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#4 - The point of the comic is that women just happen to get over e…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/16/2014 on Men! 2 +9
#9 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/16/2014) [-]
Agreed. You have to be fucking retarded in order to accept, that such is supposed to be the norms of social behavior. Anyhow, i have seen this crap before, but it still bothers me that there are people out there whom are willing to waste their own fucking brain power on such pathetic, disgraceful, and un-intellectual methods of SLOW social interactions.
GG, no fucking re. This is why i take relationships for free. I guess being secure in an apparently "insane" level as a Norwegian pays off, but no fucking way i will ever get together with those around which are practically indirectly ask me out.
I got no time for time wasted. Take this as a note. Your life WILL become more glorious!
#127 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/16/2014) [-]
I agree, I wish people just had the balls to just come out and be like "hey, you're attractive, wanna date?" or "hey, youre hot, wanna have sex?" and im not excluding myself i wish i was like that too. it beats having to waste time flirting by asking about shit you dont care about
#17 - deadmansdope (02/16/2014) [-]
#27 - In your picture, that's what they do.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2014 on Will you be mine? +1
User avatar #28 - kothaex (02/15/2014) [-]
The first image, yes. That's not mine.
If you'd care to scroll down to my own screenshot you'll see I'm all for realism.
#25 - I prefer to be immersed in the game, rather than have 30 mods …  [+] (5 new replies) 02/15/2014 on Will you be mine? +1
#61 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/15/2014) [-]
Has about 15 mods for most of my Bethesda games, none of them include any better female, BBB or sexual compensation mods. There are literally hundreds of mods out there that just makes those small things you would prefer to be a tiny better, better.
So no, you don't NEED tons of mods giving bigger tits if you don't want, but maybe you want one or two for crash fixes, new quest if you feel like testing the community out or new weapons just for funsies. I just don't get all the rage...

#42 - existacne (02/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #26 - kothaex (02/15/2014) [-]
Mods don't necessarily do that.
#27 - hurrdurka (02/15/2014) [-]
In your picture, that's what they do.
User avatar #28 - kothaex (02/15/2014) [-]
The first image, yes. That's not mine.
If you'd care to scroll down to my own screenshot you'll see I'm all for realism.
#13 - I think these ball comics have progressed too far, and this … 02/15/2014 on The Love Triangle +1
#41 - I can't wait for it!  [+] (2 new replies) 02/15/2014 on Africa Comp +22
#96 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/15/2014) [-]
Risking your life in a heist for banans
#82 - mooghens (02/15/2014) [-]
Can't wait to steal all their watermelons
#217 - >What is your ethnicity?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/14/2014 on FJ Demographics +17
#494 - cagetheelophant (02/15/2014) [-]
#214 - I am also important, right? 02/14/2014 on FJ Demographics 0
#1197 - **hurrdurka rolled user blackquill ** I'm going to … 02/14/2014 on ITT: Roll your valentine +1
#26 - That is a ******* brilliant name, I can honestly … 02/14/2014 on And he has lasers 0
#28 - >Democratic People's Republic of Korea Hahahahahahaha!  [+] (25 new replies) 02/12/2014 on North Korea is best Korea +140
User avatar #52 - SteyrAUG (02/13/2014) [-]
They had elections in saddam hussein's iraq too. He always seemed to get 100% of the vote.
#50 - kmichel (02/12/2014) [-]
They actually have elections. There is only one candidate on the ballot though.
User avatar #43 - noooooooooo (02/12/2014) [-]
One thing I have learned about communist countries is that hey use the word "People" and "Democratic" a lot.
#186 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/13/2014) [-]
"We the people"


- North Korea/America
User avatar #183 - JuliusC (02/13/2014) [-]
well technically the old soviet union was actually democratic, you could vote for a communist canidate... or a communist canidate, by all regards it was a democracy, just a totalitarian democracy
#162 - gerfox (02/13/2014) [-]
Communists aren't they only ones who use "democratic" and "people" in their names to make it seem like the rule is legit, organized and justified. The Democratic Republic of Congo is another example, who are not communist.
#58 - brokded (02/13/2014) [-]
sounds like 'murka
User avatar #184 - JuliusC (02/13/2014) [-]
pretty sure what this picture is describing is a little thing called "life"
most of these things have been going on since the beginning of civiliation, so i guess if you really wanna be "free" then go right ahead and go live like a savage, wouldnt bother us none
User avatar #211 - brokded (02/13/2014) [-]
for sure man
User avatar #115 - nitsuan (02/13/2014) [-]
Learn to drive? Feel free not to; it's your problem when walking everywhere starts taking too long
Get a job? Ya, if you want income, but you know, feel free to live on the streets and have no possessions and what not
Go to work? Read "get a job"
Get a girlfriend? No one says you have to, you twat
Have children? Again, who said you have to?
Follow fashion? You're always following some fashion whether it be popular or not
Act normal? People act as they please, but if you want to be a lunatic then feel free.
Walk on the pavement? Enjoy getting hit by 4000 pounds of industrial machine at 45 mph, you idiot.
Watch TV? I repeat; who said you have to?
Obey the law? Or you know, go to jail, your choice. The law in America is generally not too bad to follow.
Save for your old age? My retired grandfather travels the world. He saved like every other smart person does. I hope you like concrete for a bed at the age of 65.

Putting it simply, you're retarded.

User avatar #210 - brokded (02/13/2014) [-]
#113 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/13/2014) [-]
"Obey the law"

Do sane people say no to this?
User avatar #110 - mailstrom (02/13/2014) [-]
This actually reminds me of a discussion we had in a college English class a few days ago. What is shown in the picture is people conforming, but is going against that not conforming? The so-called rebellious teenagers are conforming to a different set of ideals, but in effect, are still conforming. So is there really such a thing as a non-conformist?

shit blew my mind
User avatar #96 - xsap (02/13/2014) [-]
Doing the exact opposite of what that poster says makes you a hobo... i rather be a "slave to the government" than a uneducated, unemployed piece of shit.
User avatar #80 - defender (02/13/2014) [-]
Any person that has this picture and believes it needs to be kicked in the dick/cunt really hard with steel toed boots
User avatar #212 - brokded (02/13/2014) [-]
whatever you say person
User avatar #221 - defender (02/13/2014) [-]
Are you one of those plebs that believes this picture
#208 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/13/2014) [-]
like it isnt the truth? lel you are forced into doing shit you dont want to by the system
User avatar #222 - defender (02/13/2014) [-]
Right the big bad government makes you do all these things
#215 - rainbowhead (02/13/2014) [-]
> forced
User avatar #83 - newsuperyoshi (02/13/2014) [-]
I know some rednecks that would gladly do it.
User avatar #69 - amata (02/13/2014) [-]
Yeah, I'm free to do those things or not do them. It's up to me what I want to do with my life. What's shown in your pic, that's the common path, because not everyone can be special snowflakes. Certain people, such as film stars, famous authors, high-ranking authority figures...they don't have to do half of that shit, because they are the special snowflakes. The government doesn't tell me my future, I decide for myself if I want to pursue a middle class life or if I want to put in the extra effort and reach higher. Same as in any other First-World country.
I get it, you were just poking fun, nothing to get butthurt over. That picture is edgy as hell, though, and was probably made by someone who actually believed it's message. Kinda bugs me
#68 - UnoSkullmanx (02/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #67 - thefates (02/13/2014) [-]
But don't you need to do those things to survive? Like you could avoid driving and getting married but don't you WANT to do those things? This seems like complaining for the sake of complaining. The only alternative you have is death because no matter where you go you're going to have to work.
#41 - infadel (02/12/2014) [-]
#5 - Yet he is still different. 02/12/2014 on I died a little haha +6
#27 - Reminds me of this. 02/09/2014 on Genius +12
#105 - Picture 02/09/2014 on Foul Bacherlor Frog Comp #4 0
#42 - I don't man, a burger is pretty small for an alligator.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/09/2014 on McBritain +1
#43 - nelliel (02/09/2014) [-]
now you've got the right idea
when you consume the burger you also consume its soul
you remember that
#38 - Yes, because I can unhinge my jaw and take snake bite sizes.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/09/2014 on McBritain +4
#41 - nelliel (02/09/2014) [-]
than try being an alligator instead
#42 - hurrdurka (02/09/2014) [-]
I don't man, a burger is pretty small for an alligator.
#43 - nelliel (02/09/2014) [-]
now you've got the right idea
when you consume the burger you also consume its soul
you remember that
#48 - Picture 02/08/2014 on Do you see it? ;) +1
#38 - Comment deleted 02/02/2014 on effects of feminism part 7263 0
#8 - This is some deep **** son. 02/02/2014 on Some plan +7
#8 - I know that feel bro, my mother is always anticipating another… 02/02/2014 on Standing by the river +2
#186 - Only slightly. 02/02/2014 on the genes +1
#2 - Do you even lift? 02/02/2014 on oh noo +1
#44 - Comment deleted 02/02/2014 on Please Read -1
#6 - That ******* asshole, I thought he was a pacifist… 02/02/2014 on India cant have nice things +9
#642 - Laughed my ass off at video 2 "BURN DEH WITCH!" 01/31/2014 on Cringe Compilation Part 5 0
#21 - >Be poorfag >Have Xbox and only play BFBC2 >…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/31/2014 on Fuck these people +3
#47 - iphraem (01/31/2014) [-]
do flip and fly into tree and die... Yo
#46 - iphraem has deleted their comment.
User avatar #37 - roflstorm (01/31/2014) [-]
You flipped into a tree?

>First ever game on Onslaught DLC
> Atacama. Second biggest map in the entire game.
> Hardcore.
> Get into heli.
> Do a backflip and kill teammate.

I wasn't even 12 feet of the ground when i flipped the damn thing

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