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|Video Games Played:||Halo, Gears of War, Battlefield, Pokemon, Mass Effect, Diablo, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic|
|Interests:||Pokemon, Super Heroes, Halo, Doctor Who, Zombies|
|Date Signed Up:||4/29/2012|
|Funnyjunk Career Stats|
|Highest Content Rank:||#2417|
|Highest Comment Rank:||#8961|
|Content Thumbs:||2994 total, 3865 , 871|
|Comment Thumbs:||849 total, 1136 , 287|
|Content Level Progress:|| 84% (84/100) |
Level 127 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 128 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
|Comment Level Progress:|| 70% (7/10) |
Level 183 Comments: Anon Annihilator → Level 184 Comments: Anon Annihilator
|Times Content Favorited:||326 times|
|Total Comments Made:||498|
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|#44 - it's a story about a guy who is playing dayz with and some Rus… [+] (3 new replies)||04/08/2015 on Never forget||0|
|#794 - >Be me, 16, meet the girl of my dreams. >We’re tog… [+] (1 new reply)||03/23/2015 on Let out your feelings on FJ||0|
|#793 - ************* story time. Hey guys. I’m HugeJugg… [+] (2 new replies)||03/23/2015 on Let out your feelings on FJ||0|
#794 - hugejuggernaut (03/23/2015) [-]
>We’re together for two years, and it’s good.
>Well, until I start to notice a few things…
>Long story short, she violated her probation.
>Institutionalized for behavioral reprogramming.
>She’s gone for six months, and I can’t even talk to her.
>I log onto her Facebook and email, reset her other passwords and access her other accounts.
>Shit’s getting real.
>She cheated on me with half a dozen guys, at least.
>She’s been lying and sleeping around for the entirety of our relationship.
>Her mother calls me three months in and says…
>I’m sorry about the baby.
>Baby isn’t mine, can’t be, can it?
>Miscarriage anyway, I will never know.
>Still no contact.
>Notice pain in testicle.
>Go to doctor, and they tell me I have cancer.
>Donate sperm and schedule an appointment to talk to surgeon.
>Ask for second opinion.
>I move the fuck on.
>Next girl, I’m 18, she’s my high school sweetheart.
>It’s good for a few months.
>She leaves me for the dude that knocked up her younger sister.
>Tonight, I’m 21, and I just got lured into blackmail.
>My entire family and friend’s list of co-workers now has a video of me masturbating.
>I’m 21, made $40,000 last year, am in school, currently single, but there are a few options
>Definitely not blackmail chick.
>I’ve attempted suicide twice.
>Not even good at that.
>Here I am, at 0540 hours, my time, typing this, for you guys.
I love you all. You’re all so much fun, and you are the reason I can reflect on all my shitty stories, and laugh hysterically. I’ve got more material. Imma write a motherfucking book. The Fortunate Life of a Most Fortunate Man. I’m fortunate because I have friends, and a great family, and a fucking fantastic community to share this with. I’m going to Vegas soon, then I’ll visit family in Florida for a while, and in November, I have a month of backpacking in Europe. Hit me up Eurofags, I want to bang your mothers. I have no grey area in life. Either things are crazy unfortunate, like, complete chaos, or it’s all pristine, and unbelievably remarkable. After all this, once my degree is done (Bio-Chem), I will take over the world. Or, at the very least, build a small team of engineers, physicists, botanist, and chemists and make a serious effort at privatizing the colonization and mining of material goods of space. Let me know if you’re in.
|#147 - 16. Whoo.||03/22/2015 on remember||0|
|#221 - Okay, story time. > Be me, 20-years old, all fired…||03/21/2015 on Good guy inmates||0|
|#52 - I work in a maximum security prison holding over a thousand in… [+] (6 new replies)||03/20/2015 on Good guy inmates||+15|
#221 - hugejuggernaut (03/21/2015) [-]
Okay, story time.
> Be me, 20-years old, all fired up and ready to go
>Recently trained to work in our segregation unit, the largest in the state, also housing the most violent and mentally ill inmates
>Shit goes down and a mad man is covering his cell walls in shit and is peeing everywhere
>He floods his toilet and that's it, we get our orders to extract the inmate from his cell
>Fucker doesn't want to come out
>We 'suit up' in riot gear, issue directives, gas, and shoot the inmate with nonlethal powered pain and misery
>Gun backfires and inmate is shielding himself from the gas by covering the hatch with his mattress
>Nothing is working the way we want it to
>Decide we're going in raw
>Manually open door and five of us dive in
>Inmate is pinned and pulls a weapon on and attempts to use it on a friend of mine
>Lose control a bit and almost break his arm trying to restrain and remove the weapon from his hand
>Suddenly he stops fighting back and I look down only to see his head under an inch and a half of his own shit water
>Pull him up and out, and suddenly he's more than willing to comply with issued directives
>Never causes problems for anyone ever again.
|#658 - Draw me?||03/20/2015 on Let me draw you 2||0|
|#33 - Homosexuals are sexually attracted to one another, it happens.… [+] (1 new reply)||03/16/2015 on Holy Tumblr||0|
#321 - happymonkey (03/17/2015) [-]
People can be a-sexual by birth, but the much more common and unfortunate cause is sexual assault when they were a minor. Somebody who was brutally raped might not be attracted to people anymore, or might not feel safe in their own sexes restroom. There was a guy in my high school who would pee his pants on the reg because his dad raped him when he was still a little kid and he doesn't feel safe around other guys when he's using the restroom. Bathrooms like this, single stall most likely with a lock, give those people a comfortable environment to do their business, and if you ask me that's worth it.
|#3 - Unisex restrooms are generally meant for, say a daughter who i… [+] (2 new replies)||03/16/2015 on Holy Tumblr||-1|
|#55 - I think there was 'stuff' going on, it just wasn't very notice…||02/24/2015 on Coffee||0|
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