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#5 - It should be Half life 2: Episode 2 part 2 Gabe can't 3  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2014 on Adventures of Weeaboo Jim +22
#30 - vexigen (09/12/2014) [-]
half life 2: episode 2: part 1 is the next sequel.
#2 - Picture 09/11/2014 on Gettin swole +1
#1040349 - remember to 360 quickscope her ass in the court.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +2
#1040350 - deadprisoner (09/11/2014) [-]
Don't worry I already got the mountain dew and doritos.
#1040347 - Picture 09/11/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
#1040346 - Picture 09/11/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1040345 - report her for fag abuse  [+] (3 new replies) 09/11/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1040348 - deadprisoner (09/11/2014) [-]
Brb calling swat on my mom for being homophobic and child abuse.
#1040349 - hsm (09/11/2014) [-]
remember to 360 quickscope her ass in the court.
#1040350 - deadprisoner (09/11/2014) [-]
Don't worry I already got the mountain dew and doritos.
#1040344 - Tana baby you know me. 09/11/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
#1040339 - have you tried the phrase ''BUT MOOOOOOMMMMM ''  [+] (5 new replies) 09/11/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1040341 - deadprisoner (09/11/2014) [-]
If i did that my mom would smack me so fucking hard.
User avatar #1040345 - hsm (09/11/2014) [-]
report her for fag abuse
User avatar #1040348 - deadprisoner (09/11/2014) [-]
Brb calling swat on my mom for being homophobic and child abuse.
#1040349 - hsm (09/11/2014) [-]
remember to 360 quickscope her ass in the court.
#1040350 - deadprisoner (09/11/2014) [-]
Don't worry I already got the mountain dew and doritos.
#1040330 - >not asking your parents for money it's like you'r…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/11/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1040333 - deadprisoner (09/11/2014) [-]
my parents pay for my apartment and college, they said "if you want chinese cartoons shit you buy it with your own money."
User avatar #1040339 - hsm (09/11/2014) [-]
have you tried the phrase ''BUT MOOOOOOMMMMM ''
#1040341 - deadprisoner (09/11/2014) [-]
If i did that my mom would smack me so fucking hard.
User avatar #1040345 - hsm (09/11/2014) [-]
report her for fag abuse
User avatar #1040348 - deadprisoner (09/11/2014) [-]
Brb calling swat on my mom for being homophobic and child abuse.
#1040349 - hsm (09/11/2014) [-]
remember to 360 quickscope her ass in the court.
#1040350 - deadprisoner (09/11/2014) [-]
Don't worry I already got the mountain dew and doritos.
#1040327 - leopard raws are best subbers  [+] (2 new replies) 09/11/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1040343 - jubnik (09/11/2014) [-]
thats like saying atheists are the best cultists
#1040346 - hsm (09/11/2014) [-]
#1040326 - you have a job and you took a shower what are you a n…  [+] (9 new replies) 09/11/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1040329 - deadprisoner (09/11/2014) [-]
I need money to buy my weaboo stuff, i like to support the industry.
User avatar #1040330 - hsm (09/11/2014) [-]
>not asking your parents for money

it's like you're trying not to disappoint them
User avatar #1040333 - deadprisoner (09/11/2014) [-]
my parents pay for my apartment and college, they said "if you want chinese cartoons shit you buy it with your own money."
User avatar #1040339 - hsm (09/11/2014) [-]
have you tried the phrase ''BUT MOOOOOOMMMMM ''
#1040341 - deadprisoner (09/11/2014) [-]
If i did that my mom would smack me so fucking hard.
User avatar #1040345 - hsm (09/11/2014) [-]
report her for fag abuse
User avatar #1040348 - deadprisoner (09/11/2014) [-]
Brb calling swat on my mom for being homophobic and child abuse.
#1040349 - hsm (09/11/2014) [-]
remember to 360 quickscope her ass in the court.
#1040350 - deadprisoner (09/11/2014) [-]
Don't worry I already got the mountain dew and doritos.
#1040319 - ***** i woke up 2 hours ago. Step your game up  [+] (16 new replies) 09/11/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1040323 - deadprisoner (09/11/2014) [-]
But i only got off work an hour and half ago and i took a cold shower and ate dinner. YOU DONT KNOW MY LIFE!
User avatar #1040334 - tanabata (09/11/2014) [-]
Posting Nico-senpai too? My God, I really like you.
#1040335 - deadprisoner (09/11/2014) [-]
Nico best girl.
#1040347 - hsm (09/11/2014) [-]
#1040336 - tanabata (09/11/2014) [-]
#1040338 - deadprisoner (09/11/2014) [-]
Yea! I love internet medals.
User avatar #1040326 - hsm (09/11/2014) [-]
you have a job and you took a shower

what are you a non-weeaboo?
#1040329 - deadprisoner (09/11/2014) [-]
I need money to buy my weaboo stuff, i like to support the industry.
User avatar #1040330 - hsm (09/11/2014) [-]
>not asking your parents for money

it's like you're trying not to disappoint them
User avatar #1040333 - deadprisoner (09/11/2014) [-]
my parents pay for my apartment and college, they said "if you want chinese cartoons shit you buy it with your own money."
User avatar #1040339 - hsm (09/11/2014) [-]
have you tried the phrase ''BUT MOOOOOOMMMMM ''
#1040341 - deadprisoner (09/11/2014) [-]
If i did that my mom would smack me so fucking hard.
User avatar #1040345 - hsm (09/11/2014) [-]
report her for fag abuse
User avatar #1040348 - deadprisoner (09/11/2014) [-]
Brb calling swat on my mom for being homophobic and child abuse.
#1040349 - hsm (09/11/2014) [-]
remember to 360 quickscope her ass in the court.
#1040350 - deadprisoner (09/11/2014) [-]
Don't worry I already got the mountain dew and doritos.
#1040315 - and you still failed to tell him about it before me  [+] (18 new replies) 09/11/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar #1040317 - deadprisoner (09/11/2014) [-]
Not my fault I can't spend 24 hours on the computer, I wish I could.
#1040319 - hsm (09/11/2014) [-]
nigga i woke up 2 hours ago. Step your game up
#1040323 - deadprisoner (09/11/2014) [-]
But i only got off work an hour and half ago and i took a cold shower and ate dinner. YOU DONT KNOW MY LIFE!
User avatar #1040334 - tanabata (09/11/2014) [-]
Posting Nico-senpai too? My God, I really like you.
#1040335 - deadprisoner (09/11/2014) [-]
Nico best girl.
#1040347 - hsm (09/11/2014) [-]
#1040336 - tanabata (09/11/2014) [-]
#1040338 - deadprisoner (09/11/2014) [-]
Yea! I love internet medals.
User avatar #1040326 - hsm (09/11/2014) [-]
you have a job and you took a shower

what are you a non-weeaboo?
#1040329 - deadprisoner (09/11/2014) [-]
I need money to buy my weaboo stuff, i like to support the industry.
User avatar #1040330 - hsm (09/11/2014) [-]
>not asking your parents for money

it's like you're trying not to disappoint them
User avatar #1040333 - deadprisoner (09/11/2014) [-]
my parents pay for my apartment and college, they said "if you want chinese cartoons shit you buy it with your own money."
User avatar #1040339 - hsm (09/11/2014) [-]
have you tried the phrase ''BUT MOOOOOOMMMMM ''
#1040341 - deadprisoner (09/11/2014) [-]
If i did that my mom would smack me so fucking hard.
User avatar #1040345 - hsm (09/11/2014) [-]
report her for fag abuse
User avatar #1040348 - deadprisoner (09/11/2014) [-]
Brb calling swat on my mom for being homophobic and child abuse.
#1040349 - hsm (09/11/2014) [-]
remember to 360 quickscope her ass in the court.
#1040350 - deadprisoner (09/11/2014) [-]
Don't worry I already got the mountain dew and doritos.
#1040314 - i....... but........ there was............. you piece of …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/11/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +3
#1040342 - tanabata (09/11/2014) [-]
And who might you be? Another summerfag?
#1040344 - hsm (09/11/2014) [-]
Tana baby you know me.
#1040305 - beat you to it  [+] (20 new replies) 09/11/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1040309 - deadprisoner (09/11/2014) [-]
But it was my own content
User avatar #1040315 - hsm (09/11/2014) [-]
and you still failed to tell him about it before me
User avatar #1040317 - deadprisoner (09/11/2014) [-]
Not my fault I can't spend 24 hours on the computer, I wish I could.
#1040319 - hsm (09/11/2014) [-]
nigga i woke up 2 hours ago. Step your game up
#1040323 - deadprisoner (09/11/2014) [-]
But i only got off work an hour and half ago and i took a cold shower and ate dinner. YOU DONT KNOW MY LIFE!
User avatar #1040334 - tanabata (09/11/2014) [-]
Posting Nico-senpai too? My God, I really like you.
#1040335 - deadprisoner (09/11/2014) [-]
Nico best girl.
#1040347 - hsm (09/11/2014) [-]
#1040336 - tanabata (09/11/2014) [-]
#1040338 - deadprisoner (09/11/2014) [-]
Yea! I love internet medals.
User avatar #1040326 - hsm (09/11/2014) [-]
you have a job and you took a shower

what are you a non-weeaboo?
#1040329 - deadprisoner (09/11/2014) [-]
I need money to buy my weaboo stuff, i like to support the industry.
User avatar #1040330 - hsm (09/11/2014) [-]
>not asking your parents for money

it's like you're trying not to disappoint them
User avatar #1040333 - deadprisoner (09/11/2014) [-]
my parents pay for my apartment and college, they said "if you want chinese cartoons shit you buy it with your own money."
User avatar #1040339 - hsm (09/11/2014) [-]
have you tried the phrase ''BUT MOOOOOOMMMMM ''
#1040341 - deadprisoner (09/11/2014) [-]
If i did that my mom would smack me so fucking hard.
User avatar #1040345 - hsm (09/11/2014) [-]
report her for fag abuse
User avatar #1040348 - deadprisoner (09/11/2014) [-]
Brb calling swat on my mom for being homophobic and child abuse.
#1040349 - hsm (09/11/2014) [-]
remember to 360 quickscope her ass in the court.
#1040350 - deadprisoner (09/11/2014) [-]
Don't worry I already got the mountain dew and doritos.
#1040297 - It right there on the 25th page of the newest upload… 09/11/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +3
#3 - It's sauce to that cow hentai. Take it or leave it. 09/11/2014 on Cow 0
#1 - Picture  [+] (26 new replies) 09/11/2014 on Cow +118
User avatar #130 - dyalibya (09/12/2014) [-]
#120 - lavitts (09/12/2014) [-]
>linking to fakku
Not
Even
Once
#92 - ffinfinity (09/12/2014) [-]
#76 - illumizanotti (09/12/2014) [-]
content does not exist
#65 - maguitox (09/12/2014) [-]
you jerk it leads to nothing
#59 - basstard (09/12/2014) [-]
#61 - basstard (09/12/2014) [-]
#58 - joancod (09/12/2014) [-]
I love this one. So damn absurd yet not extremely fucked up.
User avatar #96 - hsm (09/12/2014) [-]
it's in my top 3
User avatar #90 - feffog (09/12/2014) [-]
well

that was interesting
User avatar #39 - Ihazfunkitty (09/12/2014) [-]
i hate myself for being so damn curious
User avatar #2 - shallowandpedantic (09/11/2014) [-]
I refuse to click on your suspicious linkage
#6 - magaion (09/11/2014) [-]
it is the actually link i know from just the name cause reasons
#13 - becefalus (09/12/2014) [-]
"Content missing"
shit son what the fuck?
#55 - nsfwhat (09/12/2014) [-]
#14 - magaion (09/12/2014) [-]
well shit sorry never clicked the link just saw the name here have a not borken one

www.fakku.net/manga/milk-party-english
#25 - raynagrimm (09/12/2014) [-]
while looking that that a pop up took me to one of those webcam rooms. i was bored and i got muted, fun times
#106 - bemmo (09/12/2014) [-]
That look of disappointment though
User avatar #109 - raynagrimm (09/12/2014) [-]
was even better getting to watch her get upset live. i wonder how often those places get trolled.

i bet she got a bunch of tips from real users feeling sorry for her

im going to keep choosing to believe i helped a cam slut, and maybe made a white knight or 2 rage, and everyone else came while laughing to hard
#26 - magaion (09/12/2014) [-]
wow the ones i get are all bots if i ever get them thank you adblock
User avatar #27 - raynagrimm (09/12/2014) [-]
thing is i have adblock so i have no idea why it opened
#15 - becefalus (09/12/2014) [-]
thank you
User avatar #3 - hsm (09/11/2014) [-]
It's sauce to that cow hentai. Take it or leave it.
#1063 - why?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2014 on GEARBOY's profile 0
User avatar #1064 - GEARBOY (09/11/2014) [-]
I forgot to check a few settings (oc-comic makers + show on content listing etc.)
#1 - This better have a happy ending ***** . Don't make…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/11/2014 on A Little Movie Moment:... +8
#28 - miscarriage (09/12/2014) [-]
git gud
#5 - striderxir (09/11/2014) [-]
I'm with you there brother
#1040243 - zanks 09/11/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1061 - ***** where'd part 3 go?  [+] (3 new replies) 09/11/2014 on GEARBOY's profile 0
User avatar #1062 - GEARBOY (09/11/2014) [-]
re-uploaded it c:

#1063 - hsm (09/11/2014) [-]
why?
User avatar #1064 - GEARBOY (09/11/2014) [-]
I forgot to check a few settings (oc-comic makers + show on content listing etc.)
#1 - This better have a happy ending ***** . Don't make… 09/11/2014 on A Little Movie Moment:... 0
#1040231 - you wont know until you try  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1040236 - anonymous (09/11/2014) [-]
alright i'll attend the maid cafe event then see if i should stay or not
#1040214 - Go for it.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/11/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1040215 - anonymous (09/11/2014) [-]
Like seriously

like will it won't be complete shit
User avatar #1040231 - hsm (09/11/2014) [-]
you wont know until you try
#1040236 - anonymous (09/11/2014) [-]
alright i'll attend the maid cafe event then see if i should stay or not
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#71 - hsm (09/13/2014) [-]
stickied by hsm
Thanks for visiting!!
#63 - anonymous (09/12/2014) [-]
I can suck your dick
User avatar #64 to #63 - hsm (09/12/2014) [-]
Anyone with a mouth can, what's your point?
#65 to #64 - anonymous (09/12/2014) [-]
it's your birthday want me to suck your dick
User avatar #66 to #65 - hsm (09/12/2014) [-]
sure why not
#67 to #66 - anonymous (09/12/2014) [-]
live in California
User avatar #68 to #67 - hsm (09/12/2014) [-]
Hmmm you need a really flexible neck if you're gonna suck me off all the way from California
#69 to #68 - anonymous (09/12/2014) [-]
engaging engineer

have a nice day
User avatar #70 to #69 - hsm (09/12/2014) [-]
thanks you too
User avatar #41 to #40 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
umm dude that's not me!!
User avatar #46 to #41 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
but that doesnt awnser my question, i know u have straight hair so how do u do it?
User avatar #47 to #46 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
My hair is naturally straight. I haven't used a comb in 8 months. I just wash them daily and that's it.
User avatar #48 to #47 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
send pics or no proof
i dont belive anyone has natrually stright hair
#49 to #48 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
well i don't have to prove it
#50 to #49 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
shiet now what do i do to git pics
#51 to #50 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
You do know i'm a guy right? Why you want pics?
#52 to #51 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
thier like trading cards to me
User avatar #53 to #52 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
happy?
#54 to #53 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
you said what ever i want right?
also u look indian
User avatar #55 to #54 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
I live in Pakistan, which is next to india, so that's your explanation. And whatever means whatever, i don't care. I'm a confident ************* slut.
#56 to #55 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
awww yea im making trading cards out of these
User avatar #57 to #56 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
LOL, send them to me when you're done.
User avatar #58 to #57 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
will take a while ima try to get as many people as posable
User avatar #60 to #58 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
There are also gonna be some really cringe worthy pictures of me and i'm sorry that you had to see them. I took them back when i was going through my cringe years.
User avatar #61 to #60 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
not as bad as some of the **** i've seen
User avatar #62 to #61 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
Of course Thankfully i wasn't as cringey as most 12 year olds but still i would want to forget those years.
User avatar #59 to #58 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
have fun
User avatar #39 - ecalycptus ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
Nice OC
User avatar #42 to #39 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
what OC?
#44 to #43 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
Oh i made that Vivian James picture. Thank you for liking it.
User avatar #45 to #44 - ecalycptus ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
It's really nice, saved.
#37 - sassguardian (09/03/2014) [-]
You're going down, cutie pie.
User avatar #38 to #37 - hsm (09/05/2014) [-]
k
#30 - tanabata (08/25/2014) [-]
Heeeey~ What's the story behind your username?
User avatar #31 to #30 - hsm (08/25/2014) [-]
it's the initials of my real name.
#32 to #31 - tanabata (08/25/2014) [-]
That doesn't help me at all. I want to think of a appropriate nickname...
User avatar #33 to #32 - hsm (08/25/2014) [-]
it's also an abbreviation of HEY SEXY ************

H.S.M.
#34 to #33 - tanabata (08/25/2014) [-]
Hasam, maybe...?
User avatar #35 to #34 - hsm (08/25/2014) [-]
yeah sure, go with that i dun mind.
User avatar #8 - anonshenanigans ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
I liked Watamote.
User avatar #9 to #8 - hsm (08/24/2014) [-]
i liked it too. We should totally **** .
User avatar #11 to #9 - anonshenanigans ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Name the time and place. I'm there.
#13 to #12 - anonshenanigans ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
I've got the gas money, bby
User avatar #14 to #13 - hsm (08/24/2014) [-]
you'll need airplane money
#15 to #14 - anonshenanigans ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Oh? Where are you, mah ***** ?
User avatar #16 to #15 - hsm (08/24/2014) [-]
Asia
User avatar #17 to #16 - anonshenanigans ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Where in?
User avatar #18 to #17 - hsm (08/24/2014) [-]
Pakistan
User avatar #19 to #18 - anonshenanigans ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
I feel like we've had this conversation before.
User avatar #20 to #19 - hsm (08/24/2014) [-]
yeah, this is where you say i'm kicking it with the sand *******
#21 to #20 - anonshenanigans ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Oh, man, you're kicking t with the sand ******* then.


Have you made any progress to moving to canada?
#22 to #21 - hsm (08/24/2014) [-]
absolutely not man, i talked to my dad about it but he says that i have to stay in this country for at least 2 more years and help with the family business until my older brother gets married.

<=== in short
#23 to #22 - anonshenanigans ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Why the hell do you have to? You're a grown man, do what you want.
#24 to #23 - hsm (08/24/2014) [-]
i don't know man, it's so unfair.
#25 to #24 - anonshenanigans ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Just go for it, the only one holding you back is yourself. To hell with what your dad thinks, tell him you love him and leave.
Just go for it, the only one holding you back is yourself. To hell with what your dad thinks, tell him you love him and leave.
#26 to #25 - hsm (08/24/2014) [-]
I'll keep trying. I will irritate him so much that his only escape would be to throw me out of this country. I'll get to Canada, one way or the other.
#27 to #26 - anonshenanigans ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
I'll probably never get around to learning Japanese, so I'll probably be going to Canada, too. Maybe we will cross paths one of the days, my friend! And the it will be   
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I'll probably never get around to learning Japanese, so I'll probably be going to Canada, too. Maybe we will cross paths one of the days, my friend! And the it will be
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#28 to #27 - hsm (08/24/2014) [-]
aww sweet man, see you then.
aww sweet man, see you then.
#29 to #28 - anonshenanigans ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
See ya
See ya
User avatar #7 to #4 - keltainenlumi (08/17/2014) [-]
But some of those have words?
User avatar #5 to #4 - hsm (08/16/2014) [-]
umm thanks........ i guess
#2 - anonymous (06/16/2014) [-]
Are you from Pakistan?
User avatar #3 to #2 - hsm (06/16/2014) [-]
Yes!
User avatar #1 - demonicwhore (10/28/2011) [-]
Love ur harry potter according to flanders upload, it made me crack up and i added it to my favourites =)
User avatar #10 to #1 - hsm (08/24/2014) [-]
Thanks.
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