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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:10/20/2011
Last Login:5/30/2015
Location:United States
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#6916
Comment Ranking:#6693
Highest Content Rank:#6919
Highest Comment Rank:#3271
Content Thumbs: 223 total,  245 ,  22
Comment Thumbs: 1357 total,  1511 ,  154
Content Level Progress: 10% (1/10)
Level 22 Content: Peasant → Level 23 Content: Peasant
Comment Level Progress: 30% (3/10)
Level 204 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 205 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Content Views:16266
Total Comments Made:447
FJ Points:1265

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#20 - I am a little afraid. I clicked it and once the screaming star… 15 hours ago on Dank MP4 Comp +1
#433 - Picture 05/25/2015 on What's in the chest? +4
#51 - Bruh, not even close. Look up Andrea Yates, Susan Smith, and M… 05/22/2015 on Fact comp #8 +9
#90 - We had a guy in my shop class get hit with drill bit when it f…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2015 on 5 Tapes you will never get... +2
#92 - keroberios (05/18/2015) [-]
Shit, I be that sucked. Worst thing I've ever seen in the shop is one of the guys on the band saw, cutting away at some project or other. Wound up loosing his footing on the built up sawdust for half a second and cut off his thumb. I've never been more impressed with someone in my whole life. Guy kept his cool, hit the emergency shut off switch. Did that cool whistle thing that some people can do and it's stupidly loud so it can be heard over everything. Whole shop stops and looks at him and he's just standing there cradling his hand and goes. "Hey Tom (shop foreman). I cut my fucking thumb off. Do me a favor and give me a ride to the hospital, yah? And could someone put the rest on ice for me? I'm just gonna go sit down for a moment." And like a champ he walked into the break room, sat down, and looked slightly uncomfortable while one of the boys did some quick first-aid on him.
But, on the bright side, it was a relatively new blade (only a month old) and the cut was pristine. Had the doc's reattach it and it has almost full function.
#51 - Porn needs a laugh track option 05/15/2015 on Capitalism +4
#68 - Picture 05/12/2015 on Marijuana +11
#144 - I fixed your picture for you. 05/12/2015 on 500 words per minute 0
#68 - Picture 05/12/2015 on Nice keyboard 0
#64 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/12/2015 on Nice keyboard +2
#67 - RyderSechrest (05/12/2015) [-]
#68 - hsrfj (05/12/2015) [-]
#62 - I kid, I kid. I laughed and thumbed  [+] (4 new replies) 05/12/2015 on Nice keyboard +4
#63 - RyderSechrest (05/12/2015) [-]
thx
#64 - hsrfj (05/12/2015) [-]
#67 - RyderSechrest (05/12/2015) [-]
#68 - hsrfj (05/12/2015) [-]

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User avatar #3 - gugek (09/24/2014) [-]
Good morning friend. Hope your day is fantastic.
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