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#175 - Like this *roll picture*  [+] (2 new replies) 10/29/2012 on A Joke In Bad Taste +1
#188 - soulkiller has deleted their comment.
#198 - itsmewaffle (10/29/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure he did that purposely.
#8 - I bet that was OP. 10/28/2012 on It Finally Happened +7
#46 - They dropped out because they were smart, not dropped out and … 10/28/2012 on Grades +30
#21 - One of the best designs I've ever seen on an Xbox. 10/28/2012 on xbox 720 +7
#61 - Comment deleted 10/28/2012 on leukemia -2
#60 - Next Justin Bieber concert will look like a Nazi skinhead gathering.  [+] (9 new replies) 10/28/2012 on leukemia +134
User avatar #432 - zetche (10/28/2012) [-]
That's just a exact copy OF EVERY OTHER COMMENT ON THE JUSTIN BIEBER CANCER POSTS!
#363 - therealrainbowdash (10/28/2012) [-]
#107 - aliflol (10/28/2012) [-]
For God's sake everyone is saying this exact same comment every time.
User avatar #77 - nigerianprince (10/28/2012) [-]
OH MY GOD MY SIDES
#216 - deathtoaloneman (10/28/2012) [-]
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User avatar #255 - IncarceratedNinja (10/28/2012) [-]
just curious, is that read human cadaver?
User avatar #327 - daentraya (10/28/2012) [-]
Fake. This would not be possible with a read human cadaver, unless you dedicated yourself to make it so
User avatar #639 - IncarceratedNinja (10/29/2012) [-]
real* gosh.
User avatar #640 - daentraya (10/29/2012) [-]
Your typo spread to me.. I didnt even notice
I blame you
#183 - How could it get even worse?! 10/28/2012 on A good example +2
#30 - Thanks mate.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2012 on You gonna eat that? 0
#32 - Womens Study Major (10/27/2012) [-]
you can also try putting sprinkling just a tiny bit of sugar over it as well. It'll go right in with the natural juices and add just a tiny bit of flavor.
#28 - Any know how to make a good beef steak? I keep trying with…  [+] (12 new replies) 10/27/2012 on You gonna eat that? 0
User avatar #45 - friendlyanonymous (10/27/2012) [-]
Step 1: Buy t-bone
Step 2: Place steak on grill
Step 3: Get lazy, instead take steak off the grill and just eat it.
Step 4: Realize you just ate a blue-rare steak.
User avatar #33 - johnnybtrollin (10/27/2012) [-]
get smoked salts, dried oregano, pepper, dried dill and mix them all together.
start your barbecue.
get steak.
rub your spice mix all over your steak.
put steak on barbecue.
wait till juices are sealed.
drip a little water and rub more spices on the uncooked side.
flip to the uncooked side to the fire.
drip a little water and rub more spices on the cooked side.
repeat until sides are crusty.
now if its a big fat steak, get a knife and a fork and cut it in half, but not entirely, it has to look like a butterfly.
rub more spices on that motherfucker, the side you just cut and put that side on the fire.
drip water and rub spices on the cooked side and flip over to the cut-side.
drip water and add spices to the side you cut and flip it over immediately, put it on the fire.
do it until you consider it done.
enjoy.
User avatar #46 - jurisultima (10/27/2012) [-]
Dude, dannie is right, you only flip a steak once. Recipe for a great steak

Salt, pepper, onion or garlic powder. Mix with worchester sauce and a dash of soy sauce till it makes a thick paste. coat steak lightly on both sides with paste. Let sit at room temp for 30-45 min. (never put a cold steak on the grill). Put on heated grill. 2 minutes, rotate 60 degress without flipping, let sit for 2 more minutes. Flip, 2 minutes, rotate 60 degrees, 2 minutes. Take off grill. Let rest about 2-3 minutes. Enjoy!
User avatar #47 - johnnybtrollin (10/27/2012) [-]
i like my steaks dry and crusty goddamnit
User avatar #48 - jurisultima (10/27/2012) [-]
A crust is good, if you like dry steak, eat beef jerky
User avatar #41 - danniegurl (10/27/2012) [-]
you never want to flip that much, it lets out the natural juices, and then you don't have to add the water.
User avatar #43 - johnnybtrollin (10/27/2012) [-]
maybe thats your way of cooking it.
User avatar #44 - danniegurl (10/27/2012) [-]
it just makes it so it doesn't get too dry.
User avatar #34 - johnnybtrollin (10/27/2012) [-]
excuse grammer plx
#29 - bibbity (10/27/2012) [-]
That's because you want good beef steak, but keep putting shit that isn't beef on it. I'll give you an ancient recipe that's been passed down by the men in my family for generations.
Step one: Get a decent steak. I prefer t-bone, but scotch fillet is decent too.
Step two: Cook the fucker on the barbecue. Maybe five minutes a side, if that.
Step three: Salt and pepper is all you need on a steak. Put the damn thing in your face and eat it.

Seriously though, if you have a good piece of meat it doesn't need any extra shit on it. This applies to both steaks and women.
#30 - hurrdurka (10/27/2012) [-]
Thanks mate.
#32 - Womens Study Major (10/27/2012) [-]
you can also try putting sprinkling just a tiny bit of sugar over it as well. It'll go right in with the natural juices and add just a tiny bit of flavor.
#15 - It's just cool to hate them. 10/27/2012 on Nickelback destroys... +1
#119 - That was some pretty ******* good OC there. 10/26/2012 on The Delivery +1
#118 - Looks like there's a mushroom growing on his head. 10/26/2012 on The Delivery +9
#117 - Comment deleted 10/26/2012 on The Delivery 0
#5 - Prada stop reposting so much **** I've come acros…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/26/2012 on a guy and a girl 0
#6 - Prada (10/26/2012) [-]
ok :(
#9 - Le XD Umadzbro cuz I ain't rofl!!!! 10/26/2012 on It happened, the people... +5
#1 - Alzheimer's at it's finest. 10/26/2012 on Forgetfulness At Its Finest 0
#5 - Have you ever been so scared you got to second base with your mom?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/26/2012 on React to this +100
#36 - thepyras (10/26/2012) [-]
User avatar #21 - renier (10/26/2012) [-]
Once or twice, yeah.
#61 - No, the truth. 10/26/2012 on Meanwhile in America 0
#16 - Your point being? FYI we dont care... 10/25/2012 on What a bitch. 0
#7 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 10/24/2012 on (1) Facebook -21
#12 - Womens Study Major (10/24/2012) [-]
Can someone get me a "you are literally too stupid to insult" gif here? I'd get it myself, but I am a lowly anon and not allowed to post images.
#29 - iaminfactawizard (10/25/2012) [-]
here you go, you cute little anonfag.
#2 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 10/24/2012 on Amazing title +1
#3 - Viggiator Comment deleted by hurrdurka
#22 - Are you trying to cause a ********* OP???! It…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/24/2012 on Put A Leash On This Nigger -3
#23 - sefyu (10/24/2012) [-]
#12 - Maybe he mean't the original creator....  [+] (3 new replies) 10/24/2012 on What a bitch. 0
#14 - iliketopartybitch (10/24/2012) [-]
Umm...Im a girl....
Just an FYI.
:|
#16 - hurrdurka (10/25/2012) [-]
Your point being?

FYI we dont care...
User avatar #15 - yunogasaii (10/24/2012) [-]
So?
#6 - Only black man alive.....given the blackest name ever.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/24/2012 on Does the T in T-Dog stand... +19
#7 - connormccloud (10/24/2012) [-]
Whitest and Blackest name
Charles Gun
#11 - benjamino (10/24/2012) [-]
Angel.

Nice.
#3 - Anyone else think the ferret looks a bit like Cubone? 10/24/2012 on Ferrets +11

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