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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:11/29/2011
Last Login:12/20/2014
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Comment Ranking:#6357
Highest Content Rank:#5131
Highest Comment Rank:#1906
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#100 - He was on the planet BEFORE the internet. 11/16/2013 on Durr Michael bay kaboom 0
#58 - Her ass looks like it has done something evil and is smirking … 11/15/2013 on Haha, that's funn-JESUS... 0
#20 - "Alright guys we're a few trillion in debt, you know what… 11/13/2013 on fight the man, man 0
#49 - And how much would a box of 20 cost? 11/09/2013 on don't judge a book by it's... 0
#21 - Maybe if you make your own salad? It's not that hard... 11/09/2013 on don't judge a book by it's... 0
#19 - What country has 20 chicken nuggets? Here in Ireland I've ever…  [+] (10 new replies) 11/09/2013 on don't judge a book by it's... 0
#50 - pineapplepeople (11/09/2013) [-]
You may need to rewrite that sentence man, the whiskey is getting to you.
User avatar #38 - hnch (11/09/2013) [-]
Germany
User avatar #40 - heartlessrobot (11/09/2013) [-]
America has them too, but the fuckers only give you 3 dipping sauces for them. I said 5, fucker, it's no wonder you work at McDicks if you can't tell the difference between 3 and 5.
User avatar #43 - hnch (11/09/2013) [-]
In Germany you get 2 dipping sauces
User avatar #45 - heartlessrobot (11/09/2013) [-]
So do you invade other countries to get more dipping sauce?
User avatar #47 - hnch (11/09/2013) [-]
good idea
#48 - heartlessrobot (11/09/2013) [-]
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#37 - anonymous (11/09/2013) [-]
America has 20 chicken nuggets and sometimes for the holidays they have 50 chicken nuggets. I know this cause I work there.
#49 - hurrdurka (11/09/2013) [-]
And how much would a box of 20 cost?
User avatar #22 - dudenectar (11/09/2013) [-]
You can get boxes with 20 in them. Don't know if it's in certain counties though.
#24 - Lightbulb disagrees. 11/09/2013 on Minions - Homosuperior 0
#18 - All they hear is "It's a love story" but not that it… 11/09/2013 on Romeo and Julliet +4
#13 - War Thunder, pretty good game imo. 11/08/2013 on Grorious Nippon! 0
#85 - My cat is a sick bastard, she likes to bring mice now and then… 11/06/2013 on Real life Tom and Jerry +2
#128 - So that's who stole my bike! 11/05/2013 on Instant Pick-Me-Up 0
#25 - I just thought females had no genitals.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2013 on It seemed quite logical at... +12
User avatar #56 - woojestonie (11/05/2013) [-]
because you were unclothing barbie dolls huh?
#55 - You proppa mad init bruv. 11/03/2013 on Videya Gamez 0
#53 - Looks like someone is butthurt.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/02/2013 on Videya Gamez 0
User avatar #54 - odonnell (11/02/2013) [-]
You're being a mad dobber. You started calling me a retard.
Now you're trying to back out of the fucking argument. Calling me butthurt isn't winning this argument ya jobby-jabber.

I'll be having none of your shite.

#55 - hurrdurka (11/03/2013) [-]
You proppa mad init bruv.
#29 - Picture 11/02/2013 on The funnyjunk song. 0
#1688 - **hurrdurka rolls 010**  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2013 on Pokemon 0
#1866 - anonimperiumreturn (11/02/2013) [-]
#20 - By today he means the present you retard. 11/02/2013 on Videya Gamez 0
#259 - Pffft **** Argonians...who's going to spend 5 min…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/02/2013 on How it feels to max out a... 0
User avatar #340 - ninjask (11/02/2013) [-]
it doesn't matter what skills you have in skyrim, the game is incredibly easy.
User avatar #389 - newdevyx (11/02/2013) [-]
unless you play on master or legendary
User avatar #392 - ninjask (11/02/2013) [-]
it's still pretty damn easy. the combat dumbs down to block, attack, heavy attack, attack, block etc
#2 - One time in class I sneezed a noodle out... 11/01/2013 on These jokes "Cannelloni" be... +9
#35 - Uhm....Man of Fire.. 11/01/2013 on How it feels to max out a... 0
#18 - Picture 11/01/2013 on Pokemon: The later years +7
#19 - Sure even the first years have sessions now....even smoke too.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/01/2013 on Drinking age 0
User avatar #159 - timmity (11/01/2013) [-]
ahh, but those are the dumbfucks
#137 - I usually think the best way to escape.... **** ev… 10/31/2013 on Fuck everything and everyone 0
#57 - Not cut off, maybe grievously damage the area.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/30/2013 on Oops 0
User avatar #65 - timmywankenobi (10/30/2013) [-]
hmm I guess it's possible.
#43 - Or the surgeon just happened to have parkinsons.  [+] (8 new replies) 10/30/2013 on Oops +1
User avatar #113 - niggastolemyname (10/31/2013) [-]
Ha! I will comment to let him know I laughed!
cringe alert
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User avatar #52 - timmywankenobi (10/30/2013) [-]
which caused him to miss the dick and cut off the balls ?
#57 - hurrdurka (10/30/2013) [-]
Not cut off, maybe grievously damage the area.
User avatar #65 - timmywankenobi (10/30/2013) [-]
hmm I guess it's possible.
User avatar #56 - mikelaboom (10/30/2013) [-]
Shit happens
User avatar #58 - timmywankenobi (10/30/2013) [-]
well there was a case 10 years ago in texas with a drunk lady surgeon who cut off the penis and balls and killed the two day old baby. miraculously she kept her medical licence.
#64 - mikelaboom (10/30/2013) [-]
What in the actual fuck. Well this is the closest I have to a reaction git fitting for this
User avatar #67 - timmywankenobi (10/30/2013) [-]
ha that gif is awesome !

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