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Date Signed Up:7/21/2011
Last Login:9/22/2014
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#97 - you should probably ask that to someone who is religious. I'm … 3 hours ago on This week in islam 0
#1046536 - Picture 3 hours ago on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1046534 - i can be your *****  [+] (2 new replies) 3 hours ago on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1046535 - newbrony (3 hours ago) [-]
ok u now my nigga
#1046536 - hsm (3 hours ago) [-]
#1046531 - your loss  [+] (4 new replies) 3 hours ago on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1046532 - newbrony (3 hours ago) [-]
I don't have a nigga
User avatar #1046534 - hsm (3 hours ago) [-]
i can be your nigga
#1046535 - newbrony (3 hours ago) [-]
ok u now my nigga
#1046536 - hsm (3 hours ago) [-]
#92 - As a Muslim i would like to apologize on the behalf of our dum…  [+] (7 new replies) 3 hours ago on This week in islam +9
User avatar #121 - psychadelicsnake (3 hours ago) [-]
I love your profile picture
User avatar #95 - blamie (3 hours ago) [-]
As an atheist who has read the Q/Kuran, I have to ask how you maintain faith with such excellent quotes as "Those who believe fight in the cause of Allah…" and one of my favorites, "Fight those who believe not in Allah nor the Last Day, nor hold that forbidden which hath been forbidden by Allah and His Messenger, nor acknowledge the religion of Truth, (even if they are) of the People of the Book, until they pay the Jizya with willing submission, and feel themselves subdued."
User avatar #105 - lamarsmithgot (3 hours ago) [-]
As an atheist who doesn't own a fedora, I have to ask why you feel the need to insult and challenge the beliefs of random people on the internet.
#152 - blamie (2 hours ago) [-]
As an atheist who has a real life girlfriend and isn't trying to insult and call someone out for legit questions, I must ask why you are such a douche. The guy I said it to replied calmly with a proper retort and a more in depth explanation to my question than the comment I replied to, while you are more butthurt than him.
#112 - 4chan refugee (3 hours ago) [-]
Because truth is important.

If some guy challenging your belief online is enough to make it crumble, it's probably a shitty belief.
User avatar #97 - hsm (3 hours ago) [-]
you should probably ask that to someone who is religious. I'm very far away from my religion.
#94 - justaredshirt (3 hours ago) [-]
As a Christian, a Republican, and a Brony I can sympathize.
#1 - Call him a newfag and an asshole  [+] (1 new reply) 4 hours ago on moot speaks +3
#4 - mudkipfucker (4 hours ago) [-]
#1046479 - the sexiest side-character in anime ever 4 hours ago on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1046478 - Danna ga Nani wo Itteru ka Wakaranai Ken Amagi Brilliant P… 4 hours ago on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#468 - i thumbed you up just for that. peace ***** 5 hours ago on gamergate bullshit whatever 0
#464 - i'm gonna wait 2 days, then i'm gonna come thumb you down if y…  [+] (3 new replies) 5 hours ago on gamergate bullshit whatever 0
User avatar #465 - jackknapp (5 hours ago) [-]
It doesn't matter which way you thumb, you're still getting the porn.
User avatar #466 - jackknapp (5 hours ago) [-]
...Eventually.
User avatar #468 - hsm (5 hours ago) [-]
i thumbed you up just for that. peace nigga
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#71 - hsm (09/13/2014) [-]
stickied by hsm
Thanks for visiting!!
#63 - 4chan refugee (09/12/2014) [-]
I can suck your dick
User avatar #64 to #63 - hsm (09/12/2014) [-]
Anyone with a mouth can, what's your point?
#65 to #64 - 4chan refugee (09/12/2014) [-]
it's your birthday want me to suck your dick
User avatar #66 to #65 - hsm (09/12/2014) [-]
sure why not
#67 to #66 - 4chan refugee (09/12/2014) [-]
live in California
User avatar #68 to #67 - hsm (09/12/2014) [-]
Hmmm you need a really flexible neck if you're gonna suck me off all the way from California
#69 to #68 - 4chan refugee (09/12/2014) [-]
engaging engineer

have a nice day
User avatar #70 to #69 - hsm (09/12/2014) [-]
thanks you too
User avatar #41 to #40 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
umm dude that's not me!!
User avatar #46 to #41 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
but that doesnt awnser my question, i know u have straight hair so how do u do it?
User avatar #47 to #46 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
My hair is naturally straight. I haven't used a comb in 8 months. I just wash them daily and that's it.
User avatar #48 to #47 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
send pics or no proof
i dont belive anyone has natrually stright hair
#49 to #48 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
well i don't have to prove it
#50 to #49 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
shiet now what do i do to git pics
#51 to #50 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
You do know i'm a guy right? Why you want pics?
#52 to #51 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
thier like trading cards to me
User avatar #53 to #52 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
happy?
#54 to #53 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
you said what ever i want right?
also u look indian
User avatar #55 to #54 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
I live in Pakistan, which is next to india, so that's your explanation. And whatever means whatever, i don't care. I'm a confident ************* slut.
#56 to #55 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
awww yea im making trading cards out of these
User avatar #57 to #56 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
LOL, send them to me when you're done.
User avatar #58 to #57 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
will take a while ima try to get as many people as posable
User avatar #60 to #58 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
There are also gonna be some really cringe worthy pictures of me and i'm sorry that you had to see them. I took them back when i was going through my cringe years.
User avatar #61 to #60 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
not as bad as some of the **** i've seen
User avatar #62 to #61 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
Of course Thankfully i wasn't as cringey as most 12 year olds but still i would want to forget those years.
User avatar #59 to #58 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
have fun
User avatar #39 - ecalycptus ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
Nice OC
User avatar #42 to #39 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
what OC?
#44 to #43 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
Oh i made that Vivian James picture. Thank you for liking it.
User avatar #45 to #44 - ecalycptus ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
It's really nice, saved.
#37 - sassguardian (09/03/2014) [-]
You're going down, cutie pie.
User avatar #38 to #37 - hsm (09/05/2014) [-]
k
#30 - tanabata (08/25/2014) [-]
Heeeey~ What's the story behind your username?
User avatar #31 to #30 - hsm (08/25/2014) [-]
it's the initials of my real name.
#32 to #31 - tanabata (08/25/2014) [-]
That doesn't help me at all. I want to think of a appropriate nickname...
User avatar #33 to #32 - hsm (08/25/2014) [-]
it's also an abbreviation of HEY SEXY ************

H.S.M.
#34 to #33 - tanabata (08/25/2014) [-]
Hasam, maybe...?
User avatar #35 to #34 - hsm (08/25/2014) [-]
yeah sure, go with that i dun mind.
User avatar #8 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
I liked Watamote.
User avatar #9 to #8 - hsm (08/24/2014) [-]
i liked it too. We should totally **** .
User avatar #11 to #9 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
Name the time and place. I'm there.
#13 to #12 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
I've got the gas money, bby
User avatar #14 to #13 - hsm (08/24/2014) [-]
you'll need airplane money
#15 to #14 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
Oh? Where are you, mah ***** ?
User avatar #16 to #15 - hsm (08/24/2014) [-]
Asia
User avatar #17 to #16 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
Where in?
User avatar #18 to #17 - hsm (08/24/2014) [-]
Pakistan
User avatar #19 to #18 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
I feel like we've had this conversation before.
User avatar #20 to #19 - hsm (08/24/2014) [-]
yeah, this is where you say i'm kicking it with the sand *******
#21 to #20 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
Oh, man, you're kicking t with the sand ******* then.


Have you made any progress to moving to canada?
#22 to #21 - hsm (08/24/2014) [-]
absolutely not man, i talked to my dad about it but he says that i have to stay in this country for at least 2 more years and help with the family business until my older brother gets married.

<=== in short
#23 to #22 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
Why the hell do you have to? You're a grown man, do what you want.
#24 to #23 - hsm (08/24/2014) [-]
i don't know man, it's so unfair.
#25 to #24 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
Just go for it, the only one holding you back is yourself. To hell with what your dad thinks, tell him you love him and leave.
Just go for it, the only one holding you back is yourself. To hell with what your dad thinks, tell him you love him and leave.
#26 to #25 - hsm (08/24/2014) [-]
I'll keep trying. I will irritate him so much that his only escape would be to throw me out of this country. I'll get to Canada, one way or the other.
#27 to #26 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
I'll probably never get around to learning Japanese, so I'll probably be going to Canada, too. Maybe we will cross paths one of the days, my friend! And the it will be   
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I'll probably never get around to learning Japanese, so I'll probably be going to Canada, too. Maybe we will cross paths one of the days, my friend! And the it will be
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#28 to #27 - hsm (08/24/2014) [-]
aww sweet man, see you then.
aww sweet man, see you then.
#29 to #28 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
See ya
See ya
User avatar #7 to #4 - keltainenlumi (08/17/2014) [-]
But some of those have words?
User avatar #5 to #4 - hsm (08/16/2014) [-]
umm thanks........ i guess
#2 - 4chan refugee (06/16/2014) [-]
Are you from Pakistan?
User avatar #3 to #2 - hsm (06/16/2014) [-]
Yes!
User avatar #1 - demonicwhore (10/28/2011) [-]
Love ur harry potter according to flanders upload, it made me crack up and i added it to my favourites =)
User avatar #10 to #1 - hsm (08/24/2014) [-]
Thanks.
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