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#12 - Picture 02/19/2014 on Growing up +1
#28 - I like this guy, he gets straight down to the nitty gritty. 02/19/2014 on Sext Me +4
#61 - Finally, I'm famous! 02/19/2014 on FJ Demographics (Redo) +1
#39 - >Famine force My sides are in orbit! 02/18/2014 on Polan Stronk! +1
#17 - Damn! That Eagle is cool as **** . 02/17/2014 on golden eagle is the... 0
#28 - I can safely say I'm 'myrin. 02/17/2014 on Oooh Gosling +9
#15 - mfw I found out what was really going on. I honestly thought I… 02/16/2014 on Flappybird Vs. Helicopter +4
#6 - Awh yes, the incredible power of ghillie suits. 02/16/2014 on Element of surprise +6
#3 - I don't like the way he celebrated at the end as if he had bee…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/16/2014 on Always in the last lap -13
User avatar #28 - reaperoxide (02/16/2014) [-]
He did good enough to get there, and from my knowledge falling down isn't really that much of a skill.
User avatar #11 - Snookbone (02/16/2014) [-]
His expression is more of disbelief than anything. Go look this guy Bradbury up though, he's been through some pretty horrific injuries and been so close to winning so many times. He actually questioned whether he would go up and accept the medal, but he decided to take it not for this one race, but for the 12 years that led up to it.
User avatar #7 - spacepixel (02/16/2014) [-]
There was obviously extra gravity in that rink.
#6 - huntronicles (02/16/2014) [-]
>in Olympics
>trained all my life to be there
>losing race badly, having an off day
>in last place on the last lap, realize your life training in gonna be wasted
>opponents all fall down, you pass and get a gold medal
you expect that man to not be happy ?
User avatar #5 - necrid (02/16/2014) [-]
The way I saw it was more of, "I can't believe that actually happened." Didn't seem like it was really celebrating like that to me.
User avatar #4 - chrillic (02/16/2014) [-]
#4 - The point of the comic is that women just happen to get over e…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/16/2014 on Men! 2 +9
#9 - Womens Study Major (02/16/2014) [-]
Agreed. You have to be fucking retarded in order to accept, that such is supposed to be the norms of social behavior. Anyhow, i have seen this crap before, but it still bothers me that there are people out there whom are willing to waste their own fucking brain power on such pathetic, disgraceful, and un-intellectual methods of SLOW social interactions.
GG, no fucking re. This is why i take relationships for free. I guess being secure in an apparently "insane" level as a Norwegian pays off, but no fucking way i will ever get together with those around which are practically indirectly ask me out.
I got no time for time wasted. Take this as a note. Your life WILL become more glorious!
#127 - Womens Study Major (02/16/2014) [-]
I agree, I wish people just had the balls to just come out and be like "hey, you're attractive, wanna date?" or "hey, youre hot, wanna have sex?" and im not excluding myself i wish i was like that too. it beats having to waste time flirting by asking about shit you dont care about
#17 - deadmansdope (02/16/2014) [-]
#27 - In your picture, that's what they do.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2014 on Will you be mine? +1
User avatar #28 - kothaex (02/15/2014) [-]
The first image, yes. That's not mine.
If you'd care to scroll down to my own screenshot you'll see I'm all for realism.
#25 - I prefer to be immersed in the game, rather than have 30 mods …  [+] (5 new replies) 02/15/2014 on Will you be mine? +1
#61 - Womens Study Major (02/15/2014) [-]
Has about 15 mods for most of my Bethesda games, none of them include any better female, BBB or sexual compensation mods. There are literally hundreds of mods out there that just makes those small things you would prefer to be a tiny better, better.
So no, you don't NEED tons of mods giving bigger tits if you don't want, but maybe you want one or two for crash fixes, new quest if you feel like testing the community out or new weapons just for funsies. I just don't get all the rage...

#42 - existacne (02/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #26 - kothaex (02/15/2014) [-]
Mods don't necessarily do that.
#27 - hurrdurka (02/15/2014) [-]
In your picture, that's what they do.
User avatar #28 - kothaex (02/15/2014) [-]
The first image, yes. That's not mine.
If you'd care to scroll down to my own screenshot you'll see I'm all for realism.
#13 - I think these ball comics have progressed too far, and this … 02/15/2014 on The Love Triangle +1
#41 - I can't wait for it!  [+] (2 new replies) 02/15/2014 on Africa Comp +22
#96 - Womens Study Major (02/15/2014) [-]
Risking your life in a heist for banans
#82 - mooghens (02/15/2014) [-]
Can't wait to steal all their watermelons
#217 - >What is your ethnicity?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/14/2014 on FJ Demographics +17
#494 - cagetheelophant (02/15/2014) [-]
#214 - I am also important, right? 02/14/2014 on FJ Demographics 0
#1197 - **hurrdurka rolled user blackquill ** I'm going to … 02/14/2014 on ITT: Roll your valentine +1
#26 - That is a ******* brilliant name, I can honestly … 02/14/2014 on And he has lasers 0
#28 - >Democratic People's Republic of Korea Hahahahahahaha!  [+] (25 new replies) 02/12/2014 on North Korea is best Korea +140
User avatar #52 - SteyrAUG (02/13/2014) [-]
They had elections in saddam hussein's iraq too. He always seemed to get 100% of the vote.
#50 - kmichel (02/12/2014) [-]
They actually have elections. There is only one candidate on the ballot though.
User avatar #43 - noooooooooo (02/12/2014) [-]
One thing I have learned about communist countries is that hey use the word "People" and "Democratic" a lot.
#186 - Womens Study Major (02/13/2014) [-]
"We the people"


- North Korea/America
User avatar #183 - JuliusC (02/13/2014) [-]
well technically the old soviet union was actually democratic, you could vote for a communist canidate... or a communist canidate, by all regards it was a democracy, just a totalitarian democracy
#162 - gerfox (02/13/2014) [-]
Communists aren't they only ones who use "democratic" and "people" in their names to make it seem like the rule is legit, organized and justified. The Democratic Republic of Congo is another example, who are not communist.
#58 - brokded (02/13/2014) [-]
sounds like 'murka
User avatar #184 - JuliusC (02/13/2014) [-]
pretty sure what this picture is describing is a little thing called "life"
most of these things have been going on since the beginning of civiliation, so i guess if you really wanna be "free" then go right ahead and go live like a savage, wouldnt bother us none
User avatar #211 - brokded (02/13/2014) [-]
for sure man
User avatar #115 - nitsuan (02/13/2014) [-]
Learn to drive? Feel free not to; it's your problem when walking everywhere starts taking too long
Get a job? Ya, if you want income, but you know, feel free to live on the streets and have no possessions and what not
Go to work? Read "get a job"
Get a girlfriend? No one says you have to, you twat
Have children? Again, who said you have to?
Follow fashion? You're always following some fashion whether it be popular or not
Act normal? People act as they please, but if you want to be a lunatic then feel free.
Walk on the pavement? Enjoy getting hit by 4000 pounds of industrial machine at 45 mph, you idiot.
Watch TV? I repeat; who said you have to?
Obey the law? Or you know, go to jail, your choice. The law in America is generally not too bad to follow.
Save for your old age? My retired grandfather travels the world. He saved like every other smart person does. I hope you like concrete for a bed at the age of 65.

Putting it simply, you're retarded.

User avatar #210 - brokded (02/13/2014) [-]
#113 - Womens Study Major (02/13/2014) [-]
"Obey the law"

Do sane people say no to this?
User avatar #110 - mailstrom (02/13/2014) [-]
This actually reminds me of a discussion we had in a college English class a few days ago. What is shown in the picture is people conforming, but is going against that not conforming? The so-called rebellious teenagers are conforming to a different set of ideals, but in effect, are still conforming. So is there really such a thing as a non-conformist?

shit blew my mind
User avatar #96 - xsap (02/13/2014) [-]
Doing the exact opposite of what that poster says makes you a hobo... i rather be a "slave to the government" than a uneducated, unemployed piece of shit.
User avatar #80 - defender (02/13/2014) [-]
Any person that has this picture and believes it needs to be kicked in the dick/cunt really hard with steel toed boots
User avatar #212 - brokded (02/13/2014) [-]
whatever you say person
User avatar #221 - defender (02/13/2014) [-]
Are you one of those plebs that believes this picture
#208 - Womens Study Major (02/13/2014) [-]
like it isnt the truth? lel you are forced into doing shit you dont want to by the system
User avatar #222 - defender (02/13/2014) [-]
Right the big bad government makes you do all these things
#215 - rainbowhead (02/13/2014) [-]
> forced
User avatar #83 - newsuperyoshi (02/13/2014) [-]
I know some rednecks that would gladly do it.
User avatar #69 - amata (02/13/2014) [-]
Yeah, I'm free to do those things or not do them. It's up to me what I want to do with my life. What's shown in your pic, that's the common path, because not everyone can be special snowflakes. Certain people, such as film stars, famous authors, high-ranking authority figures...they don't have to do half of that shit, because they are the special snowflakes. The government doesn't tell me my future, I decide for myself if I want to pursue a middle class life or if I want to put in the extra effort and reach higher. Same as in any other First-World country.
I get it, you were just poking fun, nothing to get butthurt over. That picture is edgy as hell, though, and was probably made by someone who actually believed it's message. Kinda bugs me
#68 - UnoSkullmanx (02/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #67 - thefates (02/13/2014) [-]
But don't you need to do those things to survive? Like you could avoid driving and getting married but don't you WANT to do those things? This seems like complaining for the sake of complaining. The only alternative you have is death because no matter where you go you're going to have to work.
#41 - infadel (02/12/2014) [-]
#5 - Yet he is still different. 02/12/2014 on I died a little haha +6
#27 - Reminds me of this. 02/09/2014 on Genius +12
#105 - Picture 02/09/2014 on Foul Bacherlor Frog Comp #4 0
#42 - I don't man, a burger is pretty small for an alligator.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/09/2014 on McBritain +1
#43 - nelliel (02/09/2014) [-]
now you've got the right idea
when you consume the burger you also consume its soul
you remember that
#38 - Yes, because I can unhinge my jaw and take snake bite sizes.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/09/2014 on McBritain +4
#41 - nelliel (02/09/2014) [-]
than try being an alligator instead
#42 - hurrdurka (02/09/2014) [-]
I don't man, a burger is pretty small for an alligator.
#43 - nelliel (02/09/2014) [-]
now you've got the right idea
when you consume the burger you also consume its soul
you remember that
#48 - Picture 02/08/2014 on Do you see it? ;) +1

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