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- I live on McClintock and Ray. You're 20 minutes west of me. Gu…
one title to rule them all.
Death by Spatula
- You just accidentally discovered the point of the game.
Spec Ops: The Line in a...
yes, pay $30 for a game to not play it
or see it in a shop and not buy it
so you are automatically supposed to tell how the game is going to be before playing it? it's a piece of shit rushed game
Without reading any details about what actually happens, I can basically know the plot and twists because I know this is basically the videogame version of Apocalypse Now / Heart of Darkness
- An unfathomably large quantity is still not infinite, and you …
Archie's Grand Scheme!
- Anyone in charge of a ship is called a 'Captain', regardless o…
He's been lying to us all...
But he would still be an ensign, so we'd all ignore his ass.
- OH ****, we got some brown guys at the race! Look at them glan…
/b/ finding pics of the...
- No ****?
- "Next"? People having been getting to the front page…
Not this specific web comic
- A ponytail...?
I know it's a ponytail. I just doesn't fit in at all.
It's placed way to high compared to the shape of her head.
It also leaves too much hair on the side anyway, so why would she even do that to begin with?
I can't even.
I do... but then, I have longer hair than her and it makes more sense...
But if you still have hair in your face then you are doing it wrong.
That's it. I'm tired. I'm done. I'm out.
the hair just escapes out of the tail... because it hates you.
Could it be... that it's a hairstyle?
Sure it works for people with long hair and if you actually do it right.
Like this I guess.
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