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#22 - This took me so long to get, that when I got it I was too disa… 07/10/2014 on (untitled) +5
#139 - Ahh yes, aliens have traveled countless numbers of light years… 07/03/2014 on amazing facts about aliens +3
#37 - Are their normal bathrooms clean though?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/01/2014 on Girly Things +2
User avatar #62 - jabsgreywarden (07/01/2014) [-]
At their own homes, most likely. But in public restrooms, it is a combination of smells: shit, the smell of menstruation, perfume, and more shit and then the slightest hint of fucking urine. It is really fucking nasty. It is like the people who are supposed who are supposed to clean those restrooms just spray it, maybe wipe off the sink, and then leave quickly. I try to utilize the public restroom as little as possible.
User avatar #64 - spceinvdr (07/01/2014) [-]
I work at publix and they are anal about cleanliness and the women's bathroom still smells similar to what you have described
#2 - I'm just waiting for an Ebonics translator 06/30/2014 on Bing you so useful +1
#6 - I played football with Jon Williams  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2014 on wtf 0
User avatar #9 - superiorcheerio (06/30/2014) [-]
Eh, I dont have any cousins named jon
#4 - I live in Grand Rapids  [+] (3 new replies) 06/30/2014 on wtf 0
User avatar #5 - superiorcheerio (06/30/2014) [-]
cool, you dont know anybody with the last name William do you?
User avatar #6 - hukedonfonics (06/30/2014) [-]
I played football with Jon Williams
User avatar #9 - superiorcheerio (06/30/2014) [-]
Eh, I dont have any cousins named jon
#13 - Not at all. I got a good friend who is super religious and won…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2014 on How to be catholic +18
#15 - denercov (06/29/2014) [-]
I like that you think it's impressive but I don't think it's stupid, I love having sex it's a great part of my life. But I could never resist it and if you can really go through a certain life style and accept that, to maintain that certain lifestyle you have to make sacrifices... Well, it just astounds me and being able to have that sort of respect for yourself, is one of the only things I applaud toward religion.
User avatar #44 - 1234321 (06/30/2014) [-]
its just goddamn sex
the concept of putting useless barriers on yourself and then flaunting it is beyond retarded to me

#64 - I use to think these were hilarious until I actually went to 4… 06/25/2014 on Muh Fuggin Gary Oak 0
#154 - Don't skip this post. I once did and know I have boneitis  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2014 on thank mr skeltal +56
#672 - talonwooten (06/23/2014) [-]
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#22 - Hey that's not nice. He's just big boned 06/21/2014 on Dogs +1
#8 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 06/20/2014 on Locker Fail +2
User avatar #25 - trollinggenius (06/20/2014) [-]
I love how the fat bitch in the back row is nodding in agreement at 5:24
User avatar #26 - trollinggenius (06/20/2014) [-]
i mean 5:20
#221 - I agree with all of that but my argument is that the old god's… 06/18/2014 on Surprise! 0
#211 - the power of skinwalking, granting greensight to people like j…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/18/2014 on Surprise! 0
User avatar #217 - EdwardNigma (06/18/2014) [-]
Oh boy it's book spoiler time.

Yes, but then, they can't do a huge amount looking through the trees. You can argue they could change the future if they get there before it happens, but greenseers are obviously, incredibly uncommon, and can only see where there are weirwoods. (Though I think Mr Spooky Tree Dude said he can see through all trees with enough practice.) And the whole wind thing is iffy, like it could just be crazy shit. Though I think Theon thought he heard Bran when he was doing whatever in the Godswood at some point.

Skinwalking or Wargs, whatever the fuck, is some sort of power and connected to Old God stuff, but I would argue that reviving the dead multiple times is more impressive. Plus, priests of R'hllor can see into the future as well, it's just abstract shit. And Moqorro did that hand thing, fixed Victarion right the fuck up. And the whole "Completely changing someones appearance." thing that Melisandre did. And god knows what the fuck else they can do.
User avatar #221 - hukedonfonics (06/18/2014) [-]
I agree with all of that but my argument is that the old god's powers dwindled because of people killing off the children of the forest and cutting down the weirwoods. Where as it appears to me that the red god's followers powers come from magic being brought back into the world
#206 - Beric was revived right towards the end of the 1st book which …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/18/2014 on Surprise! 0
User avatar #209 - EdwardNigma (06/18/2014) [-]
You are right in the dragons making magic more powerful, but even still, the shit priests of R'hllor can do is much more impressive than whatever the Old Gods do. None of what you've said about the Old Gods power is a confirmed thing, I don't know where you're getting that from.
User avatar #211 - hukedonfonics (06/18/2014) [-]
the power of skinwalking, granting greensight to people like jojen to become essential prophets, said the shamans of the old gods could hear them through the whispers of the wind. If you've read all of the books you know they can see into the past and future anywhere there are weirwoods
User avatar #217 - EdwardNigma (06/18/2014) [-]
Oh boy it's book spoiler time.

Yes, but then, they can't do a huge amount looking through the trees. You can argue they could change the future if they get there before it happens, but greenseers are obviously, incredibly uncommon, and can only see where there are weirwoods. (Though I think Mr Spooky Tree Dude said he can see through all trees with enough practice.) And the whole wind thing is iffy, like it could just be crazy shit. Though I think Theon thought he heard Bran when he was doing whatever in the Godswood at some point.

Skinwalking or Wargs, whatever the fuck, is some sort of power and connected to Old God stuff, but I would argue that reviving the dead multiple times is more impressive. Plus, priests of R'hllor can see into the future as well, it's just abstract shit. And Moqorro did that hand thing, fixed Victarion right the fuck up. And the whole "Completely changing someones appearance." thing that Melisandre did. And god knows what the fuck else they can do.
User avatar #221 - hukedonfonics (06/18/2014) [-]
I agree with all of that but my argument is that the old god's powers dwindled because of people killing off the children of the forest and cutting down the weirwoods. Where as it appears to me that the red god's followers powers come from magic being brought back into the world
User avatar #207 - EdwardNigma (06/18/2014) [-]
The chapter where it mentions he fought at the Mummers Ford and got dicked by a lance was right after the chapter where Dany leaves Vaes Dothrak with Drogo, meaning that the battle took place even before that chapter. I really doubt it took place after the dragon thing.
#203 - Magic is just growing since there are live dragons again. The …  [+] (7 new replies) 06/18/2014 on Surprise! 0
User avatar #205 - EdwardNigma (06/18/2014) [-]
Beric was revived by Thoros at least once before the Dragons were reborn, when he was thoroughly dicked by Gregor Cleganes lance. And it's said in the shadow lands of Asshai that people could still do the creepy fucking ghost birth thing.

The Old Gods still don't seem to show any power, and I believe it's stated somewhere, that they intentionally do this, they just don't care, they let shit take it's course and very, very rarely do anything if they can at all.
User avatar #206 - hukedonfonics (06/18/2014) [-]
Beric was revived right towards the end of the 1st book which is when the dragons hatch. The timeline in the books is hard to follow so I cannot remember which happened before the other. Asshai which borders the shadow lands is an enigma that is never really touched on. Crazy stories are always flowing from there.

They are more just keepers of balance. They handle things in subtle ways that take more power and knowledge then magicians lighting swords on fire.
User avatar #209 - EdwardNigma (06/18/2014) [-]
You are right in the dragons making magic more powerful, but even still, the shit priests of R'hllor can do is much more impressive than whatever the Old Gods do. None of what you've said about the Old Gods power is a confirmed thing, I don't know where you're getting that from.
User avatar #211 - hukedonfonics (06/18/2014) [-]
the power of skinwalking, granting greensight to people like jojen to become essential prophets, said the shamans of the old gods could hear them through the whispers of the wind. If you've read all of the books you know they can see into the past and future anywhere there are weirwoods
User avatar #217 - EdwardNigma (06/18/2014) [-]
Oh boy it's book spoiler time.

Yes, but then, they can't do a huge amount looking through the trees. You can argue they could change the future if they get there before it happens, but greenseers are obviously, incredibly uncommon, and can only see where there are weirwoods. (Though I think Mr Spooky Tree Dude said he can see through all trees with enough practice.) And the whole wind thing is iffy, like it could just be crazy shit. Though I think Theon thought he heard Bran when he was doing whatever in the Godswood at some point.

Skinwalking or Wargs, whatever the fuck, is some sort of power and connected to Old God stuff, but I would argue that reviving the dead multiple times is more impressive. Plus, priests of R'hllor can see into the future as well, it's just abstract shit. And Moqorro did that hand thing, fixed Victarion right the fuck up. And the whole "Completely changing someones appearance." thing that Melisandre did. And god knows what the fuck else they can do.
User avatar #221 - hukedonfonics (06/18/2014) [-]
I agree with all of that but my argument is that the old god's powers dwindled because of people killing off the children of the forest and cutting down the weirwoods. Where as it appears to me that the red god's followers powers come from magic being brought back into the world
User avatar #207 - EdwardNigma (06/18/2014) [-]
The chapter where it mentions he fought at the Mummers Ford and got dicked by a lance was right after the chapter where Dany leaves Vaes Dothrak with Drogo, meaning that the battle took place even before that chapter. I really doubt it took place after the dragon thing.
#165 - The one true god? HA!  [+] (10 new replies) 06/18/2014 on Surprise! 0
#166 - EdwardNigma (06/18/2014) [-]
The Old Gods are shit.
What god has shown any real power? R'hllor.
The Old Gods do nothing, they dick around and watch. R'hllor gets it done, R'hllor can give power, the power of R'hllor can bring people back from the fucking dead and summon spooky shadows. The Old Gods are fucking trees.

R'hllor fights the good fight against the return of the Long Night, and the 2spooky ice zombie fucks. The Old Gods don't do shit.
User avatar #203 - hukedonfonics (06/18/2014) [-]
Magic is just growing since there are live dragons again. The red gods followers couldn't do shit before the dragons were born so boils down to simple magic coming back. Old gods always been holding shit down north of the wall. They use to hold shit down everywhere but power was weakened from heretics of the 7 gods started cutting own their trees.
User avatar #205 - EdwardNigma (06/18/2014) [-]
Beric was revived by Thoros at least once before the Dragons were reborn, when he was thoroughly dicked by Gregor Cleganes lance. And it's said in the shadow lands of Asshai that people could still do the creepy fucking ghost birth thing.

The Old Gods still don't seem to show any power, and I believe it's stated somewhere, that they intentionally do this, they just don't care, they let shit take it's course and very, very rarely do anything if they can at all.
User avatar #206 - hukedonfonics (06/18/2014) [-]
Beric was revived right towards the end of the 1st book which is when the dragons hatch. The timeline in the books is hard to follow so I cannot remember which happened before the other. Asshai which borders the shadow lands is an enigma that is never really touched on. Crazy stories are always flowing from there.

They are more just keepers of balance. They handle things in subtle ways that take more power and knowledge then magicians lighting swords on fire.
User avatar #209 - EdwardNigma (06/18/2014) [-]
You are right in the dragons making magic more powerful, but even still, the shit priests of R'hllor can do is much more impressive than whatever the Old Gods do. None of what you've said about the Old Gods power is a confirmed thing, I don't know where you're getting that from.
User avatar #211 - hukedonfonics (06/18/2014) [-]
the power of skinwalking, granting greensight to people like jojen to become essential prophets, said the shamans of the old gods could hear them through the whispers of the wind. If you've read all of the books you know they can see into the past and future anywhere there are weirwoods
User avatar #217 - EdwardNigma (06/18/2014) [-]
Oh boy it's book spoiler time.

Yes, but then, they can't do a huge amount looking through the trees. You can argue they could change the future if they get there before it happens, but greenseers are obviously, incredibly uncommon, and can only see where there are weirwoods. (Though I think Mr Spooky Tree Dude said he can see through all trees with enough practice.) And the whole wind thing is iffy, like it could just be crazy shit. Though I think Theon thought he heard Bran when he was doing whatever in the Godswood at some point.

Skinwalking or Wargs, whatever the fuck, is some sort of power and connected to Old God stuff, but I would argue that reviving the dead multiple times is more impressive. Plus, priests of R'hllor can see into the future as well, it's just abstract shit. And Moqorro did that hand thing, fixed Victarion right the fuck up. And the whole "Completely changing someones appearance." thing that Melisandre did. And god knows what the fuck else they can do.
User avatar #221 - hukedonfonics (06/18/2014) [-]
I agree with all of that but my argument is that the old god's powers dwindled because of people killing off the children of the forest and cutting down the weirwoods. Where as it appears to me that the red god's followers powers come from magic being brought back into the world
User avatar #207 - EdwardNigma (06/18/2014) [-]
The chapter where it mentions he fought at the Mummers Ford and got dicked by a lance was right after the chapter where Dany leaves Vaes Dothrak with Drogo, meaning that the battle took place even before that chapter. I really doubt it took place after the dragon thing.
#170 - loctos (06/18/2014) [-]
They used to be pretty cool before some dickhead cut down a bunch of the trees.
#47 - well then 06/03/2014 on Maximum cringe 0
#33 - Should probably try deleting C:\windows\system32 60% of t…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2014 on ungrateful job of the IT guy +1
User avatar #112 - dubstepforme (04/28/2014) [-]
#31 - Yea they're amazing dogs. Sadly very prone to cancer 04/16/2014 on ERROR DOES NOT COMPUTE 0
#23 - I just had to put my boxer down I would do this with him a…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/16/2014 on ERROR DOES NOT COMPUTE +10
User avatar #45 - xenoquack (04/16/2014) [-]
I had to put my boxers down too.
Then I got arrested for indecent exposure.

Nah, seriously. I feel for you, bro. Sorry about your woof.
User avatar #41 - hexadecimated (04/16/2014) [-]
Boxers are best doge ;-;
User avatar #40 - xxechoesxx (04/16/2014) [-]
My Shepard's starting to get sick I cant imagine having to do so

Feels Bro
#39 - tankerdude (04/16/2014) [-]
my lab was diagnosed with Lymphoma
im going to have to do the same in a few weeks
#34 - logickid (04/16/2014) [-]
#32 - ennemi (04/16/2014) [-]
My sympathies bro, I know how sad one feel when he just lost his dog.
User avatar #30 - irevolutions (04/16/2014) [-]
Sorry to hear that, man.
User avatar #28 - whiteusername (04/16/2014) [-]
That's rough man, I have 2 myself. So I can imagine your pain, this breed is awesome.
User avatar #31 - hukedonfonics (04/16/2014) [-]
Yea they're amazing dogs. Sadly very prone to cancer
#5 - ceramic cup vs to-go cup  [+] (12 new replies) 03/22/2014 on Best snapchat conversation... +17
User avatar #32 - pwnagraphy (03/23/2014) [-]
.....people actually give a shit about mug vs paper cup.....

If you want a mug stay the fuck home and make some damn coffee
User avatar #17 - tolikbro (03/23/2014) [-]
But it looks like she works at Starbucks. Don't they use only to-go cups?
#105 - Jameshaich (03/23/2014) [-]
I got a hot chocolate there last week.
I didn't know they had ceramic cups.
I wanted to go so badly...
User avatar #44 - drainbamage (03/23/2014) [-]
Ex Sbucks employee here, They do have ceramic for here cups, theres nothing that benefits it except you get a fancy fucking up to drink your $5.04 Venti White Chocolate Mocha with 2 extra pumps of white mocha, 2 splenda, and well stirred cause they're too fucking lazy to add it themfuckingselves.
User avatar #65 - dongers (03/23/2014) [-]
Ok i have to ask you something somewhat related but i have to ask just because i can't get a good answer from anyone.
I can't fucking decide what kind of coffee i should get when i go to a coffee place and I don't want to waste money drinking a few sips of 5 different coffee types until i find something i kinda like.
Could you suggest something for me to try so i know which direction to go please? You probably need something more than "which is good" so ill ask for something along the lines of chocolate and a little toned down on the coffee taste and plenty of caffeine but decently sweet to transition into more intense coffee.

TL;DR: What is best coffee for noobs?
User avatar #131 - aakii (03/23/2014) [-]
Get a frozen blended coffee with whatever flavor (mocha, hazelnut, vanilla etc.) you like added. It's like a coffee flavored icee.
User avatar #80 - drainbamage (03/23/2014) [-]
Well what do you prefer? something strong with a bold taste, or do you want something sweet that will make your tastebuds flutter and make your asshole pucker with delight?
User avatar #83 - dongers (03/23/2014) [-]
tastebuds fluttering and my asshole pucking with delight sounds like me
User avatar #84 - drainbamage (03/23/2014) [-]
Get a black and white mocha, ask for all the pumps and with an extra shot of espresso for an extra kick. If its not sweet enough add 2 sugars.
User avatar #85 - drainbamage (03/23/2014) [-]
and if you don't add the sugar yourself you're an asshole
User avatar #90 - dongers (03/23/2014) [-]
thankyou, and i will be sure to add the sugar myself
Personally i find it best if you have it on the go to just start drinking it on its own and put a couple sugars in my pocket and if i feel its not sugary enough then add one when i get a few minutes.
#69 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/23/2014) [-]
If you just want caffine and chocolate just buy some chocolate milk and disolve some caffine pills in it, depending on the pills its cheaper then starbucks
#100 - I want to believe this joke is 8 years in the making. Like the… 03/13/2014 on Shaving, before an after.. +8
#33 - Is that an Indian Ted Mosby?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/13/2014 on white +53
User avatar #86 - wobblewub (03/14/2014) [-]
HOLY SHIT
#50 - enochian (03/14/2014) [-]
Exactly what I though, too, man.
#369 - no 03/08/2014 on Want a personal... 0
#83 - So which pokemon do you want to **** ?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2014 on Australia: Home of the nope 0
#106 - Anonomousthirteen (03/08/2014) [-]
After careful consideration, I've decided that I don't particularly want to fuck any pokemon. Fuck, I frequently can't bring myself to want to fuck people.
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