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#1066964 - Is it ironic that i shut myself in my room to marathon NHK? …  [+] (12 new replies) 6 hours ago on Anime & Manga - anime... +5
#1067051 - nigeltheoutlaw (1 hour ago) [-]
I did the same, but I emerged a changed man, like a butterfly emerging from its cocoon. Changed in that I realized that real life would never have a happy ending like that; MC NEET-kun would have offed himself and nobody would have noticed until his body stunk so badly that they investigated.

tfw no cute girl will save you from yourself
#1066997 - evilicious (2 hours ago) [-]
That's better thank watching it in the living room with your mom.
User avatar #1067039 - nigeltheoutlaw (1 hour ago) [-]
y tho
#1067060 - evilicious (56 minutes ago) [-]
The family was supposed to be gone for another two hours or so and I wanted to get out of my room. Mom came home early, was interested and it was the most awkward anime watching experience ever.
User avatar #1067070 - zapponia (32 minutes ago) [-]
I watched Clannad in the living room when my parents came home, and my mom started crying. I never watch anime in the living room anymore
User avatar #1067077 - evilicious (6 minutes ago) [-]
Dad watched the last few episodes of Angel Beats with my sister and I and we were laughing during that whole tear-jerking end scene.
#1067061 - nigeltheoutlaw (56 minutes ago) [-]
At least it wasn't yaoi.
#1066973 - alleksi (4 hours ago) [-]
>You're waifu will never appear out of nowhere and save you from your hikki life
User avatar #1066971 - newbrony (5 hours ago) [-]
Ironic? Yes. Weird? No.
User avatar #1066968 - adunsaveme (6 hours ago) [-]
I shut myself in a room to do everything else, doesn't seem weird to me
User avatar #1066966 - ehzio (6 hours ago) [-]
A lot of people shut themselves in their room to watch enema
User avatar #1066965 - boyddamilkman (6 hours ago) [-]
It's not too late to change your hikikomori ways!
#3871 - dude i think FMA:B is on there. I dunno though.  [+] (1 new reply) 16 hours ago on Anime Recommendation Thread 0
User avatar #3873 - evilicious (16 hours ago) [-]
It is.
#3870 - who the hell pays for anime 16 hours ago on Anime Recommendation Thread 0
#1066843 - oh i agree with that 16 hours ago on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1066837 - Wow at this pace, only 9 -10 more years until it finishes. Kee… 16 hours ago on Anime & Manga - anime... +2
#1066835 - There is a kind of an order, basically it's how the girls are …  [+] (2 new replies) 16 hours ago on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1066842 - abysmalshadow (16 hours ago) [-]
"Personally, I read them in order of when they branch off from the common route."
I'm aware of that. I'm just saying you can read them in any order without messing up the story.
User avatar #1066843 - hsm (16 hours ago) [-]
oh i agree with that
#1066832 - how many years long was it? And how many routes do you still h…  [+] (2 new replies) 16 hours ago on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar #1066833 - ajrin (16 hours ago) [-]
4 years
still got 2,5 routes to go
User avatar #1066837 - hsm (16 hours ago) [-]
Wow at this pace, only 9 -10 more years until it finishes. Keep on fighting!!
#1066831 - Post moar!! 16 hours ago on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#97 - Thank you very much you asshole. 16 hours ago on hsm's profile 0
#3857 - also forgot the cheesiest love comedy, Nogizaka Haruka no Himi… 10/29/2014 on Anime Recommendation Thread 0
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#95 - animethumbs ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
stickied by hsm
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#71 - hsm (09/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by hsm
Thanks for visiting!!
User avatar #96 - adunsaveme (18 hours ago) [-]
nice avatar fag
User avatar #97 to #96 - hsm (16 hours ago) [-]
Thank you very much you asshole.
#86 - animethumbs ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
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#87 to #86 - hsm (10/23/2014) [-]
that's not Mashiro, that's not Mashiro at all.
that's not Mashiro, that's not Mashiro at all.
#88 to #87 - animethumbs ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #89 to #88 - hsm (10/23/2014) [-]
***** you better give me my Mashiro gif because google aint helpin me. Who even is the chick?
#90 to #89 - animethumbs ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#91 to #90 - hsm (10/23/2014) [-]
Never mind, suck my amazing detective dick.
Never mind, suck my amazing detective dick.
#92 to #91 - animethumbs ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
>Darkened texture   
>Kanji captions   
>						****					 framerate
>Darkened texture
>Kanji captions
> **** framerate

#93 to #92 - hsm (10/23/2014) [-]
meh, it works. I just wanted best imouto on my profile.
#94 to #93 - animethumbs ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
She truly is <3
She truly is <3
#84 - animethumbs ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #85 to #84 - hsm (10/23/2014) [-]
I think there is some amount of porn by the same animator. Can't find it though.
User avatar #82 - themagicdalek (10/17/2014) [-]
I love you
#83 to #82 - hsm (10/17/2014) [-]
Oh my, this is all so sudden
#75 to #74 - hsm (09/27/2014) [-]
Okay i spent more time on that than i initially planned to.
#76 to #75 - animethumbs ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
***** , my cousin tweeted me this **** , and I've been playing for the past 3 hours. I already got 10 warriors at lvl 100. **** these addictions
#77 to #76 - hsm (09/27/2014) [-]
i remember the day i discovered cookie clicker. I reached the point where the cookies were automatically being accounted and i left my computer on and went to sleep so that i can wake up and spend my cookies.





I have issues.
#78 to #77 - animethumbs ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
We've all had these issues at some point in our lives my ***** . And kill me if it'll ever be cured.

Hope this **** cures your boredom~
#79 to #78 - hsm (09/27/2014) [-]
an eye for an eye mah *****
#81 to #79 - animethumbs ONLINE (10/12/2014) [-]
To **** around, I decided to go back to playing the game, and these were the results..
#72 - dbdeano ONLINE (09/25/2014) [-]
rip
#73 to #72 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/25/2014) [-]
#NoRagrets
#63 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/12/2014) [-]
I can suck your dick
User avatar #64 to #63 - hsm (09/12/2014) [-]
Anyone with a mouth can, what's your point?
#65 to #64 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/12/2014) [-]
it's your birthday want me to suck your dick
User avatar #66 to #65 - hsm (09/12/2014) [-]
sure why not
#67 to #66 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/12/2014) [-]
live in California
User avatar #68 to #67 - hsm (09/12/2014) [-]
Hmmm you need a really flexible neck if you're gonna suck me off all the way from California
#69 to #68 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/12/2014) [-]
engaging engineer

have a nice day
User avatar #70 to #69 - hsm (09/12/2014) [-]
thanks you too
User avatar #41 to #40 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
umm dude that's not me!!
User avatar #46 to #41 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
but that doesnt awnser my question, i know u have straight hair so how do u do it?
User avatar #47 to #46 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
My hair is naturally straight. I haven't used a comb in 8 months. I just wash them daily and that's it.
User avatar #48 to #47 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
send pics or no proof
i dont belive anyone has natrually stright hair
#49 to #48 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
well i don't have to prove it
#50 to #49 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
shiet now what do i do to git pics
#51 to #50 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
You do know i'm a guy right? Why you want pics?
#52 to #51 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
thier like trading cards to me
User avatar #53 to #52 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
happy?
#54 to #53 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
you said what ever i want right?
also u look indian
User avatar #55 to #54 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
I live in Pakistan, which is next to india, so that's your explanation. And whatever means whatever, i don't care. I'm a confident ************* slut.
#56 to #55 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
awww yea im making trading cards out of these
User avatar #57 to #56 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
LOL, send them to me when you're done.
User avatar #58 to #57 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
will take a while ima try to get as many people as posable
User avatar #60 to #58 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
There are also gonna be some really cringe worthy pictures of me and i'm sorry that you had to see them. I took them back when i was going through my cringe years.
User avatar #61 to #60 - sniffyy (09/10/2014) [-]
not as bad as some of the **** i've seen
User avatar #62 to #61 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
Of course Thankfully i wasn't as cringey as most 12 year olds but still i would want to forget those years.
User avatar #59 to #58 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
have fun
User avatar #39 - ecalycptus ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
Nice OC
User avatar #42 to #39 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
what OC?
#44 to #43 - hsm (09/10/2014) [-]
Oh i made that Vivian James picture. Thank you for liking it.
User avatar #45 to #44 - ecalycptus ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
It's really nice, saved.
#37 - sassguardian (09/03/2014) [-]
You're going down, cutie pie.
User avatar #38 to #37 - hsm (09/05/2014) [-]
k
#30 - tanabata (08/25/2014) [-]
Heeeey~ What's the story behind your username?
User avatar #31 to #30 - hsm (08/25/2014) [-]
it's the initials of my real name.
#32 to #31 - tanabata (08/25/2014) [-]
That doesn't help me at all. I want to think of a appropriate nickname...
User avatar #33 to #32 - hsm (08/25/2014) [-]
it's also an abbreviation of HEY SEXY ************

H.S.M.
#34 to #33 - tanabata (08/25/2014) [-]
Hasam, maybe...?
User avatar #35 to #34 - hsm (08/25/2014) [-]
yeah sure, go with that i dun mind.
User avatar #8 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
I liked Watamote.
User avatar #9 to #8 - hsm (08/24/2014) [-]
i liked it too. We should totally **** .
User avatar #11 to #9 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
Name the time and place. I'm there.
#13 to #12 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
I've got the gas money, bby
User avatar #14 to #13 - hsm (08/24/2014) [-]
you'll need airplane money
#15 to #14 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
Oh? Where are you, mah ***** ?
User avatar #16 to #15 - hsm (08/24/2014) [-]
Asia
User avatar #17 to #16 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
Where in?
User avatar #18 to #17 - hsm (08/24/2014) [-]
Pakistan
User avatar #19 to #18 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
I feel like we've had this conversation before.
User avatar #20 to #19 - hsm (08/24/2014) [-]
yeah, this is where you say i'm kicking it with the sand *******
#21 to #20 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
Oh, man, you're kicking t with the sand ******* then.


Have you made any progress to moving to canada?
#22 to #21 - hsm (08/24/2014) [-]
absolutely not man, i talked to my dad about it but he says that i have to stay in this country for at least 2 more years and help with the family business until my older brother gets married.

<=== in short
#23 to #22 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
Why the hell do you have to? You're a grown man, do what you want.
#24 to #23 - hsm (08/24/2014) [-]
i don't know man, it's so unfair.
#25 to #24 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
Just go for it, the only one holding you back is yourself. To hell with what your dad thinks, tell him you love him and leave.
Just go for it, the only one holding you back is yourself. To hell with what your dad thinks, tell him you love him and leave.
#26 to #25 - hsm (08/24/2014) [-]
I'll keep trying. I will irritate him so much that his only escape would be to throw me out of this country. I'll get to Canada, one way or the other.
#27 to #26 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
I'll probably never get around to learning Japanese, so I'll probably be going to Canada, too. Maybe we will cross paths one of the days, my friend! And the it will be   
&lt;&lt;
I'll probably never get around to learning Japanese, so I'll probably be going to Canada, too. Maybe we will cross paths one of the days, my friend! And the it will be
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#28 to #27 - hsm (08/24/2014) [-]
aww sweet man, see you then.
aww sweet man, see you then.
#29 to #28 - anonshenanigans (08/24/2014) [-]
See ya
See ya
User avatar #7 to #4 - keltainenlumi (08/17/2014) [-]
But some of those have words?
User avatar #5 to #4 - hsm (08/16/2014) [-]
umm thanks........ i guess
#2 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/16/2014) [-]
Are you from Pakistan?
User avatar #3 to #2 - hsm (06/16/2014) [-]
Yes!
User avatar #1 - demonicwhore (10/28/2011) [-]
Love ur harry potter according to flanders upload, it made me crack up and i added it to my favourites =)
User avatar #10 to #1 - hsm (08/24/2014) [-]
Thanks.
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