176 - He's looking like the most unrecognizeable person that exists.… 12/09/2014 on Cryptids, Creeps, and Other... +2
#67 - That guy is russian, should be prove enough to show that this … 12/08/2014 on Stay Hydrated +2
#31 - Lets go to cincinnati and play some metro 12/06/2014 on Creepy Places +1
#35 - You should read the shadow over innsmouth or dagon. 12/06/2014 on Real life Pokemon 0
#69 - If you want to snort some white stuff you go to the smartshop … 12/02/2014 on Only in Amsterdam 0
#62 - Cheeps beer, cheap heroine, many drug addicts, a lot of 17 yea… 11/19/2014 on Full Moon over Prague 0
#55 - Being a schizophrenic with insomnia. I try hard to figure out …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2014 on Insomnia in a nutshell 0
User avatar #65 - krobeles (11/10/2014) [-]
I'm sure thats totally true, and not just something you say for attention.
I'm also totally sure you aren't 14 years old, with black-dyed combed down in front of your right eye, wearing black eye-liner and constantly talking about how you "cut to make the voices go away".
I'm so convinced that I didn't just describe you. Twat.
#4 - This is how tumblr careers start 11/02/2014 on Hey Spongebob! +4
#31 - I'm bisexual, I think I can fap to that. 11/02/2014 on True colors after the... +1
#25 - Day 301 I still don't care about this stuff. Simply i…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/02/2014 on True colors after the... 0
#29 - anonymous (11/02/2014) [-]
some feminist would yell :"That better be gay porn!"
User avatar #31 - husidusidu (11/02/2014) [-]
I'm bisexual, I think I can fap to that.
#32 - If my girlfriend would do this, I'll dump her on the spot. Neu… 10/30/2014 on Facebook (1) 0
#114 - When you start ******* up your writing and mixing lette… 10/28/2014 on Well this explains something 0
#23 - Simply ignore them. 10/27/2014 on Kay. 0
#55 - It's easy: just ignore her. 10/26/2014 on Anita goes #FullMcIntosh -1
#2406 - **husidusidu rolls 997,156,752** 10/24/2014 on Free Steam 0
#36 - good friend cut his balls off because you cant handel him … 10/22/2014 on Paradog 0
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