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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:7/21/2011
Last Login:11/28/2014
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#95 - animethumbs (10/23/2014) [-]
stickied by hsm
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#71 - hsm ONLINE (09/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by hsm
Thanks for visiting!!
#115 to #114 - hsm ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
Y-you too
#104 to #103 - hsm ONLINE (11/23/2014) [-]
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#106 to #105 - hsm ONLINE (11/23/2014) [-]
is that a cropped version of some lewd i haven't seen?
#108 to #107 - hsm ONLINE (11/23/2014) [-]
link please
#109 to #108 - elitescruffy (11/23/2014) [-]
What if it ain't lewd?
#110 to #109 - hsm ONLINE (11/23/2014) [-]
do i look like i care?
do i look like i care?
#112 to #111 - hsm ONLINE (11/23/2014) [-]
you filthy sack of 						****
you filthy sack of ****
#100 - danield (11/23/2014) [-]
this man
User avatar #101 to #100 - hsm ONLINE (11/23/2014) [-]
Isn't he the guy who was kicked out of Saudi Arabia for being too handsome?
User avatar #102 to #101 - danield (11/23/2014) [-]
yes it was
#99 - animethumbs (11/16/2014) [-]
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#98 - animethumbs (11/05/2014) [-]
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nano - ns version feat. yumi uchimura (la la larks)
User avatar #96 - adunsaveme (10/30/2014) [-]
nice avatar fag
User avatar #97 to #96 - hsm ONLINE (10/30/2014) [-]
Thank you very much you asshole.
#86 - animethumbs (10/23/2014) [-]
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#87 to #86 - hsm ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
that's not Mashiro, that's not Mashiro at all.
that's not Mashiro, that's not Mashiro at all.
User avatar #89 to #88 - hsm ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
***** you better give me my Mashiro gif because google aint helpin me. Who even is the chick?
#91 to #90 - hsm ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
Never mind, suck my amazing detective dick.
Never mind, suck my amazing detective dick.
#92 to #91 - animethumbs (10/23/2014) [-]
&gt;Darkened texture   
&gt;Kanji captions   
&gt;						****					 framerate
>Darkened texture
>Kanji captions
> **** framerate

#93 to #92 - hsm ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
meh, it works. I just wanted best imouto on my profile.
#94 to #93 - animethumbs (10/23/2014) [-]
She truly is &lt;3
She truly is <3
User avatar #85 to #84 - hsm ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
I think there is some amount of porn by the same animator. Can't find it though.
User avatar #82 - themagicdalek (10/17/2014) [-]
I love you
#83 to #82 - hsm ONLINE (10/17/2014) [-]
Oh my, this is all so sudden
#75 to #74 - hsm ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
Okay i spent more time on that than i initially planned to.
#76 to #75 - animethumbs (09/27/2014) [-]
***** , my cousin tweeted me this **** , and I've been playing for the past 3 hours. I already got 10 warriors at lvl 100. **** these addictions
#77 to #76 - hsm ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
i remember the day i discovered cookie clicker. I reached the point where the cookies were automatically being accounted and i left my computer on and went to sleep so that i can wake up and spend my cookies.





I have issues.
#78 to #77 - animethumbs (09/27/2014) [-]
We've all had these issues at some point in our lives my ***** . And kill me if it'll ever be cured.

Hope this **** cures your boredom~
#79 to #78 - hsm ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
an eye for an eye mah *****
#81 to #79 - animethumbs (10/12/2014) [-]
To **** around, I decided to go back to playing the game, and these were the results..
#73 to #72 - Womens Study Major (09/25/2014) [-]
#NoRagrets
#63 - Womens Study Major (09/12/2014) [-]
I can suck your dick
User avatar #64 to #63 - hsm ONLINE (09/12/2014) [-]
Anyone with a mouth can, what's your point?
#65 to #64 - Womens Study Major (09/12/2014) [-]
it's your birthday want me to suck your dick
User avatar #66 to #65 - hsm ONLINE (09/12/2014) [-]
sure why not
#67 to #66 - Womens Study Major (09/12/2014) [-]
live in California
User avatar #68 to #67 - hsm ONLINE (09/12/2014) [-]
Hmmm you need a really flexible neck if you're gonna suck me off all the way from California
#69 to #68 - Womens Study Major (09/12/2014) [-]
engaging engineer

have a nice day
User avatar #70 to #69 - hsm ONLINE (09/12/2014) [-]
thanks you too
User avatar #41 to #40 - hsm ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
umm dude that's not me!!
User avatar #46 to #41 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
but that doesnt awnser my question, i know u have straight hair so how do u do it?
User avatar #47 to #46 - hsm ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
My hair is naturally straight. I haven't used a comb in 8 months. I just wash them daily and that's it.
User avatar #48 to #47 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
send pics or no proof
i dont belive anyone has natrually stright hair
#49 to #48 - hsm ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
well i don't have to prove it
#50 to #49 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
shiet now what do i do to git pics
#51 to #50 - hsm ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
You do know i'm a guy right? Why you want pics?
#52 to #51 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
thier like trading cards to me
User avatar #53 to #52 - hsm ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
happy?
#54 to #53 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
you said what ever i want right?
also u look indian
User avatar #55 to #54 - hsm ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
I live in Pakistan, which is next to india, so that's your explanation. And whatever means whatever, i don't care. I'm a confident ************* slut.
#56 to #55 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
awww yea im making trading cards out of these
User avatar #57 to #56 - hsm ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
LOL, send them to me when you're done.
User avatar #58 to #57 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
will take a while ima try to get as many people as posable
User avatar #60 to #58 - hsm ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
There are also gonna be some really cringe worthy pictures of me and i'm sorry that you had to see them. I took them back when i was going through my cringe years.
User avatar #61 to #60 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
not as bad as some of the **** i've seen
User avatar #62 to #61 - hsm ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
Of course Thankfully i wasn't as cringey as most 12 year olds but still i would want to forget those years.
User avatar #59 to #58 - hsm ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
have fun
User avatar #39 - ecalycptus ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
Nice OC
User avatar #42 to #39 - hsm ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
what OC?
#44 to #43 - hsm ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
Oh i made that Vivian James picture. Thank you for liking it.
User avatar #45 to #44 - ecalycptus ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
It's really nice, saved.
#37 - sassguardian (09/03/2014) [-]
You're going down, cutie pie.
User avatar #38 to #37 - hsm ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
k
#30 - tanabata (08/25/2014) [-]
Heeeey~ What's the story behind your username?
User avatar #31 to #30 - hsm ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
it's the initials of my real name.
#32 to #31 - tanabata (08/25/2014) [-]
That doesn't help me at all. I want to think of a appropriate nickname...
User avatar #33 to #32 - hsm ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
it's also an abbreviation of HEY SEXY ************

H.S.M.
#34 to #33 - tanabata (08/25/2014) [-]
Hasam, maybe...?
User avatar #35 to #34 - hsm ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
yeah sure, go with that i dun mind.
User avatar #8 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
I liked Watamote.
User avatar #9 to #8 - hsm ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
i liked it too. We should totally **** .
User avatar #11 to #9 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
Name the time and place. I'm there.
#12 to #11 - hsm ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
#13 to #12 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
I've got the gas money, bby
User avatar #14 to #13 - hsm ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
you'll need airplane money
#15 to #14 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
Oh? Where are you, mah ***** ?
User avatar #16 to #15 - hsm ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Asia
User avatar #17 to #16 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
Where in?
User avatar #18 to #17 - hsm ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Pakistan
User avatar #19 to #18 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
I feel like we've had this conversation before.
User avatar #20 to #19 - hsm ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
yeah, this is where you say i'm kicking it with the sand *******
#21 to #20 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
Oh, man, you're kicking t with the sand ******* then.


Have you made any progress to moving to canada?
#22 to #21 - hsm ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
absolutely not man, i talked to my dad about it but he says that i have to stay in this country for at least 2 more years and help with the family business until my older brother gets married.

<=== in short
#23 to #22 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
Why the hell do you have to? You're a grown man, do what you want.
#24 to #23 - hsm ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
i don't know man, it's so unfair.
#25 to #24 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
Just go for it, the only one holding you back is yourself. To hell with what your dad thinks, tell him you love him and leave.
Just go for it, the only one holding you back is yourself. To hell with what your dad thinks, tell him you love him and leave.
#26 to #25 - hsm ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
I'll keep trying. I will irritate him so much that his only escape would be to throw me out of this country. I'll get to Canada, one way or the other.
#27 to #26 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
I'll probably never get around to learning Japanese, so I'll probably be going to Canada, too. Maybe we will cross paths one of the days, my friend! And the it will be   
&lt;&lt;
I'll probably never get around to learning Japanese, so I'll probably be going to Canada, too. Maybe we will cross paths one of the days, my friend! And the it will be
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#28 to #27 - hsm ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
aww sweet man, see you then.
aww sweet man, see you then.
#29 to #28 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
See ya
See ya
User avatar #7 to #4 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
But some of those have words?
User avatar #5 to #4 - hsm ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
umm thanks........ i guess
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