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|#28 - Any know how to make a good beef steak? I keep trying with… [+] (12 new replies)||10/27/2012 on You gonna eat that?||0|
#33 - johnnybtrollin (10/27/2012) [-]
get smoked salts, dried oregano, pepper, dried dill and mix them all together.
start your barbecue.
rub your spice mix all over your steak.
put steak on barbecue.
wait till juices are sealed.
drip a little water and rub more spices on the uncooked side.
flip to the uncooked side to the fire.
drip a little water and rub more spices on the cooked side.
repeat until sides are crusty.
now if its a big fat steak, get a knife and a fork and cut it in half, but not entirely, it has to look like a butterfly.
rub more spices on that motherfucker, the side you just cut and put that side on the fire.
drip water and rub spices on the cooked side and flip over to the cut-side.
drip water and add spices to the side you cut and flip it over immediately, put it on the fire.
do it until you consider it done.
#46 - jurisultima (10/27/2012) [-]
Dude, dannie is right, you only flip a steak once. Recipe for a great steak
Salt, pepper, onion or garlic powder. Mix with worchester sauce and a dash of soy sauce till it makes a thick paste. coat steak lightly on both sides with paste. Let sit at room temp for 30-45 min. (never put a cold steak on the grill). Put on heated grill. 2 minutes, rotate 60 degress without flipping, let sit for 2 more minutes. Flip, 2 minutes, rotate 60 degrees, 2 minutes. Take off grill. Let rest about 2-3 minutes. Enjoy!
#29 - bibbity (10/27/2012) [-]
That's because you want good beef steak, but keep putting shit that isn't beef on it. I'll give you an ancient recipe that's been passed down by the men in my family for generations.
Step one: Get a decent steak. I prefer t-bone, but scotch fillet is decent too.
Step two: Cook the fucker on the barbecue. Maybe five minutes a side, if that.
Step three: Salt and pepper is all you need on a steak. Put the damn thing in your face and eat it.
Seriously though, if you have a good piece of meat it doesn't need any extra shit on it. This applies to both steaks and women.
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