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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:7/21/2011
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#195 - hsm (02/09/2015) [+] (7 replies)
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#71 - hsm (09/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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Thanks for visiting!!
#207 to #206 - hsm (16 hours ago) [-]
I've seen this before. Step up your game senpai.
I've seen this before. Step up your game senpai.
#205 - holsety has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #181 - murrlogic (02/01/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #183 to #182 - murrlogic (02/01/2015) [-]
Adam Jensen pls

I thought this was a profile about tiny animu creatures
#185 to #184 - murrlogic (02/01/2015) [-]
Why does this animu creature not have a nose?
Why does this animu creature not have a nose?
#186 to #185 - hsm (02/01/2015) [-]
Because animu creatures usually don't
Because animu creatures usually don't
User avatar #187 to #186 - murrlogic (02/01/2015) [-]
Are they all your waifus?
User avatar #189 to #188 - murrlogic (02/01/2015) [-]
Is this one your waifu?
#190 to #189 - hsm (02/01/2015) [-]
No. This one is my waifu
#191 to #190 - murrlogic (02/01/2015) [-]
Makes her so special?
#192 to #191 - hsm (02/01/2015) [-]
She's cute and retarded
#193 to #192 - murrlogic (02/01/2015) [-]
Both of these statements are adorable and acceptable
User avatar #178 - yibdiy ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
BENIS
User avatar #179 to #178 - hsm (01/27/2015) [-]
It is okay to be gay. I support you!!
User avatar #180 to #179 - yibdiy ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
"It is okay to be gay"
That's some beheading material right there
User avatar #175 - newbrony (01/24/2015) [-]
u 2 bby
User avatar #176 to #175 - hsm (01/24/2015) [-]
;__________________;
User avatar #177 to #176 - newbrony (01/24/2015) [-]
spoon
User avatar #154 - yibdiy ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
Holy ******* **** , I'm about to take an exam and there's an actual fedora neckbeard here. I didn't know they were real AND in my country ;___;
User avatar #155 to #154 - hsm (01/22/2015) [-]
It's okay, mirrors in exam rooms aren't that uncommon
User avatar #156 to #155 - yibdiy ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
Pretty solid burn, 8/10.
BUT you know what I look like, so you know it's a lie and therefore meh burn. Gotta lower it to 6/10 (it was still nice), sorry.
User avatar #157 to #156 - hsm (01/22/2015) [-]
Good enough for now
#158 to #157 - yibdiy ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
Really though, what the **** . I had no idea they were real. I thought it was some sort of internet spookyspaghetti

And then there was also Lester from GTAV-looking ************ , except with long, thin hair. Even the ******* expression fits. Now I understand why slavs are considered inferior.
User avatar #160 to #158 - newbrony (01/22/2015) [-]
Speak for yourself. Only beautiful 10/10 people here.
User avatar #161 to #160 - yibdiy ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
You are there though
User avatar #162 to #161 - newbrony (01/22/2015) [-]
today im just getting rekt
User avatar #163 to #162 - yibdiy ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
If it helps you, I've failed 3 exams today.
User avatar #164 to #163 - newbrony (01/22/2015) [-]
Oh **** ***** , for real?

Please no, you can't be dumber than ham. I'm not ready for such a change.

Dammit yib, why? How?
User avatar #165 to #164 - yibdiy ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
Because I'm a terrible student and a lazy piece of **** to boot. I still have 1 attempt left on two of them and 2 on the 3rd but though
User avatar #166 to #165 - newbrony (01/22/2015) [-]
Well **** . Good luck.

However, as usual, I'm doing slightly worse.

I...er....um...kinda forgot to write my name in the exam lists on time so I'm probably gonna fail this year.
User avatar #167 to #166 - yibdiy ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
Man, that sucks. Can't you talk to profs or anything?
User avatar #168 to #167 - newbrony (01/22/2015) [-]
Well, all of them agreed to give me a second chance except one of them who hates my **** , and I can't go on without passing his class.
User avatar #169 to #168 - yibdiy ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
Holy **** , what a cunt. Is that decision final?
User avatar #170 to #169 - newbrony (01/22/2015) [-]
Well, he can change it until the end of this week but that won't happen. ***** tries to **** me up at every turn and he finally found a legit way.

T F W
F
W
User avatar #171 to #170 - yibdiy ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
**** . So you gotta repeat the whole year, not just his class? Why?
User avatar #173 to #171 - newbrony (01/22/2015) [-]
I can't believe I'm gonna ask this but withdrawal 2 strong.

How's Clicker Heroes going?
User avatar #172 to #171 - newbrony (01/22/2015) [-]
That's how it goes. I won't have to attend all classes but I'm gonna have to retake everything. If i'm really lucky they'll put me in at autumn semester so I don't have to repeat the whole year, just work extra hard on the next one because I have less time.

****** retarded and complicated.
User avatar #174 to #172 - yibdiy ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
Maybe you'll actually manage to convince him, hope dies la- oh **** , tomorrow's friday, as in "end of this week," **** . So I take it you are booked for the next year... Man, **** .

Heh. 1312 currently, got a new hero, so today I'll stop at about 1350, I think. So far with all buffs it still takes me in the 30 seconds through all 4lvls+boss and then still some from the next lvl.
User avatar #159 to #158 - hsm (01/22/2015) [-]
I have no idea how to respond but i guess you have my sympathy. Every country has its fair share of fedora neckbeards, even mine does. The only difference is that fedora neckbeards here can't claim that ''God isn't real'' because beheading.
User avatar #147 - newbrony (01/11/2015) [-]
ur gey lol
User avatar #148 to #147 - hsm (01/11/2015) [-]
no u
User avatar #150 to #149 - hsm (01/17/2015) [-]
are you dead? Pls send me hot nudes of 72 virgin angels from Heaven. Or a selfie from hell idgaf
User avatar #151 to #150 - newbrony (01/17/2015) [-]
both phone and computer ded
User avatar #152 to #151 - hsm (01/17/2015) [-]
you should change your avatar because you're not at all cool. You ******* suck.
>2015
>not having some form of alternative to all your technologies.

My toaster died and i ******* made toast on a ******* frying pan. I didnt just not make toast. You ******* piece of ****

i miss you
User avatar #153 to #152 - newbrony (01/17/2015) [-]
I am uncool.
I did find an alternative.

By those powers combined, I am currently at a party, shut in a room, getting my internet fix.
Every half an hour or so some couple bursts in trying to have sex. They see me and leave.
Computer is **** tho and doesnt have skype
;_; ill come back bby
#141 - yibdiy ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
Petition to bring back Shinobu.
Petition to bring back Shinobu.
User avatar #143 to #141 - hsm (01/09/2015) [-]
on the other hand Shinobu is love
#144 to #143 - yibdiy ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
Of course she is.
#142 to #141 - hsm (01/09/2015) [-]
You're gonna need about 100 signatures *******
User avatar #138 - murrlogic (01/09/2015) [-]
hello
#139 to #138 - hsm (01/09/2015) [-]
hi
hi
User avatar #140 to #139 - murrlogic (01/09/2015) [-]
LOLMIKU
#132 - awoogirl (12/17/2014) [-]
Awoo~
#133 to #132 - hsm (12/17/2014) [-]
good girl
User avatar #130 - yibdiy ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
dicks
User avatar #131 to #130 - hsm (12/17/2014) [-]
as i said, i see no difference
#126 - anonexplains (12/16/2014) [-]
Nice avatar faggit, give me full size
User avatar #127 to #126 - hsm (12/16/2014) [-]
Log in and ask for it like a man
#128 to #127 - anonexplains (12/16/2014) [-]
my family cant afford to log me in
#129 to #128 - hsm (12/16/2014) [-]
only because you made me chuckle
User avatar #125 to #124 - hsm (12/12/2014) [-]
water is wet
User avatar #120 - newbrony (12/11/2014) [-]
It would appear my computer is pepsi.
#121 to #120 - hsm (12/11/2014) [-]
R.I.P in peace your computer.
Are you not gonna be online on skype for a while?
User avatar #122 to #121 - newbrony (12/11/2014) [-]
I don't know man. I'll see what I can do.
#123 to #122 - hsm (12/11/2014) [-]
Basically how you feel right now
#115 to #114 - hsm (11/27/2014) [-]
Y-you too
User avatar #96 - adunsaveme (10/30/2014) [-]
nice avatar fag
User avatar #97 to #96 - hsm (10/30/2014) [-]
Thank you very much you asshole.
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