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#153774 - Do you not spend a lot of time with him?  [+] (4 new replies) 09/09/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #153776 - instalation (09/09/2014) [-]
I do sort of. But not as much as I'd like since college started up again.
User avatar #153779 - hsm (09/09/2014) [-]
well if you're spending a lot of time alone, you're obviously gonna feel lonely.
User avatar #153780 - instalation (09/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, but before I didn't mind it at all. Just tonight, I kinda do.
User avatar #153781 - hsm (09/09/2014) [-]
maybe you're just having a sad or long day.
#1038852 - Picture 09/09/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1038848 - Das it. I have more IF you are interested 09/09/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1038847 - Imma give you one more  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1038848 - hsm (09/09/2014) [-]
Das it. I have more IF you are interested
#1038846 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 09/09/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1038847 - hsm (09/09/2014) [-]
Imma give you one more
#1038848 - hsm (09/09/2014) [-]
Das it. I have more IF you are interested
#1038845 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 09/09/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1038846 - hsm (09/09/2014) [-]
#1038847 - hsm (09/09/2014) [-]
Imma give you one more
#1038848 - hsm (09/09/2014) [-]
Das it. I have more IF you are interested
#1038844 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 09/09/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1038845 - hsm (09/09/2014) [-]
#1038846 - hsm (09/09/2014) [-]
#1038847 - hsm (09/09/2014) [-]
Imma give you one more
#1038848 - hsm (09/09/2014) [-]
Das it. I have more IF you are interested
#1038843 - i'll keep looking, i think i have more.  [+] (5 new replies) 09/09/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1038844 - hsm (09/09/2014) [-]
#1038845 - hsm (09/09/2014) [-]
#1038846 - hsm (09/09/2014) [-]
#1038847 - hsm (09/09/2014) [-]
Imma give you one more
#1038848 - hsm (09/09/2014) [-]
Das it. I have more IF you are interested
#1038842 - All phones are different sized though 09/09/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
#7 - I was hoping you'd tell me.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/09/2014 on 4chan designs some more shirts +1
#46 - riseskimo (09/09/2014) [-]
Only thing I could decipher is that the picture depicts two characters from the anime "Love Live! School Idol Project", namely 'Nishikino Maki' (the red-haired one) and 'Yazawa Nico' (the black-haired one).

Unfortunately, I couldn't find the original source of the picture. Maybe you have more luck.
Pic unrelated.
User avatar #80 - zonicoi (09/09/2014) [-]
If anyone was wondering where the shirt itself is from its from Printallover.me but i have yet to be able to find that shirt
#1038841 - Franku is a based God 09/09/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
#3 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 09/09/2014 on 4chan designs some more shirts +43
#6 - anonymous (09/09/2014) [-]
I don't want it but where's that from?
#7 - hsm (09/09/2014) [-]
I was hoping you'd tell me.
#46 - riseskimo (09/09/2014) [-]
Only thing I could decipher is that the picture depicts two characters from the anime "Love Live! School Idol Project", namely 'Nishikino Maki' (the red-haired one) and 'Yazawa Nico' (the black-haired one).

Unfortunately, I couldn't find the original source of the picture. Maybe you have more luck.
Pic unrelated.
User avatar #80 - zonicoi (09/09/2014) [-]
If anyone was wondering where the shirt itself is from its from Printallover.me but i have yet to be able to find that shirt
#1038833 - ahmagawd thats horrible  [+] (2 new replies) 09/09/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1038836 - bababadsheep (09/09/2014) [-]
That is how I view Demo. This compounded with the overwhelming praise makes him appalling in my eyes.

It is different for guys like Filthy Frank because he is intentionally terrible and gets stupid weebs to scream about how much they like penis. Even if only the original audience + some non-retards are in on the irony and the newfags think it is just lolrandom humor.
#1038841 - hsm (09/09/2014) [-]
Franku is a based God
#1038830 - can you explain it in hack and slash terms?  [+] (5 new replies) 09/09/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1038835 - nomora (09/09/2014) [-]
One attack per 2 seconds instead of 2 a second.
User avatar #1038831 - bababadsheep (09/09/2014) [-]
Hmmmm.

Imagine you have a sticky trigger/button on your controller, your main attack button, and 50% of the time when you press it it doesn't do jack shit.
User avatar #1038833 - hsm (09/09/2014) [-]
ahmagawd thats horrible
User avatar #1038836 - bababadsheep (09/09/2014) [-]
That is how I view Demo. This compounded with the overwhelming praise makes him appalling in my eyes.

It is different for guys like Filthy Frank because he is intentionally terrible and gets stupid weebs to scream about how much they like penis. Even if only the original audience + some non-retards are in on the irony and the newfags think it is just lolrandom humor.
#1038841 - hsm (09/09/2014) [-]
Franku is a based God
#1038827 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1038838 - killerliquid (09/09/2014) [-]
I've pretty much dropped Maga-Tsuki
#1038826 - sure why not 09/09/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
#1038824 - He's a hit and miss. I like a few of his videos though.  [+] (7 new replies) 09/09/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1038828 - bababadsheep (09/09/2014) [-]
A build that does 0 damage 50% of the time and crits for 100 damage 50% of the time is not a good build. Because in most RPGs, 100 damage is piss tier and you are really only doing 50 damage per turn (average). Don't use that build and don't watch shitty channels.
User avatar #1038830 - hsm (09/09/2014) [-]
can you explain it in hack and slash terms?
User avatar #1038835 - nomora (09/09/2014) [-]
One attack per 2 seconds instead of 2 a second.
User avatar #1038831 - bababadsheep (09/09/2014) [-]
Hmmmm.

Imagine you have a sticky trigger/button on your controller, your main attack button, and 50% of the time when you press it it doesn't do jack shit.
User avatar #1038833 - hsm (09/09/2014) [-]
ahmagawd thats horrible
User avatar #1038836 - bababadsheep (09/09/2014) [-]
That is how I view Demo. This compounded with the overwhelming praise makes him appalling in my eyes.

It is different for guys like Filthy Frank because he is intentionally terrible and gets stupid weebs to scream about how much they like penis. Even if only the original audience + some non-retards are in on the irony and the newfags think it is just lolrandom humor.
#1038841 - hsm (09/09/2014) [-]
Franku is a based God
#1038821 - you seem slightly upset  [+] (9 new replies) 09/09/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1038822 - bababadsheep (09/09/2014) [-]
I'm not. Upset that is. I just don't like the man an outlined why.
User avatar #1038824 - hsm (09/09/2014) [-]
He's a hit and miss. I like a few of his videos though.
User avatar #1038828 - bababadsheep (09/09/2014) [-]
A build that does 0 damage 50% of the time and crits for 100 damage 50% of the time is not a good build. Because in most RPGs, 100 damage is piss tier and you are really only doing 50 damage per turn (average). Don't use that build and don't watch shitty channels.
User avatar #1038830 - hsm (09/09/2014) [-]
can you explain it in hack and slash terms?
User avatar #1038835 - nomora (09/09/2014) [-]
One attack per 2 seconds instead of 2 a second.
User avatar #1038831 - bababadsheep (09/09/2014) [-]
Hmmmm.

Imagine you have a sticky trigger/button on your controller, your main attack button, and 50% of the time when you press it it doesn't do jack shit.
User avatar #1038833 - hsm (09/09/2014) [-]
ahmagawd thats horrible
User avatar #1038836 - bababadsheep (09/09/2014) [-]
That is how I view Demo. This compounded with the overwhelming praise makes him appalling in my eyes.

It is different for guys like Filthy Frank because he is intentionally terrible and gets stupid weebs to scream about how much they like penis. Even if only the original audience + some non-retards are in on the irony and the newfags think it is just lolrandom humor.
#1038841 - hsm (09/09/2014) [-]
Franku is a based God
#1038816 - pikachu 09/09/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1038814 - good night  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1038818 - meanie (09/09/2014) [-]
bai
#1038811 - it's more or less not a movie, just a 26 minute long thingy. G… 09/09/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1038810 - what are you, casual?  [+] (3 new replies) 09/09/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1038813 - meanie (09/09/2014) [-]
**meanie rolled image** I guess
#1038814 - hsm (09/09/2014) [-]
good night
#1038818 - meanie (09/09/2014) [-]
bai
#1038807 - You didn't want to waste time with me and here you are wasting…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/09/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1038809 - meanie (09/09/2014) [-]
I'm going to sleep soon anyway
User avatar #1038810 - hsm (09/09/2014) [-]
what are you, casual?
#1038813 - meanie (09/09/2014) [-]
**meanie rolled image** I guess
#1038814 - hsm (09/09/2014) [-]
good night
#1038818 - meanie (09/09/2014) [-]
bai
#1038805 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 09/09/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1038806 - meanie (09/09/2014) [-]
#1038807 - hsm (09/09/2014) [-]
You didn't want to waste time with me and here you are wasting time with me.
User avatar #1038809 - meanie (09/09/2014) [-]
I'm going to sleep soon anyway
User avatar #1038810 - hsm (09/09/2014) [-]
what are you, casual?
#1038813 - meanie (09/09/2014) [-]
**meanie rolled image** I guess
#1038814 - hsm (09/09/2014) [-]
good night
#1038818 - meanie (09/09/2014) [-]
bai
#1038802 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 09/09/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1038804 - meanie (09/09/2014) [-]
lmao
#1038805 - hsm (09/09/2014) [-]
#1038806 - meanie (09/09/2014) [-]
#1038807 - hsm (09/09/2014) [-]
You didn't want to waste time with me and here you are wasting time with me.
User avatar #1038809 - meanie (09/09/2014) [-]
I'm going to sleep soon anyway
User avatar #1038810 - hsm (09/09/2014) [-]
what are you, casual?
#1038813 - meanie (09/09/2014) [-]
**meanie rolled image** I guess
#1038814 - hsm (09/09/2014) [-]
good night
#1038818 - meanie (09/09/2014) [-]
bai
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#71 - hsm (09/13/2014) [-]
stickied by hsm
Thanks for visiting!!
#63 - anonymous (09/12/2014) [-]
I can suck your dick
User avatar #64 to #63 - hsm (09/12/2014) [-]
Anyone with a mouth can, what's your point?
#65 to #64 - anonymous (09/12/2014) [-]
it's your birthday want me to suck your dick
User avatar #66 to #65 - hsm (09/12/2014) [-]
sure why not
#67 to #66 - anonymous (09/12/2014) [-]
live in California
User avatar #68 to #67 - hsm (09/12/2014) [-]
Hmmm you need a really flexible neck if you're gonna suck me off all the way from California
#69 to #68 - anonymous (09/12/2014) [-]
engaging engineer

have a nice day
User avatar #70 to #69 - hsm (09/12/2014) [-]
thanks you too
User avatar #41 to #40 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
umm dude that's not me!!
User avatar #46 to #41 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
but that doesnt awnser my question, i know u have straight hair so how do u do it?
User avatar #47 to #46 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
My hair is naturally straight. I haven't used a comb in 8 months. I just wash them daily and that's it.
User avatar #48 to #47 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
send pics or no proof
i dont belive anyone has natrually stright hair
#49 to #48 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
well i don't have to prove it
#50 to #49 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
shiet now what do i do to git pics
#51 to #50 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
You do know i'm a guy right? Why you want pics?
#52 to #51 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
thier like trading cards to me
User avatar #53 to #52 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
happy?
#54 to #53 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
you said what ever i want right?
also u look indian
User avatar #55 to #54 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
I live in Pakistan, which is next to india, so that's your explanation. And whatever means whatever, i don't care. I'm a confident ************* slut.
#56 to #55 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
awww yea im making trading cards out of these
User avatar #57 to #56 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
LOL, send them to me when you're done.
User avatar #58 to #57 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
will take a while ima try to get as many people as posable
User avatar #60 to #58 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
There are also gonna be some really cringe worthy pictures of me and i'm sorry that you had to see them. I took them back when i was going through my cringe years.
User avatar #61 to #60 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
not as bad as some of the **** i've seen
User avatar #62 to #61 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
Of course Thankfully i wasn't as cringey as most 12 year olds but still i would want to forget those years.
User avatar #59 to #58 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
have fun
User avatar #39 - ecalycptus ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
Nice OC
User avatar #42 to #39 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
what OC?
#44 to #43 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
Oh i made that Vivian James picture. Thank you for liking it.
User avatar #45 to #44 - ecalycptus ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
It's really nice, saved.
#37 - sassguardian (09/03/2014) [-]
You're going down, cutie pie.
User avatar #38 to #37 - hsm (09/05/2014) [-]
k
#30 - tanabata (08/25/2014) [-]
Heeeey~ What's the story behind your username?
User avatar #31 to #30 - hsm (08/25/2014) [-]
it's the initials of my real name.
#32 to #31 - tanabata (08/25/2014) [-]
That doesn't help me at all. I want to think of a appropriate nickname...
User avatar #33 to #32 - hsm (08/25/2014) [-]
it's also an abbreviation of HEY SEXY ************

H.S.M.
#34 to #33 - tanabata (08/25/2014) [-]
Hasam, maybe...?
User avatar #35 to #34 - hsm (08/25/2014) [-]
yeah sure, go with that i dun mind.
User avatar #8 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
I liked Watamote.
User avatar #9 to #8 - hsm (08/24/2014) [-]
i liked it too. We should totally **** .
User avatar #11 to #9 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
Name the time and place. I'm there.
#13 to #12 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
I've got the gas money, bby
User avatar #14 to #13 - hsm (08/24/2014) [-]
you'll need airplane money
#15 to #14 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
Oh? Where are you, mah ***** ?
User avatar #16 to #15 - hsm (08/24/2014) [-]
Asia
User avatar #17 to #16 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
Where in?
User avatar #18 to #17 - hsm (08/24/2014) [-]
Pakistan
User avatar #19 to #18 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
I feel like we've had this conversation before.
User avatar #20 to #19 - hsm (08/24/2014) [-]
yeah, this is where you say i'm kicking it with the sand *******
#21 to #20 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
Oh, man, you're kicking t with the sand ******* then.


Have you made any progress to moving to canada?
#22 to #21 - hsm (08/24/2014) [-]
absolutely not man, i talked to my dad about it but he says that i have to stay in this country for at least 2 more years and help with the family business until my older brother gets married.

<=== in short
#23 to #22 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
Why the hell do you have to? You're a grown man, do what you want.
#24 to #23 - hsm (08/24/2014) [-]
i don't know man, it's so unfair.
#25 to #24 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
Just go for it, the only one holding you back is yourself. To hell with what your dad thinks, tell him you love him and leave.
Just go for it, the only one holding you back is yourself. To hell with what your dad thinks, tell him you love him and leave.
#26 to #25 - hsm (08/24/2014) [-]
I'll keep trying. I will irritate him so much that his only escape would be to throw me out of this country. I'll get to Canada, one way or the other.
#27 to #26 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
I'll probably never get around to learning Japanese, so I'll probably be going to Canada, too. Maybe we will cross paths one of the days, my friend! And the it will be   
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I'll probably never get around to learning Japanese, so I'll probably be going to Canada, too. Maybe we will cross paths one of the days, my friend! And the it will be
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#28 to #27 - hsm (08/24/2014) [-]
aww sweet man, see you then.
aww sweet man, see you then.
#29 to #28 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
See ya
See ya
User avatar #7 to #4 - keltainenlumi (08/17/2014) [-]
But some of those have words?
User avatar #5 to #4 - hsm (08/16/2014) [-]
umm thanks........ i guess
#2 - anonymous (06/16/2014) [-]
Are you from Pakistan?
User avatar #3 to #2 - hsm (06/16/2014) [-]
Yes!
User avatar #1 - demonicwhore (10/28/2011) [-]
Love ur harry potter according to flanders upload, it made me crack up and i added it to my favourites =)
User avatar #10 to #1 - hsm (08/24/2014) [-]
Thanks.
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