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#73 - I thought in the books his penis gets flayed not cut off.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/10/2013 on Joffrey you little shit 0
User avatar #80 - mintea (06/10/2013) [-]
Oh good god I hope not. It's one thing to flay his fingers. It's another to cut off his dick.
BUT JESUS CHRIST A FLAYED DICK. Can you even imagine?
#87 - hurrdurka (06/11/2013) [-]
Okay, I found out they flayed it then chopped it off.
User avatar #90 - mintea (06/11/2013) [-]
Well that makes sense, that usually happens. But...SWEET MOSES A FLAYED DICK.
#68 - Holy **** !! Hahahahahah!! You made me laugh way t… 06/04/2013 on Last night on Game of... 0
#278 - I don't why she was killed, didn't die in the books.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2013 on The Last 5 minutes of Game... 0
User avatar #361 - montanus (06/04/2013) [-]
Agreed, also there was no baby.
#223 - Jersey Shore. 06/04/2013 on George R.R. Martin +7
#11 - He looks severely beaten.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/28/2013 on Legit Shit +15
User avatar #18 - hateandwhiskey (05/28/2013) [-]
It's alright, he's just Asian.
User avatar #25 - candlejackismyhomi (05/29/2013) [-]
He looks severely Asian.*
#57 - He's the top weapon designer and does not have AA guns on his house...  [+] (2 new replies) 05/21/2013 on At least the Bat Cave is safe 0
User avatar #65 - slugnugget (05/21/2013) [-]
30 self running iron men
#93 - bronywhat (05/21/2013) [-]
which helped so much.
#2106 - The Shadow Thing...."Oh hey look it! It's that...thing...… 05/18/2013 on Mine is The Faceless... +1
#15 - I don't know why but this made me feel depressed . 05/15/2013 on Dear Satan... -3
#28 - It's so crude it's just hilarious. 05/14/2013 on jeff and pete 3 +3
#89 - Not if you're as stupid and useless as we are... 05/08/2013 on Feels Bad +19
#254 - Call the boy Runkar, it's a beautiful name, even ask your wife.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2013 on Parenting: doing it the... +10
#329 - jarofdirt (05/05/2013) [-]
#300 - Um...I don't know. 05/04/2013 on Do your best +4
#215 - I was reading brony bro until I looked carefully. 05/04/2013 on Best 4chan story ever -... +6
#82 - Lol...sure man... 04/27/2013 on Controls 0
#193 - So many ass related videos... 04/26/2013 on Feels overload +1
#343 - Oh...yay...we free'd the dog and we also cut his balls off. 04/22/2013 on Feel post 0
#138 - This DJ 4DM1N **** is getting ******* … 04/19/2013 on Gurl Gamer (OC) -9
#8 - The weasel was the thing he was trying to capture all the time.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2013 on Lisa Zemo +2
User avatar #14 - trollofhalo (04/17/2013) [-]
I know, but I was saying the only line I remember him saying other than "Suck in" in the episode that Ned was trying to look stronger or something for Suzie.
#29 - Dude why are you posting porn everywhere? 04/14/2013 on Evolution 0
#85 - Same with the child running around making noise disturbing the…  [+] (13 new replies) 04/13/2013 on What will happen if North... -15
User avatar #109 - bigmanfifty (04/13/2013) [-]
children make noise. that's what they do
#134 - drshkidz (04/13/2013) [-]
Downies hit people that irritate them, it's what they do.
Isn't tautology fun?
Really dude. He probably needs a better handler, but can you really get mad at him? You can't excuse the child for being a child but put the downie on blast for being a downie.

A little kid ought not be kicked, yeah. Whether someone should keep downie boy in check better or someone should have raised that obnoxious little shit to be less of an obnoxious little shit is probably still up for debate, yeah. I posit that it'd be easier to raise a well-behaved child who matures into a calm, rational, thinking being than to calm down a tard-rage, if not also the morally superior choice.
User avatar #141 - bothemastaofall (04/13/2013) [-]
The downie is dangeous. That child is not dangerous. All the child did was walk into a store.
I don't hate the tard, but he is obviously a threat.
#145 - drshkidz (04/13/2013) [-]
All the child did was run into a store, leap into a position, plant his feet down with a stomp and scream.
The downie ran up and gave the kid a half kick and immediately started backing away in a non-aggressive stance.
I'm not gonna say the kid deserved to get kicked (because he obviously didn't), but it wouldn't have happened if he was an obnoxious shit.
You get where I'm coming from though, right? The kicking was wrong (wrong wrong wrong, you shouldn't ever even look at a child with the intent to physically harm them, this is a basic fact and I assume it to be obvious to everyone) but it probably (Almost definitely) WOULDN'T have happened if the kid had done literally anything else instead of being an annoying little shit and you can hardly blame the downie, if only because we've established he's got about as much logical control over his actions as you do watching a .gif of a thing that happened.
This isn't really a downie kicking a child and getting knocked the fuck out, it's an inept handler losing control of her charge and a protective father being aggressive. The rational parties in the situation both failed to fully and correctly assess the situation. Fatty had to get her nuggets, black dad was gonna knock a nigga out for half a kick to some undropped little boy nuts.
User avatar #351 - ilovehitler (04/13/2013) [-]
If you saw a fully grown man kick your child, no matter what the circumstance, would you honestly sit back and say "well, my child is at some fault here..."?
#394 - drshkidz (04/13/2013) [-]
Huh? God no. I'd lay hands on him. I'm more of a grab and shake rather than a puncher, but it is a very scary shake.
The downs guy has no impulse control. That kick was probably more of a reflex than anything. I mean, he's in his own little world on the phone, the kid jumps in out of nowhere, startles him, he gets tard-rage status going on.
That doesn't make you want to step out and go "Well, hold on here, maybe we can't go and punch tards in the face for being tards, that seems almost as unfair as kicking a kid for being a kid."
User avatar #396 - ilovehitler (04/13/2013) [-]
I see what you're saying now.
#398 - drshkidz (04/13/2013) [-]
Only 35 red thumbs, 4 comments and 5 hours to convey my intent to one person.
Eh. Not bad I guess.
#305 - mr skeltal (04/13/2013) [-]
I got a feeling you have no idea what kids are. I hope you never have any kids if you think like that.
kids are kids
#325 - drshkidz (04/13/2013) [-]
Alright, so, just to clarify, what I'm getting from you guys:
Fat bitch couldn't have done anything.
The kid had no part, he was getting kicked regardless.
The black guy HAD to punch him.
Downie boy ought to be euthanized, right? Since he's so dangerous and with no provocation, no failure in the chain of responsibility except his own was involved, so we ought to terminate him, right?
Since he's dangerous, only he can be responsible for his actions and he's not able to control his actions.
This is how eugenics is laid out, right?
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#148 - bobkiller (04/13/2013) [-]
#34 - Comment deleted 04/07/2013 on New song 0
#33 - I cannot read your name, too blue! 04/07/2013 on New song 0
#71 - Now without the dress. 04/02/2013 on How was YOUR Easter weekend? +4
#21 - Her's have already sagged a bit. it was noticeable at the Oscars. 03/29/2013 on Marriage Material -7
#224 - Combat Amphibians 03/29/2013 on Payback's a Bitch +2

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