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All my life i thought i was a witty cunt, but research has shown that i am just a silly cunt.comment
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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:7/21/2011
Last Login:1/29/2015
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#1099654 - no bullying me in public pls  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar #1099655 - yibdiy (01/04/2015) [-]
sry
#1099647 - i know that Aria and Jojo manga are good but i haven't read it : ^ (  [+] (4 new replies) 01/04/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
#1099653 - yibdiy (01/04/2015) [-]
User avatar #1099654 - hsm (01/04/2015) [-]
no bullying me in public pls
User avatar #1099655 - yibdiy (01/04/2015) [-]
sry
#1099649 - yibdiy has deleted their comment.
#1099644 - 5/5 2/2, can i count things that i know about but i haven'…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/04/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar #1099645 - yibdiy (01/04/2015) [-]
No, how does that even work?
User avatar #1099647 - hsm (01/04/2015) [-]
i know that Aria and Jojo manga are good but i haven't read it : ^ (
#1099653 - yibdiy (01/04/2015) [-]
User avatar #1099654 - hsm (01/04/2015) [-]
no bullying me in public pls
User avatar #1099655 - yibdiy (01/04/2015) [-]
sry
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#1099639 - for a second i thought that was my 3x3  [+] (11 new replies) 01/04/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... +2
User avatar #1100108 - kninee (01/05/2015) [-]
3/4
User avatar #1100049 - yusay (01/04/2015) [-]
6/7
User avatar #1099965 - kibitzer (01/04/2015) [-]
4/6
User avatar #1099778 - ajrin (01/04/2015) [-]
2/3
User avatar #1099771 - holsety (01/04/2015) [-]
5.5/7
User avatar #1099741 - synchron (01/04/2015) [-]
1/1
User avatar #1099723 - ikingdabsy (01/04/2015) [-]
4/4
User avatar #1099685 - lijda (01/04/2015) [-]
6/6
User avatar #1099682 - senjougahara (01/04/2015) [-]
6/6
User avatar #1099658 - jakeandhistoe (01/04/2015) [-]
1/4
User avatar #1099643 - yibdiy (01/04/2015) [-]
6/7
#1099546 - i don't like how Hachiman looks  [+] (2 new replies) 01/04/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar #1099551 - tanabata (01/04/2015) [-]
Yeah, they really ruined him. He looks like Touma and Accelerator's secret love child now. And Yuki isn't as cute now.

I think Season 1's charm was the slightly rectangular chins. Now its oval like everything else.
User avatar #1099548 - senjougahara (01/04/2015) [-]
But he looks closer to the LN designs
#1099200 - i dont like ecchi anime, they always leave me in a sticky …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/04/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... +6
User avatar #1099211 - youngneil (01/04/2015) [-]
Is this a masturbation joke, or a "read the sticky" joke?
#1099207 - jakeandhistoe (01/04/2015) [-]
#1099205 - synchron (01/04/2015) [-]
#1099204 - cptsweatpants (01/04/2015) [-]
Why isn't there the option of a double thumb down for double puns?
#1099171 - i call you dean bean 01/03/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1099167 - nobody ever talks about me 01/03/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1099164 - >> #1099162 , 01/03/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
#5069 - Grave of the fireflies 01/03/2015 on Anime Recommendation Thread 0
#1099153 - stop being so racist 01/03/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1099150 - what does it have anything to do with me?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/03/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1099166 - dbdeano (01/03/2015) [-]
He wasn't talking about you?
User avatar #1099167 - hsm (01/03/2015) [-]
nobody ever talks about me
#1098875 - >> #1098872 ,  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1098883 - octaviano (01/03/2015) [-]
#1098872 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 01/03/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1098873 - octaviano (01/03/2015) [-]
Seo is best girl. No joke.
User avatar #1098875 - hsm (01/03/2015) [-]
#1098883 - octaviano (01/03/2015) [-]
#1098856 - gr8 m8, it was completely 8/8 seriously though, it was p…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/03/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1098870 - octaviano (01/03/2015) [-]
Is Seo so abso-fucking-lutely best girl like she is in the manga?
I mean, god damn. Yes.
#1098872 - hsm (01/03/2015) [-]
User avatar #1098873 - octaviano (01/03/2015) [-]
Seo is best girl. No joke.
User avatar #1098875 - hsm (01/03/2015) [-]
#1098883 - octaviano (01/03/2015) [-]
#1098854 - nah, there's no time limit on being a faggot 01/03/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... +2
#1098527 - The anime was ******* great but i am yet to start…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/02/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
#1098855 - octaviano (01/03/2015) [-]
I didn't watch the anime yet.
What's it like?
User avatar #1098856 - hsm (01/03/2015) [-]
gr8 m8, it was completely 8/8 seriously though, it was pretty good, almost AOTS of its season
User avatar #1098870 - octaviano (01/03/2015) [-]
Is Seo so abso-fucking-lutely best girl like she is in the manga?
I mean, god damn. Yes.
#1098872 - hsm (01/03/2015) [-]
User avatar #1098873 - octaviano (01/03/2015) [-]
Seo is best girl. No joke.
User avatar #1098875 - hsm (01/03/2015) [-]
#1098883 - octaviano (01/03/2015) [-]
#1098147 - it's just you 01/01/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1098123 - I always thought of Monogatari as a smart series that acts lik… 01/01/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1097850 - -Big boobs -Blonde -Blue eyes -Literally retarded …  [+] (6 new replies) 12/31/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +6
#1097902 - fargfive (12/31/2014) [-]
People always complain about KyoAni, but they forget one important thing.
Anything KyoAni touches gets a metric fuckton of doujins, which for something like Amaburi is a godsend.
User avatar #1097994 - lolgonewrong (01/01/2015) [-]
SO if you slap this whore on predator you get predator doujin?
User avatar #1097876 - synchron (12/31/2014) [-]
who's dis bitch?
User avatar #1097870 - bababadsheep (12/31/2014) [-]
>seasonal waifu
ham you slut
User avatar #1097867 - kninee (12/31/2014) [-]
retarded or not, she's great
besides sento's orgasm-inducing voice, she's the highlight of the show
#1097860 - anonymous (12/31/2014) [-]
>seasonal waifu
#4960 - the only one i know is Molestor Man and Kaichou wa Maid Sama. … 12/31/2014 on Anime Recommendation Thread +1
#1096754 - well, i just didn't get attached to any of them. If there was …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1096755 - cozer (12/29/2014) [-]
I think all of the characters were done well, but you can't exactly do anything if you don't like or get an attachment to a character. I've had a few like that, it's not a matter of how well they were done, it's just a matter of taste.
#1096750 - It wasn't depressing at all. It was pretty good though, i enjo…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/29/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1096752 - cozer (12/29/2014) [-]
Not depressing? Literally all of the main characters die. if that's not depressing, especially after getting attached then I don't know what is.
User avatar #1096754 - hsm (12/29/2014) [-]
well, i just didn't get attached to any of them. If there was any character that i liked to some degree it was the guy with the Black Incursio (forgot his name).
User avatar #1096755 - cozer (12/29/2014) [-]
I think all of the characters were done well, but you can't exactly do anything if you don't like or get an attachment to a character. I've had a few like that, it's not a matter of how well they were done, it's just a matter of taste.
#1096745 - >> #1096707 , 12/29/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
#1096707 - Whao there Charles Dickens 12/29/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
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#71 - hsm (09/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by hsm
Thanks for visiting!!
User avatar #178 - yibdiy (01/27/2015) [-]
BENIS
User avatar #179 to #178 - hsm (01/27/2015) [-]
It is okay to be gay. I support you!!
User avatar #180 to #179 - yibdiy (01/27/2015) [-]
"It is okay to be gay"
That's some beheading material right there
User avatar #175 - newbrony (01/24/2015) [-]
u 2 bby
User avatar #176 to #175 - hsm (01/24/2015) [-]
;__________________;
User avatar #177 to #176 - newbrony (01/24/2015) [-]
spoon
User avatar #154 - yibdiy (01/22/2015) [-]
Holy ******* **** , I'm about to take an exam and there's an actual fedora neckbeard here. I didn't know they were real AND in my country ;___;
User avatar #155 to #154 - hsm (01/22/2015) [-]
It's okay, mirrors in exam rooms aren't that uncommon
User avatar #156 to #155 - yibdiy (01/22/2015) [-]
Pretty solid burn, 8/10.
BUT you know what I look like, so you know it's a lie and therefore meh burn. Gotta lower it to 6/10 (it was still nice), sorry.
User avatar #157 to #156 - hsm (01/22/2015) [-]
Good enough for now
#158 to #157 - yibdiy (01/22/2015) [-]
Really though, what the **** . I had no idea they were real. I thought it was some sort of internet spookyspaghetti

And then there was also Lester from GTAV-looking ************ , except with long, thin hair. Even the ******* expression fits. Now I understand why slavs are considered inferior.
User avatar #160 to #158 - newbrony (01/22/2015) [-]
Speak for yourself. Only beautiful 10/10 people here.
User avatar #161 to #160 - yibdiy (01/22/2015) [-]
You are there though
User avatar #162 to #161 - newbrony (01/22/2015) [-]
today im just getting rekt
User avatar #163 to #162 - yibdiy (01/22/2015) [-]
If it helps you, I've failed 3 exams today.
User avatar #164 to #163 - newbrony (01/22/2015) [-]
Oh **** ***** , for real?

Please no, you can't be dumber than ham. I'm not ready for such a change.

Dammit yib, why? How?
User avatar #165 to #164 - yibdiy (01/22/2015) [-]
Because I'm a terrible student and a lazy piece of **** to boot. I still have 1 attempt left on two of them and 2 on the 3rd but though
User avatar #166 to #165 - newbrony (01/22/2015) [-]
Well **** . Good luck.

However, as usual, I'm doing slightly worse.

I...er....um...kinda forgot to write my name in the exam lists on time so I'm probably gonna fail this year.
User avatar #167 to #166 - yibdiy (01/22/2015) [-]
Man, that sucks. Can't you talk to profs or anything?
User avatar #168 to #167 - newbrony (01/22/2015) [-]
Well, all of them agreed to give me a second chance except one of them who hates my **** , and I can't go on without passing his class.
User avatar #169 to #168 - yibdiy (01/22/2015) [-]
Holy **** , what a cunt. Is that decision final?
User avatar #170 to #169 - newbrony (01/22/2015) [-]
Well, he can change it until the end of this week but that won't happen. ***** tries to **** me up at every turn and he finally found a legit way.

T F W
F
W
User avatar #171 to #170 - yibdiy (01/22/2015) [-]
**** . So you gotta repeat the whole year, not just his class? Why?
User avatar #173 to #171 - newbrony (01/22/2015) [-]
I can't believe I'm gonna ask this but withdrawal 2 strong.

How's Clicker Heroes going?
User avatar #172 to #171 - newbrony (01/22/2015) [-]
That's how it goes. I won't have to attend all classes but I'm gonna have to retake everything. If i'm really lucky they'll put me in at autumn semester so I don't have to repeat the whole year, just work extra hard on the next one because I have less time.

****** retarded and complicated.
User avatar #174 to #172 - yibdiy (01/22/2015) [-]
Maybe you'll actually manage to convince him, hope dies la- oh **** , tomorrow's friday, as in "end of this week," **** . So I take it you are booked for the next year... Man, **** .

Heh. 1312 currently, got a new hero, so today I'll stop at about 1350, I think. So far with all buffs it still takes me in the 30 seconds through all 4lvls+boss and then still some from the next lvl.
User avatar #159 to #158 - hsm (01/22/2015) [-]
I have no idea how to respond but i guess you have my sympathy. Every country has its fair share of fedora neckbeards, even mine does. The only difference is that fedora neckbeards here can't claim that ''God isn't real'' because beheading.
User avatar #147 - newbrony (01/11/2015) [-]
ur gey lol
User avatar #148 to #147 - hsm (01/11/2015) [-]
no u
User avatar #150 to #149 - hsm (01/17/2015) [-]
are you dead? Pls send me hot nudes of 72 virgin angels from Heaven. Or a selfie from hell idgaf
User avatar #151 to #150 - newbrony (01/17/2015) [-]
both phone and computer ded
User avatar #152 to #151 - hsm (01/17/2015) [-]
you should change your avatar because you're not at all cool. You ******* suck.
>2015
>not having some form of alternative to all your technologies.

My toaster died and i ******* made toast on a ******* frying pan. I didnt just not make toast. You ******* piece of ****

i miss you
User avatar #153 to #152 - newbrony (01/17/2015) [-]
I am uncool.
I did find an alternative.

By those powers combined, I am currently at a party, shut in a room, getting my internet fix.
Every half an hour or so some couple bursts in trying to have sex. They see me and leave.
Computer is **** tho and doesnt have skype
;_; ill come back bby
#141 - yibdiy (01/09/2015) [-]
Petition to bring back Shinobu.
Petition to bring back Shinobu.
User avatar #143 to #141 - hsm (01/09/2015) [-]
on the other hand Shinobu is love
#144 to #143 - yibdiy (01/09/2015) [-]
Of course she is.
#142 to #141 - hsm (01/09/2015) [-]
You're gonna need about 100 signatures *******
User avatar #138 - murrlogic (01/09/2015) [-]
hello
#139 to #138 - hsm (01/09/2015) [-]
hi
hi
User avatar #140 to #139 - murrlogic (01/09/2015) [-]
LOLMIKU
#132 - awoogirl (12/17/2014) [-]
Awoo~
#133 to #132 - hsm (12/17/2014) [-]
good girl
User avatar #130 - yibdiy (12/17/2014) [-]
dicks
User avatar #131 to #130 - hsm (12/17/2014) [-]
as i said, i see no difference
#126 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
Nice avatar faggit, give me full size
User avatar #127 to #126 - hsm (12/16/2014) [-]
Log in and ask for it like a man
#128 to #127 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
my family cant afford to log me in
#129 to #128 - hsm (12/16/2014) [-]
only because you made me chuckle
User avatar #124 - bababadsheep ONLINE (12/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #125 to #124 - hsm (12/12/2014) [-]
water is wet
User avatar #120 - newbrony (12/11/2014) [-]
It would appear my computer is pepsi.
#121 to #120 - hsm (12/11/2014) [-]
R.I.P in peace your computer.
Are you not gonna be online on skype for a while?
User avatar #122 to #121 - newbrony (12/11/2014) [-]
I don't know man. I'll see what I can do.
#123 to #122 - hsm (12/11/2014) [-]
Basically how you feel right now
#114 - dbdeano ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
#115 to #114 - hsm (11/27/2014) [-]
Y-you too
#116 to #115 - dbdeano ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #96 - adunsaveme (10/30/2014) [-]
nice avatar fag
User avatar #97 to #96 - hsm (10/30/2014) [-]
Thank you very much you asshole.
User avatar #82 - themagicdalek (10/17/2014) [-]
I love you
#83 to #82 - hsm (10/17/2014) [-]
Oh my, this is all so sudden
#72 - dbdeano ONLINE (09/25/2014) [-]
rip
#73 to #72 - anonymous (09/25/2014) [-]
#NoRagrets
#63 - anonymous (09/12/2014) [-]
I can suck your dick
User avatar #64 to #63 - hsm (09/12/2014) [-]
Anyone with a mouth can, what's your point?
#65 to #64 - anonymous (09/12/2014) [-]
it's your birthday want me to suck your dick
User avatar #66 to #65 - hsm (09/12/2014) [-]
sure why not
#67 to #66 - anonymous (09/12/2014) [-]
live in California
User avatar #68 to #67 - hsm (09/12/2014) [-]
Hmmm you need a really flexible neck if you're gonna suck me off all the way from California
#69 to #68 - anonymous (09/12/2014) [-]
engaging engineer

have a nice day
User avatar #70 to #69 - hsm (09/12/2014) [-]
thanks you too
User avatar #41 to #40 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
umm dude that's not me!!
User avatar #46 to #41 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
but that doesnt awnser my question, i know u have straight hair so how do u do it?
User avatar #47 to #46 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
My hair is naturally straight. I haven't used a comb in 8 months. I just wash them daily and that's it.
User avatar #48 to #47 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
send pics or no proof
i dont belive anyone has natrually stright hair
#49 to #48 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
well i don't have to prove it
#50 to #49 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
shiet now what do i do to git pics
#51 to #50 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
You do know i'm a guy right? Why you want pics?
#52 to #51 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
thier like trading cards to me
User avatar #53 to #52 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
happy?
#54 to #53 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
you said what ever i want right?
also u look indian
User avatar #55 to #54 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
I live in Pakistan, which is next to india, so that's your explanation. And whatever means whatever, i don't care. I'm a confident ************* slut.
#56 to #55 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
awww yea im making trading cards out of these
User avatar #57 to #56 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
LOL, send them to me when you're done.
User avatar #58 to #57 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
will take a while ima try to get as many people as posable
User avatar #60 to #58 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
There are also gonna be some really cringe worthy pictures of me and i'm sorry that you had to see them. I took them back when i was going through my cringe years.
User avatar #61 to #60 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
not as bad as some of the **** i've seen
User avatar #62 to #61 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
Of course Thankfully i wasn't as cringey as most 12 year olds but still i would want to forget those years.
User avatar #59 to #58 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
have fun
User avatar #39 - ecalycptus ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
Nice OC
User avatar #42 to #39 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
what OC?
#44 to #43 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
Oh i made that Vivian James picture. Thank you for liking it.
User avatar #45 to #44 - ecalycptus ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
It's really nice, saved.
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