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Date Signed Up:7/21/2011
Last Login:10/22/2014
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#23 - Say please next time  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2014 on Eminem 0
User avatar #29 - kilotech (10/13/2014) [-]
please hand it the fuck over?
#22 - The artist who made the gif only made it like i uplo… 10/13/2014 on Eminem 0
#5 - Sometimes, it is better to leave things to the imagination  [+] (11 new replies) 10/13/2014 on Eminem +9
#26 - duelknight (10/13/2014) [-]
#10 - desacabose (10/13/2014) [-]
Or I'm gonna need you to give me a source for that so I can pull out my dick and jack off so hard I circumcise myself
User avatar #14 - gruntmastr (10/13/2014) [-]
That's the only bit of that, and the source is a still picture of that
#17 - desacabose (10/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #22 - hsm (10/13/2014) [-]
chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/3872935

The artist who made the gif only made it like i uploaded it. But a different artist decided to make a picture of it since he didn't know how to make gifs.
User avatar #19 - crazylance (10/13/2014) [-]
Wow, you found the one picture that perfectly describes my current state of existence.
User avatar #8 - kilotech (10/13/2014) [-]
hand it the fuck over, I want my goddamn porn
User avatar #23 - hsm (10/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #29 - kilotech (10/13/2014) [-]
please hand it the fuck over?
User avatar #7 - jamesisnotreal (10/13/2014) [-]
and sometimes it is not, any NSFW source for this?
User avatar #24 - hsm (10/13/2014) [-]
chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/3872935

The artist who made the gif only made it like i uploaded it. But a different artist decided to make a picture of it since he didn't know how to make gifs.
#1056056 - Please go on.......... 10/13/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
#1056054 - I'm telling Rei  [+] (7 new replies) 10/13/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +5
#1056064 - tokazakime (10/13/2014) [-]
It's too late
User avatar #1056106 - Rei (10/13/2014) [-]
You fucking whore
#1056107 - tokazakime (10/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #1056108 - Rei (10/13/2014) [-]
Rei ain't no slut
#1056110 - tokazakime (10/13/2014) [-]
she is now slut
#1056112 - Rei (10/13/2014) [-]
She ain't no slut
#1056114 - tokazakime (10/13/2014) [-]
oh fine sorry
#1056052 - first time i've heard that one but that might be true. E…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1056068 - whathaveyoudone (10/13/2014) [-]
never mind i just re watch it and it was eren papi the one eating the reiss
#460963 - that's probably the face she makes during anal  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
User avatar #460982 - TorontoFCHooligan (10/13/2014) [-]
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#460961 - I recently spent a lot of money on grocery shopping.  [+] (4 new replies) 10/13/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
#460985 - jettom (10/13/2014) [-]
#460962 - TorontoFCHooligan (10/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #460963 - hsm (10/13/2014) [-]
that's probably the face she makes during anal
User avatar #460982 - TorontoFCHooligan (10/13/2014) [-]
: (
#1056041 - i thought that was a condom in her mouth 10/13/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1056038 - Well you posted the one i was gonna post but i guess the entir… 10/13/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
#460949 - It's pretty k. Getting payed on daily basis is something nice though. 10/13/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
#460942 - I help out at my family restaurant. Really fun to have you…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/13/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
User avatar #460946 - lawuser (10/13/2014) [-]
Be glad you're able to simply ask your dad for a job.
#460949 - hsm (10/13/2014) [-]
It's pretty k. Getting payed on daily basis is something nice though.
#1056009 - okay bby 10/13/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1056008 - he thinks or did he really do it?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1056088 - sarcasticrunner (10/13/2014) [-]
Guess we will find out next month
#460842 - Hopefully 10/13/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
#460805 - Thanks mr.skeltal 10/13/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
#1055990 - She can't help it though. 10/13/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#460804 - I eat 5-6 times a day. Don't really care how much time i spend… 10/13/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board 0
#1055988 - Yamada was obviously the really fun one. Inami was cute becaus…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/13/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1055989 - herecomesjohnny (10/13/2014) [-]
Inami should go to jail for assault.
User avatar #1055990 - hsm (10/13/2014) [-]
She can't help it though.
#62123 - Draw this one if you can/want/will. He used to be my cat. 10/13/2014 on Drawing & Art - drawing... 0
#1055983 - Second season had everything set up for itself. It used the fi…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/13/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1055984 - herecomesjohnny (10/13/2014) [-]
yamada best gril though so you're still a bit off course.
User avatar #1055988 - hsm (10/13/2014) [-]
Yamada was obviously the really fun one. Inami was cute because of helplessness and Poplar was simple cute.
User avatar #1055989 - herecomesjohnny (10/13/2014) [-]
Inami should go to jail for assault.
User avatar #1055990 - hsm (10/13/2014) [-]
She can't help it though.
#62120 - Really nice. The ear looks a little flat but still really good…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/13/2014 on Drawing & Art - drawing... +1
User avatar #62122 - NinjaSharkie (10/13/2014) [-]
Thanks! Colours didn't come out aswell, it's a lot more blue but I just had to take the pic on my phone, I need to invest in a decent scanner. Any particular type of cat ?
#62123 - hsm (10/13/2014) [-]
Draw this one if you can/want/will. He used to be my cat.
#26 - Ah 1 of my top 3 hentai manga.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/13/2014 on luvluv +2
User avatar #27 - accalia (10/13/2014) [-]
Source?
#32 - easternigguh (10/13/2014) [-]
Inferno Cop
#460801 - No. I get most of my protein from meat, almonds, milk and fish…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/13/2014 on Shin Anime Social Board +1
User avatar #460803 - the one and only (10/13/2014) [-]
Pretty much what your doing except eating every 3 hours ahaha.
User avatar #460804 - hsm (10/13/2014) [-]
I eat 5-6 times a day. Don't really care how much time i spend in between meals.
#3595 - Depends on the anime. If i like it, i keep it in my external H… 10/13/2014 on Anime Recommendation Thread +1
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#71 - hsm ONLINE (09/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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Thanks for visiting!!
User avatar #82 - themagicdalek (10/17/2014) [-]
I love you
#83 to #82 - hsm ONLINE (10/17/2014) [-]
Oh my, this is all so sudden
#75 to #74 - hsm ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
Okay i spent more time on that than i initially planned to.
#76 to #75 - animethumbs (09/27/2014) [-]
***** , my cousin tweeted me this **** , and I've been playing for the past 3 hours. I already got 10 warriors at lvl 100. **** these addictions
#77 to #76 - hsm ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
i remember the day i discovered cookie clicker. I reached the point where the cookies were automatically being accounted and i left my computer on and went to sleep so that i can wake up and spend my cookies.





I have issues.
#78 to #77 - animethumbs (09/27/2014) [-]
We've all had these issues at some point in our lives my ***** . And kill me if it'll ever be cured.

Hope this **** cures your boredom~
#79 to #78 - hsm ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
an eye for an eye mah *****
#81 to #79 - animethumbs (10/12/2014) [-]
To **** around, I decided to go back to playing the game, and these were the results..
#73 to #72 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/25/2014) [-]
#NoRagrets
#63 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/12/2014) [-]
I can suck your dick
User avatar #64 to #63 - hsm ONLINE (09/12/2014) [-]
Anyone with a mouth can, what's your point?
#65 to #64 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/12/2014) [-]
it's your birthday want me to suck your dick
User avatar #66 to #65 - hsm ONLINE (09/12/2014) [-]
sure why not
#67 to #66 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/12/2014) [-]
live in California
User avatar #68 to #67 - hsm ONLINE (09/12/2014) [-]
Hmmm you need a really flexible neck if you're gonna suck me off all the way from California
#69 to #68 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/12/2014) [-]
engaging engineer

have a nice day
User avatar #70 to #69 - hsm ONLINE (09/12/2014) [-]
thanks you too
User avatar #41 to #40 - hsm ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
umm dude that's not me!!
User avatar #46 to #41 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
but that doesnt awnser my question, i know u have straight hair so how do u do it?
User avatar #47 to #46 - hsm ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
My hair is naturally straight. I haven't used a comb in 8 months. I just wash them daily and that's it.
User avatar #48 to #47 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
send pics or no proof
i dont belive anyone has natrually stright hair
#49 to #48 - hsm ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
well i don't have to prove it
#50 to #49 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
shiet now what do i do to git pics
#51 to #50 - hsm ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
You do know i'm a guy right? Why you want pics?
#52 to #51 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
thier like trading cards to me
User avatar #53 to #52 - hsm ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
happy?
#54 to #53 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
you said what ever i want right?
also u look indian
User avatar #55 to #54 - hsm ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
I live in Pakistan, which is next to india, so that's your explanation. And whatever means whatever, i don't care. I'm a confident ************* slut.
#56 to #55 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
awww yea im making trading cards out of these
User avatar #57 to #56 - hsm ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
LOL, send them to me when you're done.
User avatar #58 to #57 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
will take a while ima try to get as many people as posable
User avatar #60 to #58 - hsm ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
There are also gonna be some really cringe worthy pictures of me and i'm sorry that you had to see them. I took them back when i was going through my cringe years.
User avatar #61 to #60 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
not as bad as some of the **** i've seen
User avatar #62 to #61 - hsm ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
Of course Thankfully i wasn't as cringey as most 12 year olds but still i would want to forget those years.
User avatar #59 to #58 - hsm ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
have fun
User avatar #39 - ecalycptus ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
Nice OC
User avatar #42 to #39 - hsm ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
what OC?
#44 to #43 - hsm ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
Oh i made that Vivian James picture. Thank you for liking it.
User avatar #45 to #44 - ecalycptus ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
It's really nice, saved.
#37 - sassguardian (09/03/2014) [-]
You're going down, cutie pie.
User avatar #38 to #37 - hsm ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
k
#30 - tanabata ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
Heeeey~ What's the story behind your username?
User avatar #31 to #30 - hsm ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
it's the initials of my real name.
#32 to #31 - tanabata ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
That doesn't help me at all. I want to think of a appropriate nickname...
User avatar #33 to #32 - hsm ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
it's also an abbreviation of HEY SEXY ************

H.S.M.
#34 to #33 - tanabata ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
Hasam, maybe...?
User avatar #35 to #34 - hsm ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
yeah sure, go with that i dun mind.
User avatar #8 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
I liked Watamote.
User avatar #9 to #8 - hsm ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
i liked it too. We should totally **** .
User avatar #11 to #9 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
Name the time and place. I'm there.
#12 to #11 - hsm ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
#13 to #12 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
I've got the gas money, bby
User avatar #14 to #13 - hsm ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
you'll need airplane money
#15 to #14 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
Oh? Where are you, mah ***** ?
User avatar #16 to #15 - hsm ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Asia
User avatar #17 to #16 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
Where in?
User avatar #18 to #17 - hsm ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Pakistan
User avatar #19 to #18 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
I feel like we've had this conversation before.
User avatar #20 to #19 - hsm ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
yeah, this is where you say i'm kicking it with the sand *******
#21 to #20 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
Oh, man, you're kicking t with the sand ******* then.


Have you made any progress to moving to canada?
#22 to #21 - hsm ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
absolutely not man, i talked to my dad about it but he says that i have to stay in this country for at least 2 more years and help with the family business until my older brother gets married.

<=== in short
#23 to #22 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
Why the hell do you have to? You're a grown man, do what you want.
#24 to #23 - hsm ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
i don't know man, it's so unfair.
#25 to #24 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
Just go for it, the only one holding you back is yourself. To hell with what your dad thinks, tell him you love him and leave.
Just go for it, the only one holding you back is yourself. To hell with what your dad thinks, tell him you love him and leave.
#26 to #25 - hsm ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
I'll keep trying. I will irritate him so much that his only escape would be to throw me out of this country. I'll get to Canada, one way or the other.
#27 to #26 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
I'll probably never get around to learning Japanese, so I'll probably be going to Canada, too. Maybe we will cross paths one of the days, my friend! And the it will be   
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I'll probably never get around to learning Japanese, so I'll probably be going to Canada, too. Maybe we will cross paths one of the days, my friend! And the it will be
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#28 to #27 - hsm ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
aww sweet man, see you then.
aww sweet man, see you then.
#29 to #28 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
See ya
See ya
User avatar #7 to #4 - keltainenlumi (08/17/2014) [-]
But some of those have words?
User avatar #5 to #4 - hsm ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
umm thanks........ i guess
#2 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/16/2014) [-]
Are you from Pakistan?
User avatar #3 to #2 - hsm ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
Yes!
User avatar #1 - demonicwhore (10/28/2011) [-]
Love ur harry potter according to flanders upload, it made me crack up and i added it to my favourites =)
User avatar #10 to #1 - hsm ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Thanks.
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