Seriously, nut shots are like...enemy action. I can only suspect that when you hit me in the nuts, it's because you will me to never be able to reproduce, which is something I take VERY seriously...

...that's just evolutionary.

'you will me to never be able to reproduce'

Did you just accidentally your sentence?

I'm doing this on my iPad, I absolve myself of all responsibility.

Ah, I see.

You can celebrate another year without getting an STD or spending a ridiculous amount of money.

Celebrating my one year anniversary of being single.

As I just ended my last Relationship, I don´t think, Valentines Day will be a special Occasion to me...

I know that feel, that just happened to me. Im 18 and ive never had a reason to look forwards to valentines. It just makes it unbelievably hard when you're getting over a break up and you have to see all the happy new couples and shit

Well, I actually don´t mind too much. Valentines should be a matter for couples that were together for more than a Year, at least. For new couples, I kinda think, it´s just lost money, I don´t even know what makes me think so, but well...

Oh shit, I almost posted that as a reply to EarthDefender's comment. Although it would still make sense

this

i feel you, i to wish i could feel that valentines day was an occasion.oh well not this year, ill probably be inside on my own

I highly recommend not asking a girl out on fb
ask for her phone number over it but nothing related to dates
get the phone # then ask

The second longest relationship I've ever had was through facebook, I met this chickie babe at a party, but didn't really talk to her much there. Then she added me on facebook later and we talked and the such then I ended up getting to second base with her (for my first time).

I started at a classic "hey" and tried to show I was interested in her and her back story, then I tried to find things we had in common (we both loved doctor who) then I tried to figure out her sense of humour and tell her funny stories that she'd like.

But I'm 15, so maybe my advice isn't that credible....

Dude
What
She's married now
Fuck off

You don't need closure. She's someone else's now. Leave it be.

i believe that was the message of the cartoon, maybe some pop stars should have watched it and learned something

I was thinking of walking in walking in the cafeteria at lunch dressed in a fancy tux. Fake but fancy realistic mustache and a cane. Then I hand her the homecoming ticket and say, "Well it looks like it's your lucky day."

say are you a horse?
(No)

Then can I ride you anyway?

I just realized I said walking in twice. Sorry about that.

I don't get it sadly.

Can we have sex