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#37 - A circumcision gone bad.  [+] (11 new replies) 10/30/2013 on Oops 0
User avatar #53 - timmywankenobi (10/30/2013) [-]
you have to be a really bad surgeon to miss the foreskin and cut off the testicles.
User avatar #38 - ichies (10/30/2013) [-]
Wat, must've been performed with a machette.
#43 - hurrdurka (10/30/2013) [-]
Or the surgeon just happened to have parkinsons.
User avatar #113 - niggastolemyname (10/31/2013) [-]
Ha! I will comment to let him know I laughed!
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User avatar #52 - timmywankenobi (10/30/2013) [-]
which caused him to miss the dick and cut off the balls ?
#57 - hurrdurka (10/30/2013) [-]
Not cut off, maybe grievously damage the area.
User avatar #65 - timmywankenobi (10/30/2013) [-]
hmm I guess it's possible.
User avatar #56 - mikelaboom (10/30/2013) [-]
Shit happens
User avatar #58 - timmywankenobi (10/30/2013) [-]
well there was a case 10 years ago in texas with a drunk lady surgeon who cut off the penis and balls and killed the two day old baby. miraculously she kept her medical licence.
#64 - mikelaboom (10/30/2013) [-]
What in the actual fuck. Well this is the closest I have to a reaction git fitting for this
User avatar #67 - timmywankenobi (10/30/2013) [-]
ha that gif is awesome !
#4 - What....when in 10th grade 1/3 of the people smoked tobacco and etc.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/30/2013 on badass 0
User avatar #5 - detroitt (10/30/2013) [-]
No one knew it was for tobacco, but I suppose rumors surfaced it was drugs
#82 - But why would batman need a shield and plate armor, he's suppo…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/30/2013 on 17 Fan made versions of Batman +3
User avatar #92 - leonhardt (10/30/2013) [-]
He's batman. I'm sure he can wear whatever the hell he wants.
#5 - I miss good 'ol transformers. 10/28/2013 on tell us how you really feel +1
#240 - I guess, could be considered like an off branch. 10/27/2013 on I would take it home 0
#53 - I thought they were called Belgian Shepherds.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/27/2013 on I would take it home 0
User avatar #128 - ilovemyguns (10/27/2013) [-]
different breed entirely?
#240 - hurrdurka (10/27/2013) [-]
I guess, could be considered like an off branch.
#6 - Comment deleted 10/26/2013 on my puns aren't just bad... 0
#25 - An xbox live gamer............................................… 10/25/2013 on Obligatory +3
#84 - Yeah my neighbor had a Fila, big ************ mos… 10/22/2013 on Such Deadly, Much... 0
#17 - Jameson Whiskey ******* love it! 10/21/2013 on Trying Wiskey +1
#14 - The Gustave tower you ******* idiot... 10/20/2013 on Brain, what did Gustave... 0
#12 - I got a fright, I thought it was a really badly deformed cheetah-ape. 10/19/2013 on Wtf +8
#15 - Comment deleted 10/15/2013 on Eagle 0
#12 - You should do that. 10/11/2013 on it's a sexual toy +5
#27 - More like to be ruled in the bed... 10/07/2013 on One card to rule them all 0
#26 - Does anyone else despise Corgis?  [+] (3 new replies) 10/07/2013 on cuties 0
User avatar #28 - fireprincess (10/07/2013) [-]
I don't care for little dogs in general. They tend to be annoying little fuckers.
User avatar #29 - admiralshepard (10/07/2013) [-]
I have a Beagle, I can't see myself ever going any smaller than that.
User avatar #31 - fireprincess (10/07/2013) [-]
I don't mind some. My aunt had a pug who was the nicest little thing. I hate Chihuahuas. Small dogs just tend to bark in that high pitched voice and hop around like they're tough. Beagles aren't that bad because they're really cute.
#6 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 10/05/2013 on Nice guy Mr. Polar bear -7
User avatar #11 - BenniEGHR (10/05/2013) [-]
it is more of, Polar bear comes across Giant colourful metal thing and thinks WTF for a while then realises it isn't food and fucks off
User avatar #9 - xgreenmaidenx (10/05/2013) [-]
I don't think that's the case...
#25 - Counter terrorists have to buy their own weapons. COUNTER … 10/05/2013 on CS GO +2
#26 - Since what the **** **** did pokemon…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/03/2013 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #38 - SognaVetr (10/03/2013) [-]
Pokemon Origins, mofo.
#19 - No, it was because his soldiers were too pussy to sail out too… 10/02/2013 on der smertist +1
#20 - Try playing Batllefield bad company 2 for a year then trying t… 09/29/2013 on Flying a chopper in GTA V... 0
#23 - "The fact I am able to make music and inspire people...um… 09/27/2013 on We all want to do this +1
#68 - Manly tears.... 09/27/2013 on Fireman saves kitten. +2
#13 - ******* love Maine Coons. 09/25/2013 on I sometimes forget 0
#42 - Yeah the thing looks like a shaved muscly sheep with a down sy…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/25/2013 on Just playing at night with... +2
User avatar #43 - toncheky (09/25/2013) [-]
Sorta kinda yes.
User avatar #52 - mondprinzessin (09/25/2013) [-]
b-but its beatiful. its a bull terrier btw (and it literaly was a gentlemans dog back in the day)
User avatar #87 - toncheky (09/26/2013) [-]
I don't know man, I just can't find anything beautiful about it. that hump between it's eyes, it's just... weird.
Interesting it was a gentleman's dog.
User avatar #88 - mondprinzessin (09/26/2013) [-]
lol That hump between its eyes is just from the angle of the picture.
I own one so i might be a little biased but i think they look cool.
#89 - toncheky (09/26/2013) [-]
It's the angle?
User avatar #90 - mondprinzessin (09/26/2013) [-]
they dont all look like that
User avatar #92 - toncheky (09/26/2013) [-]
Ah, sorry, yeah. I misread, your is a Bull Terrier, not Pitbull, sorry.
#91 - toncheky (09/26/2013) [-]
Then it's not the same breed. Maybe you have an American pitbull terrier, but then why would you put that picture instead of something like this one.

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