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- I do that too, or with a coin, I got a bad fear of tearing my …
i dont think thats a bad fear
dat assss..... im out
- "You better check yo self before you wreck yo self" …
- "Mans Raider" made me laugh too hard.
OLLY THE MAN
- I know that feel bro, especially when retarded Japan denounces…
fucking shit, don't even get me started on Japan.
>one of my first matches, no idea wtf i'm doing
>japan right next to me to the west
>keeps building shitty towns next to me
>i tell him to fuck off away from me
>"fruck u we settle what lands we prease"
>buy a SINGLE piece of land near his that had horses
>"aww sirry wrhite man want our grorious land, DENOUNCE, DENOUNCE"
End up fucking him over down to his last base and decide to leave him be with a base that I could easily fuck over if he tries me again, he tells me to go fuck myself.
Needless to say, Japan didn't get to use Giant death robot.
- So there's a possibility that mushrooms may begin to grow out …
When it grows cut it and deep fry it. Regain the protein
- When doing sit ups, your moving range is not supposed to be that far.
Those are crunches... Sit ups are sitting all the way up like that kid is doing
"Great Medical Disasters", Gordon, Richard. 2001. Print. Page 15.
Man, it's college, but Bill isn't doing any studying at all. He's going to fail out.
there's you citation
Would have been perfect if it had of said bob instead of bill
Search Robert Liston. He is very famous and is the subject of many urban legend rumours amongst surgical staff in hospitals. One friend when he first joined a hospital as a surgeon, was told to set up a bed which could potentially recreate the situation. They said it was for educational purposes, he spent about 7 hours on it and then got put on leave straight away for an undiagnosed medical disorder. He didn't have a problem, but the head of the area thought he was attempting to kill the next patient to use the bed.
Not sure how well wikipedia goes for citation, but still:
He also once amputated a testical on accident when he tried to amputate a leg.
*Because he was known for amputating really fast, which at the time was believed to be the most humane and painless way of amputation.
- Cmon neckbeards.
Let's make friends
- ..or worse.
He Was Never Going To Win...
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