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#17 - As much as it pains me to say this, I don't think Donald can w…  [+] (1 reply) 10/16/2016 on I'd like to see Hillary... 0
#19 - totallytito (10/16/2016) [-]
Get that negative attitude outta here.
We don't need low-energy little shits like you dragging us down.

We've gotta be bold!
We've gotta be tough!
We're fighting to bring back the American dream! Don't you understand? We're not here to solve problems, we're here to fuck shit up and tell these Dems
"Hey, you don't rule us, this is a democracy!"
#32 - TOO BAD THE ACTUAL GAME DOESN'T MAKE YOU FEEL ANYWHERE NEAR AS…  [+] (2 replies) 10/16/2016 on Why I play Trooper in the... +9
#43 - alpotenciano (10/16/2016) [-]
A lot of game trailers are like that
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#50 - kingultra (10/16/2016) [-]
God, do not remind me. Fable 3 had such a hype trailer. I have never felt so let down by anything else. The trailer was so fucking bad ass and littler me watched it so many times in a row.
#73 - "Our reinforcements are diminishing" "Comma…  [+] (5 replies) 10/16/2016 on battlefront memes +97
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#167 - lobstersamurai (10/17/2016) [-]
I don't know how many times I had to hole up and defend just one command post on that map. The one where you funnel all enemies into a killing field and everything turns into the First Battle of Bull Run from there
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#165 - xgrandmoffx (10/17/2016) [-]
Great tunnels for fuckbois with mines.
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#172 - halor (10/17/2016) [-]
those thin corridors made that place a slaughter house if you got a jedi hero
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#202 - thesirofponies (10/17/2016) [-]
Not even, set up 2 droidekas and aim at head level. Easy 20 kills.
#70 - I went ham with the basic rifleman/clone trooper. And afte…  [+] (1 reply) 10/16/2016 on battlefront memes +29
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#82 - geofalke (10/16/2016) [-]
when i owned it on ps2, i made an elite mode profile to see how far through the campaign i could get before I was killed. I tore ass the whole way through playing Assault/Marine the entire time.

then i started doing galactic conquest the same way. by the time the A.I. actually killed me by a stray tank shot, I had a k.d. of 524:1

never touched that profile again~
#79 - Maya Kristalinskaya if you're feeling Russian. Edith Piaf …  [+] (1 reply) 10/16/2016 on Le blueprints. 0
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#236 - kyleassante (10/16/2016) [-]
I appreciate the recommendations. Also I don't not like spanish or asian languages, they're just a million times easier to find music for.
#58 - Idealism like that is admirable, but naive. Once you're on the…  [+] (1 reply) 10/15/2016 on THIS IS WHY I'M SHILLING 4... +7
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#59 - severepwner (10/15/2016) [-]
I'm aware, not completely naive. Unless we're dismantling ISIS completely, being deployed in Afghanistan doesn't exactly defend America, considering we haven't had to fight on American soil since Pearl Harbor. But if we get into a war with Russia, any ideals you could believe in even in a naive manner will be dashed in a moment.

The "hum drum of military life" is exactly why I change the wording a bit when I give the idealistic reason someone fights for their country. If you're stationed in Japan just maintaining the base, or on another patrol 2 years into your contract without even a Combat Action Ribbon, can you really say you're fighting for your country? I think it would be hard to think so. The way I'm deciding to look at it, is that every soldier, marine, sailor and airman is a cog in a vast machine. While they aren't really heroes, and perhaps aren't even in a technical sense fighting for their country, they're part of a greater whole that does do those things. A soldier doesn't defend America, the military does. A soldier does not stabilize the Middle East, his military does. So where many start questioning their worth and whether their actions mean anything, I would use the mindset they are all contributing.

This is why I say, "contribute to the defense of our country", as I believe it lacks being illusioned, and disillusioned.
#34 - Metal Trump Rising: Electric Boogaloo  [+] (1 reply) 10/15/2016 on Trumpisnotateamplayer +34
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#46 - bendingtimeisgood (10/15/2016) [-]
Is it weird that I just heard "Show me a good time, Jack" in Trump's voice?