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#25 - Put cups of water underneath the balloons, so when they try to…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/21/2013 on Retaliation +1
User avatar #26 - sanguinesolitude (12/21/2013) [-]
or fill the balloons with methane and have a few open candles burning in the room.
#27 - huidaman (12/21/2013) [-]
and by water I meant gasoline
User avatar #28 - sanguinesolitude (12/21/2013) [-]
and instead of balloons, you just shoot the person when they walk in the room and then pour the cups of gasoline on them and then tip over the candles
#29 - huidaman (12/21/2013) [-]
Foolproof. They'll never know what hit 'em.
User avatar #30 - sanguinesolitude (12/21/2013) [-]
best prank ever
#4 - My Cannon printer won't let me scan until I replace the cartridges. 12/18/2013 on College budget issues +4
#10 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 11/29/2013 on Feminazism +33
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#13 - I read the word so many times, it stopped seeming like a real word. 11/18/2013 on Arise Chickun! Arise! 0
#169 - I'm like this about their cars. Almost everything over there (… 11/12/2013 on I know I kinda already did... 0
#59 - Picture 10/12/2013 on guns +30
#5 - wait...HOW THE **** IS HE DOING THAT WITH HIS PIN… 09/30/2013 on You bring shame to our Famiry! +1
#114 - Picture 09/23/2013 on 458 +5
#22 - If there was a comma after "features", then the &quo… 09/22/2013 on IOS7 0
#2 - Let her do what she wants. Insurance will fix it, or take her … 09/07/2013 on Pissed Off Woman Destroys... 0
#3 - Comment deleted 09/07/2013 on Damn, crushed my rainbow... +3
#57 - His Civic had a 3 inch exhaust, and he was bouncing his fast a… 08/17/2013 on people ask some weird... 0
#2 - This happened to me a few weeks ago. Pulled up to a set of…  [+] (10 new replies) 08/17/2013 on people ask some weird... +114
#52 - anonymous (08/17/2013) [-]
I have no idea what any of those things you said means but it was worded in such a way for it to sound legit. I was captivated by your story...tell me more.
#50 - anonymous (08/17/2013) [-]
Motherfuckers are always trying to race me because I have a 2013 Mustang GT with a muffler delete. They always get disappointed when I don't run them, I cant afford a ticket or my insurance to go up more than that $200/month it already is.
User avatar #40 - whatevsnicktrololo (08/17/2013) [-]
Same thing happened to me. Pulled on a red light and a swagfag pulled next to me wanting to race. I made my serious racing face (you know which one) and when the lights turned green i turned on my blinker and went left. I will never forget his face after that.
#51 - IcyKina (08/17/2013) [-]
#25 - xzayviaaeyeres (08/17/2013) [-]
'with a 3" exhaust off of the rev-limiter' I'm going to assume 'bouncing' should be between exhaust and off?
#57 - huidaman (08/17/2013) [-]
His Civic had a 3 inch exhaust, and he was bouncing his fast and furious 1.6L (small engine) off of its rev-limiter.

User avatar #20 - aratedchris (08/17/2013) [-]
There once was a Volkswagen Golf GTI besides me (I'm from germany btw) with his, I think it was his girlfriend, on the passengerseat, looking real cool and stuff - he looked like a total douche tbh

I was driving around with my dads Mazda 6 (I have a car myself too, I'm not prolling around with my dads car) and I totally beat him and at the last glance I could see his girlfriend laughing her fucking ass off loosing to a family car

Best feeling ever. (even though I hate this kind of shit)
User avatar #18 - dedaluminus (08/17/2013) [-]
I do that quite often. But, if I know there's a speed trap or a cop hiding, I'll rev my engine at them first to make sure they blow past the cop doing 20 over.
User avatar #5 - chewythewolftwo (08/17/2013) [-]
You're the type of mature car guy that most car guys should be.
I'm probably lucky nobody ever wants to race my Taurus. Because I'd probably be 12 years old for an instant and take them down.
Well, after the SHO motor is in and buttoned up, anyways.
#3 - theintercourser (08/17/2013) [-]
You face when
#55 - The Dark Knight. Waddaya know. 08/08/2013 on Your villain name 0
#1 - I think it's having sex with his head...neat.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2013 on Cute bird :D +72
User avatar #2 - ennioface (07/28/2013) [-]
Thsnk you I would have never guessed
#4 - Please excuse me as I sit here, begging to differ. 07/13/2013 on Gay Drink +22
#52 - **** the printer police 06/18/2013 on THINK BEFORE YOU INK +12
#23 - What about the shotgun shell's blast pattern?  [+] (6 new replies) 06/17/2013 on Fluttershy's aim by... +3
#30 - tefuck (06/19/2013) [-]
#31 - wholesomeburn (06/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #27 - rockmanfan (06/18/2013) [-]
shotgun spread actually isnt that great. im no expert, but i think you'll only get like 2 inches in spread max
User avatar #34 - captfuckhead (06/21/2013) [-]
The muzzle appears to be 2 scale feet away from the apple, give or take.

if using an open or no choke, which would be typical of a cheaper or an older model of side-by-side shotgun, the initial spread would hit app. two inches as little as six inches from the muzzle. By the time the pellet cloud reached the apple, there would be enough pellets towards the outer edge of the cloud to be more than lethal for little Mr. Angel there.

If she were using a newer shotgun with interchangeable chokes, or one that came from the factory with a modified choke built in, the spread would remain tighter and wouldn't open up until way past the "lethal zone", IE, Angel.

So, where or not Angel is kill depends on more than a few factors. Hope this has been enlightening.
User avatar #35 - captfuckhead (06/21/2013) [-]
...also, you don't pump a side-by-side....if anything it's more of a clunk when you close the action, and if it's a hammered variant(as opposed to hammerless), a click-click when you cock the hammers back.
User avatar #24 - thewebspinner (06/17/2013) [-]
everyone knows fluttershy doesn't use leadshot, she uses slugs.
#4 - Is it weird that I've been literally addicted to this game sin… 06/17/2013 on PC GAMER +4
#58 - I've had them a few times. Not bad. 05/13/2013 on Just wondering if Americans... 0
#22 - Meh...I'd drive it. 04/10/2013 on Lamborgold 0
#83 - Picture 03/14/2013 on With what?! +1
#227 - I would totally watch them to just to see how different it is 02/28/2013 on Epic People +8
#4 - Picture 02/27/2013 on Oh The Irony +2
#3 - Somebody had a smart 02/21/2013 on cactus bodyslam +3
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#1 - anonymous (04/02/2014) [-]
thumbing down every single upload to newest uploads doesn't improve you chances of having your ****** ass content make it to the front page.

It just makes you look like a butthurt faggot.

And don't even try to lie and say you didn't, the moment the newest uploads from earlier today were an hour old, you were listed as having thumbed down every single one.
#2 to #1 - huidaman (04/02/2014) [-]
Fantastic that you noticed.

I simply went through each of the newest uploads, one by one, and thumbed down every one that:
1: I saw earlier that day
2: I saw earlier that week
3: Did not make any sense
4: Was not funny
5: Was an obvious "This shouldn't make it to the front page, but hey...I'm just going to leave it here because I've seen similar random posts make it to #1"
6: I saw earlier that day
7: Was a boring screenclip of an anime show
8: Was an uninteresting YouTube video
9: Was an unfunny screencap of a game
10: I saw earlier that day.

Also, if you'd pay attention, I haven't actually uploaded anything to this website since October of 2012. I just comment from time-to-time, and go through the highest rated (and newest uploaded when I run out) and thumb accordingly.

Or...perhaps I should do it anonymously, like yourself.
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