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hunkat

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:2/19/2011
Last Login:2/14/2015
Location:Denmark
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Favorite Tags: i love you (11) | dumb bitch (2)

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#56 - **hunkat used "*roll cah question*"** **hunkat rolls My new… 12/26/2014 on Feminists. 0
#66 - Where is the thing discussed on tumblr from?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2013 on And what do we say to the... 0
User avatar #94 - iowintai (10/14/2013) [-]
Hitchiker's guide to the galaxy

the book is the best i have read


42/10

DO NOT watch the movie
#54 - Where is this from?  [+] (4 new replies) 10/14/2013 on And what do we say to the... 0
User avatar #63 - noxiouspumpkin (10/14/2013) [-]
The hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy.
User avatar #56 - gearsct (10/14/2013) [-]
Tumblr
User avatar #66 - hunkat (10/14/2013) [-]
Where is the thing discussed on tumblr from?
User avatar #94 - iowintai (10/14/2013) [-]
Hitchiker's guide to the galaxy

the book is the best i have read


42/10

DO NOT watch the movie
#20 - Lightbulb <3 la Everytime I masturbate, I end up gettin…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/19/2013 on white girl problems +5
#57 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
A muse is TEACHER, right? Thanks for Lesyon, we shall keep u INFORMED SOON [CAP ON -cap off]. Notice how Selective we were for many years when to chat?? IRS / HACK- sshhhhhh. THATS why last year set up hearing legal set u BONKERS$$$$$ NEIGHBOR- TIMING IS EVERYTHING- FORGIVENESS- SELECTED FEW- PRIVILEGED $$$ WATCHING DEE FRY-- WITH GLEE :). AS SHE BULLIED US/ PIGS WILL FLY$$
User avatar #41 - jazzspeaks (06/19/2013) [-]
And it was doing so well...
#11 - But then we would not get salt on our french fries D:  [+] (15 new replies) 04/16/2013 on Good Advice Mallard... +41
#698 - bcmn (04/17/2013) [-]
yes, but you'd be getting at the drive thru.
which implies that you will put your own salt on them when you return home
#326 - welcometoatl (04/16/2013) [-]
Honestly, it's a douchey move to order like that IMO. People think that fast food restaurants are trying to feed them day old stuff. At McDonalds, we have a rule that anything like coffee, fries, nuggets, etc cannot be kept for longer than 10 minutes. If you're in drive thru and there is a line, guess what, your fries are going to be fresh because you're not the only one who wants fries. However, if you're going at like 2am and shit, and you want fresh fries, odds are that they have maybe been sitting there for like 20 minutes. I understand that. It's your money and you want your money's worth. I've had old fucking ladies come in and want fresh fries when they just came out of the fryer like less than 2 minutes ago. You have no idea how stupid people sound when they come in the morning and they ask for "fresh coffee". We're a fucking McDonald's. We serve so many fucking people in the morning. They all want coffee. We're constantly brewing coffee!

Same goes for the fuck wads who order Sweet Tea with no ice. You're a fucking asshole. I hope you get mad diabetes with your 75g of sugar because you think that we're stingy and put too much ice on your fucking diabeetus drink. And then you have the audacity to ask for ice on the side..

#495 - voidekatwo (04/16/2013) [-]
#734 - bloodangel (04/17/2013) [-]
#428 - anonymous (04/16/2013) [-]
Dude I worked at Krispy Kreme and I got so tired of the rushes for hot donuts. Not a single customer then BAM! 6 cars pull up all demanding dozens of your hottest donuts. Then they get frustrated when they have to wait.
User avatar #394 - taternutz (04/16/2013) [-]
"However, if you're going at like 2am and shit, and you want fresh fries, odds are that they have maybe been sitting there for like 20 minutes."

I work overnights, we cook to order.
#525 - welcometoatl (04/16/2013) [-]
Well thats with the food that the kitchen makes. But with the fries, some people can come and order fries so we may drop a bit more than they order. Or like 7 cars show up all fast so we drop like an extra basket just in case, then it turns out most of them wanted ice cream or drinks.. I will never understand why so many people want so much ice cream like at 8-10 pm.
#216 - anonymous (04/16/2013) [-]
then dont have fresh ones, easy as that...

first world problems, "I can either have fresh french fries or salted french fries"
#196 - whatamidoingwithme (04/16/2013) [-]
I eat french fries without salt

Don't kill me.
#409 - vaginismus (04/16/2013) [-]
you disgusting piece of shit
#178 - barelyoveranon (04/16/2013) [-]
Was thinking about this, and how you would look like an ass for asking for no salt and then salting them yourself.
#22 - anonymous (04/16/2013) [-]
just add the salt yourself :P
User avatar #16 - zerosonaku (04/16/2013) [-]
just ask for salt on the side
#147 - griphingly (04/16/2013) [-]
"Hey, I'd like some French Fries without salt, please.

Oh, and could I please have some salt?"
User avatar #793 - zerosonaku (04/17/2013) [-]
When I worked at McDicks, People did that, ALL.THE.FUCKING.TIME.
#64 - Does anyone know some good animated movies, like Tangled? Woul…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2013 on Disney. True. 0
#89 - anonymous (04/04/2013) [-]
brave

loved dat shit
#24 - Thank you Madam.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/02/2013 on Thumbwhores +1
User avatar #28 - swikkid (01/02/2013) [-]
Madam? IT'S THE POLICE
#25 - SunshineCabbage (01/02/2013) [-]
You're welcome. :)
#22 - Dear sir, what movie is this?!  [+] (4 new replies) 01/02/2013 on Thumbwhores 0
User avatar #23 - SunshineCabbage (01/02/2013) [-]
*Madam

And it's Bridesmaids. I haven't laughed so hard at a film in quite a long time.
User avatar #24 - hunkat (01/02/2013) [-]
Thank you Madam.
User avatar #28 - swikkid (01/02/2013) [-]
Madam? IT'S THE POLICE
#25 - SunshineCabbage (01/02/2013) [-]
You're welcome. :)
#14 - She just didn't feel that way for me, no friendzone nothing, I…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2012 on danceswithbears's profile 0
User avatar #15 - danceswithbears (11/14/2012) [-]
did you make her want you? like in a sense where they want to talk to you instead of you talking to them?
#12 - Rejected :)  [+] (3 new replies) 11/14/2012 on danceswithbears's profile 0
User avatar #13 - danceswithbears (11/14/2012) [-]
awwww shit could you share how it went down?
User avatar #14 - hunkat (11/14/2012) [-]
She just didn't feel that way for me, no friendzone nothing, I laid down all the love cards, no friendzone pussy shit..
User avatar #15 - danceswithbears (11/14/2012) [-]
did you make her want you? like in a sense where they want to talk to you instead of you talking to them?
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#33 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #25 - british (04/06/2011) [-]
Dude I made an awesome post kinda like the zombie survival challenge!
It's a human survival challenge when YOUR the zombie! Mwahahhaha
anyways check it out its awesome!
User avatar #26 to #26 - hunkat (04/06/2011) [-]
Awesome, checking it now :P
User avatar #27 to #27 - british (04/06/2011) [-]
part 2 is out! and I worked my ass on it! hope you like it!
User avatar #28 to #28 - hunkat (04/07/2011) [-]
I'll check it now :P
User avatar #29 to #29 - british (04/07/2011) [-]
third ones out and i FIXED THE TEXT! W00T!
User avatar #30 to #30 - british (04/08/2011) [-]
4th ones out aswell
User avatar #8 - Vraay (04/04/2011) [-]
Hmm, hunkat, aye? :P
User avatar #10 to #9 - hunkat (04/04/2011) [-]
Eller skal jeg sige "Hvad saa?" :)
User avatar #9 to #9 - hunkat (04/04/2011) [-]
Yep? Whats up :)
User avatar #11 to #10 - Vraay (04/04/2011) [-]
Ikke saa meget, synes bare at det er en smule ironisk at du kalder dig for hunkat, naar du er dreng? :D

Jeg er dansker, btw. :b
User avatar #12 to #12 - hunkat (04/04/2011) [-]
Ja, en af mine venner hedder Hankat (ikke herinde) for at irritere ham kaldte jeg mig hunkat og skrev alt muligt lort til ham, og bildte folk alt muligt lort ind.. :) har bare heddet det siden :)
User avatar #13 to #13 - Vraay (04/04/2011) [-]
Haha, nice. :D
User avatar #14 to #14 - hunkat (04/04/2011) [-]
Guess so. Saa hvad gaar du og laver? :D
User avatar #15 to #15 - Vraay (04/04/2011) [-]
Hehe. :P ikke saa meget lige pt., er mega syg. ): Hvad med dig? :D
User avatar #16 to #16 - hunkat (04/04/2011) [-]
Traels, hvad fejler du ? :S
Er paa krykker selv saa.. Skal ikke gaa med dem mere imorgen heldigvis.
Jeg har ikke rigtigt noget koerende lige nu :)
User avatar #17 to #17 - Vraay (04/04/2011) [-]
Jeg har influenza, hoster, og nyser hele tiden. ):
Uha, hvorfor har du skulle bruge krykker? :S
User avatar #18 to #18 - hunkat (04/04/2011) [-]
Traels.
Har faaet en kraftig forstuvning i min fod til muay thai.. :/
- har du skype? :) eller vil du ikke ind i saadan nogle ting med fremmede :)
User avatar #19 to #19 - Vraay (04/04/2011) [-]
Av, det lyder farligt!
Selvf har jeg Skype da! :D
User avatar #21 to #20 - hunkat (04/04/2011) [-]
Glem det :P
User avatar #20 to #20 - hunkat (04/04/2011) [-]
Haha, bare en idiot der ikke kan parrere mit spark ordentligt :)
maa jeg faa den? :)
User avatar #22 to #21 - Vraay (04/04/2011) [-]
Tah-vraay ^^

Men, saa maa du laere at parrere ordentligt!? :O
User avatar #23 to #23 - hunkat (04/04/2011) [-]
Hey hey, det var mig der sparkede og ham der skulle skubbe min fod vaek, i stedet boejer han min fod :P jeg gjorde det ordentligt :D
User avatar #24 to #24 - Vraay (04/04/2011) [-]
AV! Det var det var ikke venligt af ham!! D:
#6 - mugge (03/28/2011) [-]
mere repost :D
User avatar #7 to #7 - hunkat (03/28/2011) [-]
Jeg begynder fQrst at lave oc naar jeg faar min egen computer tilbage :P
#5 - anonymous (03/27/2011) [-]
hvor den kewl den med hundene!!!
#2 - bobJML (03/20/2011) [-]
How are you doing?
User avatar #3 to #2 - hunkat (03/21/2011) [-]
Not that good. My computer is broken, so Im on a borrowed computer without any reaction images. FML. It might take 20 week days before I get it back man..
What about you mate? (:
#4 to #3 - bobJML (03/21/2011) [-]
That...sucks...  
  
I mean...I'm doing pretty good.
That...sucks...

I mean...I'm doing pretty good.
#1 - mugge (03/14/2011) [-]
OC
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