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hurpfry

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Date Signed Up:9/17/2013
Last Login:1/14/2016
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Highest Content Rank:#384
Highest Comment Rank:#282
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Level 133 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 134 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
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#60 - That's the joke. we got a genius over here  [+] (12 new replies) 04/19/2015 on Cringe Comp 1 Episode 1... 0
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#80 - trollmobile (04/20/2015) [-]
that's one horribly executed joke. just like the jews were
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#91 - kimom (04/20/2015) [-]
Fuck you, the Jews were excellently, and efficiently executed.
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#95 - fkbskt (04/20/2015) [-]
clearly they werent retard cause theres still jews living today.
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#98 - kimom (04/20/2015) [-]
I guess i was wrong, if they couldn't even cut your inbred inarticulate bloodline short the third reich must have failed.
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#102 - fkbskt (04/20/2015) [-]
i have blonde hair and blue eyes, i'm pretty sure i'm the type they were aiming for. don't be salty just cause you're an ignorant little bitch with nothing better to do with your life than shit post on the internet.
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#103 - kimom (04/21/2015) [-]
They killed plenty of blond hair blue eyed people, people with mental retardation, homosexuals, gypsies. I'm sure your faulty bloodline falls into one of those categories tis a shame the SS didn't find your ancestors in the floorboards.
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#104 - fkbskt (04/21/2015) [-]
i am far form any of those, if you want to be a salty little fuckboy, that's your prerogative. but don't act like you're hot shit cause you learned some things in middle school history. you don't know me, you don't know my family and you certainly don't know anything about being a decent human being. you're just a sad little troll sitting behind a computer screen, with nothing better to do than talk shit to someone you've never met. and for your information my both of my grandfathers fought in world war two as Americans, so not only are you an ignorant pile of shit, you made assumptions about someone that were inherently wrong.
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#105 - kimom (04/21/2015) [-]
Oh no, its retarded.
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#106 - fkbskt (04/21/2015) [-]
yes you are.
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#107 - kimom (04/21/2015) [-]
If i wanted my own comeback i would have wiped it off your whore mothers mouth last night.
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#108 - fkbskt (04/21/2015) [-]
ohhh good one, you're so edgy, i bet you fight all the time huh. i didn't know my mom was into other women. ill have to ask her about that. maybe you should spend less time stealing lame insults from reddit, and more time pulling that huge dick out of your ass. im glad we could have this chat, do us all a favor and kill yourself.
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#109 - kimom (04/22/2015) [-]
You are hands down the best troll feeder of all time! Man you took the bait like a champ! Good luck learning the Russian words for "I take bait like I take dick from my mothers boyfriend" Angriest Russian ever and that's saying something this conversation is over, but i`m certain you'll respond.
#79 - don't dead open inside 04/19/2015 on Selfie with people trapped... +1
#27 - No, if you kill the body, the headcrab jumps off. 04/19/2015 on crabs +3
#7 - Oh god, that was so tense. 04/18/2015 on Steadfast Stanley~ +3
#6 - I feel like this is going to end in feels, please don't end in feels.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2015 on Steadfast Stanley~ +5
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#7 - hurpfry (04/18/2015) [-]
Oh god, that was so tense.
#57 - do et fgt 04/18/2015 on silly admin poll 0
#21 - sauce? 04/18/2015 on Racist SJW "Suey Park" gets... +1
#81 - Okay, I'm gonna learn ya'll real good, Feminism - Th…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/18/2015 on They get it. +2
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#119 - cloakndagger (03/18/2015) [-]
A better modern label towards the same goal would be egalitarianism, which advocates equality for all, in gender, race, and orientation. The very name of Feminism makes it seem that it's in favor of femininity, or women, so it's not a good move for preaching equality. Especially when such a great portion are seemingly fighting for superiority, not equality. Feminism has outlived it's usefulness in first world countries. We're close enough to being equal here that we can start focusing on inequalities on BOTH sides.
#88 - anon (03/18/2015) [-]
that's a real nice dictionary definition ya got there my friend but it doesn't change the fact that it's still a political movement and just because political movements are supposed to mean something or used to mean something doesn't mean it still does. actions speak louder than words and the actions of the most active and outspoken feminists have very much NOT aligned with the ideals of that definition.
#58 - What's it made out of?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2015 on project 0
#59 - unseenjoker (03/17/2015) [-]
Plasticast
#1311 - ** *loudly smooches* ** 03/15/2015 on If you were stuck on an... 0
#89 - and gay 03/15/2015 on He didn't saw it coming 0
#26 - Is that by the same person who made the person stealing the do…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2015 on Subway flasher is showing... +19
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#31 - shiningfinger (03/15/2015) [-]
Yup
#2 - If you're not being sarcastic, then Most Valuables Player 03/15/2015 on Dads are the real MVP Comp 0
#88 - Comment deleted 03/13/2015 on Best movie love story. 0
#104 - Are faces supposed to bend like that? Like... am I just stupid?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2015 on North Korea Fact Comp Bonus 0
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#108 - myfist (03/08/2015) [-]
I'm fairly certain that there are two people in that picture.
#5 - It's been like this for awhile, but I still can't get over … 03/08/2015 on What is this!? 0
#12 - Dammit, Now I have to replay a pokemon game as a Pokémon Center. 03/08/2015 on Gender Identification 0
#45 - Can't argue with that logic.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/06/2015 on Called a police and a fireman +4
#57 - anon (03/07/2015) [-]
Maybe when people visit another universe, it creates a copy of that universe so there is a version that has been visited and a version that hasn't.
#75 - cindertech (03/07/2015) [-]
An infinite number of versions for each option
#43 - Wouldn't the multiverse theory mean that there is a universe t…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/06/2015 on Called a police and a fireman +9
#80 - anon (03/07/2015) [-]
or you just havent gotten to yourself yet... maybe this is the universe that other you shows up at your funeral.
#74 - cindertech (03/07/2015) [-]
Here's the thing with infinite universes. There is an infinite number of universes where you can travel between universes. There's an infinite number of universes for every possible number and combination of universes that you visit. And there are an infinite number or universes where you aren't visited. An infinite number where you die, an infinite number where you live forever. The idea of infinity is that it is truly boundless, for every idea you have, there are an infinite number of universes where you had the same idea, and an infinite number where you had the same idea, but in another language, for every language and every possible language. An infinite number of universes where you think the same idea verbally in javascript. And since you can only be conscious in a universe where you are alive, you will never die to your own knowledge, you will forever exist in the one reality where you truly live forever until the end of the universe. And there's an infinite number of realities where you live longer than reality itself.
#55 - anon (03/07/2015) [-]
Yes
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#44 - demandsgayversion (03/06/2015) [-]
no
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#45 - hurpfry (03/06/2015) [-]
Can't argue with that logic.
#57 - anon (03/07/2015) [-]
Maybe when people visit another universe, it creates a copy of that universe so there is a version that has been visited and a version that hasn't.
#75 - cindertech (03/07/2015) [-]
An infinite number of versions for each option
#57 - Also, the emphasizing works with pretty much any sentence in t…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2015 on Tumblr Mumblr II +5
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#132 - penileburglar (03/06/2015) [-]
Yes, but it's still pretty unique to have a sentence which completely changes meaning with any word you emphasize. It's a cool demonstration of how much the affliction in your voice affects what you're saying.

Look at the one you just wrote, or the one I just wrote; not much to change by emphasizing words.
#23 - Something about this makes me sad... 03/05/2015 on I hate Children 0
#45 - 1: I wish that the rule that I cannot wish for more wishes do…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2015 on Mystery BoX 0
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#69 - leifbunny (03/04/2015) [-]
1. I wish that each wish be considered seperately.
2. I wish that my wishes were calculated in absolute value.
3. I wish for a trilion fewer wishes.

Alternatively.

1. I wish the word splork were interchangeable for the word wish.
2. I wish that your initial injunction pertained only the concept of wishing paired with the term wish as opposed to the concept as a whole.
3. I splork for infinite splorks.
#13 - Get gud 03/04/2015 on Mega(understatement)man 0
#6 - I would go buy a phone, just to have these wallpapers. 03/01/2015 on Phone Wallpapers pt3 0
#16 - Well damn, they sure as hell kept the drapes then. 03/01/2015 on He finally gets some respect! +1

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User avatar #11 to #10 - hurpfry (01/03/2016) [-]
I actually don't remember doing it, sorry bout that.
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User avatar #8 - admin (12/25/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas you little bitch <3

Glad you're a part of FJ.

(You can now delete Admin comments on profiles so you can get rid of this if you want)
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User avatar #5 - kibbleking (12/06/2015) [-]
why so salty?
User avatar #6 to #5 - hurpfry (12/06/2015) [-]
huh?
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