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hugejuggernaut

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Consoles Owned: XBox 360, Wii, DS
Video Games Played: Halo, Gears of War, Battlefield, Pokemon, Mass Effect, Diablo, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
X-box Gamertag: TheWookieBreath
Interests: Pokemon, Super Heroes, Halo, Doctor Who, Zombies
Date Signed Up:4/29/2012
Last Login:4/26/2015
Location:NE
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#44 - it's a story about a guy who is playing dayz with and some Rus…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/08/2015 on Never forget 0
#46 - nebsie (04/08/2015) [-]
He was Syrian and it was during the Arab spring
User avatar #70 - unfairlybanned (04/08/2015) [-]
And it was TF2.
User avatar #45 - johnnyferno (04/08/2015) [-]
Oh yeah I remember that story! Oh man, now the feels have become more clear. I hope that glorious bastard gets home saftely.
#794 - >Be me, 16, meet the girl of my dreams. >We’re tog…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2015 on Let out your feelings on FJ 0
User avatar #797 - bananashake (03/23/2015) [-]
If nothing else you made me take a good look at my own life and realize how good i've had it and i now feel ungratefull towards my partents

Hang in there man
There's always more reposts waiting for you on FJ
#793 - ************* story time. Hey guys. I’m HugeJugg…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/23/2015 on Let out your feelings on FJ 0
#794 - hugejuggernaut (03/23/2015) [-]
>Be me, 16, meet the girl of my dreams.
>We’re together for two years, and it’s good.
>Well, until I start to notice a few things…
>Long story short, she violated her probation.
>Institutionalized for behavioral reprogramming.
>She’s gone for six months, and I can’t even talk to her.
>I log onto her Facebook and email, reset her other passwords and access her other accounts.
>Shit’s getting real.
>She cheated on me with half a dozen guys, at least.
>She’s been lying and sleeping around for the entirety of our relationship.
>Her mother calls me three months in and says…
>I’m sorry about the baby.
>MFW
>Baby isn’t mine, can’t be, can it?
>Miscarriage anyway, I will never know.
>Still no contact.
>Notice pain in testicle.
>Go to doctor, and they tell me I have cancer.
>Donate sperm and schedule an appointment to talk to surgeon.
>Ask for second opinion.
>IT’S GHONNORIA!
>MFW
>I move the fuck on.

>Next girl, I’m 18, she’s my high school sweetheart.
>It’s good for a few months.
>She leaves me for the dude that knocked up her younger sister.

>Tonight, I’m 21, and I just got lured into blackmail.
>My entire family and friend’s list of co-workers now has a video of me masturbating.
>MFW

>I’m 21, made $40,000 last year, am in school, currently single, but there are a few options
>Definitely not blackmail chick.
>I’ve attempted suicide twice.
>Not even good at that.
>MFW
>Here I am, at 0540 hours, my time, typing this, for you guys.
>You motherfuckers.

I love you all. You’re all so much fun, and you are the reason I can reflect on all my shitty stories, and laugh hysterically. I’ve got more material. Imma write a motherfucking book. The Fortunate Life of a Most Fortunate Man. I’m fortunate because I have friends, and a great family, and a fucking fantastic community to share this with. I’m going to Vegas soon, then I’ll visit family in Florida for a while, and in November, I have a month of backpacking in Europe. Hit me up Eurofags, I want to bang your mothers. I have no grey area in life. Either things are crazy unfortunate, like, complete chaos, or it’s all pristine, and unbelievably remarkable. After all this, once my degree is done (Bio-Chem), I will take over the world. Or, at the very least, build a small team of engineers, physicists, botanist, and chemists and make a serious effort at privatizing the colonization and mining of material goods of space. Let me know if you’re in.
User avatar #797 - bananashake (03/23/2015) [-]
If nothing else you made me take a good look at my own life and realize how good i've had it and i now feel ungratefull towards my partents

Hang in there man
There's always more reposts waiting for you on FJ
#147 - 16. Whoo. 03/22/2015 on remember 0
#221 - Okay, story time. > Be me, 20-years old, all fired… 03/21/2015 on Good guy inmates 0
#52 - I work in a maximum security prison holding over a thousand in…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/20/2015 on Good guy inmates +15
User avatar #176 - evilpapagali (03/20/2015) [-]
I agree with the rest. You should tell the story.
User avatar #221 - hugejuggernaut (03/21/2015) [-]
Okay, story time.

> Be me, 20-years old, all fired up and ready to go
>Recently trained to work in our segregation unit, the largest in the state, also housing the most violent and mentally ill inmates
>Shit goes down and a mad man is covering his cell walls in shit and is peeing everywhere
>He floods his toilet and that's it, we get our orders to extract the inmate from his cell
>Fucker doesn't want to come out
>Shit
>We 'suit up' in riot gear, issue directives, gas, and shoot the inmate with nonlethal powered pain and misery
>Gun backfires and inmate is shielding himself from the gas by covering the hatch with his mattress
>Nothing is working the way we want it to
>Decide we're going in raw
>Manually open door and five of us dive in
>Inmate is pinned and pulls a weapon on and attempts to use it on a friend of mine
>Lose control a bit and almost break his arm trying to restrain and remove the weapon from his hand
>Suddenly he stops fighting back and I look down only to see his head under an inch and a half of his own shit water
>Pull him up and out, and suddenly he's more than willing to comply with issued directives
>Never causes problems for anyone ever again.
#146 - iampercocet (03/20/2015) [-]
>"If it's any consolation, I nearly drowned a child molester in his own fecal matter once."

Yeah, I'm going to need that whole story, start to finish.
#121 - wimwam (03/20/2015) [-]
>last sentence
>not telling the story
User avatar #89 - sockswithsandals (03/20/2015) [-]
Kinda wanna hear that story
#63 - newprinny (03/20/2015) [-]
This sounds like a good story, dood.
#658 - Draw me? 03/20/2015 on Let me draw you 2 0
#33 - Homosexuals are sexually attracted to one another, it happens.…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2015 on Holy Tumblr 0
#321 - happymonkey (03/17/2015) [-]
People can be a-sexual by birth, but the much more common and unfortunate cause is sexual assault when they were a minor. Somebody who was brutally raped might not be attracted to people anymore, or might not feel safe in their own sexes restroom. There was a guy in my high school who would pee his pants on the reg because his dad raped him when he was still a little kid and he doesn't feel safe around other guys when he's using the restroom. Bathrooms like this, single stall most likely with a lock, give those people a comfortable environment to do their business, and if you ask me that's worth it.
#3 - Unisex restrooms are generally meant for, say a daughter who i…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/16/2015 on Holy Tumblr -1
User avatar #434 - xgreenmaidenx (03/17/2015) [-]
No, unisex restrooms is when you're supposed to go to the restroom. Doesn't mater who you are.
I have no idea where you live, but here everyone uses them.
User avatar #5 - epicalania (03/16/2015) [-]
This is stupid
just goto the right fucking bathroom you knobheads
#55 - I think there was 'stuff' going on, it just wasn't very notice… 02/24/2015 on Coffee 0

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#1 - fefe (12/20/2013) [-]
u r a huge jug
#2 to #1 - fefe (12/20/2013) [-]
fkn fggt
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