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#992396 - that's still pretty impressive mouse control  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #992397 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
osu! nano - Born to be (TV Size) [Insane] Osu does that to you
#992395 - i know about so many things that i have never experienced 07/17/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#992394 - please no more aah 07/17/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#992392 - Picture 07/17/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#992388 - we can do better  [+] (15 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#992391 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
yes we have
#992411 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
I think i have you beat
User avatar #992413 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
rather

how
#992414 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
set the paragraphs to the highest
set the text size to the lowest
Start
Stop
fuck the system
#992416 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
cool
#992417 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
You know, there was a point where we were supposed to stop
#992418 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
There was a line and we've clearly passed it.

Let's keep going and see what happens
#992423 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
you already did enough. Rest now brother.
#992425 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
And I'm leavin' the buildin'
#992419 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
#992421 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
To the limit!!

And this is the limit because Imma do other stuff
User avatar #992415 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
yea I just saw
User avatar #992412 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
why
#992396 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
that's still pretty impressive mouse control
User avatar #992397 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
osu! nano - Born to be (TV Size) [Insane] Osu does that to you
#992386 - that's the music game right?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #992387 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
yea
#992395 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
i know about so many things that i have never experienced
#992385 - i'm sorry i was not raised watching super saiyans butt fuck ea…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #992389 - nomora (07/17/2014) [-]
I wasn't either. You just suck.
#992394 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
please no more aah
#992392 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
#992382 - now you're just being silly  [+] (21 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#992384 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
Damn right I am
User avatar #992400 - bababadsheep (07/17/2014) [-]
Damn nigga, I competed with either johnny of sweatpants and they managed to surpass 40k. I only managed something like 38k, but you doing good lil nigga.
User avatar #992402 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
dayum
User avatar #992408 - bababadsheep (07/17/2014) [-]
A very sensitive mouse and 10 minutes of doing the same movement over and over can really hone one's speed and precision. Who'd of thought!
User avatar #992409 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
Pretty much how you SS a song in Osu
#992388 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
we can do better
#992391 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
yes we have
#992411 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
I think i have you beat
User avatar #992413 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
rather

how
#992414 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
set the paragraphs to the highest
set the text size to the lowest
Start
Stop
fuck the system
#992416 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
cool
#992417 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
You know, there was a point where we were supposed to stop
#992418 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
There was a line and we've clearly passed it.

Let's keep going and see what happens
#992423 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
you already did enough. Rest now brother.
#992425 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
And I'm leavin' the buildin'
#992419 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
#992421 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
To the limit!!

And this is the limit because Imma do other stuff
User avatar #992415 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
yea I just saw
User avatar #992412 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
why
#992396 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
that's still pretty impressive mouse control
User avatar #992397 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
osu! nano - Born to be (TV Size) [Insane] Osu does that to you
#992380 - That makes me feel a little better but the fact remains that i… 07/17/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#992377 - i do not into believing  [+] (23 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#992379 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
goml
#992382 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
now you're just being silly
#992384 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
Damn right I am
User avatar #992400 - bababadsheep (07/17/2014) [-]
Damn nigga, I competed with either johnny of sweatpants and they managed to surpass 40k. I only managed something like 38k, but you doing good lil nigga.
User avatar #992402 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
dayum
User avatar #992408 - bababadsheep (07/17/2014) [-]
A very sensitive mouse and 10 minutes of doing the same movement over and over can really hone one's speed and precision. Who'd of thought!
User avatar #992409 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
Pretty much how you SS a song in Osu
#992388 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
we can do better
#992391 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
yes we have
#992411 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
I think i have you beat
User avatar #992413 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
rather

how
#992414 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
set the paragraphs to the highest
set the text size to the lowest
Start
Stop
fuck the system
#992416 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
cool
#992417 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
You know, there was a point where we were supposed to stop
#992418 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
There was a line and we've clearly passed it.

Let's keep going and see what happens
#992423 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
you already did enough. Rest now brother.
#992425 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
And I'm leavin' the buildin'
#992419 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
#992421 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
To the limit!!

And this is the limit because Imma do other stuff
User avatar #992415 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
yea I just saw
User avatar #992412 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
why
#992396 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
that's still pretty impressive mouse control
User avatar #992397 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
osu! nano - Born to be (TV Size) [Insane] Osu does that to you
#992374 - i fucking blinked  [+] (11 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #992376 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
it's k

it killed my eyes too

totally worth 10 minutes of uncomfortability

and 8th grade speed isn't bad of a speed considering you're using ESL
User avatar #992381 - nomora (07/17/2014) [-]
Your eyes got uncomfortable from that? Wow ya suck
#992385 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
i'm sorry i was not raised watching super saiyans butt fuck each other.
User avatar #992389 - nomora (07/17/2014) [-]
I wasn't either. You just suck.
#992394 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
please no more aah
#992392 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
User avatar #992383 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
To be fair I did it right after playing Osu and I don't blink when playing osu
#992386 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
that's the music game right?
User avatar #992387 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
yea
#992395 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
i know about so many things that i have never experienced
#992380 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
That makes me feel a little better but the fact remains that i cannot into fast reading.
#992371 - I've never felt more insulted in my life. i answered all…  [+] (21 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #992373 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
it's ok

doing this thing probably put me to be able to read 700wpm

www.spritzinc.com/#
#992403 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
Holy fucking shit dude, that actually worked, seriously, i'm not bullshitting you
User avatar #992404 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
did you get the same readiing?
#992406 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
does it change?
User avatar #992407 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
yes

there're two other readings

one is from Alice in Wonderland and some other thing
#992405 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
Yeah
#992398 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
I can now get up to 450 wpm but after that it's just a whoosh
User avatar #992399 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
yer improvin
#992401 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
t..thanks, you too..
#992374 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
i fucking blinked
User avatar #992376 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
it's k

it killed my eyes too

totally worth 10 minutes of uncomfortability

and 8th grade speed isn't bad of a speed considering you're using ESL
User avatar #992381 - nomora (07/17/2014) [-]
Your eyes got uncomfortable from that? Wow ya suck
#992385 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
i'm sorry i was not raised watching super saiyans butt fuck each other.
User avatar #992389 - nomora (07/17/2014) [-]
I wasn't either. You just suck.
#992394 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
please no more aah
#992392 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
User avatar #992383 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
To be fair I did it right after playing Osu and I don't blink when playing osu
#992386 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
that's the music game right?
User avatar #992387 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
yea
#992395 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
i know about so many things that i have never experienced
#992380 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
That makes me feel a little better but the fact remains that i cannot into fast reading.
#992369 - Ah me and my shattered delusions. 07/17/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#992366 - What makes you say that sayonara? 07/17/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#992365 - I have no fucking idea. I'm too early on in the game. I'm at t…  [+] (58 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #992368 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
www.staples.com/sbd/cre/marketing/technology-research-centers/ereaders/speed-reader/
actually, do this test. Imma see how slow you actually read

for the record I can read 700wpm but my normal pace is around 500wpm
User avatar #992544 - ugottanked (07/17/2014) [-]
got around 850, last time i did this i was around 992 i believe
User avatar #992444 - Rei (07/17/2014) [-]
380 wpm
User avatar #992390 - jakeandhistoe (07/17/2014) [-]
Got about 620, though I intentionally slow myself down when reading a book or anything similar. I enjoy it more that way.
User avatar #992393 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
Same
#992375 - nomora (07/17/2014) [-]
Did it myself just cuz
User avatar #992424 - chiopet (07/17/2014) [-]
and im at 428
#992378 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
I already memorized the answers from doing this a lot

goml
#992377 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
i do not into believing
#992379 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
goml
#992382 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
now you're just being silly
#992384 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
Damn right I am
User avatar #992400 - bababadsheep (07/17/2014) [-]
Damn nigga, I competed with either johnny of sweatpants and they managed to surpass 40k. I only managed something like 38k, but you doing good lil nigga.
User avatar #992402 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
dayum
User avatar #992408 - bababadsheep (07/17/2014) [-]
A very sensitive mouse and 10 minutes of doing the same movement over and over can really hone one's speed and precision. Who'd of thought!
User avatar #992409 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
Pretty much how you SS a song in Osu
#992388 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
we can do better
#992391 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
yes we have
#992411 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
I think i have you beat
User avatar #992413 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
rather

how
#992414 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
set the paragraphs to the highest
set the text size to the lowest
Start
Stop
fuck the system
#992416 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
cool
#992417 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
You know, there was a point where we were supposed to stop
#992418 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
There was a line and we've clearly passed it.

Let's keep going and see what happens
#992423 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
you already did enough. Rest now brother.
#992425 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
And I'm leavin' the buildin'
#992419 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
#992421 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
To the limit!!

And this is the limit because Imma do other stuff
User avatar #992415 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
yea I just saw
User avatar #992412 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
why
#992396 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
that's still pretty impressive mouse control
User avatar #992397 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
osu! nano - Born to be (TV Size) [Insane] Osu does that to you
#992371 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
I've never felt more insulted in my life. i answered all the questions correctly though doesn't help that English is my second language
User avatar #992373 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
it's ok

doing this thing probably put me to be able to read 700wpm

www.spritzinc.com/#
#992403 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
Holy fucking shit dude, that actually worked, seriously, i'm not bullshitting you
User avatar #992404 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
did you get the same readiing?
#992406 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
does it change?
User avatar #992407 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
yes

there're two other readings

one is from Alice in Wonderland and some other thing
#992405 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
Yeah
#992398 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
I can now get up to 450 wpm but after that it's just a whoosh
User avatar #992399 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
yer improvin
#992401 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
t..thanks, you too..
#992374 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
i fucking blinked
User avatar #992376 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
it's k

it killed my eyes too

totally worth 10 minutes of uncomfortability

and 8th grade speed isn't bad of a speed considering you're using ESL
User avatar #992381 - nomora (07/17/2014) [-]
Your eyes got uncomfortable from that? Wow ya suck
#992385 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
i'm sorry i was not raised watching super saiyans butt fuck each other.
User avatar #992389 - nomora (07/17/2014) [-]
I wasn't either. You just suck.
#992394 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
please no more aah
#992392 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
User avatar #992383 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
To be fair I did it right after playing Osu and I don't blink when playing osu
#992386 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
that's the music game right?
User avatar #992387 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
yea
#992395 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
i know about so many things that i have never experienced
#992380 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
That makes me feel a little better but the fact remains that i cannot into fast reading.
User avatar #992367 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
yer gonna need 5-6 days since yer a slow reader
User avatar #992370 - nomora (07/17/2014) [-]
At the very least.
User avatar #992372 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
ye

if he can't read faster than the default automated continuation speed of text then it's the bare minimum
#992369 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
Ah me and my shattered delusions.
#992363 - common what? 07/17/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#992362 - Picture 07/17/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#992360 - Possibly, i'll get back to you once i finish it. In 3 to 4 days i hope  [+] (2 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #992361 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
where are you in the common
#992363 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
common what?
#992358 - Makina was funny. But disregard anything i say, i'm very early… 07/17/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#992356 - you just can't comprehend my tastes  [+] (4 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #992359 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
objectively shit?
#992360 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
Possibly, i'll get back to you once i finish it. In 3 to 4 days i hope
User avatar #992361 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
where are you in the common
#992363 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
common what?
#992353 - Amane is worst girl  [+] (8 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #992355 - nomora (07/17/2014) [-]
Makina worst, Sachi second worst, Amane middle, Michiru very close second best, Yumiko best. These are facts.
#992358 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
Makina was funny. But disregard anything i say, i'm very early on in the game
User avatar #992354 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
You're dumb
#992356 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
you just can't comprehend my tastes
User avatar #992359 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
objectively shit?
#992360 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
Possibly, i'll get back to you once i finish it. In 3 to 4 days i hope
User avatar #992361 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
where are you in the common
#992363 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
common what?
#992352 - Oh, i find the maid to be the best girl. Her and the girl who …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #992357 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
Yumiko>Amane>Michiru>Sachi>Makina if ya want me to pick favourites

Yumiko=Amane=Michiru>Sachi>Makina for reelz
#992347 - i'm a slow reader  [+] (3 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #992348 - nomora (07/17/2014) [-]
Then expect 100+ hours for both.
User avatar #992350 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
Seems 100+ hours well spent
#992362 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
#992345 - My tests prove otherwise 07/17/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#992343 - If you're talking about the maid then i agree, best girl. …  [+] (13 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #992351 - nomora (07/17/2014) [-]
Sachi 2nd worst girl
#992353 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
Amane is worst girl
User avatar #992355 - nomora (07/17/2014) [-]
Makina worst, Sachi second worst, Amane middle, Michiru very close second best, Yumiko best. These are facts.
#992358 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
Makina was funny. But disregard anything i say, i'm very early on in the game
User avatar #992354 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
You're dumb
#992356 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
you just can't comprehend my tastes
User avatar #992359 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
objectively shit?
#992360 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
Possibly, i'll get back to you once i finish it. In 3 to 4 days i hope
User avatar #992361 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
where are you in the common
#992363 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
common what?
User avatar #992349 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
I'm not
#992352 - hsm (07/17/2014) [-]
Oh, i find the maid to be the best girl. Her and the girl who tries hard to become a tsundere. Shit's funny.
User avatar #992357 - killerliquid (07/17/2014) [-]
Yumiko>Amane>Michiru>Sachi>Makina if ya want me to pick favourites

Yumiko=Amane=Michiru>Sachi>Makina for reelz
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#2 - anonymous (06/16/2014) [-]
Are you from Pakistan?
#3 to #2 - hsm (06/16/2014) [-]
Yes!
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Love ur harry potter according to flanders upload, it made me crack up and i added it to my favourites =)
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