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Date Signed Up:7/21/2011
Last Login:12/26/2014
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#1088545 - Your secret is safe with me  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... -1
#1088546 - ehzio (12/09/2014) [-]
#1088543 - I may be wrong since I don't suck dick but you apparently do s…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/09/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... -1
User avatar #1088544 - ehzio (12/09/2014) [-]
oh shit dude don't tell anyone
#1088545 - hsm (12/09/2014) [-]
Your secret is safe with me
#1088546 - ehzio (12/09/2014) [-]
#1088526 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +2
User avatar #1088537 - ajrin (12/09/2014) [-]
no pls
we don't want that
#1088513 - Picture 12/09/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1088512 - That would be best ending 12/09/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1088509 - Believe it, i'm not.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/09/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... -1
#1088511 - dbdeano (12/09/2014) [-]
I don't believe it.
#1088513 - hsm (12/09/2014) [-]
#1088507 - That's probably morning sickness since you spent the entire la…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/09/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... -1
User avatar #1088542 - ehzio (12/09/2014) [-]
pretty sure you don't get morning sickness from sucking dick....

you need to be pregnant to have morning sickness. I may be wrong since I don't suck dick but you apparently do since you know
User avatar #1088543 - hsm (12/09/2014) [-]
I may be wrong since I don't suck dick but you apparently do since you know
User avatar #1088544 - ehzio (12/09/2014) [-]
oh shit dude don't tell anyone
#1088545 - hsm (12/09/2014) [-]
Your secret is safe with me
#1088546 - ehzio (12/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #1088508 - dbdeano (12/09/2014) [-]
Don't be too jealous
User avatar #1088509 - hsm (12/09/2014) [-]
Believe it, i'm not.
#1088511 - dbdeano (12/09/2014) [-]
I don't believe it.
#1088513 - hsm (12/09/2014) [-]
#1088505 - Picture  [+] (11 new replies) 12/09/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... -1
#1088506 - dbdeano (12/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #1088507 - hsm (12/09/2014) [-]
That's probably morning sickness since you spent the entire last night sucking dick.
User avatar #1088542 - ehzio (12/09/2014) [-]
pretty sure you don't get morning sickness from sucking dick....

you need to be pregnant to have morning sickness. I may be wrong since I don't suck dick but you apparently do since you know
User avatar #1088543 - hsm (12/09/2014) [-]
I may be wrong since I don't suck dick but you apparently do since you know
User avatar #1088544 - ehzio (12/09/2014) [-]
oh shit dude don't tell anyone
#1088545 - hsm (12/09/2014) [-]
Your secret is safe with me
#1088546 - ehzio (12/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #1088508 - dbdeano (12/09/2014) [-]
Don't be too jealous
User avatar #1088509 - hsm (12/09/2014) [-]
Believe it, i'm not.
#1088511 - dbdeano (12/09/2014) [-]
I don't believe it.
#1088513 - hsm (12/09/2014) [-]
#1088503 - Gotta give him credit for not being a generic harem MC, at lea…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/09/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... -1
User avatar #1088510 - tormain (12/09/2014) [-]
Inou Battle - Hatoko Cannot Understand Anon Hatoko is gonna breakdown and murder him if he doesn't pick her. Or at least I hope.
User avatar #1088563 - zomaru (12/09/2014) [-]
Hod damn, if she went full Yandere I'd give this an 8/10 easy.
User avatar #1088512 - hsm (12/09/2014) [-]
That would be best ending
#1088499 - He isn't gonna pick anyone. Trust me, i have a PhD in *…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/09/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... -1
User avatar #1088501 - zomaru (12/09/2014) [-]
For once the MC might just be so incompetent that he ca blow off all possible advances and stay single by choice. I'm not even mad, that's just amazing.
User avatar #1088503 - hsm (12/09/2014) [-]
Gotta give him credit for not being a generic harem MC, at least he's different and less full of shit
User avatar #1088510 - tormain (12/09/2014) [-]
Inou Battle - Hatoko Cannot Understand Anon Hatoko is gonna breakdown and murder him if he doesn't pick her. Or at least I hope.
User avatar #1088563 - zomaru (12/09/2014) [-]
Hod damn, if she went full Yandere I'd give this an 8/10 easy.
User avatar #1088512 - hsm (12/09/2014) [-]
That would be best ending
User avatar #1088502 - bababadsheep (12/09/2014) [-]
>tfw when Grateful Robber is irrelevant now
i cri evertim
User avatar #1088500 - newbrony (12/09/2014) [-]
Of course you do, Hammy.
#1088496 - Says the fag who likes To love RU  [+] (13 new replies) 12/09/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... -1
User avatar #1088504 - dbdeano (12/09/2014) [-]
You're just proving my point, gaylord
#1088505 - hsm (12/09/2014) [-]
#1088506 - dbdeano (12/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #1088507 - hsm (12/09/2014) [-]
That's probably morning sickness since you spent the entire last night sucking dick.
User avatar #1088542 - ehzio (12/09/2014) [-]
pretty sure you don't get morning sickness from sucking dick....

you need to be pregnant to have morning sickness. I may be wrong since I don't suck dick but you apparently do since you know
User avatar #1088543 - hsm (12/09/2014) [-]
I may be wrong since I don't suck dick but you apparently do since you know
User avatar #1088544 - ehzio (12/09/2014) [-]
oh shit dude don't tell anyone
#1088545 - hsm (12/09/2014) [-]
Your secret is safe with me
#1088546 - ehzio (12/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #1088508 - dbdeano (12/09/2014) [-]
Don't be too jealous
User avatar #1088509 - hsm (12/09/2014) [-]
Believe it, i'm not.
#1088511 - dbdeano (12/09/2014) [-]
I don't believe it.
#1088513 - hsm (12/09/2014) [-]
#1088495 - should i call you out or should i understand that you're being… 12/09/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... -1
#1088482 - Mako had nothing to do with Inou battle being ruined  [+] (26 new replies) 12/09/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1088490 - zomaru (12/09/2014) [-]
It's not ruined yet, just give it some time.... Ya, sure, time is all it needs.... I'm sure it's going somewhere with the harem plot...
User avatar #1088498 - tormain (12/09/2014) [-]
If he picks someone it might be a good ending. Doubt it though.
User avatar #1088499 - hsm (12/09/2014) [-]
He isn't gonna pick anyone. Trust me, i have a PhD in shit shows
User avatar #1088501 - zomaru (12/09/2014) [-]
For once the MC might just be so incompetent that he ca blow off all possible advances and stay single by choice. I'm not even mad, that's just amazing.
User avatar #1088503 - hsm (12/09/2014) [-]
Gotta give him credit for not being a generic harem MC, at least he's different and less full of shit
User avatar #1088510 - tormain (12/09/2014) [-]
Inou Battle - Hatoko Cannot Understand Anon Hatoko is gonna breakdown and murder him if he doesn't pick her. Or at least I hope.
User avatar #1088563 - zomaru (12/09/2014) [-]
Hod damn, if she went full Yandere I'd give this an 8/10 easy.
User avatar #1088512 - hsm (12/09/2014) [-]
That would be best ending
User avatar #1088502 - bababadsheep (12/09/2014) [-]
>tfw when Grateful Robber is irrelevant now
i cri evertim
User avatar #1088500 - newbrony (12/09/2014) [-]
Of course you do, Hammy.
User avatar #1088495 - hsm (12/09/2014) [-]
should i call you out or should i understand that you're being sarcastic?
#1088485 - dbdeano (12/09/2014) [-]
The only thing that's ruined here is your taste
#1088496 - hsm (12/09/2014) [-]
Says the fag who likes To love RU
User avatar #1088504 - dbdeano (12/09/2014) [-]
You're just proving my point, gaylord
#1088505 - hsm (12/09/2014) [-]
#1088506 - dbdeano (12/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #1088507 - hsm (12/09/2014) [-]
That's probably morning sickness since you spent the entire last night sucking dick.
User avatar #1088542 - ehzio (12/09/2014) [-]
pretty sure you don't get morning sickness from sucking dick....

you need to be pregnant to have morning sickness. I may be wrong since I don't suck dick but you apparently do since you know
User avatar #1088543 - hsm (12/09/2014) [-]
I may be wrong since I don't suck dick but you apparently do since you know
User avatar #1088544 - ehzio (12/09/2014) [-]
oh shit dude don't tell anyone
#1088545 - hsm (12/09/2014) [-]
Your secret is safe with me
#1088546 - ehzio (12/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #1088508 - dbdeano (12/09/2014) [-]
Don't be too jealous
User avatar #1088509 - hsm (12/09/2014) [-]
Believe it, i'm not.
#1088511 - dbdeano (12/09/2014) [-]
I don't believe it.
#1088513 - hsm (12/09/2014) [-]
#1088257 - Picture 12/09/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... -1
#1088245 - my plan has backfired 12/09/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1088238 - do a list of top 3 anime openings from 1995  [+] (3 new replies) 12/09/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1088243 - chillybilly (12/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #1088407 - bababadsheep (12/09/2014) [-]
WING BABBIES PLEASE GO
User avatar #1088245 - hsm (12/09/2014) [-]
my plan has backfired
#1088233 - i know man, he's just pressuring on us for no reason.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1088234 - sarcasticrunner (12/09/2014) [-]
that bastard
#1088229 - y-you too 12/09/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1088227 - than what?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/09/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1088228 - mysteriouspenguin (12/09/2014) [-]
then *

sorry
User avatar #1088229 - hsm (12/09/2014) [-]
y-you too
#1088225 - Dude i don't even remember what i had for lunch, how am i supp…  [+] (15 new replies) 12/09/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1088232 - sarcasticrunner (12/09/2014) [-]
i had to pull up lists of shows that aired and since anichart didnt go far enough back i had to pick from this one and last
User avatar #1088251 - senjougahara (12/09/2014) [-]
Anichart has this thing called an archive. Lets you go back as far as 1995.
User avatar #1088273 - yeorgh (12/09/2014) [-]
This is brand new information.
User avatar #1088275 - senjougahara (12/09/2014) [-]
They had it for a new good months
User avatar #1088277 - yeorgh (12/09/2014) [-]
In my defense I only watch like 2 shows per season now so I don't really use anichart.
User avatar #1088276 - senjougahara (12/09/2014) [-]
Few good*
User avatar #1088256 - sarcasticrunner (12/09/2014) [-]
that is effort i couldnt be bothered
User avatar #1088258 - senjougahara (12/09/2014) [-]
Same effort as it took you to reply
User avatar #1088260 - sarcasticrunner (12/09/2014) [-]
im an odd man
User avatar #1088233 - hsm (12/09/2014) [-]
i know man, he's just pressuring on us for no reason.
#1088234 - sarcasticrunner (12/09/2014) [-]
that bastard
User avatar #1088226 - mysteriouspenguin (12/09/2014) [-]
I guess I have good memory than
User avatar #1088227 - hsm (12/09/2014) [-]
than what?
User avatar #1088228 - mysteriouspenguin (12/09/2014) [-]
then *

sorry
User avatar #1088229 - hsm (12/09/2014) [-]
y-you too
#1088067 - Picture 12/08/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
#1088057 - Ookami Shoujo to Kuro Ouji. Even i dropped that, that's how …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/08/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1088062 - synchron (12/08/2014) [-]
I'll take your guys' word for it then.

Thank you oh glorious hsm-kun t
#1088067 - hsm (12/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #1088060 - sarcasticrunner (12/08/2014) [-]
second
#1087999 - i know that you ******* piece of ass cracker nugg…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... -1
User avatar #1088001 - zomaru (12/08/2014) [-]
Aww shit I clicked on the wrong reply button.
#1087990 - the VN is better  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar #1087993 - andyyy (12/08/2014) [-]
Thank god for uncensored western release
#1087986 - you filthy ******* casual 12/08/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
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#95 - animethumbs (10/23/2014) [-]
stickied by hsm
Comment Picture
#71 - hsm ONLINE (09/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by hsm
Thanks for visiting!!
#134 - danield (12/24/2014) [-]
love live or idolmaster?
#135 to #134 - hsm ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
iDOLM@STER all the way
#132 - awoogirl (12/17/2014) [-]
Awoo~
#133 to #132 - hsm ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
good girl
User avatar #130 - yibdiy (12/17/2014) [-]
dicks
User avatar #131 to #130 - hsm ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
as i said, i see no difference
#126 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
Nice avatar faggit, give me full size
User avatar #127 to #126 - hsm ONLINE (12/16/2014) [-]
Log in and ask for it like a man
#128 to #127 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
my family cant afford to log me in
#129 to #128 - hsm ONLINE (12/16/2014) [-]
only because you made me chuckle
User avatar #124 - bababadsheep ONLINE (12/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #125 to #124 - hsm ONLINE (12/12/2014) [-]
water is wet
User avatar #120 - newbrony (12/11/2014) [-]
It would appear my computer is pepsi.
#121 to #120 - hsm ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
R.I.P in peace your computer.
Are you not gonna be online on skype for a while?
User avatar #122 to #121 - newbrony (12/11/2014) [-]
I don't know man. I'll see what I can do.
#123 to #122 - hsm ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
Basically how you feel right now
#115 to #114 - hsm ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
Y-you too
#104 to #103 - hsm ONLINE (11/23/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#106 to #105 - hsm ONLINE (11/23/2014) [-]
is that a cropped version of some lewd i haven't seen?
#108 to #107 - hsm ONLINE (11/23/2014) [-]
link please
#109 to #108 - elitescruffy (11/23/2014) [-]
What if it ain't lewd?
#110 to #109 - hsm ONLINE (11/23/2014) [-]
do i look like i care?
do i look like i care?
#112 to #111 - hsm ONLINE (11/23/2014) [-]
you filthy sack of 						****
you filthy sack of ****
#100 - danield (11/23/2014) [-]
this man
User avatar #101 to #100 - hsm ONLINE (11/23/2014) [-]
Isn't he the guy who was kicked out of Saudi Arabia for being too handsome?
User avatar #102 to #101 - danield (11/23/2014) [-]
yes it was
#99 - animethumbs (11/16/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#98 - animethumbs (11/05/2014) [-]
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nano - ns version feat. yumi uchimura (la la larks)
User avatar #96 - adunsaveme (10/30/2014) [-]
nice avatar fag
User avatar #97 to #96 - hsm ONLINE (10/30/2014) [-]
Thank you very much you asshole.
#86 - animethumbs (10/23/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#87 to #86 - hsm ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
that's not Mashiro, that's not Mashiro at all.
that's not Mashiro, that's not Mashiro at all.
User avatar #89 to #88 - hsm ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
***** you better give me my Mashiro gif because google aint helpin me. Who even is the chick?
#91 to #90 - hsm ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
Never mind, suck my amazing detective dick.
Never mind, suck my amazing detective dick.
#92 to #91 - animethumbs (10/23/2014) [-]
>Darkened texture   
>Kanji captions   
>						****					 framerate
>Darkened texture
>Kanji captions
> **** framerate

#93 to #92 - hsm ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
meh, it works. I just wanted best imouto on my profile.
#94 to #93 - animethumbs (10/23/2014) [-]
She truly is <3
She truly is <3
User avatar #85 to #84 - hsm ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
I think there is some amount of porn by the same animator. Can't find it though.
User avatar #82 - themagicdalek (10/17/2014) [-]
I love you
#83 to #82 - hsm ONLINE (10/17/2014) [-]
Oh my, this is all so sudden
#75 to #74 - hsm ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
Okay i spent more time on that than i initially planned to.
#76 to #75 - animethumbs (09/27/2014) [-]
***** , my cousin tweeted me this **** , and I've been playing for the past 3 hours. I already got 10 warriors at lvl 100. **** these addictions
#77 to #76 - hsm ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
i remember the day i discovered cookie clicker. I reached the point where the cookies were automatically being accounted and i left my computer on and went to sleep so that i can wake up and spend my cookies.





I have issues.
#78 to #77 - animethumbs (09/27/2014) [-]
We've all had these issues at some point in our lives my ***** . And kill me if it'll ever be cured.

Hope this **** cures your boredom~
#79 to #78 - hsm ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
an eye for an eye mah *****
#81 to #79 - animethumbs (10/12/2014) [-]
To **** around, I decided to go back to playing the game, and these were the results..
#73 to #72 - anonymous (09/25/2014) [-]
#NoRagrets
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