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#460254 - Let's keep posting pictures like this  [+] (9 new replies) 10/11/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board +1
#460288 - barkhorn (10/11/2014) [-]
#460278 - maxmekker (10/11/2014) [-]
#460280 - hsm (10/11/2014) [-]
I love pictures like these
#460282 - maxmekker (10/11/2014) [-]
I think that was my only one...
#460283 - hsm (10/11/2014) [-]
Dammit why does everyone have only 1 of these
#460284 - maxmekker (10/11/2014) [-]
Cus i dunno how to find more of them.
#460286 - maxmekker (10/11/2014) [-]
Thanks
#460256 - tokazakime (10/11/2014) [-]
I only have that one.
#1 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 10/11/2014 on ouch that burn +377
#80 - Nahyon (10/12/2014) [-]
#r00d
#14 - desuladesu (10/12/2014) [-]
yes, it is you
#9 - mrtrixreturned (10/12/2014) [-]
yfw you posted that pic
User avatar #6 - lotengo (10/11/2014) [-]
hes not that bad looking to be honest. no homo
#73 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/12/2014) [-]
But nothing extra...
#5 - scriptsfordays (10/11/2014) [-]
You did well.
#3 - scriptsfordays has deleted their comment.
#1054878 - you got nice speed. I've been reading it for 3 months now. I'm 2slow  [+] (12 new replies) 10/11/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar #1054940 - yibdiy (10/11/2014) [-]
Over 4 months here and from what I've read, you are further than me.....
User avatar #1054947 - hsm (10/11/2014) [-]
That makes me feel relieved. I've pushed myself really hard to actually get somewhere with it. I feel left out and i don't like that feeling at all. I'm on my first route right now. I'm on the Makina route but i'm not too far into it yet.
User avatar #1054972 - synchron (10/11/2014) [-]
Keep fucking digging. You'll get a feely story soon enough
User avatar #1054997 - hsm (10/11/2014) [-]
i don't think i'm attached to the characters enough to feel
User avatar #1055017 - synchron (10/11/2014) [-]
There's gotta be something, the stories are pretty sad.
User avatar #1055468 - hsm (10/12/2014) [-]
nah
#1054958 - yibdiy (10/11/2014) [-]
Too bad she's shit, huh? Tfw there's a thing called "recommended order" so you can't just pick your fav qt virtual gf
User avatar #1054959 - hsm (10/11/2014) [-]
i know she's shit. I was gonna do Sachi first but Nomora told me to go by the recommended order
User avatar #1054963 - yibdiy (10/11/2014) [-]
Same thing happened to me (+ tana said the same), but I wanted to go with a good one instead of Sachi .
User avatar #1054964 - hsm (10/11/2014) [-]
Bet your faggot ass thinks Yumiko is best girl
User avatar #1054965 - yibdiy (10/11/2014) [-]
>>>> GOOD <<<<


it's Mitcher, too bad she's so fucking stupid
User avatar #1054966 - hsm (10/11/2014) [-]
lol
#1054876 - but i do though 10/11/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1054874 - Everyone has already completed it but i seem to be taking too long  [+] (14 new replies) 10/11/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1054877 - zombifier (10/11/2014) [-]
i just started it a few days ago, only made it as far as what was covered in the first ep
User avatar #1054878 - hsm (10/11/2014) [-]
you got nice speed. I've been reading it for 3 months now. I'm 2slow
User avatar #1054940 - yibdiy (10/11/2014) [-]
Over 4 months here and from what I've read, you are further than me.....
User avatar #1054947 - hsm (10/11/2014) [-]
That makes me feel relieved. I've pushed myself really hard to actually get somewhere with it. I feel left out and i don't like that feeling at all. I'm on my first route right now. I'm on the Makina route but i'm not too far into it yet.
User avatar #1054972 - synchron (10/11/2014) [-]
Keep fucking digging. You'll get a feely story soon enough
User avatar #1054997 - hsm (10/11/2014) [-]
i don't think i'm attached to the characters enough to feel
User avatar #1055017 - synchron (10/11/2014) [-]
There's gotta be something, the stories are pretty sad.
User avatar #1055468 - hsm (10/12/2014) [-]
nah
#1054958 - yibdiy (10/11/2014) [-]
Too bad she's shit, huh? Tfw there's a thing called "recommended order" so you can't just pick your fav qt virtual gf
User avatar #1054959 - hsm (10/11/2014) [-]
i know she's shit. I was gonna do Sachi first but Nomora told me to go by the recommended order
User avatar #1054963 - yibdiy (10/11/2014) [-]
Same thing happened to me (+ tana said the same), but I wanted to go with a good one instead of Sachi .
User avatar #1054964 - hsm (10/11/2014) [-]
Bet your faggot ass thinks Yumiko is best girl
User avatar #1054965 - yibdiy (10/11/2014) [-]
>>>> GOOD <<<<


it's Mitcher, too bad she's so fucking stupid
User avatar #1054966 - hsm (10/11/2014) [-]
lol
#1054862 - Is there any way to check how much time you've spent on Grisai…  [+] (31 new replies) 10/11/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +3
#1054880 - tanabata (10/11/2014) [-]
Fool. Grisaia is too long to be measured in us mortal's time units. It just never ends.

It can be evaluated as six eternities, though. The Common Route is one eternity.
User avatar #1054868 - cptsweatpants (10/11/2014) [-]
You don't want to know.
User avatar #1054876 - hsm (10/11/2014) [-]
but i do though
User avatar #1054863 - zombifier (10/11/2014) [-]
is everyone playin the VN?
User avatar #1054881 - tanabata (10/11/2014) [-]
You've either read it, are reading it, or you live in a cave.
User avatar #1054891 - thechosentroll (10/11/2014) [-]
Hey, my dormitory isn't THAT bad. It has wi-fi and the rats are very well-mannered. I'd hardly call it a cave. Why's it so popular, though? Also, I looked into it. The fuck is "an orchard-cum-prison"?
User avatar #1055362 - tanabata (10/12/2014) [-]
you would*
User avatar #1055344 - tanabata (10/12/2014) [-]
It's all because of the protagonist. In all VNs the monologues consist of few sentences. Yuuji thinks more philosophically. At the same time he views a situation from multiple perspectives and interpretations, gives his unusual opinion in it which draws the details of his character, and he always delivers his words with strong apathy or sarcasm.

This makes him both a very serious and very funny character without the two hindering and making him seem bipolar. The mechanic of his personality is just so well thought out that any reader instantly loves him and wants to be like him. I think would especially enjoy him, seeing as you like to go into detail when talking.
User avatar #1054906 - killerliquid (10/11/2014) [-]
You can watch the anime though, still not as good as the VN of course
User avatar #1054907 - thechosentroll (10/11/2014) [-]
Yeah, not gonna do that. if this is the type of VN I think it is, the anime adaptation will be shit.
User avatar #1055336 - tanabata (10/12/2014) [-]
You're spot on.
User avatar #1054909 - killerliquid (10/11/2014) [-]
What kind of VN do you think it is? Not that it matters, the only good VN adaptation was Steins;Gate and it only managed to do that because of how the story is set up.

Also the anime adaptation will always be worse than the VN.
User avatar #1054916 - thechosentroll (10/11/2014) [-]
The type of VN you don't want to read with other people in the room, be it because of crying or fapping. I like to call them tear jerkers.
User avatar #1054922 - killerliquid (10/11/2014) [-]
Depends on the route and the ending. Spoilers ahead kind of.
Makina's route good end: no. Bad end: maybe, it's pretty fucked.
Sachi route good end: sure. Bad end: Sure, it's really fucked.
Michiru's route good end: sure. Bad end: no but by fucking god it's fuuuucked.
Amane good end: it's cute i guess. Bad end: nah but it's interesting what happened.
Yumiko route: no on both accounts.
User avatar #1054923 - killerliquid (10/11/2014) [-]
But you can never properly adapt a 50+ hour VN
User avatar #1054905 - killerliquid (10/11/2014) [-]
No one gets why they described it as such. It's dumb.

It's popular because it got hyped on /a/ in 2013 and the translations came out just in time for summer.

It's also really good.

We've already been over this and you decided you don't want to waste time with things you don't like (VNs)
User avatar #1054874 - hsm (10/11/2014) [-]
Everyone has already completed it but i seem to be taking too long
User avatar #1054877 - zombifier (10/11/2014) [-]
i just started it a few days ago, only made it as far as what was covered in the first ep
User avatar #1054878 - hsm (10/11/2014) [-]
you got nice speed. I've been reading it for 3 months now. I'm 2slow
User avatar #1054940 - yibdiy (10/11/2014) [-]
Over 4 months here and from what I've read, you are further than me.....
User avatar #1054947 - hsm (10/11/2014) [-]
That makes me feel relieved. I've pushed myself really hard to actually get somewhere with it. I feel left out and i don't like that feeling at all. I'm on my first route right now. I'm on the Makina route but i'm not too far into it yet.
User avatar #1054972 - synchron (10/11/2014) [-]
Keep fucking digging. You'll get a feely story soon enough
User avatar #1054997 - hsm (10/11/2014) [-]
i don't think i'm attached to the characters enough to feel
User avatar #1055017 - synchron (10/11/2014) [-]
There's gotta be something, the stories are pretty sad.
User avatar #1055468 - hsm (10/12/2014) [-]
nah
#1054958 - yibdiy (10/11/2014) [-]
Too bad she's shit, huh? Tfw there's a thing called "recommended order" so you can't just pick your fav qt virtual gf
User avatar #1054959 - hsm (10/11/2014) [-]
i know she's shit. I was gonna do Sachi first but Nomora told me to go by the recommended order
User avatar #1054963 - yibdiy (10/11/2014) [-]
Same thing happened to me (+ tana said the same), but I wanted to go with a good one instead of Sachi .
User avatar #1054964 - hsm (10/11/2014) [-]
Bet your faggot ass thinks Yumiko is best girl
User avatar #1054965 - yibdiy (10/11/2014) [-]
>>>> GOOD <<<<


it's Mitcher, too bad she's so fucking stupid
User avatar #1054966 - hsm (10/11/2014) [-]
lol
#1054861 - Comment deleted 10/11/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1054859 - 5 hours, what's that like 15 episodes? 10/11/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1054849 - how am i supposed to whack off if the anatomy is wrong? 10/11/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1054848 - I guess he'd be Working 10/11/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1054844 - WTF?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/11/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar #1054845 - tanabata (10/11/2014) [-]
Absolutely disgusting, isn't it?
#1054849 - hsm (10/11/2014) [-]
how am i supposed to whack off if the anatomy is wrong?
#460170 - did you brighten that up or does it just look really bright on…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/11/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board +1
User avatar #460172 - tokazakime (10/11/2014) [-]
Tweaked with tone and contrast a little.
#460165 - how Old are you?  [+] (3 new replies) 10/11/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
User avatar #460321 - the one and only (10/12/2014) [-]
Um , 20, I take it you're 18-19?
User avatar #460443 - hsm (10/12/2014) [-]
Dammit i meant how old are you on funnyjunk? Cuz that name's mad blue.
User avatar #460448 - the one and only (10/12/2014) [-]
4-5 *shrug*
#460163 - Jacking off is pretty much the only acceptable form of cardio.…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/11/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board +2
#460171 - kaelthor (10/11/2014) [-]
And swimming.
#62043 - Interesting 10/11/2014 on Drawing & Art - drawing... 0
#62042 - It's good. Never knew you could draw.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/11/2014 on Drawing & Art - drawing... 0
User avatar #62054 - adunsaveme (10/11/2014) [-]
I'm slowly improving
#460158 - i did exactly that but i guess i was too subtle  [+] (1 new reply) 10/11/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board +2
#460159 - leal (10/11/2014) [-]
#460156 - I agree, with a face like that, girls don't care.  [+] (5 new replies) 10/11/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board +7
User avatar #460245 - joshlol (10/11/2014) [-]
hahahahaha
#460160 - andyyy (10/11/2014) [-]
#460157 - leal (10/11/2014) [-]
You're supposed to say I'm ugly and delusional.
User avatar #460158 - hsm (10/11/2014) [-]
i did exactly that but i guess i was too subtle
#460159 - leal (10/11/2014) [-]
#460154 - Ha i look better than you when naked  [+] (7 new replies) 10/11/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board +1
#460155 - leal (10/11/2014) [-]
With a face like this girls don't really care.
User avatar #460156 - hsm (10/11/2014) [-]
I agree, with a face like that, girls don't care.
User avatar #460245 - joshlol (10/11/2014) [-]
hahahahaha
#460160 - andyyy (10/11/2014) [-]
#460157 - leal (10/11/2014) [-]
You're supposed to say I'm ugly and delusional.
User avatar #460158 - hsm (10/11/2014) [-]
i did exactly that but i guess i was too subtle
#460159 - leal (10/11/2014) [-]
#1054817 - Database is here  [+] (1 new reply) 10/11/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar #1054818 - asdasdzxczxc (10/11/2014) [-]
DATABASE WOW WOW
#1054816 - I have no strong feelings one way or another 10/11/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#10 - Did Bryan Cranston win an emmy for this?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/11/2014 on Yeah, FJ is back! +9
User avatar #13 - stickdick (10/11/2014) [-]
yeah, three
#6 - Here is the .jp, in case someone wants it 10/11/2014 on Annie Leonhardt GIF +10
#1054744 - Picture 10/11/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#113 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/11/2014 on synchron's profile 0
#114 - synchron (10/11/2014) [-]
o bb
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#71 - hsm (09/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by hsm
Thanks for visiting!!
#84 - animethumbs ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #85 to #84 - hsm (11 hours ago) [-]
I think there is some amount of porn by the same animator. Can't find it though.
User avatar #82 - themagicdalek (10/17/2014) [-]
I love you
#83 to #82 - hsm (10/17/2014) [-]
Oh my, this is all so sudden
#75 to #74 - hsm (09/27/2014) [-]
Okay i spent more time on that than i initially planned to.
#76 to #75 - animethumbs ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
***** , my cousin tweeted me this **** , and I've been playing for the past 3 hours. I already got 10 warriors at lvl 100. **** these addictions
#77 to #76 - hsm (09/27/2014) [-]
i remember the day i discovered cookie clicker. I reached the point where the cookies were automatically being accounted and i left my computer on and went to sleep so that i can wake up and spend my cookies.





I have issues.
#78 to #77 - animethumbs ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
We've all had these issues at some point in our lives my ***** . And kill me if it'll ever be cured.

Hope this **** cures your boredom~
#79 to #78 - hsm (09/27/2014) [-]
an eye for an eye mah *****
#81 to #79 - animethumbs ONLINE (10/12/2014) [-]
To **** around, I decided to go back to playing the game, and these were the results..
#72 - dbdeano ONLINE (09/25/2014) [-]
rip
#73 to #72 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/25/2014) [-]
#NoRagrets
#63 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/12/2014) [-]
I can suck your dick
User avatar #64 to #63 - hsm (09/12/2014) [-]
Anyone with a mouth can, what's your point?
#65 to #64 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/12/2014) [-]
it's your birthday want me to suck your dick
User avatar #66 to #65 - hsm (09/12/2014) [-]
sure why not
#67 to #66 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/12/2014) [-]
live in California
User avatar #68 to #67 - hsm (09/12/2014) [-]
Hmmm you need a really flexible neck if you're gonna suck me off all the way from California
#69 to #68 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/12/2014) [-]
engaging engineer

have a nice day
User avatar #70 to #69 - hsm (09/12/2014) [-]
thanks you too
User avatar #41 to #40 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
umm dude that's not me!!
User avatar #46 to #41 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
but that doesnt awnser my question, i know u have straight hair so how do u do it?
User avatar #47 to #46 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
My hair is naturally straight. I haven't used a comb in 8 months. I just wash them daily and that's it.
User avatar #48 to #47 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
send pics or no proof
i dont belive anyone has natrually stright hair
#49 to #48 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
well i don't have to prove it
#50 to #49 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
shiet now what do i do to git pics
#51 to #50 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
You do know i'm a guy right? Why you want pics?
#52 to #51 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
thier like trading cards to me
User avatar #53 to #52 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
happy?
#54 to #53 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
you said what ever i want right?
also u look indian
User avatar #55 to #54 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
I live in Pakistan, which is next to india, so that's your explanation. And whatever means whatever, i don't care. I'm a confident ************* slut.
#56 to #55 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
awww yea im making trading cards out of these
User avatar #57 to #56 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
LOL, send them to me when you're done.
User avatar #58 to #57 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
will take a while ima try to get as many people as posable
User avatar #60 to #58 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
There are also gonna be some really cringe worthy pictures of me and i'm sorry that you had to see them. I took them back when i was going through my cringe years.
User avatar #61 to #60 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
not as bad as some of the **** i've seen
User avatar #62 to #61 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
Of course Thankfully i wasn't as cringey as most 12 year olds but still i would want to forget those years.
User avatar #59 to #58 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
have fun
User avatar #39 - ecalycptus (09/09/2014) [-]
Nice OC
User avatar #42 to #39 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
what OC?
#44 to #43 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
Oh i made that Vivian James picture. Thank you for liking it.
User avatar #45 to #44 - ecalycptus (09/10/2014) [-]
It's really nice, saved.
#37 - sassguardian (09/03/2014) [-]
You're going down, cutie pie.
User avatar #38 to #37 - hsm (09/05/2014) [-]
k
#30 - tanabata ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
Heeeey~ What's the story behind your username?
User avatar #31 to #30 - hsm (08/25/2014) [-]
it's the initials of my real name.
#32 to #31 - tanabata ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
That doesn't help me at all. I want to think of a appropriate nickname...
User avatar #33 to #32 - hsm (08/25/2014) [-]
it's also an abbreviation of HEY SEXY ************

H.S.M.
#34 to #33 - tanabata ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
Hasam, maybe...?
User avatar #35 to #34 - hsm (08/25/2014) [-]
yeah sure, go with that i dun mind.
User avatar #8 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
I liked Watamote.
User avatar #9 to #8 - hsm (08/24/2014) [-]
i liked it too. We should totally **** .
User avatar #11 to #9 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
Name the time and place. I'm there.
#13 to #12 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
I've got the gas money, bby
User avatar #14 to #13 - hsm (08/24/2014) [-]
you'll need airplane money
#15 to #14 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
Oh? Where are you, mah ***** ?
User avatar #16 to #15 - hsm (08/24/2014) [-]
Asia
User avatar #17 to #16 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
Where in?
User avatar #18 to #17 - hsm (08/24/2014) [-]
Pakistan
User avatar #19 to #18 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
I feel like we've had this conversation before.
User avatar #20 to #19 - hsm (08/24/2014) [-]
yeah, this is where you say i'm kicking it with the sand *******
#21 to #20 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
Oh, man, you're kicking t with the sand ******* then.


Have you made any progress to moving to canada?
#22 to #21 - hsm (08/24/2014) [-]
absolutely not man, i talked to my dad about it but he says that i have to stay in this country for at least 2 more years and help with the family business until my older brother gets married.

<=== in short
#23 to #22 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
Why the hell do you have to? You're a grown man, do what you want.
#24 to #23 - hsm (08/24/2014) [-]
i don't know man, it's so unfair.
#25 to #24 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
Just go for it, the only one holding you back is yourself. To hell with what your dad thinks, tell him you love him and leave.
Just go for it, the only one holding you back is yourself. To hell with what your dad thinks, tell him you love him and leave.
#26 to #25 - hsm (08/24/2014) [-]
I'll keep trying. I will irritate him so much that his only escape would be to throw me out of this country. I'll get to Canada, one way or the other.
#27 to #26 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
I'll probably never get around to learning Japanese, so I'll probably be going to Canada, too. Maybe we will cross paths one of the days, my friend! And the it will be   
&lt;&lt;
I'll probably never get around to learning Japanese, so I'll probably be going to Canada, too. Maybe we will cross paths one of the days, my friend! And the it will be
<<
#28 to #27 - hsm (08/24/2014) [-]
aww sweet man, see you then.
aww sweet man, see you then.
#29 to #28 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
See ya
See ya
User avatar #7 to #4 - keltainenlumi (08/17/2014) [-]
But some of those have words?
User avatar #5 to #4 - hsm (08/16/2014) [-]
umm thanks........ i guess
#2 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/16/2014) [-]
Are you from Pakistan?
User avatar #3 to #2 - hsm (06/16/2014) [-]
Yes!
User avatar #1 - demonicwhore (10/28/2011) [-]
Love ur harry potter according to flanders upload, it made me crack up and i added it to my favourites =)
User avatar #10 to #1 - hsm (08/24/2014) [-]
Thanks.
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