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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:7/21/2011
Last Login:9/02/2014
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Highest Content Rank:#287
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#15 - absolutely **** NO 08/19/2014 on Oh you! 0
#10 - 11th of September is my birthday. At least i know the American…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/19/2014 on 9/11 +5
#45 - brandinifettucine (08/19/2014) [-]
9/11 is my cousin's birthday too. One day I said to her "at least no one will forget your birthday".
User avatar #33 - moldybreadcrumb (08/19/2014) [-]
Hey, you got spectacular fireworks for your birthday.
#1025325 - already did, but sometimes FJ has some good stuff so if i'm co… 08/18/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1025320 - thank you based synchron  [+] (3 new replies) 08/18/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1025340 - synchron (08/18/2014) [-]
Ask and ye shall receive my child.
User avatar #1025359 - nomora (08/18/2014) [-]
I'm worried about the lack of a comma after "receive"
#1025366 - synchron (08/19/2014) [-]
I'm not shitting out children, I should make that clear.
#1025275 - 4th best for me. But i still haven't finished the entire thing…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar #1025306 - sarcasticrunner (08/18/2014) [-]
as long as you know who is worst all is well
#1025272 - if you don't watch sabagebu i'll annoy you every sunday.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1025281 - zomaru (08/18/2014) [-]
Deal.
#1025254 - Anybody wanna dump Monogatari series pictures in celebration o…  [+] (67 new replies) 08/18/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1025363 - levidahastati (08/19/2014) [-]
k
#1025353 - anonymous (08/18/2014) [-]
#1025465 - thechosentroll (08/19/2014) [-]
That................ is actually better than what I expected.
User avatar #1025373 - alleksi (08/19/2014) [-]
This is why 4chan doesn't allow audio on webbums.
#1025368 - synchron (08/19/2014) [-]
no
#1025354 - kibitzer has deleted their comment.
#1025355 - anonymous (08/18/2014) [-]
you could at least not tell everyone
User avatar #1025356 - kibitzer (08/18/2014) [-]
I like to save people time.
#1025357 - anonymous (08/18/2014) [-]
pls delete comment
User avatar #1025358 - kibitzer (08/18/2014) [-]
Only because you asked nicely.
#1025360 - anonymous (08/18/2014) [-]
ty
User avatar #1025314 - senjougahara (08/18/2014) [-]
Just go look them up on pixv, gelbooru, or even tumblr.
User avatar #1025325 - hsm (08/18/2014) [-]
already did, but sometimes FJ has some good stuff so if i'm collecting wallpapers or pictures i just ask nicely.
#1025293 - synchron (08/18/2014) [-]
This ride's not done yet fucker.
User avatar #1025320 - hsm (08/18/2014) [-]
thank you based synchron
#1025340 - synchron (08/18/2014) [-]
Ask and ye shall receive my child.
User avatar #1025359 - nomora (08/18/2014) [-]
I'm worried about the lack of a comma after "receive"
#1025366 - synchron (08/19/2014) [-]
I'm not shitting out children, I should make that clear.
#1025294 - synchron (08/18/2014) [-]
#1025295 - synchron (08/18/2014) [-]
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#1025307 - synchron (08/18/2014) [-]
I think I might have too many pictures.
#1025309 - synchron (08/18/2014) [-]
#1025310 - synchron (08/18/2014) [-]
#1025311 - synchron (08/18/2014) [-]
#1025313 - synchron (08/18/2014) [-]
#1025315 - synchron (08/18/2014) [-]
I've got some more but I think this shit ton should last you awhile.
#1025329 - xestrial (08/18/2014) [-]
Needs more black Hanekawa
#1025330 - xestrial (08/18/2014) [-]
#1025336 - synchron (08/18/2014) [-]
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#1025333 - synchron (08/18/2014) [-]
You want Black Hanekawa? I've got Black Hanekawa.
#1025334 - synchron (08/18/2014) [-]
#1025339 - xestrial (08/18/2014) [-]
Excellent!
#1025335 - synchron (08/18/2014) [-]
#1025266 - smuglurker (08/18/2014) [-]
My best gurl
User avatar #1025275 - hsm (08/18/2014) [-]
4th best for me. But i still haven't finished the entire thing so yeah...
User avatar #1025306 - sarcasticrunner (08/18/2014) [-]
as long as you know who is worst all is well
#1025258 - synchron (08/18/2014) [-]
I-It's not like I want to give these to you or anything... b-baka!
#1025259 - synchron (08/18/2014) [-]
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#1025264 - synchron (08/18/2014) [-]
Get ready fucker. There's a bunch.
#1025267 - synchron (08/18/2014) [-]
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#1025280 - synchron (08/18/2014) [-]
#1025283 - synchron (08/18/2014) [-]
I stop for no man.
#1025286 - synchron (08/18/2014) [-]
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#1025332 - thechosentroll (08/18/2014) [-]
The single interesting thing in this thread.
#1025251 - Sabagebu is great 08/18/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#16 - Admin were you molested as a child? 08/18/2014 on Fapping 0
#1025171 - so far i like Nise way more than Bake.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1025236 - zamka (08/18/2014) [-]
I didn't find anything special about Bake, my friend gave it a 10 and I thought I was in for surprises, but the most amazing surprise I saw was in Nise, the "Toothbrush scene" to be exact.
#1025145 - thanks 08/18/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1025130 - Can anyone tell me the name of the music playing in th…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/18/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1025134 - superpuma (08/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #1025145 - hsm (08/18/2014) [-]
thanks
#1025115 - give me a scene in which the lip-sync is absolute perfect. The…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/18/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1025156 - killerliquid (08/18/2014) [-]
Also, the whole of Adven Children
User avatar #1025154 - killerliquid (08/18/2014) [-]
Kyoukai no Kanata 境界の彼方 「Yakusoku no Kizuna」 (Eng Sub) Close enough
User avatar #1025140 - makotoitou (08/18/2014) [-]
my dik in ur mum
#1024941 - that is why i deleted the comment. i thought they will be rele… 08/18/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1024939 - still catching up master race  [+] (2 new replies) 08/18/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1025040 - anonymous (08/18/2014) [-]
Watched it live master race
User avatar #1024950 - sarcasticrunner (08/18/2014) [-]
pleb
#2 - what's her workout routine?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/18/2014 on Old butt gold +2
User avatar #3 - lotengo (08/18/2014) [-]
10.000 lunges
User avatar #5 - oubliette (08/18/2014) [-]
per cheek
#39 - he's just trying to distract us from his begging by putting on… 08/18/2014 on WWE, Anna Kendrick, and... 0
#38 - so i see you started begging again huh admin 08/18/2014 on WWE, Anna Kendrick, and... +4
#1024932 - i wasn't gonna skip it anyway.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar #1024933 - tanabata (08/18/2014) [-]
Hells yeah~
#1024930 - DameDesuYo's official website states this: Okay, so t…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1024934 - sarcasticrunner (08/18/2014) [-]
what saints
#1024928 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 08/18/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1024940 - alleksi (08/18/2014) [-]
The subs for all of the episodes are probably released today.
#1024975 - kibitzer (08/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #1024941 - hsm (08/18/2014) [-]
that is why i deleted the comment. i thought they will be releasing on a weekly basis
#1024926 - are you saying it has so much plot that it forgets about plot?  [+] (4 new replies) 08/18/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar #1024931 - tanabata (08/18/2014) [-]
Don't listen to him, he's out of his mind.
User avatar #1024935 - herecomesjohnny (08/18/2014) [-]
come on man the kaiki story was half baked
User avatar #1024932 - hsm (08/18/2014) [-]
i wasn't gonna skip it anyway.
User avatar #1024933 - tanabata (08/18/2014) [-]
Hells yeah~
#1024924 - Holy **** i just mentioned this show a second ago  [+] (4 new replies) 08/18/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1024928 - hsm has deleted their comment.
User avatar #1024940 - alleksi (08/18/2014) [-]
The subs for all of the episodes are probably released today.
#1024975 - kibitzer (08/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #1024941 - hsm (08/18/2014) [-]
that is why i deleted the comment. i thought they will be releasing on a weekly basis
#1024922 - i'm just waiting for Hanamonogatari to be subbed so i can comp…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/18/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1024927 - kingalister (08/18/2014) [-]
I wan't shaft to quick fucking around and make kizumonogatari already

Shinobu is the light
User avatar #1025122 - nomora (08/18/2014) [-]
Kizu was done when they started working on Mekaku City Actors
#1024918 - Don't worry, i have it all in order  [+] (4 new replies) 08/18/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1024919 - kingalister (08/18/2014) [-]
Excellent
User avatar #1024922 - hsm (08/18/2014) [-]
i'm just waiting for Hanamonogatari to be subbed so i can complete my collection
User avatar #1024927 - kingalister (08/18/2014) [-]
I wan't shaft to quick fucking around and make kizumonogatari already

Shinobu is the light
User avatar #1025122 - nomora (08/18/2014) [-]
Kizu was done when they started working on Mekaku City Actors
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#30 - tanabata (08/25/2014) [-]
Heeeey~ What's the story behind your username?
User avatar #31 to #30 - hsm (08/25/2014) [-]
it's the initials of my real name.
#32 to #31 - tanabata (08/25/2014) [-]
That doesn't help me at all. I want to think of a appropriate nickname...
User avatar #33 to #32 - hsm (08/25/2014) [-]
it's also an abbreviation of HEY SEXY ************

H.S.M.
#34 to #33 - tanabata (08/25/2014) [-]
Hasam, maybe...?
User avatar #35 to #34 - hsm (08/25/2014) [-]
yeah sure, go with that i dun mind.
User avatar #8 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
I liked Watamote.
User avatar #9 to #8 - hsm (08/24/2014) [-]
i liked it too. We should totally **** .
User avatar #11 to #9 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
Name the time and place. I'm there.
#13 to #12 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
I've got the gas money, bby
User avatar #14 to #13 - hsm (08/24/2014) [-]
you'll need airplane money
#15 to #14 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
Oh? Where are you, mah ***** ?
User avatar #16 to #15 - hsm (08/24/2014) [-]
Asia
User avatar #17 to #16 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
Where in?
User avatar #18 to #17 - hsm (08/24/2014) [-]
Pakistan
User avatar #19 to #18 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
I feel like we've had this conversation before.
User avatar #20 to #19 - hsm (08/24/2014) [-]
yeah, this is where you say i'm kicking it with the sand *******
#21 to #20 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
Oh, man, you're kicking t with the sand ******* then.


Have you made any progress to moving to canada?
#22 to #21 - hsm (08/24/2014) [-]
absolutely not man, i talked to my dad about it but he says that i have to stay in this country for at least 2 more years and help with the family business until my older brother gets married.

<=== in short
#23 to #22 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
Why the hell do you have to? You're a grown man, do what you want.
#24 to #23 - hsm (08/24/2014) [-]
i don't know man, it's so unfair.
#25 to #24 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
Just go for it, the only one holding you back is yourself. To hell with what your dad thinks, tell him you love him and leave.
Just go for it, the only one holding you back is yourself. To hell with what your dad thinks, tell him you love him and leave.
#26 to #25 - hsm (08/24/2014) [-]
I'll keep trying. I will irritate him so much that his only escape would be to throw me out of this country. I'll get to Canada, one way or the other.
#27 to #26 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
I'll probably never get around to learning Japanese, so I'll probably be going to Canada, too. Maybe we will cross paths one of the days, my friend! And the it will be   
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I'll probably never get around to learning Japanese, so I'll probably be going to Canada, too. Maybe we will cross paths one of the days, my friend! And the it will be
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#28 to #27 - hsm (08/24/2014) [-]
aww sweet man, see you then.
aww sweet man, see you then.
#29 to #28 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
See ya
See ya
User avatar #7 to #4 - keltainenlumi (08/17/2014) [-]
But some of those have words?
User avatar #5 to #4 - hsm (08/16/2014) [-]
umm thanks........ i guess
#2 - anonymous (06/16/2014) [-]
Are you from Pakistan?
User avatar #3 to #2 - hsm (06/16/2014) [-]
Yes!
User avatar #1 - demonicwhore (10/28/2011) [-]
Love ur harry potter according to flanders upload, it made me crack up and i added it to my favourites =)
User avatar #10 to #1 - hsm (08/24/2014) [-]
Thanks.
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